Chris Simms Unbuttoned
Episodes
2025 Draft RB Ranks + GUEST: Chris Johnson
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "Do chickens roost?"(3:30) 2025 RB overview: “A phenomenal class”(6:55) #1 RB Ashton Jeanty (Boise State)(18:55) DraftKings: Which team wil...
2025 Draft TE: Three in Round 1?
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "If you had Travis Hunter out of your Top 5, Phillip wasn't coming home"(10:30) NEWS: Giants sign Russell Wilson(17:30) Stefon Diggs to Patriot...
2025 Draft WR Ranks: Clickbait? I'm right-bait!
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "Dad! My friends think you're an idiot!"(2:20) Victory Lap: We kept receipts from the reaction to Chris’ 2024 WR rankings(22:15) #1 WR Travis...
Vikings pass on Rodgers; Best arm in 2025 Draft
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(7:40) NEWS: Vikings not pursuing Aaron Rodgers(15:55) Giants plans at #3 pick(25:50) YouTube comments: The homies clear up our missed "lamb & tuna fi...
2025 Draft QB Ranks: Shedeur Sanders Tier 1?
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris talks about his hits & misses(9:00) 2025 vs 2024 QB class(16:00) #1 QB Cam Ward (Miami)(33:30) #2 QB Shedeur Sanders (Colorado)(53:35) #3...
Free Agency Report Cards: 49ers mass exodus, Vikings going for it, and QB Ceilings
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(05:25) GOING FOR IT: Vikings adding defensive players to take the burden off Brian Flores. Could Aaron Rodgers be the missing piece?(15:00) Commander...
Free Agency Live Reactions: Bears & Pats buying
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The NFL offseason is already interrupting Chris' dinners(4:50) Panthers: Courting DT Milton Williams, CB Jaycee Horn extension(8:45) Giants sig...
Offseason Burning Questions: Cam Ward worth #1?
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Tom Pelissero & Bud Bundy make an appearance(4:55) #1 Where does the QB Carousel stop?(31:00) #2 Where do Cam Ward & other rookie QBs go?(41:30...
Scouting Combine winners: Jaxson Dart kills it
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Welcome to Episode 700!(12:10) 49ers trade Deebo Samuel to Commanders(22:10) Jets shopping Davante Adams before release(24:10) Rams give Matthe...
Abdul Carter's injury + Travis Hunter's best position
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Prospects wow Chris with their charisma(4:40) Georgia's Malaki Starks leads a surprising safety group(16:25) Penn State EDGE Abdul Carter won’...
Matt Stafford trade? + How to Watch the Combine
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris is ready to embrace technology(10:30) Offseason News Kickoff: Matthew Stafford, Sam Darnold, Myles Garrett, & Bengals contracts(31:35) Sc...
Deion Sanders, Eli Manning, Emmitt Smith, Ed Reed, Chris Johnson & LenDale White, Pacman Jones
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "That was a bad memory, more like a nightmare"(1:20) Deion Sanders on Shedeur's maturity & if he’ll ever coach in the NFL(14:05) Eli Manning ...
Justin Jefferson, Tyreek Hill, Josh Jacobs, Malik Nabers, Puka Nacua, Jahmyr Gibbs & David Montgomery, Rome Odunze
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "We've got some BALLERS"(1:10) Vikings WR Justin Jefferson on when he knew Sam Darnold was special(13:30) Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill regrets sayi...
Jayden Daniels, Michael Penix Jr, Jameis Winston, Kevin O'Connell, George Kittle, Jalen Milroe
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "I'm translucent"(1:10) Commanders QB Jayden Daniels is still in “pissed-off mode”(11:50) Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. on replacing Kirk Co...
Pick 6: "The Chiefs were not ready for this"
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris and Ahmed try to remember the plot of Peter Pan(3:35) #1 Patrick Mahomes vs Vic Fangio(33:10) #2 Jalen Hurts vs Steve Spagnuolo(51:35) #3...
