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Ep 182: Eli's Mandate
12 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Paul is spent. After the 3 hour epic that was episode 181, Paul is out of material so reluctantly he hands over the reigns to Eli. What happens over t...
Ep 181: Winkie: The Untold Story
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the greatest story NEVER told... Until Now! To celebrate CheapShow's 5th Birthday, Eli and Paul present a very special (and very long) edition of...
Ep 180: Boiled Beef & Carrots
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
No content? No problems! CheapShow has a PO box and thanks to the scavenging prowess of the cheapshow audience, they will never be short of tat and t...
Ep 179: The Noodle Decimal System
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In times like these, when all seems lost, when we find ourselves consumed with confusion and worry, it's good to know there is a hero to show us the w...
Ep 178: Pork Hangover
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In these challenging times, sometimes the hero we need, is not the hero we want. Sometimes are greatest enemy can be your greatest friend. This week o...
Ep 177: Suck Vac 3000
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it may be worth bearing in mind that the lock down is having an effect on Paul and Eli's brain. For instance, when Paul puts on a puppet sh...
Ep 176: Zoltar Sucks
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What does the future hold for Eli and Paul, what mystical truths can the cheap chaps expect? Well, it doesn't matter because Eli is having NONE of it....
Ep 175: Choose Your Own Misadventure
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you would like to listen to a funny, odd economy comedy podcast... Turn to Page 69. If you would like to carry on living in silent ignorance... Tur...
Ep 174: Ruining Marion's Wish
18 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was seemingly cursed! Damaged audio files, lost footage, crashed hard drives, laptop meltdowns. It's almost as though this episode didn't...
Ep 173: Crisp Edgelord
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you think a bloody Lock Down is going to stop Eli and Paul from pumping out white hot cheapshow goodness, you are wrong. At least for the time bein...
Ep 172: CheapShow TV 2020 (Part Two)
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight on CheapShow TV: 5pm: Detective Biscuits Detective Jimmy Biscuits is up to his neck in trouble this week when his Boss demands results and his...
Ep 171: CheapShow TV 2020 (Part One)
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight on CheapShow TV: 5pm: Brandoff's Cage Richard Brandoff returns to fund more new business ideas. As long they are not from women. 6pm: CHEAPSHO...
Ep 170: Hollywood Swinging
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Every now and then, it's good to just take a step back and have a nice and relaxed episode of CheapShow... and this is the closest we are going to get...
Ep 169: Frothtopia
13 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There are strange things afoot in the HoP this week! Paul & Eli focus carefully on the economy comedy content... By talking about how to get rid of a ...
Ep 168: Unresolvable Sentences
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we are sad to announce that Paul Gannon is broken. Whether it's the hard grind of his usual day to day existence or whether it's just becau...
Ep 167: Peeyobocksintreetsanaolddong
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What’s in the box? This week, we take a cautious peek into the CheapShow PO Box and see what’s inside. Luckily there are no severed heads, but the...
Ep 166: Betrayal in the House of Pickles
21 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It was turning out to be a lovely episode, it really way. It begins with the most epic Sauce Report ever reported. Not only do Eli and Paul enthusiast...
Ep 165: Bad Jackfruit
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a blast from the past on CheapShow this week. After the cancellation of a planned guest, Paul had to reach out to a face that, although familiar ...
Ep 164: How To Be A Complete Inch Lord
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If there is one thing that Paul and Eli know how to be, it's how to be a bastard! Over the past 160-odd shows, the cheap chaps have been shouting, scr...
Ep 163: No Characters Guaranteed
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After last week's thrilling murder mystery epic, it's back to basics for Paul and Eli on this week's economy comedy podcast! There is a strict "NO CHA...
Ep 162: Murder On The Cheap Eats Express
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
All aboard for a train trip you'll never forget! Although the "Cheap Eats Express" looks luxurious enough, it hides a deadly secret. This week, Paul &...
Ep 161: Sex Eggs & Sausage Squash
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The truth can now be revealed, one that Eli has been hiding for far too long. What is it? Well, let's just say you won't be able to look at Breakfast...
Ep 160: In The Mouth Of Madness
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a strange old episode is this! It seems like the whole episode is teetering on the edge on its own barely stable sanity. Will it be Eli's face ex...
Ep 159: Tea Stained Eggs
03 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the start of a new year at CheapShow HQ. Rather than dive straight in to a new episode packed with tat, cheap eats and segments, Paul and Eli hav...
Ep 158: A CheapShow Carol
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's only taken 5 years, but the economy comedy podcast is FINALLY doing it's own knock off version of Charles Dickens' yuletide classic "A Christmas ...
