Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Episodes
Victim.jpg - Trail Mix #64
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper lovesick in forbidden love, a confession from a camper who just wan...
115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along t...
Bad Chicken, Bad Sex - Trail Mix #63
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about bad takeout chicken (and an even worse hookup), twins that hate each other, ...
114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in...
Yellow Liquid Dripping from My Ceiling?! - Trail Mix #62
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in a bank lobby boxing match, a shot-ski that sent the night downhi...
HELP! My House is Infested with Earwigs! - Trail Mix #61
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a Magic Mike misunderstanding, a bridesmaid's revenge tan, and an Amish curs...
113 - Back From Tour and Ready For More
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are back from tour and ready to talk all about it! We are so grateful for all of you campers who showed up to the Strip Mall Tease Tour. STRIP MA...
I Was Born Without A Sense of Smell - Trail Mix #60
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who wants to breakup with her roommate, a camper who was born witho...
112 - Camp Meatball (with Snooki and Deena)
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's MEATBALL DAY! In this episode of Camp Counselors, we’re joined by two legends from Jersey Shore, Snooki and Deena! They spill all the tea on th...
You Stuck A Glow Stick WHERE?! - Trail Mix #59
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a truly nasty confession involving a glow stick, a concert ticket that tore ...
111 - Don't Lie! You Drank The Juice!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about food poisoning, the great Orange Juice Debate, Zenon The Girl of the 21st Centruy, and so muc...
My Gym Teacher's Stinky Secret - Trail Mix #58
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about how Apple Airpods broke a camper's heart and then saved her from years of wa...
110 - Fighting For My Life in the Punta Cana Airport
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about Zachariah's time in Punta Cana, Jonathan's wedding trip to Myrtle Beach, Beethoven, another T...
Series of Scandalous Events at the Police Station - Trail Mix #57
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hookup but the family gets involved, a series of scandalous events occurri...
109 - Gigglemug Ghouls
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this spooktacular Halloween episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the ghoulies who deserve better this spooky season, a...
He Won’t Stop Buying Me FAKE Designer Bags - Trail Mix #56
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a boyfriend who loves to shop on the black market, a nightmare under the gol...
108 - At Home Plastic Surgery (I Bought Mouth Tape)
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about non-negotiables in our dream home, mouth tape, Zachariah's troubling times before a doctor's ...
Your Roommate Did WHAT With Your Cat?! - Trail Mix #55
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's terrible mother-in-law, a tale of a missing cat with a twist you ...
107 - We Drove 217 Miles To See The Script And The PEZ Factory
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about visiting the Pez factory, Calvin Klein's ex boyfriend, moth balls, Avril Lavigne being a rock...
Barred Out at Forever 21 - Trail Mix #54
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who led a fantastical life of smoke and mirrors online, a camper ca...
106 - A Pernicious Night Without Taylor Swift
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the FX premiere with Mama Kelce, a gassy Nobel prize winner, an Airbnb that requires you to w...
Pantsless with A Broken Ankle In The Bounce House - Trail Mix #53
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper dealing with a screamer, a date with a major celebrity's son, a vid...
105 - I'm Visibly Upset But I'm Pushing Through
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our time meeting the Golden Bachelorette Joan Vassos, embarrassing themselves at high tea, st...
Tuna In Every Crevice of my Body - Trail Mix #52
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hot bride who was vindicated at her own wedding, a sticky situation with a...
104 - The Wig Heist at Disney On Ice
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the stolen wigs from Disney on Ice, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Ruffles chips, and so m...
I Called 911 After Taking A Laxative - Trail Mix #51
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper egging her boss's house, a summer camp revenge story, a laxative th...
103 - Rowdy At The Renaissance Faire
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about their trip to King Richard's Renaissance Faire, throwing pufflings off cliffs, Fergie, and so...
Bad Blind Date with Ed Sheeran Look-alike - Trail Mix #50
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about lunch al fresco with some uninvited guests, a camper who was destined for re...
102 - The Girls Are Fighting at The Kentucky State Fair
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our Fall Reset, Sabrina Carpenter, lazy content creators, and so much more!Bonus Content: pat...