Super Bowl LIX Recap: Eagles all-stars dominate
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The Super Bowl banner knew the script!(9:30) Eagles stifle Patrick Mahomes(24:00) Praise for Howie Roseman & Nick Sirianni(30:10) Jalen Hurts, ...
Super Bowl LIX Picks on Bourbon Street
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Welcome to our 3rd ever LIVE SHOW!(2:55) Chiefs vs Eagles opening thoughts(18:30) Audience questions(58:40) Super Bowl LIX Picks Hosted by Simp...
Myles Garrett trade + Super Bowl Top Non-QBs
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "Jalen Hurts is yelling 'F*** you Simms!' to me right here"(4:30) BREAKING NEWS: Myles Garrett requests trade(11:55) Super Bowl LIX Most Import...
Pick 6: Super Bowl MVP + Mahomes vs Fangio
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris is not a pie guy(9:35) #1 Super Bowl LIX: Eagles offense vs Chiefs defense(49:45) #2 Press Conference Power Rankings(1:00:45) #3 Super Bo...
NFL Conference Championship Recap: Chiefs Again
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Why did Big Phil have to escape a party at his own house?(4:25) Chiefs def. Bills 32-29(30:25) Eagles def. Commanders 55-23(48:30) Super Bowl L...
NFL Conference Championship Picks: "Teen wolf!"
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "All these years I thought bro had a fake rug"(6:35) NFC Championship: #6 Commanders at #2 Eagles(31:35) AFC Championship: #2 Bills at #1 Chi...
Pick 6: Chiefs & Bills "tactically aggressive"
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "I'm gonna give up alcohol until the Lions win the Super Bowl"(5:05) #1 Coaching News: Bears hire Ben Johnson, Jets close with Aaron Glenn, Pat...
NFL Divisional Recap: "Simms, you're useless!"
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed's son had a good question after the Lions loss(4:00) #2 Bills def. #3 Ravens 27-25(22:00) #1 Chiefs def. #4 Texans 23-14(45:55) #2 Eagles...
NFL Divisional Picks: "Field GOLD?"
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris will not let the fiend/fien debate die.(8:25) #4 Texans at #1 Chiefs(17:40) #6 Commanders at #1 Lions(28:55) #4 Rams at #2 Eagles(41:05) ...
Pick 6: "I picked you! Stop yelling at me!"
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "I had a twinkle in my brain"(4:30) #1 AFC Divisional Preview: #3 Ravens at #2 Bills(30:50) #2 AFC Divisional Preview: #4 Texans at #1 Chiefs(4...
NFL Wild Card Recap: "Commanders! The bank shot!"
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris mourns the Texas loss to Ohio State(5:00) #2 Eagles def. #7 Packers 22-10(18:50) #2 Bills def. #7 Broncos 31-7(35:00) #3 Ravens def. #6 S...
NFL Wild Card Picks: "A lion ate Chris!"
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) A viewer compares Mike to Nosferatu(11:10) SATURDAY: #5 Chargers at #4 Texans(19:40) #6 Steelers at #3 Ravens(28:55) SUNDAY: #7 Broncos at #2 B...
Pick 6: Wild Card Preview + Bracket Challenge
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "We were mentally preparing ourselves for disaster."(05:05) #1: AFC Wild Card Previews - #5 Chargers at #4 Texans(15:00) #1: AFC Wild Card Prev...
NFL Week 18 Recap: Lions take 1 seed
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed doesn't like who Chris is hugging(5:25) Buccaneers def. Saints 27-19(12:15) Panthers def. Falcons 44-38 (OT)(17:25) Broncos def. Chiefs 3...
NFL Week 18 Picks: "You're feening for it!"
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) We judge the photos of Florio's pizza(8:35) SATURDAY: Browns at Ravens(10:50) Bengals at Steelers(14:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Falcons(16:4...
