Checkin' In With Hein & Johnny
Episodes
Winter Wonderland Week with Unkie Dave
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this lively podcast episode, Johnny, Dave and Curious Heiny discuss various topics ranging from the Christmas spirit and holiday complaints to Bill...
The Performance with Mick Jagger, JD trys to pull grannies tooth
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week JD starts by complaining in the Cold Open then Hein and Johnny touch on:The concept of cinematic confessions can be humorous and revealing.&...
Black and Blue by the Rolling Stones reissue from Lynchburg, VA
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rolling Stones re issue of Black and Blue and Lynchburg weather report. It is raining.In this lively conversation, Johnny and Endless Hein explore var...
We are thankful to be at this years Thanksgiving Party
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this lively conversation, Johnny and Hein explore various themes ranging from articulation and workplace safety to nostalgic movie references and T...
Time 4 cranberries and Exile
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss personal experiences with: Thankfulness is a central theme during the holiday season.Cranberries play a significant role in Thanksgiving t...
Spinal Tap month starts today!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss personal experiences with: The first concert experience can leave a lasting impression.Concert quality can vary greatly depending on seati...
Spinal Tap with Henry!
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this engaging conversation, Johnny and Henry speak of:Nostalgia plays a significant role in shaping our favorite movies.Comedic classics like 'Spin...
Kiefer joins Johnny for a Halloween Party
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How do you feel about avocado toast, trick or treating and all the foods that contain the fall favorite pumpkin spice. Heinie is inoculating orphans i...
Henry is Back in Black and we couldn't be happier
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this conversation, Heiny shares his personal experience of having a stroke in the early hours of the morning. He describes the immediate aftermath,...
Kidz! Don't play with illegal fireworks. THEY ARE DANGEROUS. Stay in school
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have lots 'o childhood memories and culinary experiences to camping adventures and nostalgic car dreams. We share funny anecdotes about unusual...
Jake talks of flying scared and naming fake kids
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this engaging podcast episode, Johnny and Jake discuss a variety of topics ranging from near-death experiences to family dynamics, sports loyalties...
Kiefer and Pedro Pascal! What a delicious meal
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Books with Johnny as the Narrator:Deep Dark Forest: A Michael Carter Cold Case Thriller (The Dark Series Book 2)By Susan Lundhttps://www.audible.com/...
Connor and Unkie Dave spill the beans about Ozzy marital bliss and Billy Joel
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How did you feel about Oat Milk and Billy Joel? We discuss. Books with Johnny as the Narrator:Deep Dark Forest: A Michael Carter Cold Case Thriller (...
Shrinking with Harrison Ford and pumpkin spice
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore a variety of themes including the seasonal delights of pumpkin spice to the antics of pets and the nostalgia of driving adventures. They...
Cracker Barrel logos and Japanese walking
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore bucket hats, Cracker Barrel and listener engagement. They discuss the importance of health trends, particularly in Japanese walking, and sh...
Blues Traveler and Sabrina Carpenter are generating RIZ
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Campy John and Hackin Heiny share their experiences from recent concerts, delve into personal health updates, and explore their culinary cereal prefer...
Semi-annual Heinie Awards are finally here!
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Heine Awards cover a wide range of categories, from television to health claims.Murder mystery shows are currently very popular.Health claims can ...
Fightin' with your family about junk from your dead parents attic
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore a variety of themes including racing adventures, camping experiences, nostalgia for family heirlooms, fighting with our siblings over jun...
What gets you fired up? Give them an Anti-Heiny award!
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are happy and we know it, talking about Sinners, Happy Gilmore 2 along with Anti-Heiny awardsConnor Morrison's awesome song: Something to Beli...
Opera Anyone? Glamping all summer long
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny and Hein discuss their version of camping which is not really camping at all. Henry's love of Opera and the dream retirement age.Connor Mo...
Strange New Worlds Intro to the show & The Handmaid's Tale review
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny and Hein discuss their sunburns and self-care rituals to their favorite boxing movies and the absurdity of modern TV shows. They share humorous...
Won't You Be My Neighbor....meow, meow, meow
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Pod, Jumpin' Johnny and Baron Von Heintoffen explore a variety of themes ranging from nostalgic music and comedy albums to personal anecdo...
Latest beauty treatment for a non surgical face lift
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cold therapy for the Secrets of Mormon Wives
Is your backyard also the "Blair Witch Project"?
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stella must catch an injure all things in the backyard
Diapers changing is like going to war
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dive on that thing like it is a LIVE grenade
Stay married?
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cuddle more
SOS Alert! Relationship Saving Help on the Way
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss personal experiences with pets and parenting to discussions about travel, beauty treatments, and the quirks of modern living. We share secr...
