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Chapter 1: What humorous mishap did Josh experience on his date?
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We've talked about how run clubs have become kind of a huge thing lately where even people who aren't actual runners at all can just show up at the start of this race. They all run together or just Uber straight to the finish line to enjoy the drinks and try to hook up with randos there.
And apparently one of our listeners met someone through a similar type of club, but it doesn't involve running whatsoever. Ooh, if it involves eating, I'm kind of into it. Ooh, eating club. Or maybe it's just an Uber club, and they all Uber together. Let's find out. Josh, welcome to the show. Hey, thank you, guys. Okay. What up? Are you going to tell us about this club? It's a stroll club.
We all, like, get together, and you just kind of, like, walk wherever you want to walk. Oh. Okay. All right. And did you join this stroll club to meet other singles? Because sometimes that's people's motivation. Mm-hmm. Or you're just really passionate about strolling. I have a small group of friends who, like, we went together.
We actually have gone since a couple of times where, like, the goal is not, like, to date somebody, but it is to sort of, like, branch out our friend group and, like, meet new people and just chat while we walk. Right, and you're not out of breath like the running club. Right, right. So it's easier to have a conversation. Well, it depends on how out of shape you are.
Sometimes a stroll could be exhausting. That is absolutely true. So I start chatting with this girl named Lisa and we decide that we're going to go on a date. That's so sweet. What a great way to ask her out. Yeah. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How did the stroll club influence Josh's dating life?
Yeah. We were both sort of making jokes about how like we both like doing anti sports, like the stroll club, like not run club. We're just sort of like here to walk. So I thought it'd be funny to take her to not golf, but mini golf. Hey. I don't appreciate you diminishing the value of mini golf as not being a real sport, but that's okay. The plan was to sort of do mini golf, have a drink.
There are places where you can do that now, where you can have a drink at mini golf. Yeah, they've added alcohol to literally every activity. And you can always sneak alcohol into mini golf, even if they don't sell it there. This isn't anything new. Okay, but that is actually what happened, though.
I didn't really realize that we ended up going to more of a kid's mini golf than an adult's mini golf course. It's like clowns and windmills. Yeah, you didn't pick the trendy one. You picked the Family Fun Center one. Yeah, my knowledge on mini golf is not as great as it should be, clearly. When it's just you two, is it the same good energy that you had when you were in the stroll club?
Or was there awkward moments? No, I didn't feel like there was any of that sort of like dead air space between us talking. Do you know what I mean? Like where it was sort of like, oh God. It flowed. Yeah, for sure it flowed. When you say that it flowed, do you mean like your personalities were matching or was it just the alcohol was working? And flowing. No. What do you mean no? I mean both.
Both. Yeah. So yes. The words were flowing. The opposite of no. The words were flowing. That's great though. It's good vibes. Okay. Was it flirty? Oh, yeah, it was definitely flirty. Nice. What do you mean, oh, yeah? Like, how flirty are we talking? That's true, yeah. We were making jokes with the golf club.
We were sort of, like, pretending to smack each other in the butt or whatever, and, like, it was cute. Okay. She was doing that to you, right, as well? No, I was doing that to myself. No, of course she was doing that. Okay. Okay. You're swinging golf clubs at each other flirtatiously. She figured he's like hitting her in the leg with a club. She's like, leave me alone.
It is a good question to ask people on our show. Why do I feel like you guys were such a distraction at the family golf, mini golf place? You're in your own world. We for sure were. Okay. Did you make it all the way to the final hole or did you get kicked out by employees before then? So we did make it to the final hole. And there's a little bit of a story there. Oh, what happened in hole 18?
So there's a little sign that says no trick shots. Cause obviously everybody's trying to do something silly on hole number 18, me included. Oh no. And I try to be silly and like bank a shot off of the side. And this is going to sound like actually absurd, but the ball goes off the course and goes smack into this probably like nine year old's birthday cake.
Oh, why is that better than a face, though? I thought for sure it was going to be hitting a child's head. Yeah, yeah. Now it just seems like part of the decoration for the mini golf game. Yeah, maybe it was mini golf themed. Was the family so mad at you? What happened? They were not super happy. But we like, I did apologize. I was like, I'm so sorry.
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Chapter 3: What was the plan for Josh's date with Lisa?
Is it a situation where you have to play it as it lies? Yeah. So I just ripped my putter through the cake. Oh, man. That's a mood killer. Yeah. How was your date reacting to all this happening? This is a lot for her to witness, too. Yeah. We were both so like, oh my God, oh my God, what just happened? And then after the fact, we were making jokes about it like immediately. Okay.