A Bear Attacked Me While I Was Boinking - Trail Mix #49
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a coffee shop incident with full body flavor, a friend who was used only for...
101 - Exposing Florida's Illegal Pizza Scam
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this very important episode, the counselors recap a recent trip to Provincetown, a gay flamingo couple, a pizza scam, and so much more.Bonus Conten...
The Absolute WORST DATE of My Life - Trail Mix #48
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a wedding spy, a tale of deep dish revenge, a sextape mishap, and a sultry s...
100 - The 100th Episode Platinum Jubilee
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE MADE IT TO TRIPLE DIGITS CAMPERS! Happy 100 episodes campers. We literally could not have made it this far without you.This episode is sponsored by...
I Caught The Groom Cheating on His Wedding Day - Trail Mix #47
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with an international wedding invitation that's causing trouble in ...
99 - Wreaking Havoc at the Retirement Home
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
99 entire weeks at camp! In this episode, The Counselors discuss their plans for retirement when they are at the ripe, brittle age of 99. Works Cited:...
Lunch Monitor Mom Affair - Trail Mix #46
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a pair of bleu suede boots heard 'round the school, a camper in need of dati...
98 - Jonathan Was Attacked By A Raccoon (Literally)
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attac...
The Scariest Horse Story You've Ever Heard - Trail Mix #45
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about an intense experience at gym teacher boot camp, an un-cut-slip-up, an energy...
97 - Goodbye Kitty in a Poodle Skirt
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirt...
Two Men in Jail Are Fighting Over Me - Trail Mix #44
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who witnesses a dirty little secret unveil on the streets of Italy,...
96 - Geocache Me Outside (With Ciara Tomasia)
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You asked for her, and now you regret it. In this episode we are joined by Counselor Zachariah's best friend, prom date, twin flame, and sister in son...
My Boy Band Face Plant - Trail Mix #43
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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95 - Coastal Counselor Era
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Coastal Counselor Era is in FULL EFFECT! Affect? I don't know. Either way, we are so excited to be broadcasting this episode to you from our New Engla...
I Ran A Nude 5k - Trail Mix #42
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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94 - Two Gays, One RV
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors are dreaming of cross-country road trips, chatting about walking wombats in Tasmania, rewriting historic figures as ga...
Tackled Grandma Outisde of Claire's - Trail Mix #41
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a collision while running for Claire's at the mall, a hot dog that got a cam...
93 - Kiss Me At The Hot Dog Eating Contest
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Lana Del Rey Fenway Concert, Zachariah's live shows, major drama in the hot dog eating contest...
How To Sneak Into A Private Pool - Trail Mix #40
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about sneaking into a locked community pool, a wardrobe malfunction on the lake, a...
92 - It's A Slush Puppie Summer (With Erin Gilfoy)
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors rare joined by honorary counselor Erin Gilfoy! They discuss everything from Vine, to barf bags, and riding in DJ Kahli...
My Night With A Rockstar - Trail Mix #39
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who unintentionally made a teacher change career paths, a hot and h...
91 - Freaky for Tzatziki
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Brooklyn Greek Festival, a bald eagle that becomes a foster father, stage fright, sweet potato...
I Was On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' - Trail Mix #38
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a ...
90 - The Limp Wrist Committee
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, The Counselors talk all things Pride Month, drive-in theaters, and argue the existence of dinosaurs! This episode is sponsored by Fa...
I Spent Prom Night in the Woods - Trail Mix #37
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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89 - Can't Stop Snooping on Facebook
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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We Danced In The Manure Rain - Trail Mix #36
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's high school bully on her wedding guest list, a revenge story abou...
88 - Tipsy on the Tequila Train
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Amateur Witchcraft Ruined My Relationship - Trail Mix #35
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a sneaky toot that turned into a lie our camper is bringing to the gr...
87 - From Hollywood to Halloweentown With Kimberly J. Brown
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this VERY special episode, we have our first honorary Camp Counselor guest! You've seen her in Halloweentown, Quints, Bringing Down The House, and ...
Failing The Porta-Potty Sobriety Test - Trail Mix #34
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a cheer leading coach's nightmare in white denim, a drunk girl crying...
