Coffee With Chrachel

EP 179: What Is The Tamagotchi's Algorithm?

09 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dunkin Donuts is rebranding, chain restaurants are trash, the correlation to coffee and pooping? Plus, we get real angry at Robbie Tripp and the Googl...

EP 178: We're Run By Lizards And Birds

01 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 2 year anniversary! We reflect on the past 2 years of this weird ass show, plus talk about new media on the horizon and things that are getti...

EP 177: Champagne With Chrachel

25 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We moved! We give the update on the best parts of our new living situation :) Before that, Rachel gives an in depth description of getting her first t...

EP 176: Bees Are So Unstable

18 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Emmy noms are out and we go through some of our top picks! Plus, we talk about our HP Concert Series experience, introduce Alexa to the podcast, a...

EP 175: Experience My Body

11 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the "Would You Rather" episode! We find out what we'd rather do in the most disgusting, disturbing, and otherwise improbably situations! Buzzfee...

EP 174: Deviate From The Crows

03 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We got a new apartment!?!? We talk about our upgrade to a 2 bedroom apartment, plus Rachel discusses her 2 year therapy review and we get an update on...

EP 173: Anally Verbose

26 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We've had little sleep over the past 72 hours and we're here to discuss our weekend and round out this marathon of events we've been through. Plus, we...

EP 172: Boys Go To Jupiter To Get More Stupider

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Twitter got an update, Jupiter gets sexual, and we find out what kind of humor we have? It's a wild mix of topics in this week's episode! Check out R...

EP 171: Birds Where You Would Not Expect Them

12 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

What a wild month! In this episode we dive into our favorite announcements from WWDC and E3, get fucked up by the butterfly effect, and learn some int...

EP 170: The A-Maize-ing Corn Man

06 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Millenials, a.k.a. the scourge of the earth, has destroyed something else? We discuss this plus WWDC, House of Cards, and w=finding out what life Sque...

EP 169: Hella Thrash Nosh

30 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Life is Strange 2 is coming! We predict what it will entail after an analysis of National Treasure. After that, we find out what career we should have...

EP 168: Tim Cook Knows What This Clitoris Is Doing

24 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're tackling conspiracy theories! The Denver airport, chemtrails, Illuminati, and Pokemon Snap? We cover a wide range of theories in the first of ed...

EP 167: Mango Coated Tit

15 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Avril Lavigne is dead, avocado toast is ruining America, and we take a quiz that take Harry Potter house sorting to another level! Go to http://mylol...

EP 166: Smells Like Pancake In My Mouth

08 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We look at this week's questionable marketing, let our coffee choices pick our favorite HP characters, and have a detailed discussion on the use of la...

EP 165: The Flaw In Chris' Logic

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Get your frorks ready and dive into this mess of an episode! The origins of Pixar's "Cars" universe, how Facebook is even more f*cked up than you thou...

EP 164: A Gaggle of Buds

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We took our kids to work (a.k.a. Lila screams a lot) to celebrate #TakeYourKidToWork day! In this episode we talk about how we all forgot about Wonder...

EP 163: Mars Got Us Pregnant

23 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We obsess over Bill Nye's new Netflix show and give you some show recommendations to help you avoid your responsibilities! Go to adamandeve.com and u...

EP 162: Being Risky By The Dried Apricots

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Flour is poison and unicorns taste like mangos! We talk about some of the latest food-related news while also discussing weird hashtag holidays and th...

EP 161: Oh Yeah, Eyebrows!

16 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we cover the usual gambit: Harry potter news, Alien takeovers, and really dumb "smart" devices :D Go to http://adamandeve.com and use code CWC ...

EP 160: A Refreshing Broad

10 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

United sucks, marketing's out to trick you, and we have some horrifying stories to share! We reflect on some terrible work-related incidents and see h...

EP 159: A Whisk That's Been Through It

05 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dandelion is gone, Twitter eggs are gone, and something else is gone as well. What else is missing? Tune in to find out! Go to http://adamandeve.com ...

EP 158: Unlimited Nights and Weekends

30 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The new emojis are here and we try and figure out why dinosaurs are so relevant. Plus, get some blasts from the past as well as some coverage of the l...

EP 157: I Think Eggs Are Clickbait ft. Alayna Fender & Haley Blais

27 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We add some Canadian flare by having a typical CWC conversation with Alayna Fender and Haley Blais! YouTube, Veganism, and Canadian life are all on to...

EP 156: Spongebob Discourse

24 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The death the shopping mall has arrived and we dive into the move to online shopping! Plus, we cover the heinous crime known as the removal of the mos...

