Clutch My Pearls

115 - He Sees You When You're Sleeping

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Come unwrap your Christmas present with The Girls! It’s another episode of our Blind Draw Christmas Pick ‘Ems Event and Vanessa is up! She present...

114 - Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal

16 Dec 2025

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Come get sticky with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal” by Meghan Quinn. The Girls are back in Christm...

113 - Big Nick Energy

09 Dec 2025

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Come consent to Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Big Nick Energy” by Morgan Elizabeth! The Girls are revisiting the Seas...

112 - Mate

02 Dec 2025

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Go into heat with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mate” by Ali Hazelwood! After a quick astrology update from Barbara, (hang in there,...

111 - Stuffed

25 Nov 2025

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Come grab a bag of emotional support potato chips with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Stuffed” by Jessica Gadziala. Although it’s t...

110 - Riding The High

18 Nov 2025

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Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about na...

109 - Nero

11 Nov 2025

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Come unlock the patio door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nero,” book one of the Alliance series by S.J. Tilly! FMC Payton ...

108 - Shared

04 Nov 2025

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Come pass the potatoes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared” by Maisie Beasley! This is book one in the Beachside Ménage serie...

107 - Hallowpeen

28 Oct 2025

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Come talk into a mirror with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Hallowpeen” by Holly Wilde! Hollow Springs isn’t like the other Hallowe...

106 - Tricky Girls

21 Oct 2025

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Come punch trees with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tricky Girls” by Holly Thorne! After catching her boyfriend in a hedge maze with...

105 - Braving The Storm

14 Oct 2025

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Come celebrate the terrible twos with The Girls! As is tradition, Emily’s presenting a book to celebrate another year of the show! This year sh...

104 - Corn Daddy

07 Oct 2025

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Come visit a corn maze with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Corn Daddy” by Hannah Woodcock! This “Steamed Short” will have yo...

103 - Baby and the Late Night Howlers

30 Sep 2025

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Come flip through a scent binder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Baby and the Late Night Howlers” by Kathryn Moon! This omegavers...

102 - Mountain Daddy

23 Sep 2025

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Come eat a brownie with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mountain Daddy” by S.J. Tilly, the second book in the Mountain Men series! Whe...

101 - Swift and Saddled

16 Sep 2025

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Come learn to drive stick shift with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Swift and Saddled” by Lyla Sage! This book is the second in the R...

100 - Shared with His Friends

09 Sep 2025

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Come celebrate 100 episodes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared with His Friends” by Kitty King! This book may only be 10...

99 - The Graham Effect

02 Sep 2025

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Come win a shoot out with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Graham Effect” by Elle Kennedy! When hockey hottie Luke Ryder has to bri...

98 - Mystery Man

26 Aug 2025

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Come eat cookie dough with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mystery Man” by Kristen Ashley! After The Girls give updates on health and ...

97 - Bourbon and Lies

19 Aug 2025

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Come take a swig of bourbon with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Bourbon & Lies” by Victoria Wilder! It’s book one in “The Bou...

96 - The Tyrant Alpha's Rejected Mate

12 Aug 2025

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Come shift into a wolf with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Tyrant Alpha’s Rejected Mate” by Cate C. Wells! Not only is this the...

95 - Take Me Apart

05 Aug 2025

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Come ride an elevator with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Take Me Apart” by Brea Alepoú and Skyler Snow. This is book one in the Vit...

94 - Only Between Us

29 Jul 2025

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Come onto the field with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Only Between Us” by Ellie K. Wilde! When pro football player Brooks Attwoods ...

93 - Fight

22 Jul 2025

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Come out to the woods with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Fight” by Sloane St. James! It’s book one of the Sky Ridge Hot Shots seri...

92 - LIVE Show! - I Got Abducted by Aliens...

15 Jul 2025

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Come do it LIVE with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com” by Kimberly Lemming!...

91 - Caught Up

08 Jul 2025

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Come down to Little Italy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Caught Up” by Navessa Allen! This sequel to “Lights Out” (Episode 5...