Men are Pigs. Reason #1,523
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Mom! Don't get sick, dad will be gone so fast your head will spin.
Hound dog's unusual tree decoration skills
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back up and launch.
Bugatti tire cost
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are too stupid to know how much 8,000 pounds is in dollars.
As if we need another reason to hate cats
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hein has a world of nature in his yard. Just keep the cats away from the baby robins
Hot in the summer time, foodie edition
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this lively conversation, Johnny and Hein explore a variety of humorous and relatable topics, from the challenges of dog ownership and allergies to...
Summertime celebration for the 4th of July
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny and Hein discuss their summer plans, including camping trips, family gatherings, and home renovations. They share humorous anecdotes about thei...
Facial Acid Peels and Vintage toaster talk
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Johnny and Heiny explore unique collections like vintage toasters. 3 must have albums in the 70’s. We delve into health trends, culinary adventures,...
Funerals, DIY burials and over sharing on Podcasts
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hein and Johnny discuss why the cost of cremation has significantly increased over the years.There are now eco-friendly options for afterlife arrangem...
Gettin' Olde
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this engaging conversation, we explore the absurdity of penis enlargement ads to nostalgic family activities and the challenges of aging. We share ...
WC Fields nose job
07 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How can i make me look MORE like Jimmy Durante
Real Men Drink Whiskey Straight, like real Americans
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We laugh about terrible medication side effects, napping, aging, camping stories, opioid crisis. They share personal anecdotes, discuss health concern...
Prom, graduation and other such nonsense. Nonnas with Vince Vaughn
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We rate the grandma movie on Netflix and talk about commencement speeches, college pranks, vintage cars, wedding drama, food snobbery, movie reviews, ...
Hein knows about Crocs and Camping Johnny in Williamsburg
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Camping Johnny and Heinymann explore the nuances of camping, RV life, and the great outdoors, while sharing humorous anecdotes about bees, wasps, and ...
Mars, Cannabis gummy production and our love of CHEESE
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore a variety of themes ranging from nostalgia for broadcasting history to the challenges of fame and artistic expression. They reflect on thei...
Live from Florida with Henry's feet on the beach
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore a variety of topics ranging from nostalgic pop culture references to their recent vacation adventures in Florida. They share humorous anecd...
Gators, chickens and air boat rides with Marlon Perkins
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss springtime activities, Air Boat adventures, gardening, and personal experiences with pets and wildlife. We delve into the joys of growing b...
Connor Morrison is in the House
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Connor Morrison's latest song: Something to Believehttps://open.spotify.com/track/77XUQn6BcSYAfUv0qhJDY7?si=50144b5526634b28SummaryIn this engagi...
Disney gave me PTSD at WDW
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Were you one of the 'damaged' children from the Alien Encounter? We all need a world wide support group for the after effects from that crazy ...
Florida stories
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gators are everywhere in FLA, puppies must be XTRA careful. @floridaman
What really jazzes up a party?! Karaoke about the steel business in the great lakes region
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henry loves to party late into the evening. Chris not so much we hear. Just put on a Gordon Lightfoot song to drive your guests out of your house.
Sam Elliott's mustache got me pregnant!
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our childhood dreams of being cowboys to humorous anecdotes about fireworks mishaps and close encounters with law enforcement. We share stories about ...
Clone a Wooly Mammoth Puppy, Jurassic Park DNA style
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore a range of topics from household challenges like dental floss in vacuums to culinary delights including escargot. We reminisce about high s...
The Springtime Side Hustle Pod
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this engaging conversation, Johnny and Hein explore a variety of topics ranging from their love for baseball, particularly the Yankees, to their pe...
Dogs, mysteries and bears, oh my #2
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore our favorite mystery TV shows on Paramount+ and the quirks of farm life to the challenges of aging and self-image. We share our experiences...
We want a real life Jurassic Park experience on the freeway #RaquelWelsh #jurassicPark
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First step Wooly Mice, second step Wooly Mammoths charging at us on the freeway
This poorly designed felony would have us all in prison if we did it today. Failed PROM invites from the 80's #prom
22 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Facebook no longer has anyone under 50 logged in, so all of us old folks can post all we want without getting, 'okay BOOMER' #facebook
Spring Cleanse Anyone? Crystals, magnets and oil OH MY!
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this engaging conversation, we explore various themes surrounding mindfulness, self-care, and holistic practices. We delve into personal anecdotes ...
Banshees of Inisherin staring Colin Farrell, St. Patty week
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Saint Patricks week! We want more dinos running around! Books with Johnny as the narrator: Eve of Grim (scary, mature, fantasy) Leilani Raven ...
The Sibling Rivalry Podcast - Time for your midlife crisis
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore various themes including the complexities of family dynamics and goals we set as teenagers, and the importance of mental health. They delve...
