ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories
Episodes
CLANCYPASTA | "My Baby Started Laughing in the Middle of the Cemetery" by NorthSelection9
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Man in Blue" by AsDeathBeckons
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Never Wave to the Traveling Man"
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody knew what happened to Billy... enjoy tonight's story, by SpookBrain! : https://www.facebook.com/SpookBrain/ ExpressVPN ► https://expressvpn....
CLANCYPASTA | "Into the Doll House" by Ayaneve
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I'm Rotting From The Inside" by never-silent
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Opened My Sister's Photoshop Files" by HybridPumpkin
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Unintended snooping leads to a horrifying discovery... enjoy tonight's horror story, by HybridPumpkin! ExpressVPN ► https://expressvpn.com/clancypa...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Stalker's Maze" by Deeify
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Missed Call" by Deeify
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Found an Underwater Town" by BrokenPsychology
13 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Went Searching Through Home Videos. Something Doesn't Add Up." | 2 Horror Stories
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some memories are best left forgotten... enjoy tonight's horror stories, the first by Anonymouseeker000, and the second by insomnia_storyteller! Expr...
CLANCYPASTA | "Did You Ever Hear About the Gospel of Judas Iscariot?" by ktMcSqueezy
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Dug Up A Grave for $10,000" by Christopher Maxim
31 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Not the best move... enjoy tonight's story, by Christopher Maxim! And here's the link to donate to him to help him out because of the COVID cris...
CLANCYPASTA | "It Lives in the Music" by Deeify
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Backwards Book" by final_Report
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Fiona's Misfortunes" by Sammy Scott
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I'm Going Mad in the Mirror" by The_Klarr
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Bought a Used TV That Can Showe Me The Future." by CarlB1961
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "My Mother and I Aren't All That Different." | 2 Horror Stories
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Went to Camp to Escape Bullying. I Was Lucky to Get Out Alive." by SapphireLion15
25 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Qualm" by T. A. Robins (WatchfulBirds)
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Everyone's a God, We Just Don't Know It" by alyssagalloo
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Reason We Can't Go Through Mirrors..." | 2 Horror Stories
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"... is because the thing inside always blocks your way."... enjoy tonight's freaky tales, the first by southyy1234, and the second by SapphireLion15!...
CLANCYPASTA | "My Childhood Friend Was a Reaper" by Deeify
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "My Family and I Started a Garden, but Something Went Very Wrong" by rotsoil
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Underneath the Lemon Tree" by jguzman59
12 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "It Stood Outside My Window" by NorthSelection9
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "My Neighborhood Watchman Always Told Me Something Lived Behind My Door." by potato_on_puberty
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Do You Come Here Often?" by AuthorJoJo
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Witcher" by SapphireLion15
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe the farmer just likes a good ghost story... enjoy tonight's tale, written by SapphireLion15! MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastas...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Moonlight Store" | 2 Horror Stories
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's a store with anything you could ever wish for... at a price. Enjoy tonight's stories; the first by BrokenPsychology, and the second by s...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Adults All Make Sure We're Asleep When Curfew Arrives. I Finally Found Out Why." by headphoneslynx
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Asked My Dying Mom About Death. Her Answer Still Haunts Me to This Day" | 2 Scary Stories
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight's episode features two uniquely freaky, short tales; the first written by devillived44, and the second by SapphireLion15! Hope you all h...
CLANCYPASTA | "He Was Scared of Rabbits, We Didn't Listen" by DownInTheMoore
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps they should have listened... Enjoy tonight's horrifying tale written by DownInTheMoore! MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastor...
CLANCYPASTA | "My Son's Imaginary Friend..." by Jon Thomas
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some imaginary friends are better than others... enjoy tonight's story, written by Jon Thomas! Check out the author's website here: https://jonthomasw...
CLANCYPASTA | "I got in the shower, and I think I came out in a different dimension." | 2 Scary Stories
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight's episode features two horrifying tales! Enjoy tonight's stories, the first written by haaleyburke, the second by realspoopystuff! MERC...
CLANCYPASTA | "Never Tell" by DT Berkowitz
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Me and My Boyfriend Saw the Trees Bleeding" by Sophie Cole
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "A Bad Trip Showed Me Something That I Still Don't Know How to Explain" by Zacharius Frost
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Friends... the woods... a "trip" gone awry... enjoy tonight's tale, everyone. Catch new episodes first on YouTube: https://youtube.com/clancypa...
CLANCYPASTA | "Blackbird" by Sammy Scott
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes, healing can only be found within... enjoy tonight's horror story, written by the one and only Sammy Scott! Catch new episodes first on You...
CLANCYPASTA | "A Simple Experiment Showed Us The Twisted Nature of Reality" by ZachariusFrost
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The truth was always there, waiting to be found... Listen to new episodes on YouTube first: https://youtube.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://t...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Came Across a Streamer Stuck in Kippie's Mall" by AuthorJoJo
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Just Moved to a Small Town, and There's Something Wrong with the People Living Here" by ScaryStoriesWithB.B.
