Cheek Clappers
Episodes
Matthew Perry en el Congo
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Tintin in the Congo, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S reunion, Simpsons porn, and Dave Chappelle being a condescending wanker. Music used: https://spot...
Endless Norm
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I take some acid and go round to Tara's house. We talk about a lot of things including counterfeit money, Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Osam...
Happy Clapping
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about a lot of stuff on this one. Animal attacks, Deep Blue Sea, human sacrifices, buddy movies and happy slapping. Amazing t-shirts: https://...
Liam & Noel
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tara joins us on the show again and this time we have probably our biggest on-air argument ever. Before that we talk about the Taliban, Lee Ryan being...
This is Gold
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is gold. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: h...
Ashwagandha Jews
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode me and Tara have a massive argument (which ends at about 49:00) and then talk about a variety of topics including Germans, Jews, troll...
German Guy with Houmous Hands (ft. Brendon Walsh)
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brendon Walsh joins us on the show today to discuss TikTok, COVID and The World Record Podcast. This starts at around 24:50. Elsewhere I talk about th...
EMERGENCY DR. COSBY BROADCAST
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Cosby is back! And so is Tara. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg
I'm a Hoe (RIP John McAfee)
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this one I talk about ANOTHER incident at the Chinese shop, Reddit mods, sewing not being gay, bacon slaps, me being a weird little freak, Banglade...
Low Hanging Fruit
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I talk about French people being weird, accidentally bowing at a Chinese woman, a bad experience I had trying to print some documents ...
Nick Mullen: Admit that you listen to Cheek Clappers
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about a lot on this one. Firstly we talk about the fantastic phones available from Huawei™, proud sponsor of many shows. We also talk about...
Rice Cookers
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rice Cookers
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17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about a lot of things on this episode including (but not limited to) the time I scared an old man by hiding under a camo blanket, some sexuall...
Pokemon Shaggers
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we talk about which Pokemon we would have sex with. https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped
Life Inside The World's Strictest Prison: An Interview with Steven Beattie
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we hear from Steven Beattie, a tattooist and former drug-smuggler who served time in Fuchu, Japan, known as the strictest prison in th...
It's Raining
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about weed, Parma Ham, the time our shitty fake pyrex exploded, Pitchfork's terrible end of 2020 list, 69 bellend bite, the horrifying way Tar...
Brendon Walsh
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's guest is the fantastic comedian Brendon Walsh of The Bone Zone podcast (one of the funniest of all time in our opinion) and World Recor...
Noghurt
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready for Noghurt?
Happy New Year
01 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The audio on this one is a bit fucked but it's still a great episode. We talk about our sofa, Gravity, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S cast being paid 6 million and...
Christmas Clappers 2: Ya Mon
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas!
Porn
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is a great episode. We talk about drinking cleaning solvents, the time I wanted to squirt cleaning liquid in my boss Adam's face, Tara violently ...
The Junkhead Episode
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode's guest is the fantastic Harry Slime from junkhead pod. We talk a lot about creative work, self-promotion, music, comedy, martyrdom, near...
Sofa Clappers
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we find ourselves seated on two sofas - that's right: one sofa each. Once seated we discuss a variety of topics including wife rape, w...
Rumpelstiltskin
03 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Clappers Renaissance continues. We talk about Nigella Lawson, drugs, the horrors of childhood and Tara being a lot like Rumpelstiltskin. Music use...
Hello?
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Clappers is back. We talk about a lot on this one including home invasions, the AIDS virus and the time we did acid with a family member. Strap in bec...
Still Wawing
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We start out this episode by slapping some positivity into ourselves. After that we hear a very strange trip report and then have an extremely awkward...
Back to Business
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes a while to get going because we wrecked our brains with phenibut but after a while we talk about some good stuff including the time a m...
They're Gonna Taste Great
07 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this one we talk about squirting phenibut up our arses, The Frosties Kid and cuckery. We also share some recipes and celebrate Cheek Clappers reach...
