CORN DOWN Prank Calls

The CORNDOWN pt 298: with Gary Cole as Harvey Birdman

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use...

The CORNDOWN pt 297: with Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “sam...

The CORNDOWN pt 296: with Zach Galifianakis as Chip Baskets

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot add...

The CORNDOWN pt 295: with Joseph Tudisco as Mike Santini

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go ...

The CORNDOWN pt 294: with Edward Penn as Owen March

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN we start with arguing about whether we need emergency blankets or if regular ones work. I try to shave a few seconds off before we ge...

The CORNDOWN pt 293: with Ola Ray as Michael’s Girl

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN I run into disabled cars over and over, each one worse than the last, while whuppy tries to impose speed limits and ends up talking a...

The CORNDOWN pt 292: with Glenn Powell as Chad Powers

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN starts with me trying to report some accomplices to unwilling management, and whuppy uncovers a brown leather jacket man incident. Next ...

The CORNDOWN pt 291: with Dwight Yoakam as Raoul

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN starts with people trying to smoke in my glasses. Whuppy brings soup issues into the mix, such as who’s eating it, who’s spilling it...

The CORNDOWN pt 290: with Kristen Wiig as Erin Gilbert

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN I keep getting stuck at a Wendy’s with no drive-thru and trying to prove I’m certified for something while also deleting my Faceb...

The CORNDOWN pt 289: with Tim Robbins as Gary Winston

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN starts with me questioning the flavor of a bag while whuppy keeps being normal in every way he can think of. Things get sexual with sour...

The CORNDOWN pt 288: with Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN starts an inch big before sandwich problems that get taped, but user engagement is too low to continue operations. Due to the low engage...

The CORNDOWN pt 287: with Billy West as G.e.e.K.e.R.

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN keeps circling back to keys, losing them, someone else finding them, cops and even dogs getting involved, and wastedmemory chasing them ...

The CORNDOWN pt 286: with Woody Harrelson as Woody Boyd

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smash...

The CORNDOWN pt 285: with Richard Dean Anderson as Dr. Jeff Webber

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN kicks off with someone messing around across the street while wastedmemory gets caught up in some kind of strange sensation, and before ...

The CORNDOWN pt 284: with Will Ferrell as Gordon Vanderkruik

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN I get started talking about the hassle of maintaining one’s own hotel rooms and how much money it seems to pull right out of my...

The CORNDOWN pt 283: with Christopher Hewett as Lynn Belvedere

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one is a slow start with failed boat houseguest problems, there’s talk of medical violence, and appreciation comes across in uncomfortable ways...

The CORNDOWN pt 282: with Irina Gorovaia as Margot Tenenbaum

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode luggage bags get grabbed, cars seized, hotel rooms snatched up, even food is being treated like it doesn’t belong to you. There are ...

The CORNDOWN pt 281: with John Travolta as Tod Lubitch

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has food mistakes like fingernails ripped out, hair eaten, roofing nails swallowed, even takeout containers consumed. Broken tools and fo...

The CORNDOWN pt 280: with James Franco as Alien

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN kicks off with basic skills missing. I can’t read, wasted can’t ride a bike, and it spirals into family silence and awkward callback...

The CORNDOWN pt 279: with Terry Gene Bollea as Hulk Hogan

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one feels like a crime scene slowly unraveling in a Denny’s. It starts with evidence bags piling up, with Fabian schemes in the background,...

The CORNDOWN pt 278: with Cam Clarke as Mac

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This set starts with sandwiches getting painted yellow. It moves into conflict inside the CD players, which probably shouldn’t cause that much t...

The CORNDOWN pt 277: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN spins out of control fast, starting with employees being used,possibly emotionally or logistically. That spirals into apple smoking, whi...

The CORNDOWN pt 276: with Michael Turney as Danny Pennington

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN follows a steady escalation of penny-based activity. Tossing, spreading, dropping them in lobbies, even turning them into some kind of m...

The CORNDOWN pt 275: with Johnny Knoxville as Scrad & Charlie

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A strangely intimate look at breakfast and violence—sometimes at the same time. We start with a couple rounds of Ice Cream b/w Violence, bounce thro...

