Blue Balls NYCFC
Episodes
Episode 33: S11E32: PART 2 - GrOVER Cleveland UNDERperformed electorally
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's over/under time, the MOST wonderful time of the year! Break out your scorecards and work through the season with us. Where did we go wrong? Where...
Episode 32: S11E32: PART 1 - Two Worlds, One Cup
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the season wrap-up, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey review the eastern conference final flame-out against MLS' Miami monster before they similarly ...
Episode 31: S11E31: DOOP, There It Isn't!
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we didn't think we'd be here. But you know what they say: when men make plans, Maxi Moralez laughs. A 1-0 victory over supporters' shield super...
Episode 30: S11E30: Tada! Nada for Zaha! Haha!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It took yer boys three goals, too many yellow cards, and one fallen soldier, but NYCFC is back in the eastern semifinals!! A white-knuckled ending to ...
Episode 29: S11E29: Juli-Off Target
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pour something to take the edge off, Blue Ballers; NYCFC's going to a third match. Jake & Trey pass the time waiting for the polls to close by rec...
Episode 28: S11E28: Alonso's Charlotte's Web - "Some Goal"
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Baby, Blue Ballers, it is playoff time, and boy is it ever. Jake and Trey talk the whole shebang right after the big playoff road win - Alonzo's wo...
Episode 27: S11E27: NYC in 2, Electric Bugaboo
25 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ballers, it's October and the pigeons are still flying. Pascal Jansen's first season ends with an ignominious 1-2 defeat against Seattle, but NYC...
Episode 26: S11E26: Parting Is Such Lee-t Sorrow
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blue ballers, the season is winding down but we're WOUND UP! Jake and Trey sit down to take some end of season lessons from the Philly phumble. Then: ...
Episode 25: S11E25: Chiroprac-tical Adjustment
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blue ballers, you sound crazy. 0-4 loss? What Miami game? Your boys in blue are here to talk about a ROUTING in the Hudson River Rivalry which saw the...
Episode 24: S11E24: Jansy v. Nancy, Zaha No Chancey
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your boys in blue are in fabulous spirits. Not only are we six points up from last time against conference titans Charlotte and Columbus, but the homi...
Episode 23: S11E23: Pascal's Big BBL (w/ John Baney)
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy Blue Ballers and welcome back to yet another Blue Balls Bonanza in the most wonderful (and stressful) time of the year. Trey is yet again Jake-le...
Episode 22: S11E22: You Win Some, You Lonesome
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zut alors Blue Ballers, Blue Balls is back - or shall we say "Blue Ball" as Trey went solo dolo on this one to get you a quick episode before NYCFC he...
Episode 21: S11E21: NYCFC Is Good At Soccer(?)
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three points against Cincy have your boys in blue BUZZING to, once again, fall for it! Is NYCFC good now? Did the summer transfer window go well, actu...
Episode 20: S11E20: Haaktual Value
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got friends in low places, and Nashville is one of them following a 2-1 victory here at Yankee Stadium in Curtis Sliwa's own Boogie-Down Bronx. ...
Episode 19: S11E19: Nico to Tico -> Hat Tricko
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another week of whiplash in Blue Ball City as Jake & Trey break down the 4-3 victory over Dallas, followed by the ignominious goalless loss agains...
Episode 18: S11E18: Mad Maxi 2: The Road Warriors
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three matches, four points, two dudes, one pod — do the math, Blue Balls Nation! Jake and Trey dig into the first three chapters of our summer road ...
Episode 17: S11E17: New Fernandez, Who Dis
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three points at home against Toronto put the wind at NYCFC's back staring at a challenging set of away games — but will they be able to handle it? A...
Episode 16: S11E16: The French Disconnection
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A grim 0-1 loss to worst-in-the-east Montreal has Jake and Trey feeling weary. We gripe, groan, and grasp at straws to understand what has this team, ...
Episode 15: S11E15: Draggin' Balls: The Freese-a Saga
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long lonely time, but we're back to give you exactly what you've been clamoring for: jetlagged europilled blue boys yapping about whatever...
Episode 14: S11E14: Elbow Smackaroni & Threes
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good morning, good afternoon, good night and good luck Blue Ballers — following a massive 3-1 victory over Gregg Berhalter's visiting Chicago Fire, ...
