CORN DOWN Prank Calls
Episodes
The CORNDOWN pt 103: with Meat Loaf as Robert Paulson
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your o...
The CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special room...
The CORNDOWN pt 101: with Martin Short as Clifford Daniels
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of sh...
The CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual c...
The CORNDOWN pt 99: with Tim Allen as Santa Claus
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, T...
The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut th...
The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains...
The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the h...
MY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I...
The CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone i...
The CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call...
The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxi...
The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a ver...
The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it....
The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger, Shiner, and Bear as Wishbone
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, bein...
The CORNDOWN pt 89: with Petri Hawkins-Byrd as Bailiff Byrd
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the bigg...
The CORNDOWN pt 88: with Sir Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in th...
The CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s ...
The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There...
The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s...
The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocer...
The CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arb...
The CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registere...
The CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of Buck Bundy
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee....
The CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a bli...
The CORNDOWN pt 79: with Anthony Edwards as Harry Washello
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to l...
The CORNDOWN pt 78: with Stephen Kankole as Young LeBron
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs....
The CORNDOWN pt 77: with Phil Hartman as Gary Young
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not lim...
The CORNDOWN pt 76: with Sinbad as Kevin Franklin
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outsid...
The CORNDOWN pt 75: with Jamie Farr as Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? ...
The CORNDOWN pt 74: The Chickens are Restless
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploadi...
The CORNDOWN pt 73: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible an...
The CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose on a roller coaster.
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to ...
The CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I p...
The CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of wha...
The CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work...
The CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass....
The CORNDOWN pt 67: Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings....
The CORNDOWN pt 66: Dave Barry’s Gift Guide To End All Gift Guides
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whats in these calls? Permission for hanging out. More introducing Doug. Managers blessing to date. The employees faces, what do they look like? My br...
The CORNDOWN pt 65: Ally McBeal The Musical, Almost
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Interactive tours. Pictures with Jeff. Bad attitudes. Romantically involved employees and issues with HR policy. Introducing Doug. Punch a employees. ...
The CORNDOWN pt 64: Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What was in this show? Well, maybe I’m the guy who’s been pissing in the trash can. Is it OK for the uber eats driver to spend the night i...
The CORNDOWN pt 63: The Case of the Lesser of Two Weevils
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I’m not going to lie to you and say that I remember what any of these calls are about. So…
The CORNDOWN pt. 62: Palmtech Super Micro – ReactAttack
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey I almost remember some of this one. Calls about my feces being stolen, calls about borrowing shovels and burying secrets, and classic calling for ...
The CORNDOWN pt 61: What Does Blue Want to Make Out of Recycled Things?
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
sorry im late with this one. blame wastedmemory for coming to visit and bringing toxic waste. he prevented me from posting this earlier.
The CORNDOWN pt 60: Cyberskull II: The Next Level
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wow I actually listened to this before posting! I can actually tell you what the calls are about! Are you ready? It’s like 90% about kissing. Mo...
The CORNDOWN pt 59: Momma’s Baby, Martin’s Maybe
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Damn. All I remember is that the first half of the show was more fun than the second half. It doesn’t mean it’s better, but maybe? So, if ...
The CORNDOWN pt 58: Mork, Mindy and Mearth Meet M.I.L.T.
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to the new supporters. I don’t have very much memory of this show. Was this the one with WINDOWS UP? I hope so. Because that was funny...
The CORNDOWN pt 57: Murder on the Moosejaw Express: Part 2
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I dont really have much to say about this show but that I fucked up like 5 times when running my CLOUD BASED AI MACHINE LEARNING audacity macro (its m...
The CORNDOWN pt 56: The Sixth Extinction II – Amor Fati
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The only thing I remember for sure about this show is I ate an entire dozen eggs all at once. I hope some of the other calls were fun too. Oh, I tosse...
The CORNDOWN pt 55: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover – Part 2
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, ANOTHER new install of windows. This time on to a brand new SSD (THANKS wastedmemory!!!). So hopefully from pt 56 onward, you won’...
The CORNDOWN pt 54: The M.A.S.S. Device – Part 3: The Worms of Death
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh look. I uploaded this one the day after the show. You know what that means??? It means calls about parking by employees cars. Asking where to put m...
The CORNDOWN pt 53: Tuna Helper: Tuna Cheesy Pasta
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ugh. Apparently Im back in the habit of being an entire week late uploading shows to patreon. Oh well. Maybe I’ll upload tonights show right awa...
The CORNDOWN pt 52: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel...