Elvis Presley's Clam Bake - The Semi Annual Heiny Awards
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we celebrate our six-month anniversary by presenting the Heiny Awards, Cake Conquests and Cake failures. We delve into Oscar nominations, Hollyw...
Love Story, The Telsa Truck and Lip Filler
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about lip filler, celebrity crushes, timeless romance movie Love Story, and our feelings about the Tesla truck, airport experiences, technolog...
The Valentines Special - Bridesmaids / Magic Mike appreciation week
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore the themes of love and nostalgia as we celebrate L O V E week. They share humorous anecdotes from their childhood Valentine's Day experienc...
Family Relationships
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We explore various aspects of family relationships, from family dynamics and bathroom etiquette to eternally clogged drains. We give a lot of relation...
The Heretic with Hugh Grant, Chloe East and Sophie Thatcher
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discover new ways of thinking about winter, snow, skiing, snail mucus, pets, leftovers, humor, conversation, podcast, mold, submarine, plumbing, di...
UFOs, Groundhogs and Expiration Dates: The Final Battle
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henry is a mighty hunter of all things. Johnny wants to hunt only one groundhog that eats his garden. Time seems to fly as we age. Expiration dates...
Late Night with David Letterman ~ Henry's Kevin Bacon 'look'
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henry is using a new coffee machine and believes in UFOs. We share personal stories about family dynamics, particularly the experience of empty nest s...
Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary on MAX, Henry LOVES Kenny Loggins
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary Henry's Dental health professional tried to sand off his gums during his latest visit. Family dynamics shape our perspec...
Happy New Year BONUS Podcast
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henry and Johnny have some BIG plans for the upcoming year. Most of them seem to be related to idiotic ideas that should not be part of a normal adult...
New Years Eve Special
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hein and Johnny go over our resolutions for New Years Eve and mostly we seem to talk about poop. What else is new? Books with Johnny as the narrator:...
Christmas Special
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch A Christmas Story https://amzn.to/4flGmbN In this festive episode of 'Checking In with Hein and Johnny', the hosts share their personal Christm...
Penultimate Episode before Christmas, Winter is Coming
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hein has the answer for relationships around the world! Have a person on your list that is hard to buy for? Tushy Bidet Tushy https://amzn.to/4i5SK21...
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Bad Sisters, Day of the Jackyl
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a person on your list that is hard to buy for? Get them the easiest soft ice maker for Christmas: https://amzn.to/4fJnpAA or A great BBQ grill...
Hallmark's Sugar Plum Twist & Keith Richards best live solo cuts
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch the Peanuts special A Charlie Brown Christmas https://amzn.to/3O3hnOW Listen to Keef's best live show Live at the Hollywood Palladium https:/...
Happy Thanksgiving! Planes, Trains and Automobiles is awesome
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says Happy Holidays like getting scammed We dive into Thanksgiving, sharing personal memories, discussing the significance of the holiday for...
Peanuts Thanksgiving Special/The Real Housewives of SLC
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving https://amzn.to/4hIbKmI In this lively conversation, Hein and Johnny explore a variety of topics ranging from real...
Olivia Rodrigo, Guts
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hein knows we need more followers under 70 years old and dives into the greatness that is Olivia! Listen to Olivia's Sour: https://amzn.to/3AGYxdc Gu...
Billy Idol's autobiography, Dancing with Myself
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Billy Idol's autobiography, Dancing with Myself https://amzn.to/4dVps2J In this lively Halloween-themed conversation, we share spooky stor...
Dave Grohl, Nirvana/Foo Fighters Storyteller autobiography
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Dave Grohl's autobiography: https://amzn.to/4echWAM Johnny reveals how many delicious MAPLE items from the West Virginia MAPLE weekend. He...
Bob Dylan's Autobiography Chronicles 1
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hein declares early in the pod, "I want a softer look." Halloween preparations and neighborhood antics to insights from a ballet panel discussion. Th...
Wolfs AppleTV+ George Clooney and Brad Pitt
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Just Kids, Patti Smith's autobiography https://amzn.to/3U6EBqW In this episode of Checking In with Hein and Johnny, we delve into rotten hu...
Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen's autobiography
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to "Born to Run" Bruce Springsteen's ' autobiography https://amzn.to/3NjCJXX In this episode of 'Checking In with Hein and Johnny', the hosts ...
Me, by Elton John
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Me, Elton Johns' autobiography https://amzn.to/482RW9b In this episode of Checking In with Hein and Johnny, the hosts share their latest a...
Life, Keith Richards' autobiography
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Life, Keith Richards' autobiography https://amzn.to/3Nkb213 In this episode of Checking In with Hein and Johnny, the hosts dive into neighb...