Conversations with Cornelius💭
Episodes
Noelle's in charge FULL EPISODE
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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The All Ireland - FULL EPISODE
01 Aug 2025
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Snippet of 'And so the summers begins'
27 Jun 2025
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Full Episode We learn something new everyday
20 Jun 2025
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A taste of Celebrating Hunter and Cork
13 Jun 2025
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Preview of Dying.com on Patreon
05 Jun 2025
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Some news...... Full episode
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Itchy legs itchy feet
19 May 2025
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Patreon Preview - link below for patreon
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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This week on the patreon
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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This week on Patreon
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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This week on the Patreon...
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Time to say goodbye...# 215
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to anyone who has ever listened. This is my last episode for the foreseeable future. I love you all. Shtay in by the wall. Here is the lin...
The Mishap....#214
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Noelle and I had a great convo but sorry the batteries ran out... stay tuned for more. And remember shtay in by the wall. Here is the link to my patr...
Progress .....213
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back players. This week I sit down with the queen and we talk about the existence of God and many other subjects but mostly we talk about the ...
Seheed00... 212
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TRIGGER WARNING: For real this episode comes with a trigger warning. There are some sensitive subjects discussed. So please thread carefully and if yo...
The Eldest...211
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the 'padcast' players. We are flying high today through the skies at altitudes that I cant even comprehend. This week on the pad my fi...
Clunge Lunge........210
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the pod we inadvertently start a proper argument. It is soon solved and we are back to loving each other once more. We talk about or weig...
30 days........... #209
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back players. Cornelius has reached his 30 days and has to decide whether he persists all the while Noelle is as determined as ever. Tune in f...
Seven stone.......#208
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back players, this week on the podcast I sit down with the Queen and we go through a bevy of things from our progress on the carnivore diet, c...
Powering Through.... #207
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to my podcast. This week I sit down with the Queen and we talk about how we are nagavating our current fad. The carnivore diet. Its a bel...
The Tik Tok Scientist.......#206
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back players. This week on the Pod we go deep into some of the world wide issues but before that I chat to Noelle about her new foray into the...
All in with the new diet.......#205
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is happening players and welcome back. 2025 is alive and well and we are all snowed in. This weeks episode is all about the carnivore diet and my...
Where the heck is Dylan.... #204
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The last episode of 2024 and I welcome back long time regular 'padcasters' Dylan and Pete.... But where is Dylan? All will be revealed in this grippin...
Breaking Saul......#203
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This one is a belter players. Lovers of breaking bad and better call Saul will particularly love it. I am delighted to have a brand new guest on too t...
The GAA has infected our souls....#202
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the podcast players this week I sit down with the Queen of Killavullen aka Noelle and we discuss how cheating. Yeah its a strange topi...
Did she really say that....#201
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back at it again this week with the Queen. A delectable episode with lots to chew over and some subjects that are difficult to digest. Enjoy with a pi...
The GAA bet....#200
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast the boys almost come to blows on the finer details of a 'friendly bet'. If you like conflict and conflict resolution then thi...
Junior B till I die...... #199
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I announce a big job away from the stage. I'm joined by the effervescent Mind Guy and its a belter. Enjoy with a tall glass of H20 and a pro...
Live at the Cork Opera House.....#198
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back in September I brought my podcast to the Cork Opera House.... Here is that episode. Its a belter. Enjoy with a sausage roll and a swig of lilt....
Das German returns... #197
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast I sit down with Dan Lukas and we chew all types of fat. Enjoy with a large beer and a schnitzel. Below is a link to my pat...
A year and a half later.... #196
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello 'Padcast nation' and welcome back. This week I welcome back a long time contributor to both my podcast and my life. A very very special guest wi...
Three songs.....#195
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's the craic players... Welcome back to another episode of Conversations with Cornelius. This week I sit down with one of the most interesting int...
The perils of touring......#194
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I sit down with the Queen and we discuss the trials and tribulations of being a one income self employed family. Its a genuine conversation ...
A Whale of a time.....#193
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast the prodigal returns from his recent illness. Its a combative episode from the start. Dirty digs left right and centre. The M...
The Story.....#192
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the 'padcast' I am joined by The Mind Guy and he has a story about a man that is quiet frankly unbelievable.... but its 100% true. Its a ...
Bad Dad....#191
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast I am humbled by my son. I am wound up by the mentalist and I am defenceless to their barrage of spite. I do my best to defend...
The Opera House....#190
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I sit down with the Queen and chat about the build up to and the craic we had at the Cork Podcast Festival in the Cork Opera House. Enjoy wi...
Marry, Ride, Kill....#189.
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast I welcome back two regular guests. Dylan T and The Mind Guy. If food, movies and death are your thing then this might be the ...