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a long wait, I finally have the longest horror story narration uploaded to the channel/podcast so far. Enjoy tonight's epic story written ...
CLANCYPASTA | "Everyone in Town Loves 'Frockle's Fantastic Sour Lime Caramels" by likeeyedid
02 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A very strange candy shop... Listen first on YouTube: https://youtube.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PAT...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Can See People's Auras, and So I Can See Evil People" by SSA89
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "My Senile Mother Wrote Me a Poem on Her Deathbed..." by realspoopystuff
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"... I think it was a prophecy for the extinction of man." Catch new episodes first on YouTube: https://youtube.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Own a Tape That Changes Each Time I Watch It" by mrmichaelsquid
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Another fantastic horror story by mrmichaelsquid! Listen to new episodes FIRST on YouTube: https://youtube.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Need Help Identifying an Episode of Scooby-Doo" by JoshuaAndrew1985
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a while since I've read a new "lost episodes" horror story, and this one took me by surprise... Check out new episodes first on YouTube: &nb...
CLANCYPASTA | "Watch Out For Baby Shark" by Daria Vasilieva
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Used to Star in a Children's Television Show, and I Wish I Had Never Discovered That I Still Have Fans." by PeaceSim
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Saki Sanobashi: The 'Lost' Anime" by AQroger
19 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Walls Sweat" by theoddcatlady
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "A Work of Fiction" by Sammy Scott
12 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Need Help With My Hired Dog Walker" by MortifyMore
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Do Not Close Your Eyes During a Shower" by DrElsewhere
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Smile and Nod" by CGRampage
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "How to Leave Your Body" by AuthorJoJo
04 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
👻👻👻 ~ Another spooky "ritualpasta" story written by the one and only AuthorJoJo. And remember, don't actually attempt anything in this ...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Boy in the Paper Bag Mask" by EaPAtbp
04 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | I'm a Nurse, and I Work in a Department That No One is Allowed to Know About..." by thedamaged
03 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Next Time You See a Delusional Old Person, Take a Closer Look" by Jaymen-Cartli
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Watched a Webinar I Wasn't Meant to See, and Now I'm in Serious Trouble" by Kate Monet
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Fifty Years Ago, My World Was Destroyed by a Rabbit" by evilblackbunny
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a while since I've narrated a story this long, and this is definitely a special one. I hope you all are having a fantastic October, an...
CLANCYPASTA | "I've Been Hiding Under My Desk for 12 Hours" by Justin Tuts
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Discovered Plants Can Talk Yesterday, They Delivered a Warning." by AuthorJoJo
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just saw an article the other day about how plants can emit bursts of sound during stress... enjoy another fantastic tale by AuthorJoJo. MERCH ► ht...
CLANCYPASTA | "Goodbye, Arcade Boy" by Manuscriptography
28 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Sisters" by Sammy Scott
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "My Sister's Dreams Would've Brought on the Apocalypse if I Hadn't Cut Out Her Brain" by WeridBryceGuy
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Mirror Stream" by AuthorJoJo
26 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight we have a special story written EXCLUSIVELY for the channel by the horrifying AuthorJoJo! Good night... Merch ► http://teespring.com/...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Girl in the Velvet Dress" by Justin Tuts
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Here's another fantastic, horrifying, heartbreaking tale by Justin Tuts! Good night... Merch ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore S...
CLANCYPASTA | "Drip" by Matt Richardsen
22 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Red Door" by Matt Richardsen
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "I Get Very Confused Sometimes" by Ritual83
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "The Balloons in the Woods" by NorthSelection9
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Tell Me What You Saw" by DrElsewhere
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
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CLANCYPASTA | "Sailing Beyond"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "Sailing Beyond", written by flard, & narrated by ClancyP...
CLANCYPASTA | "She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars", written by flard, & n...
CLANCYPASTA | "The Game of Life"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "The Game of Life", written by A.S. Lowe, & narrated by C...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Really Wish This Giant Creepy Bird Would Just Leave Me Alone"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Really Wish This Giant Creepy Bird Would Just Leave Me Alo...
CLANCYPASTA | "11 Bodies Hanging From 21 Trees"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "11 Bodies Hanging From 21 Trees", written by nslewis, & ...
CLANCYPASTA | "There's Something Wrong with Uncle Steve's Root Cellar"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "There's Something Wrong with Uncle Steve's Root Cellar", wri...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Made a Cabinet Out of Cursed Wood"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Made a Cabinet Out of Cursed Wood", written by nslewis, &a...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Am The Man of Shadows"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Am The Man of Shadows", written by CMMuse, & narrated ...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Kept Digging, and Digging, and Digging"
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Kept Digging, and Digging, and Digging", written by nslewi...
CLANCYPASTA | I Deliver Pizzas. I Just Made the Strangest Delivery of My Life.
11 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Deliver Pizzas. I Just Made the Strangest Deli...
CLANCYPASTA | "I Genetically Altered a Billionaire's Son"
10 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
For more internet horror / creepypasta narrations, visit https://youtube.com/clancypasta "I Genetically Altered a Billionaire's Son", written by nslew...