Boys on the Case
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 52: The Boys Solves Your Problems
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week John is absent. You know what that means- the quality is absent too! I'm kidding. Or am I? I am. Unless... Jeremy took this opportunity to i...
Episode 51: The Boys Go to Disney World
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back! And they're talking about why children's cartoons are so messed up. I know it's been a while, but we've been training in a mountain...
Episode 50: IT'S SOUP ALL THE WAY DOWN
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THIS WEEK THE BOYS FIGURE OUT WHAT SOUP IS. WOW IS THIS A DARK ONE, Y'ALL. SO, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT SOUP?? OH BOY, WE GOT PLENTY OF INFO ABOUT SOUP F...
Episode 49: Don't Drink the Tap Water, it Will Make You Kill People
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys talk about serial killers and where the ding dang heck they all went. In other news, I am proud to announce that Sonic the Hedgehog...
Episode 48: THE SEXTERRESTRIALS ARE HERE
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jeremy is absent (because he's a tool) so it's just Boy on the Case! But that means John gets to talk about aliens and be weird with it. The...
Episode 47: +2 Stealth for Adultery
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys figure out which U.S. president would win in a battle royal style death match! Spoilers: its not Andrew Johnson. Update for those w...
Episode 46: Ho Ho— OH NO!
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys discuss theme parks and how they went from a place to wash yo nasty body to a Disney themed, overpriced bar. The bad news is I don'...
Boos on the Casket: Halloween Special 2021
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween ghouls, fiends, and non-binary monsterfolk! To celebrate the spookiness the boys watched John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and made th...
Episode 45: Ku Klux Klam
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Halloween festivities continue this week with another spooOOoky question. This week the boys discuss why some people don't like the sensation of f...
Episode 44: It's Our Boyiversary!
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Boyiversary! It's hard to believe that we've been making this show for one year, and its still about as good as it was at the start. For this we...
Episode 43: No, I Don't Want to Sing with You
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey fandom, people please don't like cancel us or harass us on Twitter until we quit our jobs. I'm sure some of y'all have great reasons for sending d...
Episode 42: I'm Scared and Aroused
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nat Update: it turns out they are fruit flies but idk where these little bastards came from. I discovered they love beer, which does endear them to me...
Episode 41: My Uranus is Sextile ;)
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get it? It's an anal joke. Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected] Send us an audio message at: anchor.fm/boyson...
Episode 40: Oh Lawd Nibiru is Comin'
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Aw man, oh geez guys. I don't want to panic everyone but Nibiru is coming and its flippin' huge y'all, it's gonna jack up the poles and everything. I ...
Episode 39: Man, I Wish my Wife was an Anime
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm going to be honest, I don't have any good anime jokes for the description. I would have more time to think up one, but MY WIFE is always nagging m...
Episode 38: Pickin' Up Women on The Interstate
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hey girl, I can't help but notice you're also driving down the interstate. Come here often? You wanna see some memes? I can send them over to your car...
Programming Update
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're trying to be good boys and not contribute to community spread. Once we have a remote set up worked out we'll be back to our regular schedule!&nb...
Episode 37: Genital Talk (Scientific)
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys discuss the bits and bobs on the human body left over from our monkey days. Oh what days those were. Sitting in trees, eating fruit...
Episode 36: Fight Deez Nuts
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys talk about fighting games and if people enjoy being challenged. Hi everyone, It's me John, co-host of the investigative "comedy" po...
Episode 35: IRS Please Don't Listen to This Episode
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys tell you how to fake your own death and disappear. And hey, we make a lot of good goofs about committing tax evasion in this episod...
Episode 34: The Yeehaw Episode
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode the boys tackle the wacky world of country music. I've been trying to figure out a funny way to reference beer and alcoholism. B...
Episode 33: Adolescent Coup d'état
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode the boys discuss what your car says about you and how to become the most powerful high schooler. Reality is merely a verbal quil...
Episode 32: If the Earth is Round Then How Come This Title is Flat??
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode the boys investigate mermaids and the flatness of the Earth. Oh the Earth is round, huh? Then explain why my wife left me and m...
Episode 31: Great News, Zombification is Illegal
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode the boys investigate the 7 wonders of the world and achieving immortality. I know that second one sounds a little sinister, but...
Episode 30: Dysentery's Funny Nautical Cousin
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys investigate ocean madness (spooky) and the reason some songs stay in your head forever and ever and ever. By the way, don't drink s...
Episode 29: Evolution has a Sense of Humor
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the boys talk about possible future animals and the science behind ass. That's right, ass. Butts. Booties. Carolinas. I'm gonna be honest w...
Episode 28: The Jesus Heist
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys investigate the origins of taxidermy and why people play around. Also, I'm not sure if this is the best place to talk about this, b...
Episode 27: No One Told Me Lucid Dreaming Was Scary
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode the boys tackle rude hand gestures and lucid dreaming! Lucid dreaming seems hard, but it's actually very simple. Just follow th...
Episode 26: The Name's Danger . . . Vape Danger.
