ClosetEd
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Big Announcement About the Future of ClosetEd
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Listen for a major announcement about the future of ClosetEd! Gahhhh I'm excited about this one, pinecones.Watch all video episodes on YouTube: https:...
ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Am I a sick freak?"
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I take a listener advice question from Ben (not his real name), who asked if he's a "sick freak" because he felt arousal instead of jealous...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Charlotte Shane, Author of An Honest Woman
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I am extra excited about this week's interview, mostly because it was the result of me literally fangirl-ing my way into Charlotte Shane's DMs after r...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I bring you my very explicit conversation with the most sex-positive doctor you'll ever meet, Dr. Elliot Justin, founder of FirmTech. FirmT...
ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Should we try having a threesome?"
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the listeners who sent in questions for my advice series! Here is the very first one I've chosen to feature on this series, mostly be...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex Part 2
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get into PART 2 of this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous Apr...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get into this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous April & A...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Mattie Jo Cowsert, ex-vangelical author of God, Sex & Rich People
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I am tha-rilled to bring you my looooong, super-chatty, unfiltered conversation with Mattie Jo Cowsert, an actor and author based in New York City. Ma...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Adam Darrow, author of Seek the Risk
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, pinecones, I am getting real personal with you in this bonus interview! Adam Darrow is a man of many extreme talents - house-building, extreme s...
ClosetEd BONUS // Samia's Origin Story: Dealing With Jealousy
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I bring you another snippet of my origin story, with the sordid tale of the first time I confronted my own feelings of rage-y, crazy jealou...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Billy Procida of the Manwhore Podcast
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I'm bringing you my feisty, flirty, rambly conversation with comedian and podcaster Billy Procida, host of the Manwhore Podcast, in which h...
ClosetEd Interview Series - Kenneth Play
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, I bring you my fascinating conversation with the adult sex educator, Kenneth Play, whose Beyond Satisfied Pro video course I've b...
Happy New Year, Pinecones!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just dropping into your feed right quick to wish all you sexy babies a very happy and safe New Year's celebration! I'll be back next week with another...
Why I'm Nonbinary and You Can, Too
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Because I'm a curmudgeon who hates Christmas, here is something to tickle your earholes that has nothing to do with any of the winter holidays! A...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Amanda Dames, The Kink Consultant
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amanda Dames is a certified sex and relationship coach who specializes in helping couples navigate kink dynamics within their relationships. She'...
Samia's Origin Story: Who's Got Dibs, Getting Cheated On, Making Out in Bathrooms
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey, pinecones, Samia here. I've brought you so many stories from other people's lives, but haven't shared that much with you about my own li...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Kathy Kay of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kathy Kay is the anonymous host of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast, where anonymous guests call in and reveal their sexiest secrets, and she is an abso...
ClosetEd Interview Series: Luna Robbie of Sex Stories
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luna Robbie is an artist, podcaster, sex worker, and magical enchantress who had me charmed from the very beginning of our delightful hour-long conver...
Quick Update - Stay Tuned for Saucy New Content
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A between-seasons announcement from ClosetEd host, Samia Mounts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11: “I Literally Can Love More Than One Person. And I Find it More Fulfilling When I Do.”
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Katie is a 50-something twice-divorced mother of adult children who works as a teacher and loves helping her students reach their highest potential. Y...
10: “My First Boyfriend Suffered a Lot Because My Sex Drive Was Too High”
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mina is a young South Korean woman who lives with her parents and knows how to fit in to conservative Korean society…but in her private life, s...
9: “I’m Greedy. I Like Both. I'm not a Straight Man.”
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Troy is a Black man with a big extended family working a blue-collar job in the American Midwest. He lets people assume his sexuality, but he never ta...
8: “I’m Always Like, What’s the Hottest Orgasm You Can Get?”
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CJ is a Korean American adoptee and actor who lets people assume he’s gay or straight depending on the context they meet him in…but in re...
7: “There Was Just Sex Happening Everywhere”
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Andrea is a successful entrepreneur working in corporate America with happy kids and a handsome husband who made it clear from the get that he never w...
6: “It's Like Multiple Friends With Benefits”
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Youngho looks like a very normal Korean man with a very normal wife and a very normal life. Except he and his wife Jiyoung have regular adult play dat...
5: "It Made Me Feel Like I Would Be Doing Something Wrong By Keeping Them a Secret"
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is a straight, classically masculine Black man working in the entertainment industry…who since his teenage years has been secretly sleeping...
4: "The Military Wrote a Law Saying I Can't Have a Threesome"
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Connor and Willow are a happily married military couple who had always been monogamous…until an older military couple introduced them to swingi...
3: “I Was Getting Money Doing Something That Felt Good, That I was Good At”
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Darla is a happily married freelancer who provides for her aging parents and spreads joy and sunshine everywhere she goes. She also turns to sex work ...
2: "There’s No Affair or Anything Like That…but I Love Her"
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jason is a devout Christian, a loving father and husband, and a registered Republican who works in constitutional law. He’s also polyamorous, lo...
1: “The Lying is the Betrayal, Not the Sex with Other People”
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liz has the perfect life: gorgeous husband and kids, big house in the suburbs, a successful career, a white picket fence. You’d never know looki...
Introducing: ClosetEd with Samia Mounts
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live ...