Therapy Clappers
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in Clappers because this is a good one. We uncover some repressed childhood memories including an incident of Leaving Neverland-esque homoerotic...
Micro Clappers
13 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
MICRO CLAPPERS! https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped
Large and in Charge
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Roach Room. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped
SNEAKO
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by the one and only SNEAKO for a chat about creativity, bad trips, school shootings and more. https://twitter.com/TheSNEAKO htt...
Money Monday
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Money Monday! And we're back. And this time we're properly back. Things I forgot to mention in the show: soon we're going to have pop filters and...
Shane Mauss
16 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is our exclusive interview with comedian and psychedelic explorer Shane Mauss. We talk about psychedelics, quarantine, existential trauma and muc...
Tara's Return: The Demise of the Mango Demon
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I brought my bitch back from africa and now da pussy goofy
John McAfee
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one was legendary. Sit down, strap in and enjoy our interview with the man, the myth, the legend: John McAfee.
Vinny Beedle's African Adventure
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vinny Beedle's African Adventure
CORONA CLAPPERS
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The virus is coming.
The Shoenice Episode
15 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Cheek Clappers we have an incredibly special interview with the one and only Shoenice. https://www.patreon.com/CheekClappers
The Gabriel Saga (In Memoriam)
15 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
RIP to a true Cheek Clapper.
Los Cheekos Clapperos
01 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
jajajajajajaja
A Cheek Clappers Christmas Special ft. Gene DiNapoli
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A Cheek Clappers Christmas special. Merry Christmas everyone.
N-Word Chicken (I've Forgotten My Shorts)
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Back to business as usual for the Clappers. We read some children's magazines, play n-word chicken and have a fight about the show. https://www.patre...
Cuck Fetish & A Savage Fight
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Only God can judge me.
Still Clapping
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We haven't left you we're just going through some changes at the moment. You might even say, a transition.
Halloween Spooktacular
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this Spooktacular Halloween special we talk about some extremely scary things, and afterwards we eat a very spicy curry. https://www.patreon.com/Ch...
The Vennu Mallesh Episode
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features our EXCLUSIVE interview with Indian pop sensation Vennu Mallesh. It's a cracker. Elsewhere me and Tara take some GHB and talk ab...
Bestiality
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we hear from a man who has sexual relationships with dogs. Elsewhere me and Tara talk about infidelity revenge, false rape accusations...
Vore
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Me and Tara fight quite a lot on this episode, we were getting on quite well but now I think we're both a bit depressed and stressed out. We talk abou...
The Joker
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We finally review The Joker - buckle up because it's a bumpy ride. We also talk about TinTin, Terry Crewes and David Attenborough's sexual obsession ...
The Megasode
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This is The Megasode. This is made from 2 episodes recorded just before the Morning Express sessions. If you get confused don't think about it - just ...
Night Night Clappers
06 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Get tucked in and get ready for the clapping of your life. Music used: https://spoti.fi/2MX1dpX
Morning Express
06 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
CHOO CHOOOOOOO! It's The Morning Express. A quick bit of morning spice for all you hungry Clappers out there. Music used: https://youtu.be/ppTm2RpHjwk
Corpsed & Ignored
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This one takes a while to get going because of Tara's BLABBERING but after a while I manage to take control of the situation and get our ship back on ...
PREASE, I DON'T WANT TRUBBOO!
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This one is good but maybe not as good as 4 or 6. We talk about Jackie Chan abusing his infant son, how many hamsters we could take in a fight, Tara g...
Shames Charles
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This is a good one. We talk about Tara wanting to fuck James Charles and also other things like Japanese people and Richard Simmons. Music used: https...
Dolphin Erotica
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this one we make some Dolphin Erotica and also some Bugs Bunny Erotica. Music used: https://youtu.be/y3vrKKL80O8 https://www.patreon.com/CheekClapp...
Slightly Awkward Second Episode
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This one is good but not Peak Clappers.
The Tara Show
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Things get a bit heated and we drop some company names.