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode the boys investigate popcorn lung and how many holes the human body really has. Is it 2? 7? maybe a couple trillion? I'm not re...
Episode 25: Richard Nixon Ate Alone Like a Loser
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys investigate how much sleep you really need and which famous figures would make the best (or worst) streamers! And I don't want to m...
Episode 24: The Pope Just Super Hates Cats
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cats are evil and I hate them and they aren't nearly as cool as my dog. This week on boys we welcome guest investigator Basir who tackles his first qu...
Episode 23: Turbo Sin and Lake Murder
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I promise you, I had nothing to do with that lake exploding and killing the town... On this episode, John explores spontaneous human combustion (or SH...
Episode 22: Godzilla Has a Son and He's Dead
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He can finally rest and play baseball in Paradise. In this one the boys are talking about a bunch of sweaty lizards really gettin' in there and rubbin...
Episode 21.5: Best of the Boys
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is one is what we're (hesitantly) calling a highlight reel of some of our favorite goofs from past episodes! We'll return to our regular schedule...
Episode 21: Jesus Wants You to Invest in Cryptocurrency
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alright listen, listen . . . in a few thousand years you need to buy stock in Apple. You can trust me, my dad is God. On this episode John discusses t...
Episode 20: A Brief History of Kink
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All Basir fans will be given their complimentary L at the end of the program. This week Jeremy explains why you're so compelled to buy that new Deadpo...
Episode 19: Yeah Baby, Show Me That Ernst Gräfenberg Spot
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is a horny one, but it's not Johns fault this time. In a very progress episode both our detectives are women! (wozers). And we let them talk abou...
Episode 18: Sleepy Time Train Watch
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Look out, don't let the train get you. I'm kidding, there is no train. Unless. . . On a special, very sleepy episode John and Jeremy have a competitio...
Episode 17: Save it for Marriage, Don't Fall in That Lava
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oopsie, I almost fell into that flowing river of molten rock and boiled all my skin and bones and stuff. This week on boys, Jeremy breaks down which h...
Episode 16: Honeypot Them Ghosts
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I hope a ghost doesn't haunt me and my *juicy* thighs. This week Jeremy explains why all us landlubbers enjoy group singing about the high seas. Then ...
Episode 15: Basir Really Steps in it
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Forbidden words are punishable by death. The list includes: "bad podcast," "not funny," and "Jeremy." This week John tackles figures from ancient hist...
Episode 14: Ants Do Be Kinda Thick Tho
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If a juicy ant walks by and gives you the look, just keep walking. it's a trap. This week John discusses that good stuff that bees crave, and, as usua...
Episode 13: John on the Case
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wait... did you hear that? *chirp chirp* Oh my God, they found us! Run! Jeremy isn't in this one so its 100%, non-stop John, and he talks about ...
Episode 12: The Sinful Dolphin
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, sharks can bite real good, but can they commit affronts to God? After a brief break the boys are back to waste your time for a whole hour! Jerem...
Episode 11: War on Christmas Special
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of the year again: bombs are dropping, armed checkpoints are being established, and red coffee cups are being denounced by the church. ...
Episode 10: An Important Announcement Regarding Beaver Ass
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
No Jeremy, red is not the best flavor. This week the Boys welcome special guest and cottegecore enthusiast Samantha to judge us harshly on investigati...
Episode 9: Anime Math Zone
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kon'nichiwa, watashinonamaeha Jondesu. Gūguru hon'yaku o tsukatte kore o tsukurimashita. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, we talk about weeb stuff in t...
Episode 8: Benjamin Franklin Discovered the Sun
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, this podcast is only for people who play the trombone. This week Jeremy debates whether participating in marching band is a sport, or a feat of...
Episode 7: What, You Think I'm Your Friend? Idiot
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kylie Jenner is my best friend- I swear to Gawd. This week the boys discuss parasocial relationships and how the phenomenon interacts with our culture...
Episode 6: Like Most Things, My Penis Makes Me Qualified
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: You are about to listen to an extremely horny episode of Boys on the Case. Side effects can include, but are not limited to, becoming horny, ...
Episode 5: Chase Your Bliss, Date a Hologram
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I did not have sexual relations with that anthropomorphic dog. This week Jeremy takes everyone on a tour of his prepubesent sexual awakening. After, J...
Episode 4: Take Us to the Moon, Pussyboy
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you listen to this episode you already know too much. This week the Boys debate the legitimacy of the moon landing to prove which one is right, and...
Episode 3: A Simp is Like a Starving Lion
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bad news, your mom's a cloud.. Worse news, you're dating her. This week John re-imagines himself and some of the other boys as Greek Gods. Spoilers: i...
Episode 2: Slang vs. Religion
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Whassaap?? I hope ya'll are ready for a lang-slangin hoedown! This week, John tackles some of the South's weirdest slang, while Jeremy contemplates th...
Episode 1: Hunger Games - Breakfast Edition
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hungry for BATTLE??? If you ever wondered which cereal mascot would survive a battle royale, you're in luck - the boys are on the case! Listen as John...