CrimeLess
Episodes
How NOT to be a thief
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re planning a career in thievery, listen up! This episode is dedicated to robberies gone wrong—and there are so many stupid ways to...
Who's leaving sausages in mailboxes? (And other mysteries)
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes when a crime is committed, the first question asked is "huh?" Josh and Rory look at some real head-scratching mysteries.See omnystudio.com/l...
BONUS: Did we just write the song of the summer?
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The grand reveal of CrimeLess's take on the Florida state song. Lyrics by Josh and Rory, arrangement by Alex from Fiverr. See omnystudio.com/list...
CrimeLess's First Annual Florida Man-off
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rory, Josh, and Layne go head-to-head in a game inspired by the beloved meme "Florida Man," where the most ridiculous headline from the sunshine state...
Man verses Nature: Real Estate Edition
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today’s episode, Mother Nature’s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices....
Introducing: Kingdom of Fraud
16 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the unlikeliest of criminal partnerships: a devout polygamist from an insular Utah sect joining forces with a shadowy Armenian tycoon from ...
BONUS: Will Ferrell would kick you in the nuts (if you ask nicely)
15 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Many Crimes of Will Ferrell, featuring Will Ferrell
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is one of America's funniest men a comic, or a criminal? Josh and Rory welcome Will Ferrell, their first-ever special guest who isn't a parrot, to dig...
How not to murder someone
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to get banned from Walt Disney World
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The most magical place on earth has a trespassing problem. Josh and Rory learn about an elite class of urban explorers who dare to step foot onto Disn...
Why is everyone robbing Guy Fieri?
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Flavortown is under attack! Josh and Rory dive into the many crimes committed against beloved celebrity chef Guy Fieri. See omnystudio.com/listen...
When music festivals go wrong
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Don't host your EDM festival in Florida and also never bite a cop. Rory and Josh get into a disastrous fest that shocked a small town on the Panhandle...
5 More Ways to Fake Your Death
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rory shares 5 of the greatest-ever faked death stories (chosen and ranked by, well, us).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Introducing: SNAFU
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Trailer Description: SNAFU with Ed Helms, America’s favorite podcast about history’s greatest screwups, returns for Season 4 wit...
How to fake your death and (almost get away with it)
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Two men who took the extremely hard road to escape their problems -- and probably regret it now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Funny Money
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rory and Josh learn the best (and worst) ways to duplicate the dollar. It's arts and crafts for criminals, and the counterfeit cash could be in your w...
Even Bad Guys Fall for Scams
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
How do you lay a trap for a criminal? Today, CrimeLess explores the ridiculous scams that caught crooks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
BONUS: Shamrock tells all
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our full conversation with Shamrock the parrot (and Andrew Herrnreiter from the Greater Chicago Cage Bird Society and Rescue). We learn the intricacie...
Could your pet murder you?
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
CrimeLess goes looking for a mascot...and discovers that all the animals are secretly adorable little psychopaths.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Why is it so easy to steal a car?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Flight attendants gone wild
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this epis...
BONUS: Why can't America have funnier town names?
28 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names. See omnystudio.com/liste...
How to escape from prison (in England)
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law!See omnystudio....
Mascots Behaving Badly
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chuck E. Cheese runs from the law, the Pirate Parrot gets a side gig, and the Phantic lives up to his name. Rory and Josh unmask the illegal activity ...
Super Poopers
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is it illegal to poop in public? Yes. Did that stop today's criminals? No.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Desperately Seeking Sister City
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The city of Newark, New Jersey is catfished by a mysterious cult who follow a magical guru.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everyone's a Felon!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rory, Josh and the rest of the CrimeLess crew confess their crimes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: The World's Most Dangerous Monkeys
24 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As a public service, Josh and Rory discuss the 11 monkeys that you should worry about, if you come upon them in a dark alley (or remote jungle). Appro...
Monkey gangs could actually take over your city
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Josh and Rory learn that Planet of the Apes was actually a documentary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The most inconvenient way to get rich
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A crew in Philadelphia steal millions...of dimes. And Strike Force Bandit sniffs out some stolen Bluey Bucks. Plus, Rory and Josh finally figure out w...
Ironclad Alibis
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A celebration of the best (and worst) alibis. Try them the next time you're in trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Attack of the Beard Cutters!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No hair is spared in this episode, as Josh and Rory ask: is it illegal to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a ca...
How to ruin a holiday party
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tis the season to get a little sloppy. Rory and Josh examine two Christmas parties that went off the rails in very different ways. Learn more about th...
Le Embezzlement
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's the best way to embezzle from the government? The answer involves nudists, descendents of Tutankhamun, and a new veranda. Learn more about this...
Local Teens Snort Dog Bones
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it safe to snort human remains? Rory and Josh investigate. Also, the CIA win first prize at the science fair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
How to (Not) Hire a Hitman
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rory Scovel and Josh Dean take over the CrimeLess feed, kicking off a weekly exploration into the dumbest crimes imaginable. First up, a very public, ...
Introducing: CrimeLess
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Ror...
8. Comeuppance & Other Uppance
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Years after the Loomis Fargo Heist, Hollywood comes calling. Also, a ferret rides in a limousine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7. The Dream’s Done Died
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone confesses, and the heist crew faces serious consequences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6. Rude Awakening
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can run, but you can't hide from FBI agent John Wydra.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5. On the Run
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David realizes he's been double-crossed, as the FBI's evidence starts piling up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4. The Hitman
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David's running out of money. Instead of sending his cut, Steve sends "Bruno" to eliminate his co-conspirator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
3. Creating a Crap Storm
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Having escaped to Mexico, David is living in luxury. Meanwhile, the gang members back home adjust to their lives as America's most wanted millionaires...
2. Going South
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The heist crew somehow makes off with 17 million dollars, but the plan to help David escape starts to unravel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
1. Money Stinks
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David Ghantt is stuck in a crappy job and an unhappy marriage. So when his former coworker (and crush) Kelly Campbell suggests they steal millions, Da...
Introducing CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s...