Crowley Time with me, Tom Crowley
Episodes
The Ghost of Mister Christmas Past
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ho ho no. it Chrismas but me Sad. does Mr Chissms feel bettor? yes ples? Put potcast in yor ers for mery seeson. Specal thanx to Richard Rycroft, mos ...
41: The Best of Thereon
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bless my soul! It’s more of the best of Crowley Time! Featuring highlights from Episodes 21 to 40 of the show, plus an exciting adventure with alien...
40: O, Baby! (with Paul F. Tompkins)
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grease your headphones, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring some salesmen, a rousing round of Ask Wingnut and the risen Elvis. Written and performed by Tom...
Listen to BEEF PIE!
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast’s Halloween Special for 2025 is BEEF PIE, written by me, Tom Crowley, with Benjamin Partridge and the cast. It is...
39: The DiPoni Contingency (Live with Gemma Arrowsmith and Paul Putner)
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live at London Podcast Festival 2024, it’s Crowley Time! What happened to Marco DiPoni? You’ll soon know! Also features special appearanc...
Faces of Virtue 16 (with Thomas Nelstrop)
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s be having it then, it’s another conversation with someone making things gooder, in theory, with me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Martin Boo...
Link Tangent: The Saga So Farga
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hot thrusters! It’s every installment of the epic Link Tangent space odyssey yet released! Catch up on all the exciting, confusing and off-putting t...
Faces of Virtue 15 (with Meg Henry)
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! Yes, it’s another interview with an entrepreneurial spirit, with me, Tom Crowley. This time we meet Elsie Bette Bathory, wh...
Faces of Virtue 14 (with Emily Lloyd-Saini)
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whoops! Hello? Yes! It’s another interview with a local activist, would you believe it, done by me, Tom Crowley. This time it’s Leslie Phelton, wh...
Faces of Virtue 13 (with Chris Cantrill)
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Woah, what? Yes, it’s another series of Crowley Time’s investigative spin-off in which I, me, Tom Crowley, go find folks who make change, and not ...
Coracle on 86th Street
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A bottle of rum! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! Here’s a sun-drenched summer special to aid you in your festivities. It consists of a heartwarming ...
38: Evil
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gird everything for Crowley Time! Featuring a host of favourites including Mike Shinbone, Skeleonora Profanicata and the concept of evil. Written and ...
**Urgent Internet Stream Hole Overture**
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
live.crowleytime.comFinal DiPoni Contingency shows:Thursday 28th May, 7:30pm - Old Fire Station, Oxford (live and streaming online)Wednesday 13th Augu...
37: Yes To Satsumas (with Susan Harrison)
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh merciful God, look out! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring monsters, mothers and a great big proper edition of Ask Wingnut. Written and performed by To...
36: Madrigal in Margate (Part 2)
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sure as a swordfish, it’s the thrilling conclusion to Madrigal in Margate! Who killed the headless man? What’s behind the devastating oat milk sho...
A Chuntley Story for Christmas
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Woh ho ho woh! Chrimas time alreddy??? Yes! Then time fo me, Misr cristmass! Bring big pressunt and also scerry storry for chily nite! Verry mery to y...
35: Madrigal in Margate (Part 1)
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ahoy, lawbreaker! Witness a new beginning for a beloved crimebuster as DCI Paul Madrigal returns, with his old buddy DS Trovey Bucksheath in tow, read...
Great Big Old Faces of Virtue 3 (with Thomas Ellis)
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oi slaphead! It’s the Great Big version of the Old third Faces of Virtue episode! In this bigger, extended episode of the investigative improvised s...
34: The Whereafter (with Kudzanayi Chiwawa)
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t invite it in, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring an otherworldly odyssey, a woman on a mission and the dubious return of Spanks McCandle, oh dear....
Faces of Virtue 12 (with Gemma Arrowsmith and Susan Harrison)
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Face to face, it’s two new Faces of Virtue for the price of one! Meet twin sisters Phoebe and Felicity, who want all women to feel as confident as t...
Faces of Virtue 11 (with Jen Sugden)
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ho ho woah! It’s another virtuous face for the new millennium! Meet Barnabetta Claws, a woman who wished it could be Christmas every day, so decided...
Faces of Virtue 10 (with Matt Apodaca)
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Meow! Meet another face! This time it’s animal namer Charles Franklin from Los Angeles, whose life’s purpose is to introduce people to pets, and a...
Faces of Virtue 9 (with Benjamin Partridge)
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gotcha! Here comes another series of the investigative Crowley Time spin-off in which I, me, Tom Crowley, seek out inspirational figures who have made...