Episode 13: S11E13: Queens of the Own-age
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boys, we're eating good tonight. For the first time in weeks, your boys in blue are relishing the recap. Jake & Trey talk the drought-breaking Mar...
Episode 12: S11E12: Bo-Rough Night
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a barely-there morning episode to cover the barely-there Blues who dropped 3 league points and crashed out of the Open Cup this weekend. Miseries...
Episode 11: S11E11: Juli-Han Shot First
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three points against the FCC have Jake and Trey feeling like digital pirates! We're cruising down your broadband streams with a total recap of 90 minu...
Episode 10: S11E10: He Comes From A Land Down Under
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With three points from across the border, NYCFC keeps finding just enough to live. Your boys in blue break down the election-weekend win in Canada, in...
Episode 9: S11E9: Gil, a Monster
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grim times at the Blue Balls HQ this week as Jake & Trey break down the 0-2 loss against New England's bottom-scraping Revolution. Morale is at an...
Episode 8: S11E8: Loss Baribo, More Like
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're wringing out our souvenir hats and wiping our shoes on the 7 train as we recap some GOOD news at long last. A 1-0 win against Philadelphia had a...
Episode 7: S11E7: OluwaSey It Ain't So
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your sleepy boys in blue shake the sand out of their eyes and talk Sunday afternoon's grim little outing against a visiting Minnesota. A 2-1 loss humb...
Episode 6: S11E6: Old Habits Deila Hard
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It certainly was a game that happened, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey take their reluctant seats to try and figure out what the fuck happened in the 3-4 ...
Episode 5: S11E5: Teens go Skibidi in Ohio
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your boys in blue are back to break down a toothless away match against Columbus. We talk teenage wastelands, Freese finesse, Wolf woes, Bakrar PTSD, ...
Episode 4: S11E4: Statistician, Gil Thyself
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blue ballers, we're back and we're keeping it a buck reviewing our 3-goal, 2-1 victory over the Revs at Yankee Stadium. Jake & Trey talk the peren...
Episode 3: S11E3: Shore Thing
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This was the day we truly became Season Eleven, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey can't help themselves — your boys in blue devote the WHOLE episode to a ...
Episode 2: S11E2: I Just Bouan-go Home
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you having déjâ vu, Blue Ballers? A late-night last-minute goal stole points off NYCFC's plate and your boys Jake and Trey are here to recap it....
Episode 37: S11E1: The Man Who Stared At GOAT
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back, blue bitches, for Season Eleven! Jake and Trey, your boys in blue, are so excited to talk to you about NYCFC's season opener that we're pi...
Episode 36: S10.5E4: Russell StOver / WUnder Ball
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Y'all ready for season eleven? Your Boys in Blue are, and that's why they've given you a preseason double-size episode before the era of Jansen and th...
Episode 35: S10.5E3: Pascal's Wages
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you miss us, blue ballers? We've been storing up off-season news like nuts in a squirrel's cheeks, and we're finally ready to spill our delicious ...
Episode 34: S10.5E2: Season X, Six Feet Over/Under
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of 2! Jake and Trey rejoin to discuss senseless Superdraft suggestions, hot stove(r) hypotheticals, and of course to tally up the points from o...
Episode 33: S10.5E1: Where Did We Come From, Where Do We Go
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of 2! The cup is hoisted, the season’s over, and Jake and Trey are ready to reflect. We wipe the sand from our eyes and chat roster moves, ex...
Episode 32: S10E32: Flushing, Down The Drain
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We lost, you know what it is. Crack this one open if you're ready to process the end of a weird, weird season. Don't forget your SSRIs — you've got ...
Episode 31: S10E31: I'll Mitja in the Second Round
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ballers, we didn't expect to be recording this episode but we're pleased as punch to be sharing it with you. Jake and Trey sit down to revel in t...
Episode 30: S10E30: Cinc. Martins
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sharp-eared Blue Ballers will know: we never expected to be here after last week. But after a 3-1 victory over visiting Cincy, we've got ourselves a t...
Episode 29: S10E29: All Tricks, No Treats
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rough week for New York, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey hop on the mic to break down one of the most disturbingly toothless performances by NYCFC in cl...
Episode 6: S9E6: Five Butthole Stadium (feat. Dan Avidan!)
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your boys in blue have a treat for you this week — Jake and Trey are joined by the illustrious DAN AVIDAN (Game Grumps, Ninja Sex Party) who flexes ...