Can’t Cope
Episodes
#25: Homesick Sandwiches, Stout Hair & Dreams We’ll Never Chase
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a classic catch-up. Kelsey’s telling us about her week in London that included getting absolutely soaked in Guinness at a gig, DJing with the...
#24: Phone Snatchers, Sleep Deprivation & Festive Chaos
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The holidays are nearly here, but things are anything but peaceful. Kelsey had a rough week after a group of youths grabbed her phone in London, thoug...
#23: Collective Effervescence, Screaming at Boybands & Barely Surviving Our 20s
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey could not cope with collective effervescence and now we know why she was crying over The Late Late Toy Show. Rebecca is disgusted by the fact t...
#22: Saving, Shushing & Tesco Manipulation
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 continues with stories from both sides of the Irish Sea. Kelsey’s been out three nights in a row, eating Sunday roasts, watching Ireland be...
#21: From Benalmádena to Berlin (and Back to the Podcast)
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 kicks off with a proper catch-up after a few months off. Kelsey talks through her family holiday to Benalmádena, including the highs, the gr...
#20: Teams Calls, Clapham, and Character Assassination
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For their final episode of Season Two, Rebecca and Kelsey sit down for what begins as a short catch-up but quickly turns into a full conversation abou...
#19: Soap Dreams, Sims & Stuff We’ll Never Be Good At
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey’s on a dry streak ahead of a last‑minute wedding invite, DJing either side of it, and negotiating whether a midnight spicy marg technically...
#18: Beauty, Bills and Hi-B House Rules
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey’s back in London after a packed few days in Cork, complete with a full pub crawl across the city, her first-ever visit to the Hi-B (where Reb...
#17: Angry Tears, Expensive Nightclubs, and The Suite Life We Were Promised
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Between Kelsey’s unforgettable birthday weekend in Cork and Rebecca’s teary-eyed search for a Maritozzo, the theme of this week’s episode is cle...
#16: The Post, The Panic, and The Procrastination Parade
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Can’t Cope, Rebecca and Kelsey are putting off everything that remotely resembles responsibility. The tax return still hasn’t been to...
#15: The Tights That Killed The Shift, Littlewoods Debt & Passport Panic
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with a catch-up full of family visits and an epic deep dive into the horrors (and hilarity) of our worst fashion crimes. Kelsey lands hom...
#14: Cursed Trips, Cork Gigs & Cash-Only Pubs
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca’s back from her Italian “holiday” and spoiler alert, it was less Aperol Spritz, more Venice Villains and bridge trolls who nearly robbed...
#13: Fringe Regret, Festival Fails & Femme Rage
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this scorched-earth episode of Can’t Cope, Rebecca’s deep in the no-sleep holiday spiral in Spain while Kelsey’s being grilled alive by Londo...
#12: Charli XCX, A4 Emotions, and the Mug That Saves Us
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a slightly accidental break, Kelsey and Rebecca are back with tales from both sides of the Irish Sea and beyond. Kelsey dives into a whirlwind f...
#11: Sleepwalking, Kris Jenner, and the Pope
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a so-called two-week break that spiralled into a full-blown sabbatical, Kelsey and Rebecca return to the mic with their tans topped up, spirits ...
#10: The Time We Were Embarrassed, The Time We Were Exposed, and The Time We Bothered O’Shea Jackson Jr.
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re serving up the kind of chaos that lingers in your brain long after the moment has passed. It’s our episode of embarrassing and fu...
#9: S Club 7, Spice Girls, and Slipknot Walk Into a Bar
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Can’t Cope, the girls get nostalgic and dive deep into the music and artists that shaped their childhoods and teenage years. From Britn...
#8: Toilet Charges, Tampon Tax, and Ticketmaster Thieves
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Can’t Cope, the girls are back in full force after a whirlwind weekend in London, complete with pub crawls, missed recor...
#7: Crisis Calls, Space Travel & Sexy Fire Poles
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Rebecca’s eating raspberries and having epiphanies, while Kelsey is knee-deep in a life-cleansing spring clean. After a wild and wonderfu...
#6: No Trial, No Mercy. People Who Deserve 40 Years (Minimum)
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey and Rebecca are handing out sentences this week - no trial, no mercy. It’s time to lock up the worst offenders of everyday life, from people ...
#5: St. Patrick, The Pied Piper & Absolute Scandal at London Zoo
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s St. Patrick’s week, which means Kelsey and Rebecca are embracing their Irishness, well, as much as they can while sitting in two different co...
#4: Boobs for Beads, Pancakes for Jesus & A Life-Altering Sacrifice
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lent, Mardi Gras, and Rebecca questioning why people willingly deprive themselves of things when life is already hard enough.Kelsey and Rebecca are st...
#3: First Shift on the Back of the Bus & Hear Me Out… Tom Jones
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First kisses. Cringey, terrifying, and in some cases, highly organised. Rebecca recalls her militant first shift, because at that age, you just had to...
#2: Buses, Butterflies & Certain Death
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Irrational fears, everyone has them, but some are more unhinged than others.Before getting into the madness, Rebecca shares a shambolic leftover story...
#1: Damien from The Den & Men Who Belong in Case Studies
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the season of love… or the season of absolute torture, depending on who you ask.In this debut episode, Kelsey and Rebecca get stuck into thei...