Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Episodes
Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession tha...
133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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I Slept at My IHOP Waiter’s House - Trail Mix #82
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, we are reading listener submitted stories of a cautionary tale that reminds us that what goes up must come out (and some...
132 - There's A Snake in My Margarita!
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, we recap our spontaneous day trip to Washington DC and all the unexpected chaos that came with it. We dive into the bizarre ...
Group Freakery - Trail Mix #81
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who clocked into her shift as a waitress and clocked out as a murderer, a tale of o...
131 - Uncomfy in the Planet Fitness Locker Room
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive ...
Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap thin...
130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the proce...
My Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it,...
129 - Undercover Bar Rescue, Glitter Soda & Weird Yoga (With Mamrie Hart)
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we welcome the hilarious Mamrie Hart to Camp Counselors, and we cover it all! From being snubbed as a judge at the World’s Ugliest Dog Com...
PB&S (Peanut Butter & Shart) - Trail Mix #78
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a doctors visit that ended cheaply, a tale of peanut butter revenge...
128 - Getting Freaky on Facebook
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are diving into the wildest corners of the internet. From the Idiots of Facebook Marketplace group to niche communities like Theater Set ...
There is Someone In My Baby's Room - Trail Mix #77
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice to strengthen his high school club communit...
127 - Cigarette Teddy Bears
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are yapping about Zachariah’s TikTok summit trip to LA, dioramas, teddy bears made out of cigarettes, an unlicensed dentist running a f...
A Wet and Wild Bus Trip - Trail Mix 76
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about an intense situation that leaves a bed & breakfast busted, a co...
126 - Infomercials Are Just Coco Melon for Adults
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your credit cards and act now—this deal won’t last forever! This week, we’re taking a nostalgic deep dive into the golden era of infomercia...
DNA Test Fractures The Family Tree - Trail Mix #75
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
125 - Dive Bar Divas
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Hot Lacrosse Player Fever (Literally) - Trail Mix #74
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper in need of advice for some beyond annoying workplace manag...
124 - Hilariously Haunted (with Roz Hernandez)
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re joined by the hilariously haunted Roz Hernandez for a supernatural good time! We chat all things ghosts, gay cruises, bad communica...
Sloptropica: The Campers Are MESSY - Trail Mix #73
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on some juicy office gossip, a confession f...
(Replay) 42 - Field Day Participation Awards
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Campers, gather ‘round—we’ve unearthed a true relic! While digging around Camp Shady Birch, we stumbled upon a long-lost time capsule: a cassett...
My Mother-in-Law is TESTING Me - Trail Mix #72
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with a flame reigniting with a toxic man from the past, a famous gu...
123 - Beavers Give Major Girl Boss Disruptor Energy
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Mayor Poopy Pants - Trail Mix #71
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper looking for resolution after a friendship blowout, a make out sessi...
122 - Big Back Horse & A Cherry Tree
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Someone was Phrogging in Our House - Trail Mix #70
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who found a love letter from her brother’s girlfriend that had an...
121 - Failing A Breathalyzer As A Camp Counselor (With Liza Treyger)
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we are joined by the iconic comedian Liza Treyger! We are talking about how she was fired as a camp counselor, unhappy hours in NYC, ...
Trail Mix #69 - Yes, I Left a Note on Her Car
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a a camper confessing her perfect petty revenge after leaving a note on some...
120 - Zachariah's Last Episode... In His 20s
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we celebrate Zachariah's last podcast episode in his 20s as he shares the 29 biggest lessons he has learned in 29 years. We also are ...
The Girls Football Team That Destroyed The Town - Trail Mix #68
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's evil but successful revenge at the office holiday party, a Powder...
119 - Vapeless in Toronto
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your passports because we are leaving camp and going international! We're trading in the birch for a maple, pounding poutine, and trekking throug...
I Spilled His Mom's Ashes - Trail Mix #67
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in need of an activity with her awkward friends, a messy confession...
118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp ...
Matching With My Cousin On Tinder - Trail Mix #66
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's dating app family affair, an edible experience that was an absolu...
117 - Stuart Little is a Spy Kid
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Campers! WE HAVE MERCH! After 116 weeks at Camp Shady Birch, we finally stocked the camp gift shop with merchandise! Sammich will be available to take...
Mom's Shady Boyfriend is Scamming Her - Trail Mix #65
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper whose job interview went totally off-leash, a supe juicy warning le...
116 - Prestigious Nunu Nana Awards
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this final episode of the year, we are jingling all the way into the holidays! We kick things off with the first ever prestigious Nunu Nana Awards,...