33: An Escape
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark you well, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a trip to the country, a citrus fruit and more cosmic cartography with Link Tangent. Written and perform...
Christmas/Mast Chris
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Avast! It’s Mastchris! To celebrate the day, here’s a rare clip from the archives. It’s a television panel discussion pitting your two favourite...
32: The Tape Room (with Peter Wicks)
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What in tarnation!? It’s Crowley Time! Featuring religious mania, a very young Sir Chuntley Buffingham and unbearably moving whispers from the past!...
31: You Don't Have To But You Should
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oh dear, looks like it’s Crowley Time! Featuring political intrigue, charity work and a new instalment of Drama Parlour. Written and performed by To...
Mister Christ-A.M.A.-s
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! It Crisams! Me mr Chritmas, wat yu want kno? All guestions ansad! Big qeston Chistmas party! Ho! Mery Cristams! Do soshal mee...
30: Madrigal
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
greetings shareholders, it’s me, tez tucker. over the moon to tell you that madrigal has arrived and it’s a highly marketable intellectual propert...
29: The Garden of Your Mind (with Marek Larwood)
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Man alive, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a whole other podcast, a new Mike Shinbone venture and an urgent Marco DiPoni update. Written and performed ...
28: Taste the Dissonance (with Gemma Arrowsmith)
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Holy smokes, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring policemen, an exclusive interview and the triumphant return of Ask Wingnut! Written and performed by Tom C...
The Legend of Fat Stephen
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mastchris ho! This seasonal summer special tells the tale of Fat Stephen, after whom June’s Boxing Day, Fat Stephen’s Rest, was named. Discover th...
27: Contrivance (with Pip Gladwin)
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Buh? Yuh! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a fabulist, a person of interest and bingo. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, oh yes, with special guest ...
26: Intense Conflict
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, if it isn’t Crowley Time! Featuring the return of Marco DiPoni, some very scathing insults and a really narked-off newsreader. Written and per...
Winter Social Attack
24 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
O Ho! Helo! Me Mistr Chrismat! Fa la la? La la la! Now is tim for holy an joly, frenz and fammly. Come too Crolly Time Cistmras Party with Tomm an Sav...
25: Swan Boat Ride to Hell
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Scream! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a goth with a successful business, a team of bright-eyed young heroes and another completely normal visit to th...
Faces of Virtue 8 (with Susan Harrison)
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Face up to one final face. This last face in the series is the face of theatremaker Honey Dexley Craven Smith (fill in your own hyphens) who has set u...
Faces of Virtue 7 (with Adam Courting)
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Strap on your big boy headphones and meet this face. It’s the face of spoken word artist and activist Ken ‘Pow’ Kamau, who lives in fear for his...
Faces of Virtue 6 (with Gemma Arrowsmith)
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
By ’eck! It’s time to come face-to-face with another face! This time it’s the face of veteran British actress Zara De La Mer, who has recently c...
Faces of Virtue 5 (with John Rain)
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Eh? Yes! It’s the return of the beloved Crowley Time miniseries! I, Tom Crowley, continue my search for those inspirational folks who manage to achi...
24: Oof! (with Beth Eyre)
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Oof indeed, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a mountain monarch, a public information campaign and an app. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, remembe...
The True Meaning of Mastchris
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yo ho ho! Splice the bilge tank, it’s Mastchris Eve! Just in time for the big day, here’s Tom Crowley’s guide to the perfect Mastchris celebrati...
23: The Old Rot
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’ll want to put some ointment on that, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring Drama Parlour, censorship, medical experiments and more! Written and perfor...
22: Twenty-Two (with Mike Wozniak)
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Live it, laugh at it, love it, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a communication problem, the return of Tez Tucker, a very special Ask Wingnut and more! ...
Marco's Christmas Kitchen Catastrophe
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Woh ho ho! Yes it Mister Christman! Sinent light! Yu need cok a torkey? Wel! Marco Pony save yor bakken! Do a joly hollie wit Toom Crolley and me tuda...
21: Renew, Re-Old (with Lucy Farrett)
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
God’s teeth! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a man with a scooter, Mike Shinbone’s new venture and the return of Link Tangent. Written and performe...
20: The Best of Thus Far
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hot patootie! It’s the best of Crowley Time! Featuring all the finest sketches from the first three years of the show, plus a brand new edition of D...
19: The Soul of Wit
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Zowie! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a new shampoo, a new superhero and a new compilation album. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, ooh, he loves ...
