Chapter 1: What is the context of Jerry's birthday breakfast order?
it is Jerry's birthday, I feel like we're just being messed with by Stephen Walter. I think this is because you can't be this inept at getting food to this studio. He has to be doing this just to screw with us because we screw with him all the time. I'm going to send you breakfast. You think I enjoyed it? I do.
I think that you enjoy the fact that you have fooled us into thinking breakfast is going to come and now your evil mind is like, oh, this is great. All I care about is Hofstra beating Alabama tomorrow. The latest update I got was 8.35. It was going to be here in 10 to 15 minutes.
Chapter 2: Why is there a delay in the breakfast delivery?
What's going on now? What happened? So where are they? 8.35. It's an hour ago. I don't know who the guy is delivering. I wish I did. If you're using a delivery app, all of the information is there. I'll go check. I didn't order first. Our guy Chris did. Why don't you go to Chris and be like, what does the app say? I mean, how hard is this? You're talking about bagels. Bagels are canceled.
Happy birthday, Jerry. Thanks, Stephen. You use a DoorDash or Uber Eats or something. Go over and look at the app. It gives you an exact time it's supposed to show up. It tells you where the guy is. They got a freaking Apple AirTag in the guy's head. Happy birthday, Jerry. Stephen, thank you. I appreciate the effort. I mean, this is twice. We had plates set up out there and everything.
But then when it's going wrong, you just let it go wrong. That's the thing I don't understand. I can't help it if the guy puts stuff on the park bench and leaves like last time. Well, that was just the cream cheese. At least it showed up.
Chapter 3: What are the frustrations expressed about the delivery service?
The food showed up. This time we got nothing. I mean, why wouldn't the guy come in the building, go to the security desk, and the security desk call him here? He knows who it's for. He knows you guys are trash. He'll be on the air. No, he doesn't. This guy has no idea. Well, this is where we order from, does. Well, but that's not their fault. Well, he's two hours late, so he should be trashed.
The guy, hold on. Just tell me, did you use one of the big delivery services? Yes. Okay. So that's not – the person who is delivering that food is not hearing any of this. That man probably just got here from Senegal three weeks ago, bought a bike, and is riding it around delivering stuff. Well, he should be hired then. But he was. So it's not – nobody is killing the bagel place. Nobody.
It's not they made the order. They gave it to the guy. Where the guy went with this, nobody knows. Except the guy who ordered it and has it all on his app. Maybe the guy, you know, was hungry and he wanted to stop and go see his family and have dinner or lunch or breakfast or whatever. Where's this Chris that made the order? Where is he? What does the app say? I'll go ask him. I'll be right back.
Where is he? Where is he? Chris is a good dude. He doesn't sit in control with us. I've got to go to his desk. He's not listening to this? This is as angry as I've heard him.
Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to discussing the delivery app's reliability?
He's doing it on purpose. That's what's going on. He's messing with us. This is his revenge. Stephen Waldron revenge game. Why is this revenge? What is he revenging? We always bust his balls. Making fun of him and the nervous coughing and everything else and Stephen and the bopping around. You're not going to like this. Of course. The first order was lost. Picked up a second order.
Don't know where the guy is now. So there's two orders of bagels and locks for Brewer, Stubware, and Manhattan. And none of this cheap. Yeah. Well, it's remarkable how bad you are at this, Stephen. It really is. I mean, this is multiple times. We put the order and hit purchase. How could we be bad at that? I don't know. That's what's crazy about it. And the first one was lost.
You had no idea until now. You weren't even checking on it. No, I knew that. I just didn't want to tell you. Oh, okay. So you did know that. So now you're a liar on top of being incompetent. You guys should just let me get a fudgy the whale for Jerry and everything would have been fine. Boomer orders these bagels every single day. They come here in 15 minutes. Yeah. Bang, bang, bang.
They were ordered yesterday and ready to go. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. It's a mistake for being ready for the guy's birthday the day before? Yes, because that gets lost. These guys, they clean the bagel places. They don't care. Every day is a new day. It's just a new day. And by the way, so they do it for the day before to get it here no earlier than 8.30, which you told us before?
That seems insane. Why do you have to do it the day before if it doesn't get here at 8.30? I don't know.
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Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise during the breakfast order saga?
You know what? There's just a lot of incompetence out there. That's what it comes down to. All right. Thanks, Steven. You can pull him down now. Thank you, Steven. I mean... I feel bad for you, Jerry. Oh, I'm fine. I feel bad for him. No, I feel bad for you. I'm good. I feel bad for Steven right now. You should have gotten... Update. First order was left on the street at 7.22 a.m.