First world problems....#188
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the pod I sit down with a leading child and adult psychologist who outlines the do's and don'ts of my life. So basically my wife and we g...
Epic Fail........ #187
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another week another mess. This podcast has taken some twists and turns over the years but recently its hit new highs or is that lows? Who feckin know...
Quadriceps....#186
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this unedited and certainly unfiltered podcast three no hopers sit down and solve all the problems in the world. Topics include Quadriceps, Movies,...
Mayhem #185
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Im joined by the Mind Guy and its mayhem. PS; If additional podcasts are your bag this could be for you. Support my patreon by clicking th...
The scammers are still scamming #184
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the 'padcast' players this week I'm joined by the queen. Its a belter fo shizzel.... So sit back and enjoy PS; If additional podcasts ...
The news....#183
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cornelius and Pete have some interesting conversations. Enjoy players. PS; If additional podcasts are your bag this could be for you. Support my pa...
Paris (part 1) #182
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Queen and I discuss our recent journey to the city of love.... Enjoy with a croissant and a café. Oh and remember shtay in by the wall. PS; If ad...
The tour de france... #181
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There is a good chance that after this episode you'll know less about the tour the France than you did before listening to it. Enjoy with a mars bar a...
Hurling the game of the Gods (sometimes) #180
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cornelius and the Mind Guy travel to Thurles to watch the all Ireland quarter final....Chips were had. PS; If additional podcasts are your bag this co...
The final predictions...#179
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is the last in a series of the prediction show. It will be launched soon as an independent podcast. All the love :) PS; If additional podcasts...
Pints and Poetry.......... #178
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This was a day of extreme circumstance... Noelle joins me and we discuss a day of dramatic differences... PS; If additional podcasts are your bag this...
Sports Podcast: Which of the Maldinis would you sleep with?....#177
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the sports podcast we ask and answer some very hard hitting questions? You'd be a fool not to tune in... PS; If additional podcasts are y...
The Euros.....#176
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's happening players... this week I sit down with two of my regular contributors and we get into some very happy and heated conversations. Much lo...
The Greatest Irish Sports Podcast Ever (The beginning) .......#175
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is a new series that will be coming out every Thursday over the summer. I sit down with The Mind Guy and different guests and chat about sports b...
Late night in the Octivia...#174
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I catch up with The Mind Guy is a funny conversation about.... Well tune in and find out for yourself. If additional podcasts are your bag...
FAT.....#173
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy bank holiday weekend.... Here is (as always) a patreon episode from the vaults of our paywall material... If you like what you here why not sign...
Wonder Drug.....#172
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Win of the week. #171
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Winding down.... #170
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Gumsheild...#169
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy with a class of fresh air. If additional podcasts are your bag this could be for you. Support my patreon by clicking this link https://www.patre...
Midfield or goals.....#168
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This fitness lark is gone beyond a joke... Welcome players and enjoy this weeks padcast with some fresh fruit and a bottle of Lucozade sport... Oh and...
The OG Queen.....#167
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello padcast nation and welcome as always to the 'padcast'. This week I sit back and relax with my queen and the original Queen. Enjoy some laughs wi...
Hi can you cash this giant cheque please... #166
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome back to the padcast... This week I welcome back a regular contributor to the pod.... We talk about motivation, dedication and do so ...
April fools.... #165
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bank Holiday Bonus Episode... Below is the link to my patreon. If additional 'padcasts' and the odd bit of back and forth about the episodes, life ...
One Friday in March.... #164
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hello padcast nation and welcome as always to the 'padcast'. This week its my birthday and the Queen delves into my past for clues on where I have com...
Filler.... #163
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week is a filler episode with a person you dont really know or want to know if you ask me. In fact it turns out he doesn't even like me so I invi...
Conspiracies make the world go flat...... #162
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well well well what have we here.... Another award winning ( Imaginary homemade award ) padcast eh?!? Yep looks like that's exactly what we got. I sug...
Peri Peri Menopause ..#161
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the 'padcast' (tm pending), I sit down with the most georgous woman Ive ever met. We talk about Bitcoin and Periods and other stuff too. ...
Belfast.... #160
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings players, this week on the 'padcast' I chat with good friend and superstar comedian Chris Kent. Its late and we are not long off stage in ...
Don't sweat the small stuff.....#159
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast I welcome back the only funny German. Its a cracking episode full of dark humour and love. Enjoy with some bitter dark chocol...
Munster Says No..... #158
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast four lads sit down and make no sense whatsoever. Its a muddled affair and one that was great craic to be involved in. Below...