The CORNDOWN pt 51: Swordquest – Earthworld: The Talisman of Penultimate Truth
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
woop woop. uploaded finally. how does a push-button-lamp work? And before you come up here to explain it to me, could you stop out at my car and grab ...
The CORNDOWN pt 50: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Affirm your truths! The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. The sky is blue. Now that you know you can trust me — Th...
8hr NEW YEARS SPECTACULAR
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s just the calls from last night, but not the splink/toxic-waste portion, and only calls that originated from my dialer machine. For the re...
The CORNDOWN pt 49: MERRY CHRISTMAS
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s the christmas show! Grab a cool glass of Christmas/Hanukah Milk and enjoy. But don’t enjoy it RIGHT NOW. Because I edited and poste...
The CORNDOWN pt 48: Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Show from Fri 18 Dec 2020. Getting caught up! I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Christmas show uploaded shortly after this. I’m also try...
The CORNDOWN pt 47: Revenge of The Spy Shark
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
woo. this was a fun one. wasted was drunk or something. we discovered how uncomfortable it makes front desks when you ask a hotel if you can buy a pun...
The CORNDOWN pt 46: (no title provided)
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Normally I remove calls under 30 seconds, because its usually just me hanging up on a stupid computer system or fax machine or something. This week we...
2020 PRANKSGIVING *FULL* dragonmere B/W wastedmemory SHOW!
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s the ENTIRE UNEDITED 3 HR SHOW! It’s medium good. No guarantees tho.
The CORNDOWN pt 45: She’s Fallen in Love with the Monster Man
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This shits’ from like 2 weeks ago. How’s come no one harassed me about not having had posting’d it already? Well, here it is. I R...
The CORNDOWN pt 44: The Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man. This one got dark. Lots of dead animals and miscarriages. So much fun though.
The CORNDOWN pt 43: Will Rap Over Hard Rock For Food
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh shit. So CLOSE to being late. Make sure to tune in in less than an hour from now for live calls. on the mixlr. it’s pretty cool.
The CORNDOWN pt 42: NewsRadio S05E10 Spooky Rapping Crypt
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok. Lets see. I remember some stuff. Complaining about the quality of candy my son has collected from the motel. Seeing what would happen if I threw u...
The CORNDOWN pt 41: Sum 41 – Fat Lip
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welp. I did it again. I accidentally waited an entire week to post this, and I’ve lost most recollection of the calls. I hope they’re good...
The CORN DOWN pt 40: LEGO Island 2: The Brickster’s Revenge
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
dammit I thought i already uploaded this but i guess i closed the tab. I had a nice description and everything. Oh well. From this show I can remember...
The CORNDOWN pt 39: Shit, I don’t have a show title.
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shit, I don’t remember these calls that well. Was this when I was asking for the oldest employees or was that the wastedmemory show? ONLY ONE WA...
The CORNDOWN pt 38: wastedmemory show substitute/Fresh Install of Windows
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fix’d that virus. Kinda a bonus show to make up for the last Friday calls being lost i guess. And these turned out to be some weird calls. And n...
The CORNDOWN pt 37: I might have a computer virus
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well. I did have a computer virus. Found it a couple hours before the show. I had quickly installed some bullshit anti-virus software to hopefully kee...
The CORNDOWN pt 36: Jet Moto 2
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
9/25/20 Show. Wow. Someone should have yelled at me. I’m like 3 weeks behind. Getting caught up on all them shows’s right now. I have no c...
The CORNDOWN pt 35: the tale of the giant rat of sumatra
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Holy shit I’m about to be 3 weeks behind. No time for small talk. Plus, if you’re a long time patreon’r, you’d know that I hav...
The CORNDOWN pt 34: i lied to my mom about a puzzle
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man. Look how fast i uploaded this. Its like the next day. wow. So I remember that there are like few decent ding calls, a couple chicken calls, on...
The CORNDOWN pt 33: Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
9/4/20 show. shit i need to not get in the habit of waiting an entire week to upload the show. I seriously have next to no memory of what happen in th...
The CORNDOWN pt 32: I legitimately forgot to come up with a title
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Haha! I was ALMOST late with this. But not quite. Its still going up before the next live show, which is in a few hours. So I made it. This one was fu...
The CORNDOWN pt 31: no this is not based entirely on julie’s life
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
HEY! I actually did this the same night. So I remember some of the calls. Some INSANE complainers tonight. Multiple very long calls! Super crazy polit...
The CORNDOWN pt 30: Last Caress – The Misfits, Static Age (1978)
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I was trying to improve my MACHINE LEARNING ADVANCED CLOUD BASED AI AUTO AUDIO LEVELING macro to make up for some super quiet callers this week. I scr...
