Counting Worms: Murder, True Crime and Death

Ep 106: Dumb - Plain & Simple 3

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Think you know stupid?  You ain't seen nothin' yet!  A bus load of cops get bamboozled, a phone-ahead bank robber and how to beat a breath...

Ep 105: Whips, Chains and Fire!

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Think of the perfect opening to a true crime show.... it talks about twists and turns, sex and a wealthy enclave.  Well, that's this show!

Ep 104: Death By Sex 3

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back by popular demand!  Whether you're into BDSM, or simply wake up to a stranger sucking on your toes, we have it all for you!

Ep 103: Danger in Plain Sight

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A story as old as time... the black widow spins her web - lures a mate - then OFF WITH HIS HEAD!  But this is so much worse...

Ep 102: April Fools - Pranksters Get Justice

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What happens if your bank decides your dead?  We all agree there are harmless pranks... but some are just mean!  Isn't it nice to see instant k...

Ep 101: Follow the Evidence

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Eventually justice prevails... be it in a court of law, a court of public opinion, or the final lurid words of your obituary.  We follow the evidence...

Ep 100: Runaway Train!

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Your imagination can't come up with the incredible ways mankind has found to die when battling the mighty steam engine.  Sit back and enjoy feel...

Ep 99: Just Below The Surface

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What takes a hard working accountant and turns them into a family annihilator?  Here's a hint.... it won't be the same thing that leads a h...

Ep 98: Knuckleheads - World's Worst Burglars

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Think crime pays?  Think again.  We have collected the most hair-brained burglars the world has to offer... all for your amusement!  Too bad they d...

Ep 97: Minisode - Death by Dog

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

No, no, no... we would never talk about dog attacks.  There is nothing 'wormy' in that!  These dogs were devious... they used everything e...

Ep 96: In Honor of Mardi Gras - Partiers

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs New Orleans when you have us?  Covid may have canceled Mardi Gras - but it didn't cancel stupid!  We have the best parties gone wrong...

Ep 95: Burn Down The Forests!

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We start and end this episode with a good meal... but talk about 2 killers in between with no idea on what to do about them.  Oh, wait... got it.  B...

Ep 94: Crazy Lil' Thing Called Love - 3

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

From rats and snakes to crashing planes and hate crimes - there is more than one way to say 'I love you'!  But, when all else fails... if I...

Ep 93: Good Time Girls Turn Bad

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When the good times end, so do these women - and the path they take is not what it may seem.  See if you can find your way to the finish line before ...

Ep 92: Only in Florida

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our listeners know we are partial to Florida.  It has EVERYTHING... alligators, naked people, drunk people and stupid criminals - and so does this ep...

Ep 91: Looks Can Be Deceiving

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is a reminder that you can't judge a book by its cover.  That pretty little lady may look harmless but, in reality, she is ...

Ep 90: Stupid Criminals 3

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's our favorite way to ring in the new year.... feeling superior to our favorite idiots - STUPID CRIMINALS!  We've found the best of th...

Ep 89: Holiday Bonus - Bad Santas

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Holiday Bonus Episode!  We miss y'all too much to wait until next season...  so here's some light-hearted stories of Santas gone bad!

Ep 88: Drunk and Disorderly 2

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for a stroll down a foggy memory lane as we recount stories of 'boozin' gone bad'.  Whether in the range or not - alcohol make...

Ep 87: The Killer Beside Us

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We have all been fooled by those who appear the most innocent.  These are those stories... well... except for the 'serial pooper'.  They t...

Ep 86: Surgical Mishaps

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Back by popular demand we bring you DIY Surgery Misadventures & Self Experimentation all in the name of beauty and the quest for eternal youth!  ...

Ep 85: The Sneak Attack

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone loves to feel safe - but sometimes that feeling is nothing more than a false sense of security.  Today's episode contains stories of pe...

Ep 84: When Animals Attack

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The best stories of nature getting even with humans are here in one fabulously funny episode.  Did we mention that death and murder CAN be funny?  H...

Ep 83: Hiding in Plain Sight

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

To be a criminal mastermind you have to really pay attention to details.  Worm News makes make clear.  Then, in both stories, our killers try to hid...

Ep 82: Instant Karma 2

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

An instant cult classic from last season, we had to bring it back!  For those that think they can abuse the rest of us, sometimes you only have to st...