Ep 157: The Skids Stay In The Picture
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a cornucopia of crap this week as stakes are heightened, tat is donated and voices are raised. In a surprising turn of events, Paul upgrades The ...
Ep 156: Maximum Thwopage
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Stop us if you have heard this one before... Eli is unwell and in a mood and he... OH you HAVE heard this before? Well how do you think Paul feels? Pa...
Ep 155: Look-In '88 Rools OK Too
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oh No! We're going full on nostalgia this week, all because Paul found a beautiful copy of the "Look-In Television Annual 1988" in a Brighton charity ...
Ep 154: Suck To The Noodle
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Paul and Eli return to the Country Urban Noodle Test-lab Kitchen for more cheap and cheerful snacks. Eli currently has a thing for "fried no...
Ep 153: Two Men...
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another day at the House of Pickles and Eli and Paul have met up to deliver another episode of economy comedy goodness. Eli has scraped together ...
Ep 152: What's In The Box?
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CheapShow finally, properly, returns to the House of Pickles for more Economy Comedy "larks"! This week, Paul and Eli take a deep breath and hope for ...
Ep 151: Mostly Unhaunted
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's that spooky time of the year again and Eli has promised he would spend one night in a haunted house with Paul... And a large group of ghost hunte...
Ep 150: Behind The Scandal Special
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In celebration of CheapShow's 150th episode, Eli J Silverman proudly presents an Eli J Silverman Production "Behind The Scandal" which reveals the tru...
Ep 149: The Long Walk Home
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Although you have yet to hear it, the fall out from Episode 150 can already be felt in the world of CheapShow. Paul is humiliated and Eli thinks the w...
Ep 148: Buy One Get One Free
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, you get not one, but TWO Prices of Shite! That’s double the tat, double the guessing and double the arguments! It’s a chance for Eli an...
Ep 147: Tumpy
04 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Tumpy? That's the eternal question burning at the heart of this week's economy comedy podcast. Paul and Eli think they know exactly what this "...
Ep 146: Sonic Showcase Showdown
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Sooz Kempner. Another week, another mad dash through the bargain bins and charity shops of the UK... And this time we are joined by the grotesqu...
Ep 145: Spoff My Josh Off (Sorry)
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another CheapShow and this one may peak too early... We blame Paul's story about a "Birthday Cocaine Guinness World Record Attempt" that...
Ep 144: Poo Poo Out Of Bum Hole (Sorry)
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We had no choice. We had to call the episode this. Blame Eli. It will all make sense. Outside of that embarrassment, it's business as ever. Well, tha...
Ep 143: The Loathing of the Content Monkey
06 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The economy podcast attempts this week to give you a classic Price of Shite (No Stings Attached Edition) as well as a deep dive into Eli's box of Trad...
Ep 142: Electric Moogaloo
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's once again time to "Hit The Moog" with another musically packed episode of CheapShow. This week, Paul and Eli focus on clearing out the backlog o...
Ep 141: Gannon's Anger Management
23 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's come to our attention that Paul has been "acting out" of late. His violent outburst have brought a dark cloud over this delicious economy comedy ...
Ep 140: Irish Jimmy
16 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Special Guest: Stuart Ashen. This week Tat Lord and YouTube botherer Stuart "Ashens" Ashen finally agrees to rejoin the CheapShow chaps for another ed...
Ep 139: NaffPop
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There was no way in hell that Paul and Eli intended to talk about naff 80s novelty band "Black Lace" for any longer than 5 minutes or so... 35 minutes...
Ep 138: Emergency Protocol
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CheapShow would like to apologize for this edition of everyone's favourite economy comedy podcast. CheapShow would like to warn you about the contents...
Ep 137: Soda Jerk Off
26 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's too hot to record in the festering House of Pickles this week, so the Cheap Chaps move next door to the slightly more pleasant House of Sausage a...
Ep 136: Good Game!
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Higher, higher? Lower, Lower? In this week's edition of CheapShow, Paul challenges Eli to an epic edition of "The Price of Shite" that will spin wildl...
Ep 135: Excuse Me About That
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CheapShow apologises for the temporary malfunction and break down of Eli J Silverman, co-host on this very podcast. Although his faculties clear throu...
Ep 134: The Office Day Trip To Brighton
05 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your sunscreen, slap on your sunglasses and suck on an ice cream... We're going to the seaside! Welcome to the first ever "Office Day Trip To Bri...
Ep 133: The Crystal Mess
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Special Guest: Ken Reid. Paul is fresh back from his trip to Los Angeles and has brought with him (not only) a bumper crop of American Cheap Eats, but...