So it didn't end in a weird mood. Yeah, she found the humor in it, too. It definitely helped that we'd been drinking for like 45 minutes straight up until then. Okay, good. As you're apologizing, you reek of alcohol as well to the family. That is a cute look. I was trying to be funny. So after you gave a nine-year-old a birthday that they'll never forget, how did you two leave it?
so i mean i will say that the date ended with a kiss and then the next morning i texted her she texted back said like too much fun yesterday and that's actually really good have you actually asked her out in those texts or no yeah i've got one that was like hey let's sneak alcohol into a library maybe that would be fun too Oh, yeah.
What other childhood places could we ruin with our fun times together? Ooh, there's a lot of options. I would like to say a library is a very adult place, Jeff, that I enjoy. Okay? So it doesn't need alcohol. Then why are you drinking there? Well, because it's fun. Yeah. Okay. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I think we're on the same page, except for with Lisa here.
So we're going to reach out to her when we come back and try to get you a mulligan on a date. Hey, I like that. That's golf reference. It's as good as we're going to do with your second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. It's funny how your dating life can just snowball so quickly.
That was the case for our listener, Josh, who recently met a woman named Lisa at Stroll Club, which rolled into golf clubs at a mini golf place and ended with them in Kiss Club. Really? I was the president and sole member of my high school kiss club. How do you be the sole member? So I know just how enjoyable that can be.
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Chapter 4: What unexpected setting did Josh choose for their date?
Lisa even messaged him the next day saying how much fun it was. So it is weird that she suddenly stopped responding to him. And Josh, you definitely sounded pretty disappointed in part one and not sure what could have caused her to suddenly ghost, right? Yeah, no, I felt like we had a great time. I wonder if just the issue here is that then you asked her to go drink at a library.
Like, maybe you took the joke too far. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, sneaking alcohol places when, like, your adults, like, could go to a bar. Yeah. Like, actually, I want a real date. I mean, first of all, it was just a little thing over text. Second of all, like we were flowing in terms of our sense of humor. Like she was getting my jokes. I think that that joke would have landed with her.
You know what I mean? Oh, OK. So you're surprised she didn't laugh back. Like it should have been obvious that you weren't being serious. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. After drinking for 45 minutes, you should be laughing at pretty much everything together. Even if it's not funny. I just want to say you guys though, like I met her in the real world and not on a dating app.
Like it feels like crazy to do that these days. And so like, it does feel like something kind of special. And I really don't want to let it go. So whatever we can do to, like, make it work. That's really nice, man. Well, just like we used to say in my high school kiss club, let's just close our eyes and go for it. So here we go. We didn't say it because you were the only person in the club, Jeff.
Yeah, there's two of us, Brooke, in the mirror. Like, hello. Well, you ought to diminish me and my high school self. I was thriving. Jeff, I got your back here. Thank you. I'm just going to try to tear you down this whole thing. Somebody had to. All right, here we go. I'm going to dial Lisa. We'll see if she answers. Let's do it. Hello? Hey, is this Lisa? Yes, is this?
Hey, Lisa, we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Lisa. Good morning. The whole show is here, Lisa. What? Why was that funny? What are you laughing at? Nothing. Was this like one of those jokes when you had a joke club and you were all alone? We did. We cracked each other up in comedy club. Sorry, Lisa. Sorry. Are you there, Lisa? Yeah, I have no idea what's going on.
We don't either. Yeah, that's the case a lot of the times here. But this is a segment called a second date update. Okay. I don't know if you're familiar with it, but basically we're trying to help out a listener that went on a date with you. And afterwards, there hasn't been a lot of momentum building towards a second one. So he's trying to figure out if there's a reason for that.
And it's a guy named Josh. Josh. Yeah, I find it a little strange that he's relying on a radio station to intervene here, but yeah, I remember him. That makes sense why you would think this is strange. It is an odd way, but he was really excited about you and about your guys' time together. I mean, yeah, it was fun. We had a really good time. It was a lot of fun.
He even mentioned that you texted after the date saying what an awesome time it was. So that's why he's so confused that there hasn't been a second meetup. Maybe there doesn't need to be a second date. I don't know. I don't know if you've ever been out with someone and it goes really well and you feel like they're a good person, but you just don't know how much romantic...
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Chapter 5: How did Josh's antics affect his date with Lisa?
kind of a surprise. Look, we were at a mini golf course. It's okay that there wasn't the craziest romantic spark. I would love to take you out to a very nice dinner, have oysters, and then see if there's a spark. Oysters. You're saying that the environment of all the children and families at the mini golf place wasn't conducive to being romantic with Lisa. Is that what you're saying?
