Dumbest Customer Requests
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Have you ever been in the service industry? Yeah. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
I think we all have. I worked at Burger Heaven. Does that count?
The condemned burger place from your hometown?
Yeah.
Hosea worked at Subway for a while. Yeah, I was a server at many other restaurants. I worked at a bakery for almost three days. Yeah. So I burned my finger on a toaster oven and I quit right there.
Did you call your mommy? I sure did. Mom, shut this bakery down.
We absolutely brought the lawyers in. So that'll teach them to hire me. I bring it up because we've all been in that field of work.
Do you get to consider yourself after three days?
You have to stay long enough that your fingers don't burn anymore.
It counts. It counts. I bled for that job. You're practically a coal miner. But in my struggle of the three days of work, I learned that the hardest part of being in the service industry could be the impossible customers that come in asking for ridiculous stuff. Yeah. And that's why a survey was just done asking people for the dumbest things customers have ever asked of them.
Oh, okay. Oh, so this isn't just restaurant. Like, I worked in a grocery store.
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