Ep 81: Shot in the Dark

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Both of our stories involve a shot in the dark...then another...and another...and a feeling like....wow...you may never get this right.  Don't w...

Ep 80: Lawn Equipment

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sure... some lawn equipment is just plain dangerous - chainsaws, wood chippers... but some of it (like riding lawn mowers) only become dangerous when ...

Ep 79: Wait!! Who Did What??!!

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Following a hilarious Worm News are two of our best murder mystery cases.  Follow along as armchair detectives and see if you can solve them as you &...

Ep 78: Dumb - Plain and Simple

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

These stories highlight the concept of Social Darwinism... the thinning of the gene pool.  This episode will give you an opportunity to feel superior...

Ep 77: Your Worst Nightmare Conspiracies

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

When you think of a conspiracy pitting the whole world against you and then you make it the worst nightmare ever... you get today's episode!

Ep 76: Falling Daredevils

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If man was meant to fly... well... he would not have ended up on our podcast!  From wingsuits to cannon balls to giant swings - this is why your math...

Ep 75: To Poison or Not To Poison

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Balls of steel, Southern Belles and Crash Test Dummies.  What more could you want?  Ok, lots of poison, murder and 'let's not go there&apo...

Ep 74: Internet Challenges

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Today is dedicated to 'the range' and everyone who has ever desperately needed to feel 'cool'.  What else could bring together du...

Ep 73: Catfish, Stink Fruit & Gravity

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week has it all... 'the range', deceit, armchair detectives (you deciding homicide, suicide or accident... and, of course, stink fruit!...

Ep 72: Electrocution!

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another theme show!!  Today we prove that electricity is deadly no matter where it comes from.... foam parties, lightning, or even (apparently) Karma...

Ep 71: Things Aren't Always What They Seem

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Humans can be very visual creatures... we see what we want to see.  That can mean a profile on 'Plenty of Fish' or even a distraction in ou...

Ep 70: Kaboom!

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

When is the worst time to light a cigarette?  Who is afraid of a little nuclear disaster?  Who hasn't been in a contest where the room is 230 d...

Ep 69: Tell The Truth or Die

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You can't make someone tell the truth... or can you?  Can you trust animals trained as spies?  And let's right the wrongs of time!  It&ap...

Ep 68: Vehicles

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We would never waste your time with cars... too boring.  Technically, vehicles can be anything from shopping carts to mopeds to garbage trucks.  Fin...

Ep 67: See Thru The Illusions

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't let the human remains in the crawl space, the wheelchair in the corner, or the noose in the tree distract you.  There may or may not be a ...

Ep 66: With Friends Like This...

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join for a collection of stories about 'friends' who definitely DON'T have your back!  From a samurai attack to setting your friend on...

Ep 65: The Biggest Creep & Calling All Armchair Detectives!

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Scott goes back to his roots and brings you his biggest creep of all time, but Worm News is funny enough to make you wonder!  Then, put on your think...

Ep 64: When Sex Gets Stupid

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Risk-takers beware!  We are watching!  And while we may be laughing, it isn't always with you!  Why would a sex episode have live animals, con...

Ep 63: The Ultimate Bad Guy & Historic Super Hero

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare for a Special Edition of Worm News that will leave you breathless!  Then, dive into the biggest villain of our time and an unknown hero of th...

Ep 62: Sports Deaths

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What in the world is zorbing?  And why are my cheeks so sore?  Who knew sports accidents could be so funny?  I guess it all comes down to what the ...

Ep 61: Clowns, Circuses and Don't You Dare Say 'Freaks'!!

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Who said there's a sucker born every minute?  No, really...  Today, you'll hear about a murderous clown and the real story of the freak sh...

Ep 60: Grandmas That Mean Business

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Today we break all Grandma stereotypes.  They can be heroes or villains...drug dealers, drunken brawlers or eveln stop home invaders dead in their tr...

Ep 59: How To Get Caught: A Guide

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode, we learn exactly what NOT to do if you plan to kill your husband.  And, is it possible for one woman to deliver 44 children?...

Ep 58: April Fools - Pranks Gone Wrong

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What harm is there in cross-dressing a Ken doll?  How can a wedgie turn deadly?  Can a senior prank really lead to 8 years in prison for 'insti...

Ep 57: Little Doe & Monsters in the Mirror

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Worm News fills us in on what's invading California beaches.... PENIS FISH!  Then Scott, in typical fashion, tells a horrible story about a kidn...

