Masked Speaker: Never Ending Birthday
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Who introduces the Masked Speaker concept and what is the episode setup?
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I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
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You don't know me.
A confession I can't take back. I am... The Masked Speak. Text to 78592 says, I still own copies of the keys of every place I've ever lived. What? I'd never abuse my access, but in case something big goes down, parentheses, natural disaster, alien invasion, et cetera, it's good to have a few emergency spots where I could hunker down. Oh, man. Well, with the digital keys now, it's going to get tough to do that. Did you rent a bunker for a while? Is that why you wanted to go back there? well you know what we want our show to feel like your safe place to hunker down and tell us all of your deepest darkest secrets right here on the mass speaker we've got a woman on the phone today who wants to use brenda as her fake identity so brenda welcome to the show hi the name brenda does sound like you could be a doomsday prepper
No, that's not me.
Oh, okay.
Well, if the apocalypse happens, you are welcome in our studio anytime, and the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
So a couple years ago, I was just having a small little birthday party in my apartment, and, you know, just had a few friends over.
Nice.
I hear a knock on my door during the party.
Yeah. Stripper's here.
Let's go. Yeah. Um, no. Uh, no. I open it, and it's my neighbor who literally lives right across the hall from me. Uh-oh.
Are they complaining about the noise? Uh-oh.
Well, that's what I thought, but no. Um, so it's this 86-year-old man, and he's... That is not true!
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