Cartoon Island - A Surreal Comedy of Survival
Episodes
In-Between Days No. 1: A Christmas Mini Semi-Spectacular!
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have not yet relocated the signal transmitting from the island. While the search continues, Kurt has stepped up to make sure you, our listeners, h...
Day 26/One Year - An Explanation Without an Answer
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a quiet one. Until it's not.And then it really, really isn't.What starts as a quiet day with catching up on some messages in a bot...
Day 25 - A Boon for Balloons (feat. Waleed Mansour as Bailey, the consciousness of 5000 balloons.)
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember Balloonfest '86 ?! The ill-conceived fundraising event in Cleveland in 1986 that released over 1.4 million balloons into the sky and was...
Day 24 - Heart-shaped God (feat. Adal Rifai as Good the God)
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason and Bradney are visited by a god. More specifically, the god of stranded hearts. I know, it sounds really sweet. But, honestly, the heart is ju...
Day 23 - Let's Boogie(Board)!!! (feat. Alan Giles as Reefus Burger)
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason and Bradney encounter a powerful force from their ancient past: the exuberance of youth. On this day, it's in the form of a newly-turned 21...
Day 22 - Merry Moinmas from Rocko's Swim-Up Bar! (feat. Meaghan Strickland as Carol the Lawyer Mermaid and Tim Lamphier as Tom the Pizza Delivery Guy)
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The castaways spend a long lunch break with Carol, a lawyer (and mermaid ) who is concerned about a very serious case. Luckily, delivery guy Tom, a Lo...
Day 21 - The Boy(s) In The Bubble
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason details a bit more of his past working in television. Well, it was early streaming actually, and even then, it never made it "to air"....
Day 20 - Desperately Seeking Sue's Son (feat. Carly Strait as Sue)
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Of all the islands for a stressed out mom to somehow wind up on, this one has got to be the least helpful. That being said, while bellicose (but self-...
Day 19 - On The Road
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason and Bradney finally get away for a bit. Well, sorta.And if their road trips are any indication, they're not doing so great...You can contac...
Day 18 - Cowabummer, Dude (feat. George C. Owens as Dring, of Mind Body Soul Rescue)
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The new empty nesters, Jason and Bradney, barely have time to consider their new status before they are confronted with a very particular sort of resc...
Day 17 - Baby on Board
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just when Bradney thinks they're gonna have a break from unexpected guests today, Jason gets an adorable reminder of what he's left behind. ...
Day 16 - Love Island (feat. Charlie James as Chris from Tampa)
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Love is complicated. Dating even more so. Jason and Bradney do their best to help a new stranger, who by the way, just woke up there with them on this...
Day 15 - The Great and Powerful Coz (feat. Tim Lyons as Westinstorm)
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before they even have a chance to process waking up to the skeleton of Jason "B", a new guest pulls up to the island on a jet ski! Enter, We...
Day 14 - You Gaslight Up My Life (feat. Alan Linic as Jason "B")
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two's company, three's adding some guy who is just suddenly on your tiny island and who tries to convince you he's been there the entir...
Day 13 - Million Dollar Smile
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's that they say about a house built upon sand and made of manila folders? This and the state of Jason's mind, the other shaky foundatio...
Day 12 - Sun's Out, Buns Out
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Or, (Y)our house is a very, very, very fine house, with two trees in the yard / life (didn't) use to be so hard You can contact Subjects Jaso...
Pythia's Picks - inc: The Podcast
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, Barbara here! In this first edition of my new podcast recommendation show, I present to you the first episode of the fantastic, sci-fi dark comedy...
Day 11 - Freebie Willy & Freebie Willy 2
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason has some ideas about the nature of the island. Maybe he's onto someting. But sometimes it's hard to differentiate a good idea from a c...
Day 10 - It's just like that one Nietzsche quote
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Following the trauma of encountering the indescribable, incomprehensible horrors of his underwater outing, Bradney seems a little different today. Ma...
Day 9 - Gettin' Loopy or Felt Cute, Might Attack Later
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A funny little hand puppet arrives in one of the boxes. And it doesn't exactly go well. In fact, it goes very, very badly.Also, the two castaways...
Day 8 - Bet on the dragon - it always wins
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The two castaways take a cruise down memory lane, contemplate some construction, and end their day with a bang. Well, with two bangs, actually.You can...
Day 7 - Wigging Out
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this first anniversary, Jason and Bradney have a surprise 'visitor.' They fall under her spell, become nervous, suspicious, jealous, and ...
Day 6 - Row, row, row...
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The best laid (escape) plans of mice and men often go awry. Or turn out to be cake. This cruel joke seems a bit behind trend. But time is also weird o...
Day 5 - River Rock Wash Blues
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jean envy is real. And it strikes fast. But in the end, Jason and Bradney patch it all up during 'un-happy hour.' You can con...
Day 4 - Nocturnal submission
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For millenia, humans have used the stars to orient and guide themselves in this swirling cosmos. Yeah...that ain't happening here on the island....
Day 3 - Party with Preach
22 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who can keep up with all of the new specialty drinks? We certainly can't. This one's a real trip. And there' some fishing. Ok so,...
Day 2 - (Un)Settling In
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Good news - Jason is healed! Overnight. Just like that. And it appears that not all of their resources are finite. There are more coconuts. And more b...
Day 1 - And so it begins...
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two acquaintances wash into a (sand)bar. Ok, technically it's a very, very tiny island.Bradney wakes up face down in the surf and spots Jason, so...
An Excerpt from Day 1 - Mr. Flamingo Foaming Carwash Soap
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected]. Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www...
Trailer
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Coming November 26th!Two acquaintances on a tiny, two-tree island. Packages mysteriously arrive every day. The items are pretty useless. The island...