I just wanted to have a good time together on that date. I wanted it to end with a kiss. I wasn't trying to make it end with more than that, if you know what I mean. I mean, Lisa, do you see what he's saying? Does the setting of where it's happening matter in terms of creating romance? I gotta be honest. I don't think so, because I've definitely done stuff at a mini golf place before.
Okay, done stuff. Oh. Okay. I don't think we need the details on that. And a baby shower, a graduation ceremony, you know, just... I don't think it's really the setting. I think it's the vibe. You hooked up in a baby shower? What? Nothing gets you going like... Fertility, right? It's evolution. It's evolution. It's not me. Are you just saying you didn't have that chemistry with Josh?
Like, that's the issue for you? Correct. Is there any way he could fix it? I mean, look, I'm happy to dress sexier when we're not going to mini golf. Oh.
Chapter 6: What was Lisa's reaction to the cake incident?
What does that even mean? Show a little clean on button a little bit. I just mean I'm happy to dress up nice and, like, I don't know what Lisa's into. Maybe it's that. Maybe it's tearaway pants. I'm willing to adjust to whatever she's into. Oh, my God. Look at that. A man who will do anything to make you happy, Lisa. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, I got to be honest.
I wasn't expecting this sort of persistence. Oh, okay. Does that help his situation? Is it turning you on a little bit? I think those tearaway pants help his situation. Okay, let's relax with that. What if we brought a baby in here with a bunch of gifts? Would that do something for them? You gotta play the dirty diaper game to get me going. Oh, wow.
Could we have at least done the clothes pig game? Yeah, I could play any other game. Looking out of a diaper, okay. Is the objective here to get another date, Josh? Is that... It's called a second date update. She puts it so sexily, too. It is very much that, yes. So romantic. I think he's kind of cute. He's funny. You're funny.
I think that if you gave it another shot, you may find something there. And before I ask Lisa, I just want to ask the girls, just in general, is this something that has happened to you before where you're hanging out with a guy, even if you have a really nice time with him, you don't feel that romantic spark right away, that desire to jump his bones? And it happens later? Is that what you mean?
Or maybe you never do. It just never comes where the romantic connection happens. Oh, that's the friend zone. That's never happened to you, Brooke. That is the friend zone. It's a very common area. I'm trying to help Josh here, Jeff. I don't think that our answer is going to help him. No, I'm trying to just make it like a normal thing. Like there is hope down the line that there could be romance.
That the attraction could jump in. And Brooke, I'm sorry that I even brought it up to you because I know you hook up with pretty much everybody. Yeah. So... Well, I think that that's the first step, and then the friends come later. That's how you find out if there's a spark fast. Ah, yes. Shortcut. Okay, so you hear that, Lisa?
You're talking to the loosest morning show in the entire country, and we all think you should go for it. Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What did Josh learn from his date with Lisa?
You might not know that the attraction's there until you actually try something with Josh, so. I don't know that Jeff's helping here, but I do think that you should give him another go. Yeah. At a Chuck E. Cheese, maybe. That's better. That's better. Well, I don't know. The baby shower got her. All right, relax. I should have never said a thing about the babies. Oh, okay.
But if you agree to this, Lisa, we're just putting it out there. We would pay for the date. You know, I have to just be honest and say that I've never had a man... call a radio station to get my attention before, and it's quite a romantic task. Wow. That could have gone either way right there. So we are running out of time. It sounds like it's a yes from Lisa, correct? It is a yes. Hurrah!
Hurrah. Hurrah. Nothing turns the woman on like that phrase. Don't say that again on the day. I'm always pleasantly surprised whenever we meet people who have kind of lost their filter. Oh, like her?
Yeah, like we knew that lady for maybe two minutes before she's sharing how she got it on in a baby shower, a graduation ceremony, her dad's root canal, pretty much anywhere, any place you can imagine she's done it. But for Josh, it just wasn't happening. It just didn't click for her. No. I mean, man, it didn't feel like she had a lot of hard parameters either. Which is not a good look for Josh.
It doesn't bode well. Hey, maybe the next time they hang out, because they are going to go out again, maybe it'll spark. It is interesting what turned her is that she found it intriguing he went through us in our show. I still think it was the tearaway pants he mentioned. Maybe. I don't know what turns people on anymore. Hopefully it's listening to our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey.
That's quite the date night. Go find us wherever you get yours. Just look, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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