Can't Bowl Can't Throw Cricket Show

Joe Root Draws Level With Yasir Shah

16 Dec 2025

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Cat and Dan are back with the only podcast willing to cover the Ashes! Topics covered include: The Ashes! The Ridiculous Ashes! The WBBL! ...

Books, Brooks and Bookies

18 Nov 2025

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Cat and Dan are back with the only podcast courageous enough to do an Ashes preview episode! Topics covered include: When will Pat's back allow P...

Opening Scenes

11 Oct 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The Women's World Cup The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy ...

Back Chat

08 Sep 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Pat's dodgy back Top End ODIs The Hundred x Wo...

The Top Ten Moments of the Anderson Tendulkar Trophy

12 Aug 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Top End T20s England v India, The Best Ten Moment...

I'd Like To Report A Mulder

08 Jul 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Wiaan Mulder's declaration England v India, featu...

Why Are Cricketers Like Puppies?

07 Jun 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: RCB - The Red Melbourne of the IPL Australia's op...

Test Cricket: A History with Tim Wigmore

31 May 2025

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Regular episodes are still on hiatus as we wait for the official end of the IPL. In the meantime, friend of the podcast Tim Wigmore dropped by to tal...

The Art of Batting with Jarrod Kimber

13 May 2025

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Regular episodes are still on hiatus as we wait for the official end of the IPL. In the meantime, friend of the podcast Jarrod Kimber dropped by to t...

Who Is The Greatest Cricketing Knight of All Time?

19 Apr 2025

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With Sir James Anderson joining the ranks of cricketing knights, we've decided to break from our IPL-induced hiatus and determine, once and for all, w...

The Top 10 Moments of the Women's Ashes

05 Feb 2025

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The Raygun of Cricket Podcasts is back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The Sam Konstas Axe The Top 10 Momen...

The Top 10 Moments of the Border Gavaskar Series

08 Jan 2025

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Pat Cummins completing cricket The Top 10 Moments of the...

The Board Game-Gavaskar Trophy

13 Dec 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Red Melbourne's WBBL win The Border-Gavaskar Trophy Are...

New Zealand Is On Top Of The World

09 Nov 2024

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Cat and Dan are back with a double-sized episode to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: New Zealand - The Strongest C...

Joker: Sophie À Molineux

16 Oct 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Volini Maxx! The suddenly very funny T20 World Cup Are ...

Sussex is the Australia of England

18 Sep 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Celebration showdown: Ian Healy v Adam Gilchrist Austral...

CBCT - The Hundred of Podcasts

28 Aug 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Alyssa Healy and Pat Cummins teaching children valuable l...

The Blue Sightscreen of Death

05 Aug 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: England v West Indies The Olympics, featuring the Doyen ...

The Jimmy Anderson End

16 Jul 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Shafali Verma's Test double century Guinness v Alcopops ...

Just Joshing

19 Jun 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Ice cold Meg Lanning Australia World Cup trolling of Eng...

Calm, Relentless Fun

30 May 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Calm, relentless, fun Making The Test more cinematic Di...

The Jake Fraser-McGurk Of It All

08 May 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: JF-M Virat Kohli's waist England eccentricities Plus, ...

A Pound of Bangladesh

09 Apr 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Messed up mankads The Australian women in Bangladesh Ca...

Well, Well, Wellington

15 Mar 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Ellyse Perry destroying cars and bowling records at the W...

Benevolent Duckett

21 Feb 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: England teaching everybody how to score fast Highlights ...

Flipping Out Over The West Indies

01 Feb 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Improbable Australian Cricket Awards Highlights of the A...

Vomiting Fancrofts

16 Jan 2024

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: New openers Highlights of the Pakistan Test series The ...

So Long, Farewell, Auf Warnersehen, Goodbye

20 Dec 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Cashed up bowlers The best of the West Test. An intervi...

Finally, The Final Podcast on the World Cup Final

04 Dec 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The World Cup Final (featuring Marnus's thoughts) Austra...

The Ten Best Moments of the 2023 Men's ODI World Cup

15 Nov 2023

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On the ten-year anniversary of the first ever episode of the show, Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics ...

Emergency Glenn Maxwell Golf Cart Concussion Episode

02 Nov 2023

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A special episode of the show in which we do a deep dive into Glenn Maxwell's golf cart concussion. Topics include: The necessity for golf Playing g...

