CANCELLED

Ashton “No One Likes A Prankster” Kutcher

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the man who will never write another character reference in his life. While it isn't illegal to write a characte...

Russell “Stop Trying To Make Music Happen” Crowe

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Cancelled, that will now forever be known as a Russell Crowe music fan account. Did you know Russell Crowe ...

Julia "Tinkerhell" Roberts

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Julia Roberts, is an award winning actor, owner of the world's most glorious smile and a mother to twins (which is a huge plus in our books). But, n...

The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears Prada

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the movie that has caused the biggest disagreement in Cancelled history, The Devil Wears Prada. In this episode, ...

Robert “The Man Behind The Socks” Kardashian

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You thought we had finished with the Kardashians? Well think again! This episode we welcome Robert Lazy Boy Kardashian to the Cancelled courtroom. R...

Emily "We Get It, You’re Hot" Ratajkowski

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, the woman who stole another podcasts name** Em Rata. While it isn't illegal to be that beautiful (we should know),...

Victoria “I Hate My Daughter-In-Law” Beckham

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Victoria Beckham, the woman who became one of the world's most successful pop-stars despite having a voice describ...

Jennifer “I Just Use Olive Oil” Lopez

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jenny From The Block. From the most honest interview of all time, trashing her fellow celebs, to claiming to only u...

Anna "Please Apologise For The Cup Song" Kendrick

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Anna Kendrick, actress, author and woman behind one of the most cursed songs of all time. This episode we look at...

The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So earlier this year our producer gave us a challenge cancel the uncancellable... and she suggested The Notebook and feminists everywhere shook their ...

Adam "No But Why Do Dads Love Him" Sandler

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom your dad's favourite movie star Adam Sandler. Known for his 'comedy' Mr Sandler has been behind some of the most ...

Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Oscar-falling actress Jennifer Lawrence. The Hunger Games star, was the definition of a cool girl, and was univer...

Kris “Works Harder Than The Devil” Jenner

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we welcome into the Kancelled kourtroom momager and alleged kriminal Kris Jenner. From a talk show that flopped, to being behind almost every co...

Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson. Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and ha...

Bella “Cosplays As Poor” Hadid

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom...Ms Bella Hadid. She’s a model, obvious middle-child and has the perfect face according to science. (...

Pregnancy: “Can We Talk About The Yuck?"

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A heads up: We know pregnancy can be a really sensitive subject for people (very understandable), so if this episode isn't your vibe you can come back...

7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. So whether you sat through the rando...

Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck. He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's bee...

Queen Camilla "Terrible At Cheating" Parker Bowles

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the story of a woman who side-chicked too close to the sun. Welcome Queen Cam Cam to the Cancelled courtroom. Dust off your royal robes, bu...

Kate "Hunted A Prince" Middleton

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode, we’re talking about someone who seems uncancellable - Kate Middleton. Yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no ...

King “Will Always Be Prince” Charles

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's coronation time, and that means we're bringing back one of our favourite episodes, the cancellation of King (Prince) Charles. This weekend migh...

Rupert "Succession Is Absolutely Not Based On Me" Murdoch

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, creator of the modern tabloid and absolutely not the inspiration behind HBO's hit TV show Succession! This episode is lon...

Demi “Always Be Fighting” Lovato

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Demi Lovato is many things, an actor, singer, and a defender of aliens, ghosts and turkeys (sometimes). This episode we investigate her silly number o...

Gwyneth “Rectal Ozone Layer” Paltrow

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When people are found guilty of crimes, they are sentenced and serve some sort of punishment and that's the end of the story... right? WRONG! At lea...

Meghan "Still Pissing People Off" Markle

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Time to practise that curtsy, there is royalty(ish) in the Cancelled courtroom this week, enter Meghan Markle (again). This is our third episode on ...

Bridget "WTF Is This" Jones's Diary

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we deep dive into the world of Bridget Jones. It's not often a woman so far out of her prime gets the spotlight (she's 32 for gods sake...

Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, father, mid-week aggressor and accidental exhibitionist Orlando Bloom. The English actor is best known for h...

Nicola “The Wedding From Hell” Peltz Beckham

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Nicola Peltz Beckham. In case you're not familiar, Nicola is the wife of Brooky Beckham (friend of the Cancelled...

Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Selena Gomez is someone who's name has been mentioned a number of times in the Cancelled courtroom, and this episode she finally gets her day in... co...

Lindsay “Put Down The Stranger’s Child” Lohan: Part Two

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is part two of Lindsay Lohan's time in the Cancelled courtroom and in this episode things really escalate. We really cover all bases like the t...

Lindsay “Wait, Is That A Sex List” Lohan: Part One

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Lindsay Dee Lohan, actress, former party-girl and collector of accents that are not hers. This episode is actual...