Ep 132: Crab Bucket
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What mysteries lie in the infamous Crab Bucket? What surprises does it bestow? Frankly, not many. However it is just one of the delights featured in t...
Ep 131: Ye Olde Frothe Shoppe
14 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Tingle-Lingle-Ling" Why, it's the sound of the Froth Shoppe doorbell ringing! So that must mean it's time to go back to the most special, most wonder...
Ep 130: CheapFlix
07 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to raid the DVD/Blu-Ray Bargain Bins and hunt for a piece of cinematic art that can be bought for a few pounds or even pence. In a change to...
Ep 129: Rappin'
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another extra chunky economy comedy podcast, jam packed with gifts, gaffs and garbage. On this week's episode the cheap chaps explore a bit of co...
Ep 128: The Price Is Right Is S****
24 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An impromptu recording session means that Paul and Eli find themselves thrown into the midst of a hastily arranged episode. How do they cope in the ne...
Ep 127: Green, Green Wine
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, CheapShow HQ makes the following statement: "Paul Gannon would like to formally apologize for his behaviour in this week's episode of Cheap...
Ep 126: Random Craptor
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CheapShow has often been described as a little bit "random", so let's go full on random by introducing a BRAND NEW FORMAT (that definitely isn't rippi...
Ep 125: The Human Lavatory
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After a few extraordinary weeks, it's back to the usual, humdrum, regular old CheapShow format... No wacky characters (well...), no crazy sound effect...
Ep 124: The CheapShow Awards 2019
26 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Podcast Event of the Year! It's the first (possibly) CheapShow Choice Awards 2019, as voted for by the CheapShow audience. So this is all yo...
Ep 123: Episode 46: Dark Tower
19 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode Paul and Eli discover Incoming Transmission ...Our last ever episode will It's another episode of the economy comedy podcast...
Ep 122: The Ballad of Roy Jay
12 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Gather round children, for we have something to say About a strange 80s comedian by the name of Roy Jay. He released an odd album, with music galore ...
Ep 121: Noodle Pimping 101
05 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get your pimp on! Your Noodle Pimp on (whatever that means)! This week, Paul takes another magical trip to Eli's "Country Urban Noodle Te...
Ep 120: Leaving Mount Grotpants
29 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Ello, ello, ello! What's all this then?" In this week's economy comedy podcast, Paul & Eli play as Cops & Robbers in a shabby, confusing race through...
Ep 119: Bone Hoover
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We were warned there were more stories to tell. We knew it wasn't over. We were promised something more bizarre than The Brookeside Tiger... and we th...
Ep 118: Tat Hunt: Bum Of Justice
15 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Part Two of Tat Hunt! Paul & Eli return home to the House of Pickles with their East Finchley Booty to see who made the best charity shop discove...
Ep 117: Tat Hunt: East Finchley
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Something a little different this week as we launch "Tat Hunt". This is Part One of a Two Part series where Eli and Paul pick a place in the UK to hun...
Ep 116: Spoff Pot
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For some reason, CheapShow asked a YouTube Retro Gamer and Digitiser The Show co-host to come on the podcast. And for some reason, she said yes. So, a...
Ep 115: The Winkie Wedding
22 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just how deep is the "Winkie" Rabbit Hole? As it turns out, pretty damned deep! What started as a curious vinyl record find now encompasses 80s toy cr...
Ep 114: Winkie
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What is "Winkie"? Who is "Winkie"? Why is "Winkie"? This is the mystery we try to uncover in this week's episode. Paul and Eli take the deepest dive ...
Ep 113: 221b Baker Street
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Game's Afoot... literally! This week, Gannon's Golden Games gets a modern classic board game mystery to solve. But once 221b Baker Street starts, ...
Ep 112: Beyond Punderdome
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Punderdome, a pun filled battle to the death. Two men enter, one man leaves... followed by the other a little while later! When the Cheap Cha...
Ep 111: Mr. Monkey
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We hear you like it hot? Well, CheapShow gets all hot and bothered over more prized chilli sauces in Eli's favourite new segment "The Hot Sauce Experi...
Ep 110: The Spidermilk Fallout
18 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!" as that band once sung, and on this episode of CheapShow, we get to hear just how good/bad the Cheap Chaps ...
Ep 109: The Ancient Order of Froth Blowers
11 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard of the "Ancient Order of Froth Blowers"? The CheapShow chaps hadn't until it was mysteriously pointed out to them via sacred scrolls......