Victim.jpg - Trail Mix #64
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper lovesick in forbidden love, a confession from a camper who just wan...
115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along t...
Bad Chicken, Bad Sex - Trail Mix #63
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about bad takeout chicken (and an even worse hookup), twins that hate each other, ...
114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in...
Yellow Liquid Dripping from My Ceiling?! - Trail Mix #62
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in a bank lobby boxing match, a shot-ski that sent the night downhi...
HELP! My House is Infested with Earwigs! - Trail Mix #61
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a Magic Mike misunderstanding, a bridesmaid's revenge tan, and an Amish curs...
113 - Back From Tour and Ready For More
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are back from tour and ready to talk all about it! We are so grateful for all of you campers who showed up to the Strip Mall Tease Tour. STRIP MA...
I Was Born Without A Sense of Smell - Trail Mix #60
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who wants to breakup with her roommate, a camper who was born witho...
112 - Camp Meatball (with Snooki and Deena)
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's MEATBALL DAY! In this episode of Camp Counselors, we’re joined by two legends from Jersey Shore, Snooki and Deena! They spill all the tea on th...
You Stuck A Glow Stick WHERE?! - Trail Mix #59
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a truly nasty confession involving a glow stick, a concert ticket that tore ...
111 - Don't Lie! You Drank The Juice!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about food poisoning, the great Orange Juice Debate, Zenon The Girl of the 21st Centruy, and so muc...
My Gym Teacher's Stinky Secret - Trail Mix #58
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about how Apple Airpods broke a camper's heart and then saved her from years of wa...
110 - Fighting For My Life in the Punta Cana Airport
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about Zachariah's time in Punta Cana, Jonathan's wedding trip to Myrtle Beach, Beethoven, another T...
Series of Scandalous Events at the Police Station - Trail Mix #57
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hookup but the family gets involved, a series of scandalous events occurri...
109 - Gigglemug Ghouls
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this spooktacular Halloween episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the ghoulies who deserve better this spooky season, a...
He Won’t Stop Buying Me FAKE Designer Bags - Trail Mix #56
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a boyfriend who loves to shop on the black market, a nightmare under the gol...
108 - At Home Plastic Surgery (I Bought Mouth Tape)
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about non-negotiables in our dream home, mouth tape, Zachariah's troubling times before a doctor's ...
Your Roommate Did WHAT With Your Cat?! - Trail Mix #55
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's terrible mother-in-law, a tale of a missing cat with a twist you ...
107 - We Drove 217 Miles To See The Script And The PEZ Factory
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about visiting the Pez factory, Calvin Klein's ex boyfriend, moth balls, Avril Lavigne being a rock...
Barred Out at Forever 21 - Trail Mix #54
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who led a fantastical life of smoke and mirrors online, a camper ca...
106 - A Pernicious Night Without Taylor Swift
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the FX premiere with Mama Kelce, a gassy Nobel prize winner, an Airbnb that requires you to w...
Pantsless with A Broken Ankle In The Bounce House - Trail Mix #53
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper dealing with a screamer, a date with a major celebrity's son, a vid...
105 - I'm Visibly Upset But I'm Pushing Through
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our time meeting the Golden Bachelorette Joan Vassos, embarrassing themselves at high tea, st...
Tuna In Every Crevice of my Body - Trail Mix #52
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hot bride who was vindicated at her own wedding, a sticky situation with a...
104 - The Wig Heist at Disney On Ice
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the stolen wigs from Disney on Ice, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Ruffles chips, and so m...
I Called 911 After Taking A Laxative - Trail Mix #51
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper egging her boss's house, a summer camp revenge story, a laxative th...
103 - Rowdy At The Renaissance Faire
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about their trip to King Richard's Renaissance Faire, throwing pufflings off cliffs, Fergie, and so...
Bad Blind Date with Ed Sheeran Look-alike - Trail Mix #50
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about lunch al fresco with some uninvited guests, a camper who was destined for re...
102 - The Girls Are Fighting at The Kentucky State Fair
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our Fall Reset, Sabrina Carpenter, lazy content creators, and so much more!Bonus Content: pat...
A Bear Attacked Me While I Was Boinking - Trail Mix #49
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a coffee shop incident with full body flavor, a friend who was used only for...
101 - Exposing Florida's Illegal Pizza Scam
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this very important episode, the counselors recap a recent trip to Provincetown, a gay flamingo couple, a pizza scam, and so much more.Bonus Conten...