Ep 56: Yellowstone & The Grand Canyon

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you think gorgeous views and nature somehow elevates man's thinking - think again.  Whether it's getting too close to nature or believin...

Ep 55 - Bees, Bones and Swatting

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kids today.... They have an unbelievable ability to manipulate technology.  Do they use their skills for good or for evil?  For many, the answer is ...

Ep 54: Wild Card

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode will leave you constantly guessing on what will happen next.  These are the unclassifiable, unbelievable, but totally true and m...

Ep 53: Quarantine & Coronavirus - An Update

01 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Why did the quarantine of the Diamond Princess fail?  What's the difference between Coronavirus & Covid-19?  Will there be a pandemic?  A ...

Ep 52: Our First Special Guest

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Detective Steve shares a few of his more interesting cases... including criminal tampering, one he calls 'why stand?', a video message from ...

Ep 51: Tattoos and Body Modification

22 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss the worst tattoo decisions extreme body modifications... and werewolf babies.  Don't forget the werewolf babies!  Think you know the...

Ep 50: Unexpected Killers

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is all about the mystery of the unexpected killer.  We all believe we can spot the villain, right?  It's the guy with the ...

Ep 49: Crazy Lil' Thing Called Love

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

With Valentine's Day approaching, love is in the air!  What would you do for love?  Would you pull off the biggest heist in NASA history?  Wou...

Ep 48: Two Mysteries with Shocking Twists

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The perfect family - a loving wife and mother, a step-dad who gave them everything, the good son away at college.  Now one is dead, a suicide note is...

Ep 47: Corona Virus - Bonus Episode!

31 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Everything you need to know about the Corona Virus from it's ancient origin to our own conspiracy theory!  This virus is not the stranger you th...

Ep 46: Selfie Deaths 2

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You may think you have heard of the most absurd selfie related deaths - but let us surprise you with some that will blow your mind!  

Ep 45: Homecoming King & Angel Glow

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

From calendar model to 911 caller, George's life had made a dramatic turn... all as him and his wife were trying so hard to fix their marriage. ...

Ep 44: Beware of Spiders!

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Most people don't like spiders but the people in today's episode take it to a whole new level.  Crashing cars, SWAT teams, or perhaps even ...

Ep 43: Little Known Killers

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Unusual grounds for appeal in Worm News followed by a serial killer we bet you've never heard of!  Then, by special request, another 'Murde...

Ep 42: Stupid Criminals 2

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Probably our favorite topic... stupid criminals!  Today we cover some of the best ever... from those whose Facebook posts get them caught to those wh...

Ep 41: Beware! Christmas is Coming!

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Remeber when the Grinch was climbing down that Whoville chimney and his feet started moving slower than his body?  Well, it happens!  Think it'...

Ep 40: 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall....

22 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Liquid courage has brought out the best, or worst, in all of us a time or two.  For these unfortunates, their 'watch this' was their last. ...

Ep 39: I Love You To Death .... No ..... Seriously

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

When you say 'til death do you part you better mean it ... otherwise there may be trouble.  Then, they call in a high ranking cop, an Inspector,...

Ep 38: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who says you can't catch a rattler?  Or love a black mamba?  Snakes are people too... until they KILL YOU!!!

Ep 37: Cruel & Unusual Punishment, Eyeballs and Uranus

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Eyeball Killer is revealed and we learn a little about Uranus.  Then we find out the real stuff that the phrase 'cruel and unusual punishmen...

Ep 36: Real Zombie

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Reality can be stranger & scarier than fiction.  The phenomenon of 'zombies' is actually based on a virus that still haunts and terrifi...

Ep 35: Hot tubs, Bugs & Fictional Villains

26 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when you mix a hot tub, hallucinogenic tea, an entomologist and rough sex?  Our first story.  Then, stay tuned for the chilling insp...

EP 34: I Dare You!

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We have all heard and answered the challenge - I dare you!  Thankfully, however, they don't all end on our podcast.  Of course, perhaps you wou...

Ep 33: Unlikely Culprits

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Both stories feature unlikely victims in low crime area who did nothing to deserve their fate.  Initially, police are baffled with few clues.  Thank...

Ep 32: Angry Birds

12 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

From breaking the nose of a 90's sex symbol to pecking a woman to death - these angry birds mean business!  Hitchcock knew exactly what he was d...

