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Chapter 1: What are the funniest misheard phrases shared in the survey?
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I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of saying phrases incorrectly?
Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
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If you're like me, you've been mocked mercilessly just for saying things a little bit different.
Yeah. Oh, caramel.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
If you're like Jeff, you deserve it. Yeah.
Thank you for saying that, Brooke.
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Chapter 3: How do misheard phrases impact communication?
And I have proof. Because a new survey just asked people, what sayings did you say incorrectly for decades without anybody noticing? And what did you think they meant? Here's some of the best ones. One person admitted instead of saying might as well, they thought it was minus well.
Minus well. Oh, like don't do well? Yeah, minus it.
Or it's like chalk it up to a loss, minus well.
I almost get it. Yeah.
I mean, it's close. You could see how people would make these tiny mistakes.
I may just start adopting these and using them to see who can catch me. Actually, a few of these I really enjoy. I might as well.
So, yeah, good point. Another said, for years, my brother thought the people who lived beside us were our next store neighbors.
Your next-door neighbors. Oh, do you live by a store? Yeah.
Not their next-door neighbors. Yeah. That one's a tough one.
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Chapter 4: What are some surprising examples of misheard sayings?
But then you'd be overstore.
Yeah.
My overstore neighbor.
And my understore. Another said, I was in my 30s when I finally realized it's play it by ear, not play it by year.
Oh, that is way different. I memorized this from the year 1999. I just knew it.
So what are we going to do about the birthday present? Oh, we'll play it by year.
Oh, my gosh.
That's usually how you do it.
Oh, yeah, because there's seven. I used it wrong. I was thinking play music by ear. I used it wrongly. Uh-oh. Don't make it work. You know, like if you play piano by ear.
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Chapter 5: How do people react to discovering their misheard phrases?
How could you mess these up? Someone else wrote, for years, they said bonfire instead of bonfire.
That actually fits better because a bonfire, I think of something huge. If you're going to a bonfire, it's got to be the flame over your head.
I'm scared to go to a bomb fire. Like, who brings the bomb?
I think it sounds better. It sounds like, dude, that was an epic bomb fire.
Oh, bomb, not as an explosive.
Although the communication, like Jose said, could get mixed up. And you bring something for fuel that shouldn't be put in the fire.
Someone shows up with a backpack. Everyone's like, wait a minute.
There are marshmallows in there. Well, mine as well. So a 147-year-old guy thought that a wheelbarrow was wheelbarrow for the majority of his life.
A wheel's barrel. I'm just proud Jeffrey knows what a wheelbarrow is. You're not really a manual labor type guy.
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Chapter 6: What are the common themes in misheard phrases?
It makes early old-timers disease even worse. That's brutal. And you get wrinkles.
Again, we're looking at a survey of phrases that people accidentally were saying wrong for years without ever realizing it. Another man said holier than now instead of holier than thou.
Oh, yeah. But that's a real religious. That's an optimistic look, though, right? We're holy now, but we're going to be holier soon.
I like we're putting an optimistic spin on all these. Another one. For the longest time, one guy's mom thought it wasn't hit the ground running. It was hit the grout humming. Like a different way to start your day. Go in the shower and hit that grout humming.
And thank God it's not whistling because humming isn't as annoying as whistling.
Oh, yeah. I'll take that any day. And this is like people of all ages, too, because one teenager thought he heard read between the lines different.
Yeah.
He understood it as read between the lions.
Dangerous. Yeah, risky.
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Chapter 7: How can miscommunication lead to humorous situations?
He goes, that's offensive.
Yeah. We shouldn't be body shaming women.
We don't comment. That's right. That's right.
I'm like, well. It's nice that he's an ally at such a young age.
He's a good kid.
And finally, sometimes it's not even that you're saying it wrong. It's that you're understanding it incorrectly. Like a 20-year-old woman in college thought piece of cake was peace as in peace sign of cake.
Like cakes are violent? And we got peace from cakes?
It's easy, but it's also super chill. Peace of cake.
There's something special in that cake. Piece of cake.
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Chapter 8: What lessons can we learn from these misheard phrases?
Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group chat comes to life. What up? You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Everyone sees me as a football player, but before anything else, I'm human. Every single day, I'm still learning how to live with problems, mistakes, relationships, emotions, ever since I was born. This isn't a normal podcast. Everything here is spontaneous, real, and genuine. Just honest conversations about what it means to be alive.
I'm Javier El Chicharito Hernandez, and listen to Learning to be Human on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Mungish Atigular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.
I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Listen to Skyline Drive How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is Michael Rapaport, and my podcast, the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, is unlike anyone you've ever heard. If you're looking for strong opinions about sports, entertainment, politics, pop culture, and whatever else catches my attention, then subscribe now. This kid, Jafar Jackson, should absolutely, positively get nominated for his portrayal as Michael Jackson.
Listen to I Am Rapaport on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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