What's this I thought you were off this week......#157
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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The Everyman (Sold Out)..........#156
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It happened... Tune in and see how. Enjoy with a cold bottle of Moretti and some bombay mix and remember.....Shtay in by the wall. Here is the link ...
The last throw of the dice..... #155
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's happening players and welcome back to the day before the big night. The nerves are under control but its busy busy busy.... Enjoy with a fair t...
Crack of the WIP.....#154
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Players, Last night Cornelius did his last work in progress before the big gig. Enjoy and don't forget shtay in by the wall. xxx Here is the li...
99 red balloons.....#153
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's happening players and welcome back to the padcast. Yes I said PADCAST and not PODCAST. This is a Padcast. Anyway with 3 days to go to the big s...
Charlie got cancelled.....#152
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whats happening players its Tuesday and the Hype train is in full swing for Saturday. Tune is and see where we are at? Oh and remember....shtay in by ...
I'm afraid of the dark.....#151
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's happening players? This weeks episode was a load of fun. I hoe you enjoy it as much as I had making it. Here is the link to my patreon if you...
Self praise is still praise. Alright!?!...... #150
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's happening players and welcome back to another edition of Conversations with Cornelius. On this weeks 'padcast' myself and the Queen slap each o...
“Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin”......#149
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There was a power outage and we were plunged into darkness.... Here is what happened. Enjoy with some wild berries you gathered last autumn for the da...
The Ride..... #148
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Good day to you padcast nation and welcome back to another year of Conversations with Cornelius.. This opening opening episode is not suitable for peo...
It was Christmas eve babe.... #147
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Its the last 'padcast' of the year and the Queen and I are sipping espresso Martinis and exchanging gifts. We are lost in love and the form is only pe...
Schools out....#146
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas... Enjoy with an Egg and some nog. Here is the link to my patreon if you'd like early or additional padcast...
A fight with the wife.... #145
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy with a cold cup of water. Here is the link to my patreon if you'd like early or additional padcasts or if you'd just like to support me along...
Peter.....#144
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks Christmas padcast bonanza continues with a very special guest and a ghost from Christmas past too... Enjoy with a hot port and a cheese san...
Capitulation....#143
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings players. On todays episode both Noelle and I get short with each other and neither of us wilt from our standing point but agree nonethele...
Let the pressure out of that tyre there Connie will ya.... #142
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast is about Life, oh life, oh life, oh life Doo doo doo doo Life, oh life, oh life, oh life Doo doo doo Life Doo doo doo Doo doo doo ...
pow pow psss ..........#141
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the queen takes the lead as stable boy holds on to his dear life. Enjoy some cough syrup and a raw onion. Here is the link to my patreon if ...
Calendar..... #140
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings to you and your king this December morn dear padcasters. This week we solve all sorts of problems whilst creating many many more to repla...
Still got it.....#139
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings players and may I wish you a happy rest of November. On this weeks pad I regale you the listener with a story of love and lust and love a...
What have you done for me lately.... #138
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings players and welcome back to another edition to the Cork and Spain famous padcast Conversations with Cornelius. This week on the pad I wel...
We are all going to die like......#137
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on padcast I welcome a wild camping minister who minds his kids by day and moonlights as one of Corks funniest stand up comedians. Ladies an...
Lisa.....#136
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the padcast I am catapulted into a world outside the norm. I swim in its deliciousness with glee. Enjoy with a gulp of the freshest air a...
Take the ups with the downs..... #135
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello players I hope that today you are well. This week on the 'padcast' I discuss love and despair with my guest. Enjoy with a green juice and a blac...
Rugby, Show Biz and Palestine..... #134
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are all over the shop. Enjoy with whatever you're having yourself! Here is the link to my patreon if you'd like early or additional pad...
Shit Piss & Sick....#133
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hello weary "padcast" nation I hope today finds you well/good. This week on the world famous, critically acclaimed and hugely popular "pad", I chat wi...
What about the Clintons?.....#132
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'm joined by the Queen and our ramblings take us from Presidential scandals to potato soup. Enjoy with a freshly squeezed apple juice and a...
Hussey.....#131
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week I welcome a brand new guest to the staaage.... Its an episode that was recorded live on a miserably wet Wednesday night in September. Enjoy ...
Cornelius and the Queen.....#130
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the Queen of the world Noelle Patricia O Sullivan nee Murchú enters the fray for another tongue twisting episode. Enjoy with a sachet of sa...
Lovey....#129
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week I'm joined on the padcast by Cork comedian and all round superstar Lorzy Lovey. Its a belter. Here is the link to my patreon if you'd...
News.....#128
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week I have big big news. I am joined by the Queen. Enjoy with a glass of sparkling water and a bowl of Ice cream but remember shtay in by the wa...