Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Episodes
#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis'...
#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a ner...
#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero...
#79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes...
#78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube
05 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.Also...
#77: "Bryan Callen Waves White Flag on UFOs" + Biden's Ukraine visit + Open Mic Advice
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie ...
#76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Lat...
#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys ...
Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps u...
Broken Sim #73: "Machine Gun Kelly Confronts Sam at Comedy Chaos" + Atrocity of the Year
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.Also this week, we award...
Broken Sim #72: "Sam Under Attack" + LA vs. New York Comedy + Harmful Language
14 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.Also this week, S...
Broken Sim #71: "Touched by an Angel" featuring a real-life angel encounter
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.Also this week we ta...
Broken Sim #70: "Werewolf Encounter" + Infinite Realities + A Driving Dog
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and ...
Broken Sim #69: "Sam is Mr. Potato Head" + Kanye/Trump + Joke Writing
03 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this epi...
Broken Sim #68: "The Shadow Bandit Rides Again" + Mandela Effect, Elon and Ghosts
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect ...
Broken Sim #67: "Fast and the Furriest" + Kanye + Prepping for Aliens + Elon
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's...
BS 66: "Kung FUBAR" + Skankfest Recap + Ghosts
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more...
Broken Simulation #65: "Red-Pilling Orny Adams"
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, an...
Broken Simulation #64: "Just Keep Movin'"
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farew...
Broken Simulation #63: "The Omen"
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then sh...
Broken Sim #62: "S**t Detectives" with Josh Wolf + Sam commits an atrocity
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their gu...
Broken Simulation #61: "Colon Boom!"
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.Quit naturally with Füm and use...
Broken Sim #60: "The Sam Tripoli Experience of The Joe Rogan Experience"
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more...
Broken Simulation #59: "Turtle Boy" ft. Jeff Hilliard and his Hunter Biden story
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly...
Broken Simulation #58: "Not L.A.!" + Sam revisits fights with Ari Shaffir
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly...
Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies"
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert tw...
Broken Simulation #56: "Stupid Head" (a.k.a. "Sam Finally Gets Invited to Something")
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this e...
Broken Simulation #55: "We're Number One*"
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wea...
Broken Simulation #54: "Not Hot Yoga" + Video Proof of the Broken Simulation?
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the m...
Broken Simulation #53: "Elizabethan Victorian Time-Traveling Hooker Wench"
12 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).Also this week Johnny Wood...
Broken Simulation #52: "Bobby Lee's Army of Care Bears attacks Sam"
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.Helix...
Broken Simulation #51: "The Grassy Knoll"
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy...
Broken Simulation #50: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Alaska Thunder****"
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host...
Broken Simulation #49: "Sam Tripoli Presents: 'Girls' Gone Wild"
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting an...
Broken Simulation #48: "Can't Cancel the Canceled" with Ryan Long
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comed...
Broken Simulation #47: "Sam Tripoli Goes to Jail"
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's ...
Broken Simulation #46: "Victory in the Culture War"
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check a...
Broken Simulation #45: "Sam Tripoli ***** *** His Famous Friends"
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita...
Broken Simulation #44: "Peanut Butter Hair" + talking Rogan, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapapo...
Broken Sim #43: "The D*ck Contest" + Joe Rogan vs. Neil Young
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.Ma...
Broken Simulation #42: "Sam Goes Under the Knife for Super Heavy Legs"
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Sim...
Broken Simulation #41: "Conspiracy Boy!" with Howie Dewey
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads ...
Broken Simulation #40: "Crop Dusting with Sam Tripoli" (plus Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che)
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic...
Broken Simulation #39 Part 2: "LatinX Bangerz"
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of the EPIC, MONDO Broken Sim double episode is packed with fun, including host Sam Tripoli's encounter with a mask hall monitor at Starbucks...
Broken Simulation #39 Part 1: "Sam Tripoli Has Super Heavy Legs"
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On part one of this SUPER MEGA installment of Broken Simulation we discuss Sam Tripoli's Super Heavy Legs, and the gulf between six and seven inches.P...
Broken Simulation #38: "Bingo of the Black Experience"
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After being briefly banned from YouTube, Broken Simulation is back to discuss Sarah Silverman's zany Hollywood theories, and host Sam Tripoli's relati...
Broken Simulation #37: "Sam Tripoli's Handler Revealed"
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all.Support our advertising partners:Visit www.hellotushy....
Broken Simulation #36: "The Human SJW Square"
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless co...
Broken Sim #35: "Sam Tripoli Recaptures His Youth" + Joe Rogan proves Instagram is screwing with Sam
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove In...
Broken Sim #34: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Cerebral Palsy Dancing"
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this editi...
Broken Simulation #33: "The Broken"
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more o...
Broken Simulation #32: "The Studio is Haunted"
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. The guys also discus...
Broken Simulation #31: "Sam Tripoli Gets His Own Bobblehead"
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up co...
Broken Simulation #30: "Gritty, Brown and Shady" with Jayson Thibault
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "...
#29: "Sam Tripoli $#!+ in the Shower!"
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is t...
#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body"
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tu...
#27: "Sam Tripoli's Observations from People Watching"
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever r...
#26: “Chris Neff Comes Out”
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this ...
#25: "Where is Eddie Bravo?"
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Broken Simulation is back in record time! This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this ...
#24: "Sam Tripoli's Hollywood Safari"
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam rec...
#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever)
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to ho...
#22: "Sam's Big Nature TV Conspiracy and Racist Cake"
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake)...
#21: "The No. 1 Gay Bathhouse Review Podcast on the Planet"
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli a...
#20: "Sam's Two Fights on One Flight"
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, ...
#19: "America's Ninth Favorite Storytelling Podcast"
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's c...
#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upc...
#17: "2021 Squad Goals" with XG from Tin Foil Hat
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez call...
#16: "John Wienerman"
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort...
2020 Christmas Special
27 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special!Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com ...
#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news.Get 15-percent ...
2020 Thanksgiving Special
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 perc...
#12: "Nobody Bats a Thousand" (fixed!)
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhap...
#11: "The Masked Singahhh"
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos...
Broken Simulation #10: "Fakers"
26 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by vis...
Broken Simulation #9: "Order!"
22 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you e...
Special Edition Preview: The wildest, most insane Olympic event ever
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimul...
#8: "I Know My People"
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Amer...
#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records"
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique ...
Broken Simulation #6: "Revolution"
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us abou...
Broken Simulation #5: "The No. 1 Show Ever on the Internet"
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, J...
Broken Simulation #4: "Crazy Is as Crazy Is"
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week'...
BS #3: "The Greatest Story I've Ever Heard in My Life"
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their...
BS #2: 'Tiger King' and the Gay Archetypes of Comedians
11 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.S...
BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre worl...