90 - Rewind It Back

01 Jul 2025

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Come hold hands with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Rewind it Back,” the fifth (and final?) book in The Windy City series by Liz Tomf...

89 - Guarded By The Snake

24 Jun 2025

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Come shed your skin with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Guarded By The Snake” by Layla Fae! As part of the Monster Security Agency se...

88 - Tell Me All Your Lies

17 Jun 2025

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Come play poker with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tell Me All Your Lies” by Angel Anders! This is book four from the “In The Caro...

87 - Phantasma

10 Jun 2025

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Come make a wish with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Phantasma” by Kaylie Smith! In this book we meet Ophelia who is trying to find h...

86 - A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Come climb into a coffin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor” by Kathryn Moon! This is book #1 in the Temp...

85 - Wolf.e

27 May 2025

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Come hop on a motorcycle with the Girls! This week, Vanessa is presenting “Wolf.e” by Paisley Hope! When sexy motorcycle president Gabriel Wolfe c...

84 - Alive and Wells

20 May 2025

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Come smell the lilacs with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Alive and Wells” by Bailey Hannah! This is book one in the Wells Ranch seri...

83 - Forged In Blood

13 May 2025

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Come attend Montridge University with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Forged in Blood” by Sadie Kincaid! This why-choose dark paranorm...

82 - Airpeen

06 May 2025

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Come fly the friendly skies with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “AirPeen” by Holly Wilde! This book is so educational for all aviation...

81 - Kiss of the Basilisk

29 Apr 2025

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Come wear a claw with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Kiss of the Basilisk” by Lindsay Straube. Originally called Split or Swallow, th...

80 - People We Meet On Vacation

22 Apr 2025

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Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry...

79 - Chasing The Wild

15 Apr 2025

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Come get snowed in with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Chasing The Wild” by Elliot Rose! When veterinarian-in-training Layla Birch ha...

78 - Puck Me Secretly

08 Apr 2025

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Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wo...

77 - The Charlie Method

01 Apr 2025

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Come relieve your stress with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Charlie Method” by Elle Kennedy! This hot-off-the-presses book is #3...

76 - The Professional

25 Mar 2025

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Come sweat it out in the sauna with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Professional” by Kresley Cole! When hottie mafia enforcer Alek...

75 - Done and Dusted

18 Mar 2025

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Come back to your hometown with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Done and Dusted” by Lyla Sage! When Clementine “Emmy” Ryder heads ...

74 - Wicked Sexy

11 Mar 2025

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Come into the alleyway with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wicked Sexy” by J.T. Geissinger! When badass ex-special ops hottie Connor ...

73 - The Pucking Wrong Date

04 Mar 2025

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Come climb a ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Date” by C.R. Jane! Bring yourself back into the “it’s ...

72 - Bratva Devil

25 Feb 2025

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Come pee your pants with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Bratva Devil” by Sonja Grey! This is the second book in the Medvedev Bratva s...

71 - Twisted Lies

18 Feb 2025

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Come get a million followers with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Twisted Lies” by Ana Huang! This is book four in the ‘Twisted’ s...

70 - A Deal with the Devil

11 Feb 2025

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Come celebrate Emily’s birthday with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Deal with the Devil” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This is book #1 ...

69 - The Fine Print

04 Feb 2025

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Come watch fireworks with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Fine Print” by Lauren Asher! This is book one in the Dreamland Billionai...

68 - Whispers of the Deep

28 Jan 2025

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Come under the sea with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Whispers of the Deep” by Emma Hamm. As one of many engineers, Mira has been a ...

67 - Zodiac Academy

21 Jan 2025

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Come enroll with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Zodiac Academy” by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti! This dark academia romance i...

66 - Cleat Cute

14 Jan 2025

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Come braid hair with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cleat Cute” by Meryl Wilsner! This sapphic rivals to lovers novel follows Grace H...