NFL Week 17 Recap: Sammy the Savior, Saquon2k
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "You complete me"(3:00) Vikings def. Packers 27-25(15:40) Eagles def. Cowboys 41-7(22:30) Bills def. Jets 40-14(30:30) Buccaneers def. Panthers...
NFL Week 17 Picks: "The cheese isn't cooked!"
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris tells a story about an ill-fated double date.(5:35) TNF: Seahawks at Bears(8:50) SATURDAY: Chargers at Patriots(11:30) Broncos at Benga...
NFL Week 16 Recap: Jayden Daniels stuns Eagles
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "It's perfect football harmony!"(1:00) Commanders def. Eagles 36-33(12:20) Vikings def. Seahawks 27-24(22:20) Lions def. Bears 34-17(30:00) Bil...
NFL Week 16 Picks: "Dr. Doom! As a reindeer!"
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The guys pay tribute to Randy Moss(8:15) TNF: Broncos at Chargers(11:30) SATURDAY: Texans at Chiefs(14:40) Steelers at Ravens(17:45) SUNDAY EAR...
Pick 6: Falcons turn to Penix + REAL contenders
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Simms-stradamu strikes again(2:10) #1 Falcons bench Kirk Cousins for Michael Penix Jr.(23:45) #2 Josh Allen dices up Detroit D(46:45) #3 Eagles...
NFL Week 15 Recap: Josh Allen MVP, Winning heals Eagles
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris needed an extra-large helmet for his extra-large head.(2:00) Eagles def. Steelers 27-13(11:20) Bills def. Lions 48-42(23:50) Chiefs def. ...
NFL Week 15 Picks: "Did you get murdered in a dream?!"
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike remembers Christmas specials, and Chris promotes Rudolph tonight on NBC(6:45) TNF: Rams at 49ers(11:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Panther...
Pick 6: Eagles offense drama + Sam Darnold re-resurges
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "Everybody is looking for a free trip to psycho-land"(3:00) #1 Eagles passing game drama(25:25) #2 Bills D showing cracks?(40:05) #3 Lions D sh...
NFL Week 14 Recap: "They doinked it in!"
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Devin comes in strong with the top button swag.(1:55) Rams def. Bills 44-42(9:45) Seahawks def. Cardinals 30-18(16:20) 49ers def. Bears 38-13(2...
NFL Week 14 Picks: "Smokey smokey drinky drinky pizza pizza"
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike and Chris pitch a new slogan for Little Caesars(7:00) TNF: Packers at Lions(11:30) SUNDAY EARLY: Jets at Dolphins(14:15) Falcons at Viking...
Pick 6: Contender Red Flags + Eagles lean on Lamar
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Is it time for Ahmed to paper bag it?(5:20) #1 Eagles D leans on Lamar Jackson(25:35) #2 Russell Wilson cooks Bengals D(34:45) #3 Chargers D pi...
NFL Week 13 Recap: "The new best team in football"
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) We learn about the cha-cha slide.(3:15) Eagles def. Ravens 24-19(13:40) Steelers def. Bengals 44-38(21:05) Chargers def. Falcons 17-13(26:50) T...
NFL Week 13 Picks: "I'm a-scared of Kirk-a-Cousins!"
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Aaron Jones has confirmed that players watch this show.(9:40) THANKSGIVING: Bears at Lions(13:10) Giants at Cowboys(16:45) Dolphins at Packers(...
NFL Week 12 Recap: "Start the Saquon MVP talk"
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "The most explosive simple team I've ever seen"(3:05) Cowboys def. Commanders 34-26(13:25) Titans def. Texans 32-27(20:45) Vikings def. Bears 3...
NFL Week 12 Picks: "I like dirty, I don't like gross"
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The YouTube comments still aren't sure if Mike looks at the spreads.(8:15) TNF: Steelers at Browns(14:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Chiefs at Panthers(17:3...