155: Voldemort Was Breast Fed ft. Ashley and Malorie

20 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We invite Ashley and Malorie, our equally-HP-obsessed friends, on the show to give a part two to our Harry Potter episode! Spoiler alert: don't listen...

EP 154: Custom Made Balls

16 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Reptilian celebrities and YouTube flops are on deck for this wild ride! Plus, get a passionate please from Chris to stop blaming the meteorologists! ...

EP 153: Vinegar On Canvas

13 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Is Rachel in trouble with the law? Are the microwaves recording us? Is good comedy really that hard? Get the answers to these questions (and more!) in...

EP 152: Cantaloupes Weaker Cousin

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is brought to you by the word "jealousy". We dive into the nuances of jealousy after a riveting story of cancelling YouTube Red and gu...

EP 151: I Know These Twigs

02 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our Harry Potter episode! Rachel has finished the books, so now we dive into our opinions of the series as well as some of the more ~controversia...

EP 150: A "Shitty" Birthday

27 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Birthday mishaps, the Oscar's flub, and cleansing your closet are all on deck for this episode! Go to http://squarespace.com and use code COFFEE to g...

EP 149: Coconut Oil Up Your Ass

20 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This is a *Politics Free Zone* where we step away from the madness to talk PewDiePie, tips for handling anxiety, and choosing happiness? Go to http:/...

EP 148: Who Is Jack Cheddar?

13 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Grammys happened and things occurred that we talk about! Plus, we dive into our past backpack? Don't worry, it's all melded together with a nice h...

EP 147: Nipple Pickles

08 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're trying out something new this week: mad libs! Plus, a heated discussion on PB&J's and many more weird topics! Go to http://adamandeve.com and ...

EP 146: Scrub Me Daddy

06 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We give a detailed analysis of our new favorite item: the Squatty Potty! Plus, find out our Hogwarts House percentages! Go to http://bioclarity.com a...

EP 145: I Love It When You Bring Me Your Six Inch

02 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Stepping away from the political hellscape, we look back on terrible restaurant experiences and cringe at what really goes on behind restaurant doors....

EP 144: Intentional Flopping

30 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We cover the latest fuck-ups from the Trump Administration, #BoycottStarbucks, and reminisce on middle school cooking class! ...Oh yeah, we're also on...

EP 143: Have We Not Updated Our Lentils?

26 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes life can be really trying, and WOW is it really tryin' this week! We sift through this blurry mess of a week and dive into questions about c...

EP 142: Stimulate the Bees

23 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

After some ~technical difficulties~ we're back to talk all about the inauguration, the Women's March, Harry Potter, and sleeping positions? Head to h...

EP 141: Tense But Wet

19 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's Rachel's 2 year anniversary since coming out! In this episode we discuss ~time~ and how it passes after a big event, why Iceland seems like the b...

EP 140: The Three Amigos

15 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The weather has DESTROYED US. Migraines, Netflix, and Nintendo Switch are on the docket in this sunday episode! Head to http://awaytravel.com/cwc and...

EP 139: That Rosebud Binch

12 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a political whirlwind since our last episode so we spend some time talking about the latest Trump-related updates rounded off with a lot of ...

EP 138: Midnight Migraine Bananas

07 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's a rainy Seattle Sunday and we sit down to talk about Cars 3, the search to find a new show, and why we don't like giving advice on depression He...

EP 137: Whole Grain Mustard Gets Me Soaked

02 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first episode of 2017 and we're here to give you the scoop on Westworld, Minimalism, dealing with YouTube hate, and changes to the show? We'...

EP 136: Suddenly Phlegm ft. Riley Jay Dennis

28 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We sat down with Riley Jay Dennis to discuss Youtube, feminism, sexuality, gender, and more! Follow Riley! YT: http://bit.ly/2hAkyAO | Twitter: http:...

EP 135: I'm Gunna Fuck The Tree

24 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's our second Holiday special and we walk through the history of Bethlehem PA, Rachel tries to name the 12 days of Christmas, and we find out what o...

EP 134: The Jesus Zucchini

22 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up on the final flops of 2016! Leave us a review on iTunes to help more binches join the fun! Patreon: bit.ly/CWCbinch | Merch: bit.ly/CWCm...

EP 133: Definitely Not Fucking Any Horses

15 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Chris got to try Amazon Go and Rachel got a new job??? Tune in to get all the details! *Sorry for the weird noises during binch time, we didn't know ...

EP 132: Hashbag #VeryGood

11 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Trump's cabinet from Hell, touch screen gloves, and answering the most important question to ever exist: What bath and body works holiday scent are we...