Kylie "Took Too Long To Name Her Baby" Jenner

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Cancelled (Lazy Gewl) courtroom we welcome the final Kardashian/Jenner sister, Kylie Jenner. This episode we explore charges including:...

Prince "Alarming Willy" William

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Prince William is many things: heir to the royal throne, father of three and owner of a head that is going bald... alarmingly. This episode we look at...

Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" Grande

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a real...

Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some say the role of Australian Cricket Captain is second only to the Prime Minister, so when former cricket captain Michael Clarke was seen shirtless...

Prince "Got His Willy Out" Harry: Part Two

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First a heads up: Mamamia only refers to January 26th by its date, to acknowledge that it is not a day of celebration for all Australians. To hear abo...

Prince “10 Percent Too Much” Harry: Part One

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever frost-nipped your todger? Or broken a dog bowl in a fist fight with the future King of England? No you haven't and that's why you haven'...

We Need To Revist: James “Ruins Everything” Corden

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused lea...

We Need To Revisit: Hilaria "Fake Accent" Baldwin

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused lea...

We Need To Revisit: Khloe "That's Not Your Face" Kardashian

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused lea...

We Need To Revisit: Lea "Pooing In A Wig" Michelle

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused lea...

We Need To Revisit: Love “You Don’t Even Speak The Same Language” Actually

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we revisit a Christmas classic. Is it still weird that two people can fall in love without speaking the same languag...

Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love i...

Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Leonardo DiCaprio is an American actor, film producer, environmentalist and champion prank-master. This episode we explore the highs and lows of Leo's...

King “Will Always Be A Prince” Charles

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hear ye, hear ye all good people, for today we are joined by royalty in the Cancelled courtroom. Clare and Jessie doth explore King Charles' indiscr...

Mariah “I Don’t Know Her” Carey

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and ...

Brooklyn "World’s Worst Photographer" Beckham

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some 15 year old's take a blurry photo on a fancy camera and call it a mistake, others call it a multi-million dollar Burberry campaign. Today in the ...

Hailey "It's Weird To Eat In Your Bathroom" Bieber

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Growing up online is hard, growing up online and in the public eye is even harder. But can we hold someone accountable for decisions they made before ...

Oprah “Wagon Of Fat” Winfrey

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we finish the cross-examination of Ms Oprah Gale Winfrey, and if you haven't already, go and listen to part one to m...

Oprah "That Interview Didn’t Date Well" Winfrey

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oprah Gale Winfrey was the queen of day-time TV, bringing joy to millions right around the world. But when you spend decades gracing our screens you'r...

Brad “Actually Problematic” Pitt

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the early 90's Brad Pitt walked into the suburb of Hollywood and was hired on the spot because of his perfect face - allegedly. We don't examine a...

Adam "Always Been A Dirty Dog" Levine

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There aren't many things that we hate more than cheating in the Cancelled Courtroom, but bad cheating is one of them. This episode covers the recent c...

Olivia “We’re Worried, Darling” Wilde

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes people get Cancelled for doing things that are, without a doubt, wrong. Other times people get Cancelled because they are a woman in Hollywo...

Liam “Has Nick Kyrgios Energy” Payne

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In 2010, Liam Payne was in the world's most popular and wholesome boyband, One Direction. 12 years on and one extended hiatus later, and it seems sing...

Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" Kardashian

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She's been labeled 'the least problematic' Kardashian, but Kourtney still has a long list of mishaps to answer for in the Kancelled Kourtroom. From ...

Kristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" Stewart

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a different kind of 'Panic Room' for Kristen Stewart today. It's the Cancelled Courtroom. The divisive Twilight star is on trial facing Jessie ...

Andrew "But This Is All A Pyramid Scheme" Tate

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The most cancellable man of 2022 is taking the stand in the Cancelled Courtroom for crimes not even his 'Hustler's University' online course can save ...

Justin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" Bieber

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Beliebers be warned. It's time to prosecute the case of cancellation against Canada's prodigal son - Justin Bieber. The man who once peed in a bucket....

Will “Been Slapping People For A While” Smith

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the Freshest of Princes to take the stand in the Cancelled courtroom. One on hand, Will Smith has proven himself to be a 'good to watc...

Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Do...

Clare "Victim Mentality" Stephens

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The time has come for Jessie Stephens to prosecute the cancellation of her twin sister, Clare. How will Clare defend herself against allegations of cr...

Kim 'Photoshopped A 7 year old' Kardashian

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Kardashian has been accused of a lot of things, but why do so many of her offences relate to altering images...badly? Why is her salad bowl so big...