The CORNDOWN pt 274: with Tommy Lee Jones as Harvey Dent/Two Face

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one drifts from smoky basements to crumbling online identities. We kick things off with turkey bacon, home smokers, and a lot of weird cigarette ...

The CORNDOWN pt 273: with Tim Allen as Scott Calvin

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode flies all over the place—literally. It opens with sleep tracking and mileage disputes, then dives into an ongoing saga about birds: hea...

The CORNDOWN pt 272: with Will Sasso as Mark McGwire

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this one, wuppy fills in for wastedmemory and really leans into some strange hospital logic and bee management techniques. I try to keep things on ...

The CORNDOWN pt 271: with Michael Jackson as Captain EO

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN has a lot of energy—starting head first and sliding straight into the recurring saga of accidental fatherhood and surprise ...

The CORNDOWN pt 270: with Mark Cuban as President Marcus Robbins

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one’s got no wastedmemory but a lot of shampoo—like, a suspicious number of cartons—and way too many people hiding in bushes or punching wa...

The CORNDOWN pt 269: with Kevin Bacon as Valentine McKee

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with some hotel stress—trying not to get attacked, yelling in the lobby, and a room that apparently needs preheating...

The CORNDOWN Pt 268: with Wayne Robson as Mike Hamar

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This time on CORNDOWN I spend too long trying to sort out why my room key from six weeks ago won’t work, while wastedmemory gets into some turtl...

The CORNDOWN pt 267: with Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN starts out soaked in a hotel rain complaint that keeps circling back no matter what I try—wastedmemory jumps in to help, but it only s...

The CORNDOWN pt 266: with Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this CORNDOWN, I find myself caught in a cycle of discovering dead batteries. Wastedmemory helps escalate things by throwing in some battery ingest...

The CORNDOWN pt 265: with Kevin Pollak as Mr. Bell

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN gets tangled in airport chaos and sticky situations, starting with me trying to explain a phone-based parking plan and somehow ending up...

The CORNDOWN pt 264: with Vanessa Hudgens as Candy

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN has me going to the hotel front desk with a new policy about strangulation that no one seems to want to enforce, even after I make a sig...

The CORNDOWN pt 263: with Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta as Scáthach

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This batch is wild—gasoline barcodes, employee nipping, and taking entire rooms home. wastedmemory is deep in gasoline-related schemes, while bhench...

The CORNDOWN pt 262: with Bill Murray as Garfield

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one’s got a lot going on—credit card testing, mouth animals, and some serious sandwich violations. wastedmemory is deep in the mix with found...

The CORNDOWN pt 261: with Edward Norton as The Incredible Hulk

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one’s got a strong trim theme—hotel trim, missing trim, vertical trim, even a trim train. Then wastedmemory gets deep into burger trims a...

The CORNDOWN pt 260: with Keith Moon as The Hot Nun

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN is all over the place—dropped pepperoni, scattered candies, and way too many questions about toilet paper and diarrhea stats. Lobby mo...

The CORNDOWN pt 259: with Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN dives into all kinds of smells—squirrel, roommate, and an alarming amount of sponge-sniffing… and eating. Ted makes an unexpecte...

The CORNDOWN pt 258: with Ryan Phillippe as Milo Hoffman

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN gets off to a strong start with some light intimidation before wastedmemory hands out questionable puke-related permissions. ...

The CORNDOWN pt 257: with Val Valentino as the Masked Magician

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN kicks off with some loose parts—literally—before wastedmemory and I try to make sense of questionable food practices, inc...

The CORNDOWN pt 256: with Shaun Baker as Quick Williams

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with a lot of checking in—maybe too much—as wastedmemory and I make sure everyone’s doing alright, whether they ...

The CORNDOWN pt 255: with Paul F. Tompkins as Jimmy O’Malley

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN gets stuck in the elevator—literally and financially—as I try to recover some stuck money while wastedmemory experiments ...

The CORNDOWN pt 254: with Jon Lovitz as Richard Clark

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN goes deep into questionable hotel amenities and unexpected business strategies. I start off digging into a strange DVD versio...

