Cat Noir Comedy Podcast
Episodes
Announcement
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Announcement!Cat Noir will be releasing 12 episodes weekly from Feb 2026 and then again later in the year. Written, performed, produced, directed...
Missing 3: Episode 2 Chocolate layers
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The four survivors of Flight 935 have been saved, but at what cost.As a devious plot to restart a chocolate empire puts Insert and Agatha in danger, D...
Missing 3: Episode 1 Feathered friends
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The four survivors of flight 935 have been stranded on the island again, but this time it won't be for long. After covering themselves in feather...
Honk's nightmares
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrity chef Honk Romsey and his team randomly pitch up at Kev’s house to record an episode of his hit kitchen television show. Written, per...
Training Day
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we join Keith and Chris on the frontline of a training session all about the complexities of safely managing risk in the workplace. Participatio...
Digging Much Deeper
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Dale Alan for the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Hollywood actor and all round legend Brian Breynoldson a specially extended episode...
Bagpipes of Doom
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing.Curiosity is healt...
The Wymondham Men
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a storyremarkably similar to the old film The Wic...
Ghost Meringue
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media managem...
The Curse of Punctuality
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing ...
The Nostradamus Effect
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single...
Merry Christmas Mr Godwin
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we’ve re...
Ian and Stella Go West
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive to...
Compilation December 2022
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London,where Danny Peaks...
Restoration Falls: Omnibus
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Re...
Omnibus: Away with the Drizzle
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he...
The Pynming August Sun Stone
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on theback...
Omnibus: Super Chupacabra
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and searchfor the mighty, mythical goat ...
Omnibus: Honk's Kitchen
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen.Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and ...
Omnibus: The Ian and Stella Story
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas....
The Missing Marple Saga
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse.Writte...
Cujack Vs Cujack
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee.The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes.H...
A horse called Man
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev’s front room.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt San...
Flight of the damned
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder… Written, perfor...
Maureen Perkins is Furious
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make...
Octagon Octopus
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories.His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues.One night after hours, he a...
Big Trouble with little china (Episode 3)
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the boxto defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the cit...
Big Trouble with little china (Episode 2)
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has.Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family,Danny meets an a...
Big Trouble with little china (Episode 1)
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word.Could his day get any worse?Maybe a visit to his riva...
Outpost 35
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional,civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a ...
The BS Foundation
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time.Warning: DO NOT give t...
The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 4
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive?Will the identity of the beast finally be reve...
The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 3
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers,whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of ...
The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 2
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor;home to an eccentric family of complete and inco...
The Beast of Bumpkin Manor 1
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor,and all the secrets that lie within. Join us fo...
The Pink Tiger & Burrowing Owl Special
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a special tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl,as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur.Keep the r...
We Could Be Heroes Episode 3
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts t...
We Could Be Heroes Episode 2
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist.However, a bigger danger could lay...
We Could Be Heroes Episode 1
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Denti...
Chatting with a Vampire
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this ye...
Away from the drizzle
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it?And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlike...
Honk's Kitchen Part Two
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen.Join us for cauliflower, brocco...
Honk's Kitchen Part One
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.Disclaimer: no ca...
Matt and Kev's Bogus Non Journey
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by ...
The House of Audio Description
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description.Matt needs ...
Missing 2 Acquisition 4
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real worl...
Missing 2 Acquisition 3
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all f...
Missing 2 Acquisition 2
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard.Cat ...
Missing 2 Acquisition 1
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather mag...
5 Oh
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilver...
Pushing up Whoops a Daisies
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes.Written, performed, produced, direc...
Restoration Falls Part 2:
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new...
Restoration Falls Part 1:
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Re...
Hassled
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one perso...
Night of the Raining Dead
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsin...
The Lord of the Mustard
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got ...
H is for Hospital
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir i...
The 5 Stages of Derek
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around to...
Super Chupacabra Part 2
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious...
Super Chupacabra Part 1
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a ...
Kill Hector
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector.But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a...
Cat Noir Presents: The Season 4 and beyond Trailer
01 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than jus...
2022 Christmas Special: Part Two
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold.Join us for the conclu...
2022 Christmas Special: Part One
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festi...
Narrator Factor
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast.The 34th death in Cat Noir has b...
#35 Harmed to Death
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
EPISODE 35: Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episodeof The TV Crime documenta...
Halloween Special: Norwegian Box of Horrors
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'e...
Attack of the 5ft Bjork
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare.Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make.Digging Deeper ...
Over the Fence
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The ...
The Bi-Curious Tale of The Pink Tiger and Burrowing Owl
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained?Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger.Vis...
The Bran Flake Chronicles
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. L...
One of our Episode Titles is missing
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single an...
The Empire of Chocolate Teapots
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detect...
The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Four)
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part 4: The Quest for the Stone. Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim has a s...
The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Three)
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part 3: Risky BusinessAfter a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comicsto find the third pain...
The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part Two)
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part Two: A Whole heap of Art.After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Beanand ...
The Pynming August Sun Stone Movie (Part One)
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1: Forgotten TreasuresNovelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mys...
Missing (Episode 6)
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this final episode of the Cat Noir miniseries; the remaining survivors reach the windmill and learn the truth behind the plane crash. Are they in p...
Missing (Episode 5)
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Following the horror of the swimming pool, the survivors find a door marked 'Quarantine' on the side of a disused windmill. Inside, they'll find answe...
Missing (Episode 4)
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Following the heart breaking tragedy of the coconut incident, things are becoming sweaty and tense in the jungle. Maybe the survivors could cool down ...
Missing (Episode 3)
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Something waits, echoing through the jungle, while Alfie has a flashback of daddy issue sized proportions. Elsewhere, an unlikely duo is formed as Dan...
Missing (Episode 2)
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A woman awakes on a beach, bruised, bloody and lost. Recognition of where she is and what has happened begins to float across her face. She winces bac...
Missing (Episode 1)
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nine very different people all have one thing in common: they've been gifted a holiday to Bermuda. Not all of them are going to make it. Unconnected a...
Rouge Chien or the Egg on the hill
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The hottest new podcast is taking the world by storm: Rouge Chien.A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and...
The Possession of Tricia Steven's husband
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life. Life has other plans for her. Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life ha...
A Slew of Sleuths
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road ...
A pocket full of passports
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time.Is this the type of man you would assume will one...
They do it with Sat-Navs
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple?Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown?Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his ta...
Marple Syrup
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone.Duke Render finds himself off targ...
One of our Marples is missing
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon? Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Ma...
Too Many Marples
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast. A m...
Patrick MacNee introduces the second season
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast.Ste...
Invasion of the Shadow Pixie People
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth.Are they already here? ...
The Story of Creeping Jazz
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon.For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion.Fo...
Heron Now
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call.Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop.Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an e...
Heron Shoehorn
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help.Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we fi...
Heron After
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand.Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather ...
Heron Aid
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers.Ian an...
One of our Herons is missing
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help.Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie...
Heron Addict
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and St...