EP 131: Biting Into That Nice Hard Nip

08 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

YouTube is officially a thing of the past! Rachel talks about her move to quit, plus catching up on the Amazon Go and United Airlines news Leave us a...

EP 130: I've Hacked This Marketing

04 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

DAPL, Mall of America's Santa, and the UK's animal fat money: we catch up on the latest headlines. Plus, what IS our relationship with coffee? Head t...

EP 129: Little Jittery Fuckboys

30 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

2016 is almost over but she's got one more twist up her sleeve. Hear us talk Fantastic Beasts, Squeezie's weird habits, and the latest dish on Food Ne...

EP 128: Thoughts On The Gilmore Girls Revival

27 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We all know we're HUGE Gilmore fans and we dedicated this entire episode to reviewing our thoughts on A Year In The Life! *SPOILERS* This goes withou...

EP 127: Gobble Gobble

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Celebrate Thanksgiving CWC style! We walk through our meal for the day, take fun quizzes, answer questions, and share what we're thankful for :) Leav...

EP 126: A Human Laxative

20 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up on the news, leave some interesting stats about our names, and listen to Squeezie's screams. Link to name stats: http://www.namedat.com/ ...

EP 125: The Wolf Is Giving Birth

13 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We test our dialect to see how PA our speaking really is! Wanna take the quiz? Go to this page: http://nyti.ms/2fACiay Leave us a review on iTunes to...

EP 124: The Coachella Lineup From Hell

10 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Processing the results of this election has been really hard. We give you our thoughts as well as share a ton of positivity to brighten your day! Lea...

EP 123: Get Back Into Classic Mopping

06 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We tackle climate change and iterate how this is the most prevelant issue for humanity Head to AdamandEve.com and use code CWC to get 50% off just ab...

EP 122: Are You A Flip Or A Flop?

03 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's officially Holiday season! We give you details on the First Annual CWC Gift Exchange! Plus, we dive deep into the topic of bisexulaity and the nu...

EP 121: Chris Is A Fuccboi

30 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Spooptober! We relive some past costumes, take a really weird Halloween quiz, and learn how Chris managed to go to the ER again? If you're sque...

EP 120: Bring Olaplex To The Coral Reef

27 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We hold a memorial service for the soon-to-be-gone Vine, dissect the new Gilmore Girls trailer (22:00 - 29:10), and contemplate why Arby's would ever ...

EP 119: From My Bush To Yours

22 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Trump's first 100 days, a classic myspace survey, and a discussion on triggers are on an deck in this wild episode! Go to coffeewithchrachel.net for ...

EP 118: Three Clicks Past A Burning Bush

20 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The presidential debate is nearing its end and we couldn't be more excited! Plus, we dive into the Nintendo Switch and Chris says "fantastic" a lot ¯...

EP 117: Stop Flushing

16 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We enter "The Bone Zone" and talk politics, eating vegan, and everything magical in Harry Potter Head to audible.com/cwc to get a 30 day free trial a...

EP 116: Emilio Pestevez

08 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Punny food? Check. #TrumpTapes? Check. Shitting on PA? Check. Looks like this episode's got it all! Go to coffeewithchrachel.net for all your Coffee ...

EP 115: Clowns Never Bring Me Joy

05 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Catching up on all the "news" that's relevant to our lives, like the 16th anniversary of Gilmore Girls! (Gilmore Girls spoilers from 43:00-46:30) Che...

EP 114: Sweaty Cheese Ball ft. Bree

02 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Our fabulous friend Bree dropped in on the show and naturally it got really fucking weird! It starts with a Trump-cheese analogy and devolves into a p...

EP 113: Climate Change Is Real

29 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Colonizing Mars, presidential debates, new phones, and more! We give you the updates and opinions on all the things that've occurred in the past week!...

EP 112: Bees?

25 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss how bees are the key to life. Plus Rachel reveals a horrifying revelation regarding her Hogwarts house. Go to coffeewithchrachel.net for a...

EP 111: You Need An Orange

22 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Chris got a new job and Rachel got a new passion? We explain it all! Plus, Buzzfeed's stupid biphobic article and our thoughts on "The People vs. OJ S...

EP 110: Blend, The 51st State of America

17 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We just watched the Emmy's and are here to enlighten you with our favorite moments! Plus, how old are we according to cheese? Go to coffeewithchrache...

EP 109: The CWC Drinking Game

14 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

And it's not alcohol you'll be drinking ;) We have a relaxing chat with no direction and answer some of your great questions! Visit casper.com/cwc an...