65 - Passenger Princess

07 Jan 2025

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Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Passenger Princess” by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, w...

64 - Can I Tell You Something?

31 Dec 2024

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Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah ...

63 - Whispers of December

24 Dec 2024

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Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follow...

62 - Wreck The Halls

17 Dec 2024

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Come get the band back together with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wreck The Halls” by Tessa Bailey! This holiday romance follows Me...

61 - How My Neighbor Stole Christmas

10 Dec 2024

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Come compete for Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “How My Neighbor Stole Christmas” by Meghan Quinn! When Storee Taylor c...

60 - It's a Holiday Miracle!

03 Dec 2024

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Come open your box with The Girls! This week Barbara is giving the gift of two books! First is the 8 page novella “Milked by Santa Clause” by CA C...

59 - Light's Out

26 Nov 2024

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Come scroll for thirst traps with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting Lights Out by Navessa Allen! When busy ER babe Ali comes across masked ho...

58 - Guarding Temptation

19 Nov 2024

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Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Guarding Temptation” by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue...

57 - Priest

12 Nov 2024

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Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Priest” by Sierra Simone! This sinful book follows Poppy as she moves to a...

56 - King of Wrath

05 Nov 2024

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Come take a limo ride with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “King of Wrath” by Ana Huang! This is book 1 in the Kings of Sin series and ...

55 - Butcher and Blackbird

29 Oct 2024

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Come enjoy some ice cream with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Butcher & Blackbird” by Brynne Weaver! This dark romance features S...

54 - Triceratops and Bottoms

22 Oct 2024

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You’re invited to Barbara’s Dino birthday party with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Triceratops and Bottoms” by Lola Faust! When ...

53 - Icebreaker

15 Oct 2024

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Come celebrate the one year anniversary of the podcast with The Girls! Our first episode came out one year ago, and to celebrate, Emily and Vanessa bi...

52 - Reckless

08 Oct 2024

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Come pump gas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Reckless”, the fourth book from the Chestnut Springs series by Elsie Silver! This b...

51 - Play Along

01 Oct 2024

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Come stretch out your groin with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Play Along”, the fourth book from The Windy City series by Liz Tomfor...

50 - Praise

24 Sep 2024

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Come say “yes sir” with The Girls! From The Salacious Players Club series, Vanessa is presenting “Praise” by Sarah Cate! When Charlie (Charlot...

49 - Desperate Measures

17 Sep 2024

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Come experience a whole new world with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Desperate Measures” from the Wicked Villain series by Katee Rob...

48 - Unhinged

10 Sep 2024

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Come slam the door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Unhinged” by Vera Valentine! This book truly lives up to its name and will lea...

47 - Sinners Anonymous

03 Sep 2024

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Come confess your sins with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Sinners Anonymous” by Somme Sketcher. In an effort to save her nature pres...

46 - Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals

27 Aug 2024

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Come save humanity with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting the world premiere of “Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals” by Jace Hamme...

45 - Haunting Adeline

20 Aug 2024

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Come enjoy getting scared with The Girls! This week Vanessa is continuing her bad boy era with “Haunting Adeline” by HD Carlton. This book was not...

44 - The Maddest Obsession

13 Aug 2024

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Count to three and come with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Maddest Obsession,” the second book of the Made Series also seen in e...

43 - Den of Vipers

06 Aug 2024

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Come pay off your father’s debt with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Den of Vipers” by K.A. Knight! This  why choose (wide...

42 - Kissing The Coronavirus

30 Jul 2024

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Come test positive with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Kissing the Coronavirus” by M.J. Edwards! This 15 page novella (if you don’t...

41 - The Pucking Wrong Guy

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come climb Jacob’s Ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Guy” by C.R. Jane! As we continue the “Pucking Wr...

40 - Ransom

16 Jul 2024

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Come ask “What’s in the box?!” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting with a physical copy of “Ransom” by Julie Garwood! This ...

39 - Heartless

09 Jul 2024

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Come throw lettuce heads out of the top window with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Heartless” by Elsie Silver! Part of the Chestnut S...