So if you want to go out there, it might still be there. Left on the street? What? Why is this happening? Why does this only happen to the orders that you guys do? These people are weird. Do you put in leave it on the street in the notes? Chris? Anybody? You honestly think we write that? I'm trying to figure this out, man. Normally there is a directions.
You say leave it at the security desk in the building. You're talking as if we write in the notes, leave it as far away as possible. Well, here's another thing. Hold on, here's another thing. What phone number is connected to that delivery account? Because they always call. Al's number. Al's number? Yes, they call him when it's there. Unfortunately, I have no calls. No, no, no, no, no, no.
He doesn't understand what you're saying. Clearly, which is a big problem. What number is associated with the delivery service account? So, for example, when Boomer orders food, his cell phone number is connected. Al Duke's cell phone number. So you guys opened up a DoorDash or Uber Eats account with Al's cell phone number. That's what you did?
Or that's the contact number that you have when you drop it off. Al is the contact number when it gets delivered who to call. Yeah. Well, that obviously is getting lost in the mix because they're calling whatever number is associated with the account. That's what's getting lost here because there's never a situation where a guy's going to leave bagels in the street before he calls.
And this has happened to you guys twice. So what's going on is he's showing up here. He's calling some CBS number that's ringing and ringing and ringing somewhere, and then he goes, F this. No, no, he's not. How do you know that? I mean, I'm just trying to get to a solution here. Because he didn't call Al. Every time that these guys get confused, they call.
Nothing has changed in the setup for this for the last time we ordered food for you. So, yeah, the cream cheese was left on the park bench, but the food made it to you, and nothing has changed. I'm telling you, this phone number has a big thing to do with it, and you're not following that. That's what's going on. I can almost guarantee it.
Do you think I should go on the street and see if there's bags? Yes. Yeah, maybe you should go down there and go check and see. It's also possible that it's at the desk.
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Chapter 6: What theories are proposed about the missing breakfast order?
No, it's not. You don't think so? And they didn't know who to call up to? No. I'm trying here. I don't know. All I know is I never have an issue. Right. Unless CeeLo's here. But what happened when there was an issue? The guy called you. Yes. That's what I'm saying. He called the number that's associated on the account. Yes.
I would also wonder if the security guy at the desk saw a delivery guy just drop stuff off right by the door. Right? No. Is that door open at 7.30 in the morning downstairs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think 6 a.m. it's open. 6 a.m. it's open. I think so. Okay, so the guy should come in, go to the security desk, say, here's the delivery for Al Dukes.
And even if it wasn't open, the guy's sitting there the entire time. And if it was dropped off at 7.30 and it's out on the park bench, it's not there anymore. By the way, how is it lost if it was there? Like the first one was lost, but yet we know where it is. And where's the second one?
wow that's all i can say is wow and boy are we disappointed and i feel so bad for you jerry because it's your birthday and it should be celebrated every birthday should be celebrated it's terrible especially like you because we we love you so much and oh yeah we have so much respect yes and jerry's one of those guys like listen it could end yes right now tomorrow what all that stuff say oh yeah
Right. Well, yeah. Like outside a piano could drop on your head. Yeah. You know, so you should celebrate the moments that you have. Right. And I said that we love him. And he goes, oh, yeah. I didn't say it like that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You were just like, oh, yeah. No, you were like, oh, yeah. No, no, no. Remember what I said this morning?
I said, hey, by the way, don't order breakfast today because CBS ordered breakfast. I know that's exactly what you said. We've got to have something for you. It is the thought that counts. When he told me it was your birthday, I said, okay, what do you want me to order? He said, don't worry about it. CBS got it. I said, okay, fine. So it's not our fault. No. I'm waiting for Al to call in. Yes, Al.
Oh, hi there. I came down here, and there was a man holding the bagels, waiting for me to come down for them. I do have on the receipt, it says that this was due to be delivered at 7 a.m. Was he standing there the whole time? I don't know. He was not looking impatient, but he was just standing in the hallway here. Wow. Stephen, thank you very much for breakfast.
And this was not the one that was just sitting on the street? No, he was holding, waiting for someone to come down. So it was just dumb luck that I came down here. Wow. If that man was waiting in the lobby for two and a half... I really love how he's been waiting since 7 a.m. No way. No way. I'm going to say this was the second order that you guys placed. It has to be.
And it was just one of those things where it's like Al just happened to run into the second order. Yeah. And the first one they just put out in the street. That has to be the case. There's no way that guy's been there for two hours and 35 minutes. So, Steven, you guys did make two orders. Hello? Hello? He might be checking. Oh, sorry. What did I say? I said you made two orders.
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