Introducing: Fill My Cup

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mamamia has a new podcast! Ever wake up on a Sunday feeling a bit... sick about the week ahead? Ever wished you had a guide to help you shake it off a...

Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Co...

Jordan “That’s Too Much Meat” Peterson

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan Peterson has 12 Rules For Life, and we've got 12 counts of evidence (not really). Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Mr Peterson is on trial. Fr...

Chris “Not Hemsworth” Pratt

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Pratt has had many roles, but the one he's been most known for recently is "The Worst Chris". So how does this hold up in the Cancelled Courtr...

Anne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” Hathaway

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You might know her as the Princess of Genovia, or perhaps even, Miranda Priestly’s Assistant. In the Cancelled Courtroom she will be addressed as,...

Khloe "That's Not Your Face" Kardashian

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we begin taking on the case of a little family you may have heard of - The Kardashians. First up, Khloe Kardashian...

Jared "You Can't Wear A Fan's Ear As A Necklace" Leto

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Musican. Actor. Cult leader? There are a lot of accusations facing Jared Leto, but today he's put to the ultimate test- the Cancelled Courtroom. We've...

Twilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" Saga

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Twilight: the highly successful movie franchise that it's own lead star HATED. From sparkly skin, to creepy babies, to problematic plot lines, Jessie ...

James "Ruins Everything" Corden

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What do Cats, Cinderella and Carpooling have in common? James Corden of course! In the Cancelled Courtroom this week, Clare and Jessie are examining t...

Meghan “Where’s Your Podcast?” Markle: Part Two

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Recess is over, and the Cancelled Courtroom is now in session. Further evidence in Meghan Markle's case includes an unfinished podcast, a spicy Oprah ...

Meghan "Pissed Off The Queen" Markle: Part One

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get early access to Part Two of our Meghan Markle episode here. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, we're examining the case of Meghan Markle, the D...

Jim "You Never Go Full Method" Carrey

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Carrey. He's a man of many weird faces and seemingly many weird decisions. This time in the Cancelled Courtroom, Jessie and Clare examine the...

Elon "Twitter, Threesomes and Trolling" Musk

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine you're a billionaire. What would be the first thing you spend your money on? Buy a couple houses. End world hunger. Invest in sustainability. ...

Scott "What Really Happened at Maccas" Morrison

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scott Morrison. Scomo. Scotty From Marketing. Mr Prime Minister. A man of many names who has never been able to escape a mystery involving a lost rugb...

John “That Guy’s A D*ck” Mayer

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John Mayer is known for his charming, romantic songs but we're starting to wonder if he takes that “charm” a little… Far. This week...

Amy "The Interview From Hell" Schumer

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ever heard the saying, don't meet your idols? Well, if there's one take away from this Cancelled Court Case, it's don't meet your idols... On cam...

Lea “Pooing In A Wig” Michele

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, things are about to get... Messy. (Rachel Berry) Lea Michele is accused of multiple counts of bullying, ins...

Yolanda “My Daughter Needs A Nose Job” Hadid

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Behind every pair of supermodel sisters, there's a pushy mother showing them the way. So how do Yolanda Hadid's methods stand up in the Cancelled Cour...

Kyle "King Of The Sickie" Sandilands

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Court has returned from recess to re-examine the case of Kyle Sandilands. We've got evidence of chucking sickies, lack of sleep and how much money Kin...

Kyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are few people in Australian media more controversial than Kyle Sandilands. There are celebrity feuds, being known as a mean judge on his own sh...

Are Men Cancelled?

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

History has mainly been told from the perspective of men. So it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to ...

Dr “Unqualified” Phil

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime.Believe it or not, this is a real t...

Mel "This Is Far Worse Than We Thought" Gibson

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As we always say in the Cancelled Courtroom, some cancellations are more deserving than others. And in this case, a cancellation is very deserving. Th...

Kendall "A Series of Weird Decisions" Jenner

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kendall Jenner loves a freebie, much like we do. But if you were her, what products would you want to align with? Pepsi? Maybe if you're not a coca-co...

OK. We Need To Talk About Married At First Sight

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When Married at First Sight (MAFS) first aired in Australia in 2015, it was just a weird little social experiment with a handful of couples. But as pr...

Shane “Bloody Legend” Warne

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You've probably seen Shane Warne on the cover of newspapers for one of two reasons. His amazing cricket skills, or for his amazingly public infideliti...

Extreme "Leave People's Faces Alone" Makeover

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Extreme Makeover was an American reality show that aired from 2002 to 2007. The concept was that ordinary men and women who were insecure about their ...

BONUS: Jessie "Ate All The Food In The Womb" Stephens

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes in court, you have surprise evidence, surprise witnesses... But this time, we've got a surprise Judge.Introducing Jessie and Clare's Mum; An...