Pick 6: Jets fire GM, Steelers ground Lamar, & Bo Nix leaps
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) It's Episode 666! Uh oh...(2:40) Jets fire Joe Douglas(8:15) #1 Steelers D grounds Ravens offense(29:05) #2 Chargers D bends (& breaks?) vs Ben...
NFL Week 11 Recap: "It's learn something week!"
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "I'll predict that the Chargers hang on to win this game"(2:55) Bills def. Chiefs 30-21(14:45) Steelers def. Ravens 18-16(21:25) Packers def. B...
NFL Week 11 Picks: "We're cooking steaks for the fox"
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris tells us the strange things Big F*cker Phil has been up to.(6:35) TNF: Commanders at Eagles(11:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Packers at Bears(14:40) ...
Pick 6: Bears fire OC + Colts go back to Richardson
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) They guys are rising up the "eliter board"(3:55) #1 Bears fire OC Shane Waldron(27:45) #2 Steelers D gives Jayden Daniels first struggles(48:35...
NFL Week 10 Recap: "By an inch!!!"
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Is Ahmed's new Lions rugby shirt bad luck?(2:40) Chiefs def. Broncos 16-14(13:15) 49ers def. Buccaneers 23-20(20:15) Steelers def. Commanders 2...
NFL Week 10 Picks: "A comeback for Chris Simms?"
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike has a plan to get his preciousssssss(8:20) TNF: Bengals at Ravens(13:55) GERMANY: Giants at Panthers(17:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Patriots at Bear...
Pick 6: Trade Grades + What's Wrong With Stroud?
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris loves the word "surgical"(4:30) #1 Trade Upgrades: Grading them 1 to 10(25:25) #2 Texans offense & C.J. Stroud struggling(42:55) #3 2 Sta...
NFL Week 9 Recap: "Vote Fareed! Simms Sucks!"
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris' daughter finally understands what he does for a living.(3:40) Lions def. Packers 24-14(13:30) Bills def. Dolphins 30-27(20:10) Commander...
NFL Week 9 Picks: "It's a costume! Florio likes the pod now!"
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris copes with the Yankees meltdown(5:20) TNF: Texans at Jets(9:50) SUNDAY EARLY: Cowboys at Falcons(12:55) Broncos at Ravens(16:00) Dolphins...
Pick 6: Colts bench Richardson + Caleb's "worst game"
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Happy Goosey Night!(3:05) #1 Colts bench Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco(14:36) #2 Jayden Daniels Hail Mary spoils Caleb Williams late surge(...
NFL Week 8 Recap: "I'm allergic to silly string!"
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris critiques Ahmed's sideline catch in Wisconsin(3:25) Commanders def. Bears(14:50) Browns def. Ravens(21:20) Texans def. Colts(26:50) Falco...
NFL Week 8 Picks: "I'm hot right out of the gates!"
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike wants Berry to take his place...unless he doesn't?(6:30) TNF: Vikings at Rams(10:25) SUNDAY EARLY: Eagles at Bengals(13:55) Ravens at Brow...
Pick 6: Spags stifles Shanahan + Jared Goff MVP?
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris gets love for his Brian Thomas Jr. draft ranking(4:30) #1 Spagnuolo stifles Shanahan(24:05) #2 Packers D quiets Texans(34:55) #3 Jets fal...
NFL Week 7 Recap: "He gives 2 nothings about nothing"
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris loves London days(2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18(12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29(21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22(29:40) Seahawks def. Fal...
NFL Week 7 Picks: "I pull scores out of my butt!"
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day.(6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints(10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars(13:10) SUNDAY...
Pick 6: Davante Adams & Amari Cooper trades + Drake Maye's debut
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is?(3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class"(12:30) #2 Jets trade for D...
NFL Week 6 Recap: NFC North dominates + Ravens top O in NFL?
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class"(3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23(12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9(22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 i...
NFL Week 6 Picks: "Joe Burrow is LITERALLY on fire"
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks(11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears(14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens(19:15) Cardinals at Packers(21:25) Texans ...