The CORNDOWN pt 29: Green with Evil, Part IV: Eclipsing Megazord
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I forgot to upload this right after the show. And as such is tradition, I am totally suffering from forgettingfulness of the contents of the show. I h...
The CORNDOWN pt 28: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oops. The first call is a minute and a half of wet butt. I’ll edit it later, if I remember. Or maybe not. It’s funny.
The CORNDOWN pt 27: Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
fun show. SUPER LONG COMPLAINER CALLS. like multiple 10+ min calls. A couple over 20. It was fun though. Thank you all for supporting me, and i’...
The CORNDOWN pt 26: Bob Ross and Peapod the Squirrel
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
7-17-2020 show. Good complainers AND decent second half retail! What more could you ask for! Special thanks to SPLink and Snappy Bakes for donating af...
The CORNDOWN pt 25: Escape From Anthony Baboon’s Nautical Playhouse
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just the calls from the July 10th 2020 show. Full show recording is on http://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel I hate when I have to work first thing...
The CORNDOWN pt 24: Garfield Gets Real
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I should be dating these in the patreon. Recorded 2020-07-03 The infamous chicken man call is towards the begining of this one. Enjoy! Seems like this...
The CORNDOWN pt 23: Super Karate Monkey Death Car
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s last week’s show! Certain contributing factor make it hard for me to remember most of the calls but I do remember some fun calls tr...
The CORNDOWN pt 22: Dunston Checks In and/or Monkey Trouble
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Holy crap I’m caught up. This is the show with the calls about secret rooms, secret gas pumps, and all kinds of secrets. 20 min call where I wan...
The CORNDOWN pt 21: All the Stuff (And More) Volume Two
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dang man. When I’m a week behind like this, i don’t really have any memory of what these calls were. I think this is the show with permiss...
The CORNDOWN pt 20: The Movement: How I Got This Body By Never Going To The Gym In My Life
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn I’m an entire week behind and then some. SORRY! I have literally no memory of the contents of this show, but it bet it was fun. Expect ...
The CORNDOWN pt 18: Ernest Goes to Jail
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I could have sworn I uploaded this last night. Oh well. Better than waiting a whole week.
The CORNDOWN pt 17: Kidz, Don’t Play Wit’ 2 Many Knives
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy. If I forget to post the calls for this long ever again, well… it won’t be happening. i mean it’s been an entire week. I̵...
The CORNDOWN pt 16: Choose one, making you better feeling!
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh shit. I forgot to post this last friday. Sorry guys. i love you. See you on this friday.
The CORNDOWN pt. 15 – ? and the Mysterians – 96 Tears
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry this one took a few days. The nice young lady with the shopkicks account and a pornography problem kept giving personal information, which means...
The CORNDOWN pt 14: Newsradio Season 5 Episode 11: Stinkbutt
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This concludes the 2 week CORN DOWN extravaganza. I hope you enjoyed it. I did. See you TUESDAY AND FRIDAY
The CORNDOWN pt 13: Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What exciting times we live in — I actually uploaded these last 3 all at the same time but i am testing out the SCHEDULING feature on patreon. P...
The CORNDOWN pt 12: pt 11 was wastememory show – Graveyard Goonz/Devon Anustart Pre-Show 2
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you guys for your support. See you every TUESDAY on wastedmemory show at 830pmET on mixlr.com/wastedmemory and every FRIDAY at 7pmET on mixlr.co...
The CORNDOWN pt 10: David Crane’s A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back to uploading CORN DOWNs! Oh man. I got way behind. I honestly don’t remember what was in any of these shows. We should listen to them toget...
The CORNDOWN Pt 9: WD-40 Specialist Electrical Contact Spray Cleaner
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh man. Next week, when I’m only putting out one of these, instead of one every day, it’s gonna be so easy. Ha! thank you for the support....
The CORNDOWN pt 8: Eight is How Many Legs A Octopus Has.
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i guess octopodes have six legs and two arms but whatever.
The CORNDOWN pt 7: Barenaked Ladies – Stunt (1998) – One Week
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been one week since I started CORN DOWNing. Watch out for perverts, and enjoy this set of calls. Thank you so much for the support. You mak...
The CORNDOWN pt 6: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oooooo. A show! this one was a good ole fashioned shit show. In a good way. The drunk wastedmemory way. Enjoy!
The CORNDOWN pt 5: pt4 was wastedmemory show– Graveyard Goonz Preshow: Blade Trinity
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this one was a little short because the goonz started. Other than that, i have no recollection of this, as it was more than two days ago. I hope it...