EP 108: A Hoot And Hollerin' Affair

11 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Rachel got her iPhone preordered so we give you our thoughts on the new models, plus Chris explains his journey with cranberry sauce and we answer a l...

EP 107: A Skim Blurber

03 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's our back to school special! We re-live our past through some hilarious anecdotes as well as your amazing questions! Visit HelloFresh.com and use...

EP 106: The Fool And The Fieri

01 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this ~fashionably late~ episode we dissect how stupid the new YouTube monetization rules are, plus Chris shares his excitement for the launch of PS...

EP 105: What Is Clams Casino?

28 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We dedicate an episode to answering your questions! But not without trying a very interesting coffee as well as give a quick overview of our current e...

EP 104: Lean Cuisine's Are Explicit

25 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We lose the ability to speak in this episode because we messed up so many words! We cover our new favorite game, reminiscing on PA malls, and talk som...

EP 103: Washington State is Team Edward

21 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We're melting in the heat while we talk about wolves, trampolines, and parental updates! Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218...

EP 102: Nothing Is Sexier Than A French Hen

17 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We cover all the celebrity drama this week! #LochteGate, Amy Shumer, and Kim Kardashian. Plus, which one of The Plastics are the Chunks? Want to send...

EP 101: The Dolphin Apocalypse Is Coming

14 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

No Man's Sky is....definitely something. Our thoughts on the game we hyped so much as well as Seattle weather and finding out if we are an indoor or o...

EP 100: A Centuries Worth Of Coffee

11 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's 10 decades worth of shows! We talk about the cool new things launching soon, chat about our most anticipated game No Man's Sky, and take a look a...

EP 99: "I Want Arthur To Fist Me"

07 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

If you think group projects suck than this is the episode for you! We talk college group projects, Chris' thoughts on The Cursed Child, and we learn t...

EP 98: Chip 'N Dip

04 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Today we just really loved our cats :) The lovingly quiz them as well as learn if we are true cat people. Plus, we spill the tea on Fixer Upper and gi...

EP 97: The Anniversary Special!

31 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's been one year!?!?!?!?!? In this episode we reflect on the show's first year, talk about the future of the show, plus we finally reveal the lost t...

EP 96: Podcasts Are Not Pretty

28 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Gilmore Girls! YouTube Drama! American Politics! This week's episode is ~lit~ Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle W...

EP 95: Rough And Ready, PA

23 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

There are a ton of sexual innuendos in our home state :o Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141 Become a Pat...

EP 94: Questionable Beef

20 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Things are shaking up in our personal lives, so we dive into why July is a shitty month, what happened at the RNC, and school lunches Want to send a ...

EP 93: The Magnificent Gooey Duck

17 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We love those weird clams! In this episode we jump all over the place, from weird body abilities to emojis. Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send...

EP 92: Coming Out (Again)

13 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we discuss the new revelations we both had in our lives, plus go through some of your amazing questions! Check out casper.com/cwc and...

EP 91: Non-GMO is the New Chem Trail

10 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we dissect the newest craze: Pokemon GO. Later we dive into our future travelling plans and round it up with answering a few binchy qu...

EP 90: Firework Felony

03 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the first annual 4th of July binch celebration. We talk about what our past 4th celebrations consisted of as well as tackle some current...

EP 89: Creamy Cedarwood

30 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Apologies for the audio issues. This was a very funny episode so we didn't want to scrap it but there were some technical difficulties. In this episo...

EP 88: Do You Believe In Fate? ft. Andy Rohrmann

25 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this interview episode of CWC we sit down with Andrew Rohrman, musical and sound artist for Oxenfree. We dive into how Andy got into the music indu...

EP 87: Collab With Christ

23 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We finally got to see Finding Dory (no spoilers) and we talk a bit about how we felt. We round out the show with tons of questions from Patreon and th...

EP 86: Olympic Eyelash Curling

19 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We take the world's weirdest quiz, talk about the messed up Olympic Games, and round it off with a hilarious Binch-time Want to send a coffee for us ...

EP 85: "Why Is That Pine Cone So Vivid?"

15 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We got a PS4! We catch up on the latest tech news, answer some of your questions, and find out what our true Zodiac sign is! Want to send a coffee fo...

"EP 84: E3 WWDC OMG"

13 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

SO MANY CONFERENCES! In this episode we cover our thoughts on both E3 as well as WWDC! But first, we talk about the events of the past weekend as we...

EP 83: S***ting In The Marianas Trench

08 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Politics. Current Events. Fish poop. We cover it all in the newest episode of #coffeewithchrachel Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO ...