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Episode 93 - How to Land an Alien Boyfriend

31 Mar 2025

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Spring Break at Smutco Industries brought in some bad vibes, but we're shaking them off and going out of this world with How to Land an Alien Boyfriend by Cassie O. Peia, better known to you smut lovers as Dakota Cockaday! Join us as we ponder the great mysteries of the universe, like how can one MMC be so oily, yet so dry!Book DescriptionIt was just another day at work when Araceli Martinez met her fated mate. Okay, so “met” might not be the right word... more like she tried to hit him with a crowbar. Now Araceli is stuck with an alien boyfriend she doesn’t want and the future of the Earth in her hands. Will she be able to keep aliens from showing up to “relocate” humans to a refugee planet all while thwarting the sweet, nerdy alien who’s determined to win her over for good?Triple T'sTRIGGERS: discussions of infertility & IVF, pregnancy loss/child born sleeping, Military PTSD in main character (including mention of suicide), divorce and post-divorce abuse, elderly character in danger, depictions of a character in acute physical pain.TROPES: F/M Cis/Het alien romance ft human FMC and extra-terrestrial MMC, divorcee romance, eldest daughter syndrome, invasion story, fated mates & DAKOTA DEMANDS AN ANIMAL COMPANION! TITLLATIONS: slow burn, unique anatomy (?), mild spicy.So...What Are You Into?Katie: Death and Other DetailsCarl: Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From MercuryAuthor's LinktreeOur LinktreeJoin Our Discord!Support Us on Patreon!Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beatsfreemusicarchive.org ★ Support this podcast ★

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