Ep 108: Dick-A-Lot Bear
04 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for an episode full of laughs, random tangents, quality tat and a lot of gagging and coughing. Paul has a pretty rough time this week! Afte...
Ep 107: The Office Christmas Party
21 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a big old year for the CheapShow chaps, so they are going to celebrate Christmas in style... with an elaborate, no expense spared, all star ...
Ep 106: "Bet Your Spunk!"
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Paul & Eli accidentally invent a new, terrible game show idea in episode 106. Hopefully, the rules are too awful to make it a recurring feature. Consi...
Ep 105: The Brookside Tiger
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a "storytime" with a difference in this week's CheapShow. When YouTube channel Video Games Basement got in touch to offer up an unusual...
Ep 104: MallTwats
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join Paul and Eli on a merry adventure as they travel to a part of Eli's childhood... Brent Cross Shopping Centre. What soon begins as a wistful jour...
Ep 103: #NoelWatch
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Warning: This episode includes new Noel Edmonds content. Do not say you have not been warned... Of course we do have other things in the show we'd lov...
Ep 102: Aaaaghh!
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After the madness that was episodes 100 & 101, let's just kick back and chill, shall we? Let's just hang out? You and us. In our one hundred and twoth...
Ep 101: The "Other" Live One
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
...It wasn't over! Episode 100 was only part one of the epic CheapShow live experience, prepare thyself for episode 101. It's bigger, shabbier and de...
Ep 100: The Live One
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's finally here! We somehow managed to make it to our 100th episode... So we thought we would go all out and put on an epic live show! It features a...
Ep 99: Tales From the Crapt
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So, it's Halloween again is it? All ghosts and ghoulies and all that jazz... We are keeping it simple this year. Just a collection of cheap trick r tr...
Ep 98: Underground Chicken Train
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you inherit a title in the UK and become gloriously rich? Why, you start building tunnels of course! That way you don't have to deal...
Ep 97: Return to Story Time Hell
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to take a chance, roll those dice and see what madness is unleashed as Paul & Eli return to the Story Cubes. Don't say you've not been warne...
Ep 96: A New Low
05 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Paul relinquishes responsibility of CheapShow and demands Eli dictate the order of events? Well, it's possibly be a new low for the ...
Ep 95: Dragon's Den
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Following the terrifying events of episode 94, normality almost returns to CheapShow. We deliver a new Tales from the Shop AND Dance floor, Mi Casa/Su...
Ep 94: 24p
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The following episode takes place between 8pm and 9pm on Thursday, 20th September 2018. The episode has been released in "real time" so you can witnes...
Ep 93: The Car Boot Sale Challenge 2
14 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long time coming, but CheapShow is finally returning to a much loved format, and hoping not to cock it up a second time! The cheapshow cha...
Ep 92: Without A Cluedo
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There has been a murder at Tudor Mansion! Who was it? Where was the crime committed and with what object? If that all sounds familiar, then that's bec...
Ep 91: Grumpy Sessions
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Hello, My name (snuffle snuffle) is Grumpy Sessions and I am here to introduce episode 91 of CheapShow to you. Eli and Paul graciously asked me to wr...
Ep 90: Three Simple Phrases
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long time coming, but we are returning to "Life Hacks" in this week's episode. However, we asked our audience to suggest them and, well, w...
Ep 89: The Strange, Lonely World of the Miser
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, Eli thinks there is not enough love for celery! That's where episode 89 begins and only gets more bizarre! We returns to the world of dead...
Ep 88: The History of the Noel Part Two: Enough is Enough
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Enough is enough! We have to end this relationship with Noel Edmonds, one way or the other... and it's not going to be pretty! Paul and Eli finally li...
Ep 87: Now That's Magic!
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You will like this magical edition of CheapShow... Not A Lot! Paul and Eli delve into the world of illusions, tricks and conjuring when they come acro...
Ep 86: Pickle Lolly
27 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a scorcher of an episode in more ways than one! The heat is getting to Paul & Eli and tempers are rising... who will snap first? Who will lash ou...
Ep 85: Fun City
19 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Do you wanna have a bit of fun? Shall we have a bit of fun? OK. Let's do it! In episode 85 Paul & Eli bend over backwards to have a super duper fun t...
Ep 84: Munchy Munch Yum Yum Time
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Food, Glorious Food! It's time to stuff more cheap eats inside our gob holes and deal with the consequences later. We continue our odyssey of oral nou...
Ep 83: Mouth Sounds
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How many characters can CheapShow sustain? Has Paul created one too many pointless, annoying characters? Eli seems to think so, in this, our magnifice...