Sachin, Zampa, Skank and Zoomer

20 Oct 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Australia v Hayley Matthews All the nonsense of the Worl...

The All Muller Episode

30 Sep 2023

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A special All-Muller Episode of the Show! Too many crazy things have happened since we last recorded, so we spent the entire show doing an extended Mu...

Keeping Something In Reserve

14 Sep 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: New Zealand's adorable World Cup squad announcement Marn...

Rowan Quantumstrike!

22 Aug 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: What can cricket learn from the women's football World Cu...

The Stuart Broad Delusion

09 Aug 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Our period of mourning over the retirement of Stuart Broa...

Fluid Retention

27 Jul 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Retaining the Ashes A full breakdown of our visit to the...

Putting Yourself In A Pre-Carey-ous Position

05 Jul 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Brendon McCullum's refusal to have a beer with us A full...

Pat The Bat

22 Jun 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: All the madness from the first Ashes Test, from Mitch Mar...

Can We Stop Using The Phrase 'That's A Bad Podcast'

14 Jun 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: England's secret to positive cricket (hint: you're not al...

Artificially Intelligent Australian Cricketers

06 Jun 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: England's bucket hats and increasingly injured bowlers W...

Everything Is Ashes Warm-Up

01 Jun 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The IPL final and MS Dhoni's magnificent nonsense The wi...

England Bowler Body Part Comparisons

17 May 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: CA announces our summer holiday itinerary Ridiculing IPL...

Ashes Banter Has Commenced - God Help Us All

01 May 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The commencement of Ashes #banter The most consistent te...

The Six Batters Better Than Bradman

17 Apr 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: The end of Meg Lanning's career as a barista The IPL's c...

Substack Meets Masterclass Meets Cricket Meets Podcasting

31 Mar 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: Jason Roy's financing of The Hundred SKYfall Cat's Gamb...

worhT t'naC, lwob t'naC

15 Mar 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: A review of a review of a review Australia's 1-0 win in ...

Taking All The Ws

27 Feb 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Harmanpreet/Healy hype! - Another trophy added to the Au...

The Boomer-Gavaskar Trophy

21 Feb 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The Nighthawk! - Australia's amazing collapsing tour...

Analystumps - India v Australia - First Test, Day 3

11 Feb 2023

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Bonus episode: Analystumps! Dan analyses the match state at stumps on the third and final day of the first Test between India and Australia. Epis...

Analystumps - India v Australia - First Test, Day 2

10 Feb 2023

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Bonus episode: Analystumps! Dan analyses the match state at stumps on the second day of the first Test between India and Australia. Episode spons...

Analystumps - India v Australia - First Test, Day 1

09 Feb 2023

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Bonus episode: Analystumps! Dan analyses the match state at stumps on the first day of the first Test between India and Australia. Episode sponso...

Welcome To The Podcast, We Hope You Have Fun

06 Feb 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Australian Cricket Awards teleprompter fun! - The sc...

Can't Chemist Warehouse Bowl, Can't Toyota Throw

23 Jan 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Meg Lanning's coffee-making skills - Cat's petition ...

The Legends

10 Jan 2023

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Adam Zampa's 'unsportsmanshiplike' mankad - The dism...

Bazball Autocomplete

06 Dec 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The Australian women's tour of India - Justice for J...

ODIsinterest

24 Nov 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - A very silly ODI series between Australia and England ...

Book Club!

07 Nov 2022

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Cat's once again failed a fitness test. So Dan talks to Ken Piesse about his new book Ken Piesse's ABC of Australian Cricket Get Ken's new book at h...

No Cat, Some Pat

24 Oct 2022

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Can't Bawl, Can't Throb

11 Oct 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Matthew Wade, hero - Jos Buttler's neediness - Dru...

No M-Word Included

27 Sep 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Tim David Fever, with a Cameron Green variant - Matt...

God Save Our Gracious Finch

12 Sep 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The Asia Cup - The Chappell-Hadlee Trophy - A cent...

Is This The End of Jimmy Anderson?