18: The Last Crat (with Rufus Hound)
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cower before it, it’s Crowley Time! This special hour-long investigative thriller digs into the murky history of the mysterious Crat family. Written...
17: Wolf Party
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dig that crazy jive! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring some policemen, a casino and an elderly comedian called Spanks McCandle. Written and performed by ...
16: Failsafe
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Uh-oh! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring Mike Shinbone, Super Mario, a billionaire and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley to the best of his abil...
15: Codger
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Strike a light, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring television chef Marco DiPoni, digital marketing advice, a surprise visit from Mister Christmas and more...
Wingnut's Christmas Agony Bonanza
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ho! Miste Chrismus here! Reinder and sleig! Nice bit of figgy pudd! Get this, lots advice of Wingnut, littel boy tel you wot to do! Join me an Tom Cro...
14: Quid Pro Crowley
27 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sacré! It’s Crowley Time! Don’t be frightened, but this episode is a crossover with the European Union-themed comedy podcast Quid Pro Euro. Expec...
13: Sir Chuntley Time with me, Sir Chuntley Buffingham
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Boo! It’s Crowley Time! Drama Parlour’s Sir Chuntley Buffingham has taken over for this Halloween spectacular! Written and performed by Tom Crowle...
Faces of Virtue 4 (with Gemma Arrowsmith)
02 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Wow! In the final instalment of this Crowley Time miniseries, me, Tom Crowley, interviews former professional darts player Gabby Egg about a very exci...
Faces of Virtue 3 (with Thomas Ellis)
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hullo! In the third episode of this Crowley Time miniseries, me, Tom Crowley, interviews karate instructor Aiden Turnbull. Thanks to writer and resear...
Faces of Virtue 2 (with Lucy Farrett)
04 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Now read on! It’s the second in this new Crowley Time miniseries! Me, Tom Crowley, interviews another world-altering local hero in the form of Grace...
Faces of Virtue 1 (with Benjamin Partridge)
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What? It’s a new Crowley Time miniseries! In Faces of Virtue, your hero, me, Tom Crowley, interviews people who have effected change in their lives ...
12: Small Plastic Bacon Interactions
17 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chocks away for Crowley Time! Featuring Ask Wingnut, Drama Parlour, viral internet trends and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, why I oughtt...
11: Sold Out
19 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kerching! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring Mike Shinbone, the rest of Netflix, some personal ads and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, you kno...
10: Tenure
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Oh yes! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring Kev from down the pub, millions of minnows, your Dad and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley yet again. ...
9: What If This But That?
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cor blimey, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring Ask Wingnut, cockneys, an English heritage singer and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, what did ...
8: Pandemonium
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Try not to panic, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring Link Tangent, Paul Williams, possibly a vampire and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, like ...
A Christmas Gift For You From Me, Tom Crowley
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jingel bell! It me, Mistr Christmas! Drop a big pressent in your sock! Spend a hapy time with me an Tom Crowley! Special bonus for good children! Get ...
7: Inner Strength
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lawks, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a five-year-old boy called Wingnut, the Second World War and an absolutely baffling mystery. Written and perform...
A Moving Message
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A statement-in-motion from me, Tom Crowley. All comments to @atomcrowley on Twitter. Help fund Wooden Overcoats Season 4 at woodenovercoats.com
6: All Contributions Are Valuable
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Batter my nut, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring corridors, Jack Benny, Tom’s Fringe Diary and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, have you eve...
5: Trim
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lower the drawbridge for Crowley Time! Featuring Link Tangent, some difficult news over lunch, an exciting sneak preview and more! Written and perform...
4: Industry and Influence
17 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Unseal your ears for Crowley Time! Featuring Sir David Attenborough, a charity shop, Chuntley Buffingham’s Drama Parlour and a whole lot more. Writt...
3: A Punnet of Plums
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new Crowley Time! Hope you packed some travel sickness tablets, there are going to be some immense swerves. Featuring two of the Beatles, Rod Se...
A Message From Mister Christmas
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A seasonal message from everyone’s favourite Christmas monster. Written and performed by Tom “Crimble” Crowley. All comments to @atomcrowley on ...
2: Global Triumph
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! It’s Crowley Time again. Strap yourself in, it’s going to be a lively one. Featuring a report from the Van Den Bakker Centre, the ne...
1: Into the Abyss
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Delighted to say, it’s Crowley Time. Strap on your harness and follow me down into a sound hole. Featuring Link Tangent: Space Cartographer, ...