Pick 6: Jets fire Robert Saleh, Josh Allen struggles
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights(2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now?(19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense n...
NFL Week 5 Recap: Ravens & Texans walk off + Rookie QBs come through
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed is a role model, despite his bad habits(4:50) Ravens def. Bengals 41-38 (OT)(11:15) Texans def. Bills 23-20(16:45) Jaguars def. Colts 3...
NFL Week 5 Picks: "You Wore THAT?!"
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Despite being salty at Simms for not doing the morning show every day, Florio offers some free advice on how to pick games better(5:30) TNF: ...
Pick 6: Davante Adams destinations & Garrett Wilson frustrations
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the ...
NFL Week 4 Recap: Vikings best in NFC? Chiefs win again
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-...
NFL Week 4 Picks: "Assive Aggressive!"
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons(13:20) Bengal...
Pick 6: Jayden Daniels shines; Trevor Lawrence is lost?
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The battle of Chris vs the Desk continues(3:50) #1 Jayden Daniels: "He's UNFLAPPABLE."(20:00) #2 Bo Nix: "They opened it up."(28:30) Underdog...
NFL Week 3 Recap: Saquon smashes Saints & Rams stun 49ers
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) A YouTube commenter notices Chris' flippers(3:30) Vikings def. Texans(10:40) Eagles def. Saints(17:45) Ravens def. Cowboys(26:20) Steelers d...
NFL Week 3 Picks: "A pledge pin?!?!"
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) We've improved Florio's headshot.(5:20) TNF: Patriots at Jets(10:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Browns(13:45) Bears at Colts(16:05) Texans at Viki...
Pick 6: Kyle Shanahan's kryptonite + Bryce Young's future
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) "I think you could be a comedian if you wanted to."(4:20) #1 Falcons stunning comeback over Eagles(14:50) #2 Saints new-look offense destroys C...
NFL Week 2 Recap: Saints crush Cowboys, Raiders stun Ravens
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions(29:00) Raiders def...
NFL Week 2 Picks: "Get the papers, get the papers"
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens(13:05) Chargers at ...
Pick 6: Caleb Williams, Aaron Rodgers, Kirk Cousins concerns?
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.(9:30) #1 Caleb Will...
NFL Week 1 Recap: Defense Wins + Lions-Rams OT Finish
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Welcome back to our live reactions to a past game(2:00) Texans def. Colts(8:15) Bills def. Cardinals(12:25) Dolphins def. Jaguars(17:45) Bea...
NFL Week 1 Picks: "Pizza for breakfast!"
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Mikes gloats about last season, and waxes poetic about pizza.(6:00) KICKOFF: Ravens at Chiefs(9:40) BRAZIL FRIDAY NIGHT: Packers vs Eagles(13:3...
2024 Predictions Pod!
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Nostrasimmsus is back(7:40) NFC Playoff Predictions(30:47) AFC Playoff Predictions(54:50) Super Bowl LIX(57:15) Awards: MVP, Damn! Okay Player ...
Interview with Patrick Mahomes
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Will this become an annual tradition?(1:05) Super Bowl LVIII: "I saw in Mecole's eyes, he was kind of shocked."(5:25) Andy Reid: "He's not a ye...
Preseason Recap: Better, Worse, or Same?
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Connor and his pecs are back at the desk(3:20) Patriots: Is Drake Maye ready to start?(11:15) Commanders: Is Jayden Daniels set up to succeed?...
Rookie Report Card (non-QB Edition)
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Welcome, let's talk rookie non-QBs(3:30) Marvin Harrison Jr: “Preseason snaps won’t do guys like this justice”(6:00) Malik Nabers:...
Preseason Wow-O-Meter & WTF Is Happening
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Back from the Olympics and ... sick of French Fries?(5:00) New Unbuttoned theme song perhaps ... with a country vibe?(7:30) Wow-O-Meter(8:30) C...