Ep 31: Mysteries Revealed!

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Choose your own cause and manner of death in this unique adventure into the realm of counting worms.  As we walk through the case - YOU are the detec...

Ep 30: Record Breakers

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

People try to break world records for all kinds of reasons.  Sometimes things work out - and sometimes they don't.  If you listen to our show.....

Ep 29: Fairy Tales Come to Life

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Not all fairy tales have happy endings.  Sometimes when you finally get the girl - you wish you hadn't.... and what about all those mythological...

Ep 28: Yikes! Bizarre Deaths

22 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

From being impaled to falling in a vat of molten metal to mistakenly eating something you shouldn't (with disastrous results) - today's stor...

Ep 27: The Crossbow Killings and Death by Beer

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we look into one of the most bizarre group murders / suicides in history.  Dip into the Middle Ages pool and get ready for a little bonus ...

Ep 26: Irony at its best...or worst

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

As if scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, the subjects of this episode meet their demise after ironic story twists.  While we can see the predictab...

Ep 25: I am your meat (and those damn black shoes!)

07 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Secrets and fantasies collide as those 'damn black shoes' and a deep, dark secret end a 'perfect' marriage.  Then, prepare yourse...

Ep 24: Stupid Criminals

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Call it freak accidents or instant karma - either way it's proof that crime doesn't pay.  Seemingly safe hiding places, a high fence at a g...

Ep 23: The Hippie Trail & Hexes

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Netflix is producing an eight-part series on con-man and serial killer Charles Sobhraj - and we're going to beat them to the punch!  Listen in f...

Ep 22: Bad Day at the Office

24 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The worst accidents imaginable and the most unlucky workers in the world get discussed.  Where is OSHA when you need 'em?  Meat Grinders, attac...

Ep 21: The Butcher and The Surgeon

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you think BTK is all Kansas has to offer... think again!  Our 1st story will show you otherwise.  Then our story of a Tree Surgeon will have you ...

Ep 20: Magic Gone Wrong

16 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Magicians are constantly pushing the envelope to deliver the most shocking and unbelievable illusions.  Sometimes the extent to which they will go la...

Ep 19: Girl Power & DIY Zombies

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you men thought you had cornered the market on wicked... think again!  Let's hear it for the girls!  These ladies are proving that there is ...

Ep 18: Back to School Special - Hazing

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's every freshman's first priority - getting into the right fraternity or sorority.  Sure, it means being humiliated, spanked, and physic...

Ep 17: Decomp, 2nd Crime Scenes and Phobias

04 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our first story ends the life long victimization of woman for one man and begins the career for another.  Then, Sara looks at one of America's t...

Marburg's Cousin - EBOLA!

03 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hiding in the jungle is a rare and deadly killer.  One that will stalk you for days, kill you cruely, and then attack your family without mercy.  Su...

Ep 16: Instant Karma

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our subjects learn that their actions have immediate consequences and karma apares no one!  From rhino poachers to attempted murderers, all get swift...

Ep 15: Greed and Glutony

27 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Greed takes over when there is never enough... never enough husbands, never enough money and never enough excuses when your lesbian lover turns on you...

Ep 14: Amusement Park Deaths

24 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Summertime family vacations often head to the nation's amusement parks.  But sometimes fun turns to tragedy due to bad decisions, poor maintenan...

Ep 13: Apex Predators

21 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We meet 2 Apex predators.  The first is a murderer - perhaps one of the worst... known for brutality and torture.  The other is so dangerous that it...

Ep 12: Death by Fashion

18 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's not just looks that kill but actually what you wear (or don't wear) as well!  Bras, sagging pant and wedding dresses are all death tra...

Ep 11: The Pastor and The Monk

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The road to enlightenment can be a difficult one.  Some people, like the Pastor, avoid it altogether.  While others, like the Monk, are literally dy...

Ep 10: DIY Surgery

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Want a butt lift but that inconvenient office visit and high price tag has kept you on the sidelines?  Well, just watch a couple youtube videos, inve...

Ep 9: The Case That Started It All

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A pair of murders and the incredible forensic investigation that got Scott interested in true crime!  This case truly started it all!  The, our seco...

Ep 8: Death by Sex

06 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We can call it making love, but no matter what you call it - nothing makes people more crazy than sex!  In this episode we talk about stories from al...