The Absolute WORST DATE of My Life - Trail Mix #48
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a wedding spy, a tale of deep dish revenge, a sextape mishap, and a sultry s...
100 - The 100th Episode Platinum Jubilee
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE MADE IT TO TRIPLE DIGITS CAMPERS! Happy 100 episodes campers. We literally could not have made it this far without you.This episode is sponsored by...
I Caught The Groom Cheating on His Wedding Day - Trail Mix #47
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with an international wedding invitation that's causing trouble in ...
99 - Wreaking Havoc at the Retirement Home
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
99 entire weeks at camp! In this episode, The Counselors discuss their plans for retirement when they are at the ripe, brittle age of 99. Works Cited:...
Lunch Monitor Mom Affair - Trail Mix #46
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a pair of bleu suede boots heard 'round the school, a camper in need of dati...
98 - Jonathan Was Attacked By A Raccoon (Literally)
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attac...
The Scariest Horse Story You've Ever Heard - Trail Mix #45
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about an intense experience at gym teacher boot camp, an un-cut-slip-up, an energy...
97 - Goodbye Kitty in a Poodle Skirt
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirt...
Two Men in Jail Are Fighting Over Me - Trail Mix #44
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who witnesses a dirty little secret unveil on the streets of Italy,...
96 - Geocache Me Outside (With Ciara Tomasia)
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You asked for her, and now you regret it. In this episode we are joined by Counselor Zachariah's best friend, prom date, twin flame, and sister in son...
My Boy Band Face Plant - Trail Mix #43
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Go to liquidiv.com/CAMP to get 20% off your first order.This episode is sponsored by AG1. Go to drinkAG1.com/...
95 - Coastal Counselor Era
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Coastal Counselor Era is in FULL EFFECT! Affect? I don't know. Either way, we are so excited to be broadcasting this episode to you from our New Engla...
I Ran A Nude 5k - Trail Mix #42
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit yo...
94 - Two Gays, One RV
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors are dreaming of cross-country road trips, chatting about walking wombats in Tasmania, rewriting historic figures as ga...
Tackled Grandma Outisde of Claire's - Trail Mix #41
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a collision while running for Claire's at the mall, a hot dog that got a cam...
93 - Kiss Me At The Hot Dog Eating Contest
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Lana Del Rey Fenway Concert, Zachariah's live shows, major drama in the hot dog eating contest...
How To Sneak Into A Private Pool - Trail Mix #40
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about sneaking into a locked community pool, a wardrobe malfunction on the lake, a...
92 - It's A Slush Puppie Summer (With Erin Gilfoy)
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors rare joined by honorary counselor Erin Gilfoy! They discuss everything from Vine, to barf bags, and riding in DJ Kahli...
My Night With A Rockstar - Trail Mix #39
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who unintentionally made a teacher change career paths, a hot and h...
91 - Freaky for Tzatziki
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Brooklyn Greek Festival, a bald eagle that becomes a foster father, stage fright, sweet potato...
I Was On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' - Trail Mix #38
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a ...
90 - The Limp Wrist Committee
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors talk all things Pride Month, drive-in theaters, and argue the existence of dinosaurs! This episode is sponsored by Fa...
I Spent Prom Night in the Woods - Trail Mix #37
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by Athletic Greens AG1. Go to and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs wi...
89 - Can't Stop Snooping on Facebook
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by Storyworth. Go to http://StoryWorth.com/counselors tight now to save $10 on your first purchase. This episode is sponsor...
We Danced In The Manure Rain - Trail Mix #36
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's high school bully on her wedding guest list, a revenge story abou...
88 - Tipsy on the Tequila Train
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to http://MeUndies.com/counselors for 20% off plus free shipping! Works Cited ➜ Garcia...
Amateur Witchcraft Ruined My Relationship - Trail Mix #35
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a sneaky toot that turned into a lie our camper is bringing to the gr...
87 - From Hollywood to Halloweentown With Kimberly J. Brown
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this VERY special episode, we have our first honorary Camp Counselor guest! You've seen her in Halloweentown, Quints, Bringing Down The House, and ...
Failing The Porta-Potty Sobriety Test - Trail Mix #34
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a cheer leading coach's nightmare in white denim, a drunk girl crying...
86 - Shrimp Tail Acrylic Nails
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Morning Announcement Works Cited: Sydney Page. “She Bought an Animal Testing Site and Turned It in...
Scary Old Man Caught Us In A Parking Lot - Trail Mix #33
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about 2 campers caught getting freaky in a Florida parking lot, a couch pot...