30 Aug 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The Hobart Lahore-icanes! - The perfect Sunday ODI ...

Shhhh! Secret Cricket

22 Aug 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Virat Kohli's century drought - Elgarball! - All t...

Canary Yellow Medals

08 Aug 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Australia's Commonwealth Games gold medal win - Harm...

Shane Watson or Ben Stokes

25 Jul 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The first ever quadruple century by a compass directio...

The Future of Cricket is Fake T20 Tournaments

12 Jul 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Being distracted by Geoff Le Mon - Review pyromania ...

Glenn Maxwell's Baggy Green Advanced Hair

05 Jul 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Captain Pat Cummins v Bowler Pat Cummins - Acid bath...

Maxwellball, Matthew Mott, MegaMunch and Mini-Mullers

21 Jun 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Maxwellball! - Matthew Mott! - MegaMunch! - A mi...

The Thanosesque Inevitability of Joe Root

13 Jun 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Joe Root’s predictable centuries - Superspreaders!...

New England v New Zealand

05 Jun 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - New England's double keeper strategy - The merits of...

The New Zealandification of Cricket

26 May 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The New Zealandification of world cricket - Pat Cumm...

Classic C(umberb)atches

10 May 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Pat Cummins' shameful bullying - Kane Williamson, th...

The Can't Bowl Can't Throw Six Cricketers of the Year

03 May 2022

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It's that special time of the year again, when we announce the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw Six Cricketers of the Year, based on players’ influence on ou...

The Key To England Success

20 Apr 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Why Jos Buttler should be England's Test captain! - ...

This Was The Best (Grousest) World Cup Ever

06 Apr 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Alyssa Healy's breakfast - The delusion of Nat Scive...

Is This The Best World Cup Ever?

20 Mar 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Alex Carey's pool work - The best World Cup? - Ind...

How Shane Warne Are You?

09 Mar 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Some of Shane Warne's funniest post-cricket moments ...

Pakistanticipation

02 Mar 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Movies about the 1938 Ashes - Warming up for the wom...

Broadle

23 Feb 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - A 17-match Ashes series - The merging of Australian ...

Podcast Base Price 200 Lakh

15 Feb 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The IPL MegaAuction and Substitute MegaAuctioneeer -...

JL Break

09 Feb 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The last ever JL Time (?) - Plus minor diversions in...

Tiktokable Women's Cricket

01 Feb 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The brilliant, and definitely not boring, women's Ashe...

Ashes Transitions

25 Jan 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The Ashes transition from men to women - Heavy balls...

Draw Me Like One Of Your French Ashes Tests

13 Jan 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - A recap of one session of a Test - Pat Cummins' perf...

Live In An Elevator

04 Jan 2022

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Steve Smith's elevator antics - The rise of Marcus H...

Okay, We Expected This Podcast

21 Dec 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Jos Buttler's clumsy hands and feet - Joe Root's abd...

First Test Problems

13 Dec 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The possible birth of a new segment - Pat Chat - Ad...

And All That Ajaz

07 Dec 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Ajaz Patel's 10-fer - Giant Ashes heads, hands and u...

Pat C in a new leadership role (7)

28 Nov 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - Pat Cummins' perfection - The Ashes 2021/22 movie sc...

Tim Paine’s Bulging Dick 2: Judgement Day

22 Nov 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: - The final rounds of the WBBL - Players of the match ...

Australia are the T20 World Cup champions?

15 Nov 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They answer the following questions: - Who is Australia's Jimmy Neesha...

8 times 12 = 76 New World Cup Formats

09 Nov 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - Mark Waugh maths - Balls of mercury - Chris Gayle'...

How India Can Win The T20 World Cup

01 Nov 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - The latest matches in the T20 World Cup. - Gym advic...

Mark Wood Limericks

25 Oct 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - Which Australians are bushrangers? - Who is suscepti...

Kohli McKohlface

18 Oct 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - Making first contact with Justin Langer - Ashes chai...

Unusual Cricket Nicknames

11 Oct 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - Salad spinners v wrist spinners - Cricket Australia'...

Baggy Green Ponytails

04 Oct 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - India's dominance over Australia in the women's Test ...

Meg Lanning vs Glenn Maxwell

27 Sep 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - The thrilling Australia v India ODI series - Raising...

Tim Paine's ICC-Mandated Bulging Dick

20 Sep 2021

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Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. They discuss: - Tim Paine's bulging dick - Preview of the upcoming A...