Chapter 1: What quick sports points does Fernando share?
Let's go to Fernando in Rutherford. What's going on, Fernando?
Nothing much. Good morning, guys. Anthony, following Anthony in Belleville, tough act to follow, but I'll do my best. Three quick things, and I just need 30 seconds or less. The first thing is we can't count out the Broncos because of Sean Payton, the OG quarterback whisperer. Second quick thing is Brian Cashman needs to trade for Stephen Kwan, leadoff hitter, goal glover.
And the last thing is, you know, somebody out there might need it, right? There's three aspects of reality, pain, uncertainty, and constant work moving forward. We got out of bed. It's a victory.
Chapter 2: What philosophical insights does Fernando provide?
Let's hold on to it. Let's all have a great day. Appreciate you guys. Great show. All right, Fernando. Very nice.
A little pep talk there from Fernando. And he's like that guy Sweeney on Instagram, 60 minutes or 60 seconds or less, he's going to give you his opinion. That was Fernando right there. Yeah. 30 seconds or less, I got three things to say and I'm going to get off the air.
Right. He had a football point, he had a baseball point, and he had a philosophical life point. And he said, you know, you're getting up and that's a win. Waking up, you know? I wonder if that was in response to our snow discussion.
How about if you don't go to sleep?
And you just power through?
Yeah, you just power through. I feel like we're both doing that right now.
I mean, but we're still up and we're still here and we're still talking, so it's a win. That's a win. That's a win. Win. Loss. Win. Loss. Snowblower. Snowblower.
Oh, baby. That snowblower is going to be cranking this weekend.
Yeah. You know, I really... You don't have a garage, so you don't have a place to keep a snowblower. Snowblower. No. My neighbor is very, very kind with the snowblower.
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Chapter 3: How does Gio feel about snow removal in suburban life?
He does. And I hate, I mean, I really do hate asking for help with these things. I like to do everything in the cleanup myself. That's what you do. You take care of your own house. But because I'm not going to be here and I'm going to be in the hotel, I do have to call upon...
somebody and i'm thinking like what is the thing that i could do for them you know to be like gina shovel yeah sure i mean listen i mean you could order like a massage and room service and all these people out there could just take care of it for you i mean it's perfect
Yeah, I mean, that makes me feel bad, though.
I'm trying to make you feel bad, but you order some room service, get a nice room massage, which is a real thing. I'm not telling you to do anything tawdry.
No, no, no, no, no.
And just leave it to Gina. She'll take care of it.
No, no, no. She won't take care of it. But someone will help out, I'm sure. Plus, we have those kids that came by with the flyer and said that they would shovel it for X amount of dollars. So there's a couple of things there that I can lean on while I'm in the city, ready to come in and do the show. Do you have a gravel driveway? I do. That's tough.
But you can raise the snow blow up a little bit. Yeah, because you don't want to be throwing stones. No, all over the place. I'm thinking about, though, I'm thinking about getting rid of that gravel.
It looks good, though. The summertime, springtime, that gravel looks awesome. It does, but... You know what it says? I got some cash. That's what that says.
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Chapter 4: What challenges does Gio face with his snowblower?
But then I'm thinking, too, like if I do the blacktop, then Sabrina's really into basketball now, and then you can have that in the driveway. Yeah. You know, and there's also, like, you know, learning how to ride the bikes with the girls. You have that, too. You can't really do that at the Pebbles. You have to do it on the street.
Oh, I mean, you live on the corner a lot, so you got a nice street there. We do. Yeah. Just thinking about maybe seal-coating that son of a bitch, you know? A little seal-coat spot. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not that, you know, it's not like you have a big driveway. You don't have like a long driveway, if I remember correctly. Your driveway's probably, what, about, I want to say 20 feet deep?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can fit two cars back-to-back on it?
Oh, no, without a doubt. It's wide, right? It's wide. You can fit four. No, it's not that wide. You can fit four cars back-to-back on the driveway.
Oh, okay.
It comes in and it opens up at the end. In your old driveway, it was like two football fields. It was.
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Chapter 5: How does Gio plan to handle snow while away?
It was 500 feet because it was a flag lot. Yeah, a flag lot. That flag lot, it's good for privacy.
It is, but it's a pain in the ass. That was a huge pain in the ass. Was that driveway, was it a dirt driveway, or was it an asphalt driveway? Stamp Creek. Stamp Creek? Yeah. Oh, love me some Stamp Creek.
Yep, Stamp Creek driveway.
I never had, like, a normal driveway. You know, it was funny. Last night, the guys that were sitting at the table with me, they were from Massapequa. Of course. So I didn't know any of them, so very nice sitting with those guys. One guy goes, hey. It's Bleach Butt Dimitri. And I'm like, what? I'm like, what? And I go, yeah, that's who it is. He goes, yeah, we all know that in Massapequa.
I'm like, great.
Well, yeah, he doesn't hide that.
And then I asked the guy, I said, do you have a PVC fence? And he goes, well, my neighbor is like right next to me. I said, I know. Does he have a PVC fence? He did not want to admit that he had a PVC fence.
He was saying it was a neighbor's PVC fence.
No, but then I got it out of him. Okay. All right. Yeah. There's a lot of that plastic down there.
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