86 - Shrimp Tail Acrylic Nails
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Scary Old Man Caught Us In A Parking Lot - Trail Mix #33
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about 2 campers caught getting freaky in a Florida parking lot, a couch pot...
85 - Flash Your High Beams At Me Baby!
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors are discussing their Sunday night dinner with The Manzos, a man eating potato salad in a cemetery, the TikTok ban, hig...
Professional Singer at the Fudge Factory - Trail Mix #32
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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84 - Call The Fire Marshal: We Have a Gas Leak
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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First Date at the Trailer Park - Trail Mix #31
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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83 - My Strange Addiction: Corn Fungus Quesadillas
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors have a realization they had about their favorite Mexican dish. Camp Counselors is sponsored by Factor. Visit https://...
Did My Ex's Dad Really Post That?! - Trail Mix #30
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a stingy, hypocritical bad friend bridesmaid, a woman who saw more th...
82 - Our Day With The Amish
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors spend a day with the Amish! Do you think Zachariah and Jonathan would survive in a world where simplicity reigns supre...
Accidentally Got In Bed With My Boyfriend's Dad - Trail Mix #29
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a camper dealing with a stinky situation, taking things to extreme me...
81 - Lying On Your Resume is Fun
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors talk about their past jobs, loyalty reward punch cards, Heather McMahan, and Counselor Zachariah lying his way into Iv...
My Brother Was Bit By A Rattlesnake - Trail Mix #28
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a cheeky visit to the airport, a haunted jar of roasted red peppers, ...
80 - We Toured A Stinky Apartment
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the counselors plan their next big city move and tour a stinky apartment. Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://...
The Laundromat Scammed Me Out Of $1,000 - Trail Mix #27
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a woman who gets called into her son's principal's office with some e...
79 - Theresa Caputo Gave Me A Reading
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CAMPERS!! We finally had the honor of meeting the Queen of Long Island, the glam medium herself THERESA CAPUTO!!! And yes... spirit did come through f...
Goblin Girl Sabotages Her Sister - Trail Mix #26
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a petty neighbor seeking revenge, an embarrassing show and tell, an e...
78 - Tramp Stamps at the Deli
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get your Claire's punch card and tattoo permission slips! In this episode, the counselors go on about Counselor Jonathan's new piercing, bowling in th...
My Hamster's Funeral Was A Total Lie - Trail Mix #25
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper stories about a run-in with a reality tv contestant, a hamster funeral, a terrifying snowmobi...
77 - Our Feral Hog Cruise
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Batten down the hatches, campers (whatever tha...
I Threw a Naughty House Party - Trail Mix #24
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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76 - Zachariah Graduated Improv 101!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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HELP! My Friend Turned Into A Karen - Trail Mix #23
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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75 - Are We Disney Adults?
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are YOU a Disney Adult? https://www.buzzfeed.com/str4wb3rry_v4mp1re/disney-adult-checklist-quiz Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bo...
I Got My Ex Banned From Every Dating App... What About It?? - Trail Mix #22
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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74 - All Cats Deserve a Side Salad
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Scariest Seagull Story Ever Told - Trail Mix #21
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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73 - This One's For The Girls
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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A Nightmare Sleepover at Grandma's - Trail Mix #20
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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72 - I Was Voted Most Dramatic In High School
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Hot Dog That Started A Family Feud - Trail Mix #19
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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71 - Classic Australian Behaviour
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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I’m Asking My Professor Out On A Date. Am I Crazy? - Trail Mix #18
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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70 - Julia Roberts Hexed Me (Allegedly)
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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My Neighbor Threw a Bag of Dog Sh*t at Me - Trail Mix #17
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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69 - Talking To Auntie Anne On A Ouija Board
10 Jan 2024
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Woman Foaming At The Mouth Jumped In My Car At A Red Light - Trail Mix #16
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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68 - This Might Get Us Sued
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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67 - Bring Back The Breakdancing Elf E-Cards
20 Dec 2023
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My Delivery Driver is Stalking Me - Trail Mix #15
18 Dec 2023
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66 - Plastic Ice Skating Rinks Should Be Illegal
13 Dec 2023
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