JJ McCarthy, Brandon Aiyuk, & Players to Watch
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris welcomes back his "work mistress"(2:55) Vikings: JJ McCarthy injury fallout, but some bright flashes from Dallas Turner.(9:20) 49ers: Wha...
Rookie QBs, Scary Backups, & "The Chiefs Effect"
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) It's a solo dolo day for Chris.(2:45) The Chiefs Effect: There's a reason a lot of starters, including Joe Burrow, played this weekend.(11:30) ...
NFL Betting Strategies w/ Bet The Edge
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(3:20) NFL Futures: When to bet them?(8:45) MVP: Patrick Mahomes, C.J. Stroud, Brock Purdy, Josh Allen, and Jared Goff(21:00) Coach of the Year: Zac T...
#AskMeAnything + How to Throw
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) The guys have last day of school vibes.(2:20) What's My Grip?: Chris tries to go 25-for-25, and then critiques the throwing motion of a homie....
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown concludes w/ Top 6
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris has transitioned to tequila time(5:20) #6 Justin Herbert: "Herbo-tron. He’s a machine."(24:35) #5 Matthew Stafford: "One of the most ...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #10-7 + All-Time NFL Strongmen
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris is still trying to sell his Casey Kasem impression (much to our chagrin).(5:30) #10 Jared Goff: "One of the biggest turnarounds I've seen...
Justin Jefferson megadeal + Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #14-11
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Summer is in the air, but Simms is still in the tape room.(6:35) Justin Jefferson deal: What took so long? (15:00) #14 Aaron Rodgers: "Can he...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #19-15: "Solid starter, but..."
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed's parents are disappointed in him after Tuesday's "incident"(10:15) #19 Geno Smith: "For a supposed placeholder, the Seahawks ask him to ...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #25-20: "Sh** or Get Off the Pot!"
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed is pumped for his favorite tier of the Countdown(6:20) #25 Justin Fields (PIT): “Showing growth as a passer, but still not where you’...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #30-26: "Ready Rookies"
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ahmed compares the drinks at the Preakness and the Kentucky Derby.(9:00) #30 J.J. McCarthy: “Stop reading the stats.”(22:00) #29 Bo Nix: ...
Tua Tagovailoa, Jared Goff & #AskMeAnything with Phil Simms
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Phil talks about Chris' cursing origins and playing sick(6:30) Drake Maye: Can he join the (many) other QBs who fixed their mechanics?(15:20) B...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #35-31: "The Young & The Reckless"
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Ben Roethlisberger was underrated, even if he didn't know his grip.(4:30) Behind the Curtain: What changed in this year's Top 40 process?(7:30)...
Simms Top 40 QB Countdown #40-36: "My last pain in the ass"
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Shoutout to our YouTube viewers(3:45) Simms Top 40 QB Countdown: "This is a QB depth chart, and it's about RIGHT NOW."(6:30) 2023 QB Countdown ...
NFC Burning Questions; "I know his grip"
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Chris and Ahmed brainstorm more ideas for the upcoming Top 40 QB Countdown(4:00) NFC West Burning Questions: 49ers CB concerns, Rams post-Aaro...
AFC Burning Questions + "The old crotch sleeves!"
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Were Ahmed's pits sweaty at the Derby?(6:25) AFC West Burning Questions: Chiefs post-L'Jarius Sneed, Raiders starting QB, Bo Nix, and Jim Harba...
2024 Rookie Predictions: This year's Puka Nacua?
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Who sounds like the Billy Madison lunch lady?(2:30) More 2024 Draft thoughts: Which 4 teams got "A" grades from Connor? Plus the guys disagree ...
Best Picks of 2024 Draft: "We both slur when we're sober"
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(0:00) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and other draft party songs(3:45) 2024 Draft QBs: Is Bo Nix 137 picks better than Spencer Rattler?(9:50) Falcons:...