38 - Ruthless Creatures

02 Jul 2024

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Come collect a debt with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Ruthless Creatures” by JT Geissinger! Part of the Queens and Monsters series,...

37 - Devourer Of Men

25 Jun 2024

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Follow The Girls to the second star to the right and straight on till morning…to Neverland! This week Vanessa is presenting “Devourer of Men” by...

36 - Caught Up

18 Jun 2024

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Come cure your daddy issues with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Caught Up” by Liz Tomforde! The Girls continue the Windy City Series,...

35 - Stuffed

11 Jun 2024

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Come snuggle your favorite pillow with The Girls! This week Barbara is hungover and Vanessa is presenting a cure with “Stuffed” by Sylvia Morrow! ...

34 - Velvet

04 Jun 2024

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Put on your mask and go undercover with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Velvet” by Lisette Marshall! When Princess Viviette senses tro...

33 - Morning Glory Milking Farm

28 May 2024

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Pay off your student loans with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Morning Glory Milking Farm” by C.M. Nascosta! When no-show-sock-wearin...

32 - The Love Hypothesis

21 May 2024

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Come cure cancer with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazelwood! This is Barbara’s comfort read, and if ...

31 - For The Fans

14 May 2024

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Hit that subscribe button with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “For The Fans” by Nyla K! This book features Kyron and Avi, stepbrothers...

30 - Conquered By Clippy

07 May 2024

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Go down with the ship of “No icks” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a truly unhinged request from Emily… “Conquered by Clippy”...

29 - Birthday Girl

30 Apr 2024

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Come blow out your birthday candle with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Birthday Girl” by Penelope Douglas. When hard working hot...

28 - The Devil You Know

23 Apr 2024

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Come end Gender Discrimination with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Devil You Know” by Elizabeth O’Roark! This enemies to lovers...

27 - The Pucking Wrong Number

16 Apr 2024

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Come stalk your soulmate with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Number” by CR Jane! When hot hockey player Lincoln Dan...

26 - Montana Sky

09 Apr 2024

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Come read your dead dad’s will with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Montana Sky” by Nora Roberts! Barbara brought this artifact all ...

25 - Flawless

02 Apr 2024

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Try to hang on for 8 seconds with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Flawless” by Elsie Silver! When superstar bull rider Rhett needs som...

24 - Ice Planet Barbarians

26 Mar 2024

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Brace for impact with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Ice Planet Barbarians” by Ruby Dixon. This book starts with Georgie being kidnap...

23 - Nanny for The Neighbors

19 Mar 2024

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Help raise a baby with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nanny for The Neighbors” by Lily Gold! Cyrus, Sebastian and Jack do everything ...

22 - A Sinner's Promise

12 Mar 2024

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Head to an open house down under with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Sinners Promise” by Kylie Kent! This book was recommended by n...

21 - The Right Move

05 Mar 2024

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Come shoot your shot with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Right Move” by Liz Tomforde. This book is the sequel to our Episode One ...

20 - The Wedding Crasher

27 Feb 2024

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Come with The Girls to a wedding and yell “I Object!” This week Barbara is presenting “The Wedding Crasher” by Mia Sosa. In this millennial ro...

19 - Bride

20 Feb 2024

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Head to the Southwest Omegaverse with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a HOT OFF THE PRESSES book, “Bride” by Ali Hazelwood! The girls b...

18 - Knot So Lucky

13 Feb 2024

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Come along with The Girls and VIVA LAS VEGAS! This week Vanessa is presenting “Knot So Lucky” by Trilina Pucci! What happens in Vegas doesn’t al...

17 - Pucking Around

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Put on your wide shoes and come to a hockey game with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting one of her favorite books, “Pucking Around” by Em...

16 - The Sweetest Oblivion

30 Jan 2024

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Come burn down a gas station with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Sweetest Oblivion” by Danielle Lori from the Made series! When hot m...