48. El Chupacabra: The Legend of the Goat Sucker

Hide your goats and lock the barn door! This week, we’re hunting the heavy metal mascot of the cryptid world: El Chupacabra.We’re going full 90s cartoon mode for this one. We’re firing up the portal and channeling our inner Dexter’s Lab to find "Charlie" (spoiler: the real version is way less cute and eats significantly more livestock). It’s a chaotic journey into the jungle that has more supernatural energy than a crossover episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy—and just as much screaming.Is it a spiky alien? A government experiment gone wrong? Or just a coyote with a really, really bad skincare routine?⚠️ LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️THE "MOIST" DISCLAIMER:This episode involves draining fluids, sweaty jungles, and descriptions of mange. The word "MOIST" applies heavily to the vibe of this story. If you have an aversion to that word, or things that go squelch in the night... good luck.Please follow our link to all our socials: https://linktr.ee/caffinatedconSong: AWKWARD MEETING - HORROR - KEVIN MACLEODAuthor: Kevin MacLeodWebsite - http://incompetech.com/Royalty Free Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Genre Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Song - "Awkward Meeting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b..."Darren Curtis - It's In The Fog" is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0). / darrencurtismusic   Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/b-in-the-fogExplore the unknown with Caffeinated Conspiracies, proudly part of the Blitz Productions & The Podmoth Network. Discover more intriguing shows and upcoming episodes on our Instagram page. Join the adventure!This weeks spotlight show: Thick Thighs And Creepy Vibes

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