The CORNDOWN pt 253: with David Lynch as FBI Agent Gordon Cole

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN is a mix of strange fixes and unexpected teamwork. I kick things off with some chaos about putting out metaphorical fires and...

The CORNDOWN pt 252: with Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events ...

The CORNDOWN Christmas Eve Special

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have som...

The CORNDOWN pt 251: with Marius Stan as Bogdan

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can...

The CORNDOWN pt 250: with Matt McColm as Johnny Domino/Night Man

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy...

The CORNDOWN pt 249: with Dallas McKennon as Gumby

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weat...

The CORNDOWN pt 248: with Elijah Wood as Ad-Rock

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch...

The CORNDOWN on PRANKSGIVING ’24

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises ...

The CORNDOWN pt 247: with Rutger Hauer as Hobo

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp ...

The CORNDOWN pt 246: with Bolaji Badejo as Alien

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic p...

The CORNDOWN pt 245: with Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s biz...

The CORNDOWN pt 244: with Zack Ward as Dude

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemo...

The CORNDOWN pt 243: with Kevin Sorbo as Hercules

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounte...

The CORNDOWN pt 242: with Jason Mewes as Tuott the Basehead

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasio...

The CORNDOWN pt 241: with Bob Odenkirk as Senator Tankerbell

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds hum...

The CORNDOWN pt 240: with Lou Albano as Mario Mario

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even wei...

The CORNDOWN pt 239: with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’...

The CORNDOWN pt 238: with Rob Paulsen as Arthur

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory ad...

The CORNDOWN pt 237: with Tom Hanks as Charles “Chuck” Noland

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a s...

The CORNDOWN pt 236: with Micky Dolenz as Arthur

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboa...

The CORNDOWN pt 235: with Moose as Eddie Frasier

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory&#8...

The CORNDOWN pt 234: with Griffin Newman as Arthur

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we ...

THE CORNDOWN pt 233: With Robert Downey Jr. as Claude, Professor Robert Hammer, Ned Godwin, and Niko Damianos

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional is...

The CORNDOWN pt 232: with David Burke as Arthur

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which be...

The CORNDOWN pt 231: with Alia Shawkat as Levi

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual em...

The CORNDOWN pt 230: with Khandi Alexander as Catherine Duke

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discu...

The CORNDOWN pt 229: with Paul Frees as Poppin’ Fresh

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters,...

The CORNDOWN pt 228: with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Morpheus

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about pain...

The CORNDOWN pt 227: with Elton John as The Pinball Wizard

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s brea...

The CORNDOWN pt 226: with Sara Gilbert as Laura Powers

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball ...

The CORNDOWN pt 225: with Owen Wilson as Other Study Group’s Leader

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I navigate through tricky conversations and memory lapses. We handle difficult people, share some magici...

The CORNDOWN pt 224: with Paul Reubens as Tucker Cobblepot

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from ...

The CORNDOWN pt 223: with Gary Owens as Powdered Toast Man

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything fr...

The CORNDOWN pt 222: with Corey Feldman As Clarke “Mouth” Devereaux

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. ...

The CORNDOWN pt 221: with Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Moore

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series...

The CORNDOWN pt 220: with Bruce Willis as Malcolm Crowe

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering s...

The CORNDOWN pt 219: with Rob Bottin as Giant White Mouse

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of hotel life, tackling everything from room key mix-ups to unexpected encounters ...

The CORNDOWN pt 218: with David Brown as Todd Gregory

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unexpected challenges, from lost husbands to loose guests wreaking havoc in the hot...

The CORNDOWN pt 217: with Ryland Brickson Cole Tews as Jean Kayak

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we tackle some tough questions in this episode. From exploring the difficulties of items that are “stuck...

The CORNDOWN pt 216: with Cuba Gooding Jr. as O.J. Simpson

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join me and wastedmemory on CORNDOWN as we embark on an intriguing journey through life’s unpredictable moments and peculiar encounters. From di...

The CORNDOWN pt 215: with Orenthal James Simpson as Nordberg

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join me and my cohost wastedmemory on the CORNDOWN podcast for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities. From mishaps like missing urine to bi...