Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers
Episodes
Tears of Teacher Appreciation
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
NOTE: This is the audio version of the video that was posted to our facebook page. You can listen here, or watch. Devin discusses his new guilty ple...
Tears of Student Teachers
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Where do the student teachers fit into all this online teaching? Will it hurt the job prospects in the future? Devin has a good cry about it for sure....
Tears of the Tiger King
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How is Tiger King just like the wonderful world of teaching you may ask? I have your answers! This episode is full of rage filling teachers in the new...
Tears of A Parade
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers show their love for the students by going on a social distancing parade, and I am here to mock it. Devin gives the breakdown on why Mike is M...
Tears of At-Home Lessons
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We give our insight on what you can do as a parent to keep the education going in the midst of the worldwide collapse, because when you can't pay rent...
Tears of The Interview
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a fairy tale world, Devin would have already been on Ellen by now. We can only assume that the virus slowing production is to blame, but don't worr...
Tears of Online Teaching
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Many teachers are being forced to teach online for the first time, and Devin is here to make sure that the transition is smooth! Teachers in the news ...
Tears of "The Event"
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What was "the event" that happened when you were in school? Find us on Facebook to chime in, and we share our own stories, including the time Devin go...
Tears of The Starship Sanitize
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We boldly go into a teacher-led journey into space to battle the Coronavirus, as Mike tries his hardest to get fired as producer. We get into a heated...
Tears of Mafia Spirit
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A teacher is caught stealing identities to return items to stores, a statue opens up a debate as to who it truly resembles, and the guys debate a teac...
Tears of Namaste Pt 2
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are back with another stress reducing episode that includes Teacher Meditation in a Coronavirus infused world. A teacher gets a massive settlement ...
Tears of Paddling
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Paddling making a comeback? Not on our watch! We offer some hysterical 2020 solutions to punishing the kids in the classroom. We discuss the weight ...
Tears of TNA
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Another episode, another teacher on Ellen, and another stress eating night for Devin. Will he ever see his day in the spotlight!?! Teachers in the New...
Tears of A Very Kissable Goat
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How degrading can teacher fundraisers sometimes get? We farm for the answer. The guys discuss some hysterical wardrobe malfunctions and some unexpecte...
Tears of The Rich and Famous
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Devin opens up about his boy band issues and discusses an oddly dark time in his life. Teachers in the News needs to buy a vowel to solve the mystery ...
Tears of Teach Perfect
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The guys brainstorm the perfect tour, the Teach Perfect around the world. Food gets delivered to the school at all the wrong times. Also, a teacher ca...
Tears of The Union
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mike proceeds to flaunt his immaculate credit score, while Devin considers showing his abs to even the score. Teachers in the News covers a meth bust,...
Tears of Richard Simmons
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We do an ode to Sweatin' to the Oldies, teacher style! We discuss weather warnings within the school system and how the Florida weather impacts school...
Tears of Goosebumps
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike recall the old days of chocolate milk binges and square pizza dreams. The teachers in the news is a lot of what it says it isn't, but f...
Tears of TeacherMania
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Devin offers up a new bonus pay program for teachers that could make us all millionaires. Mike and Devin then host the first ever TeacherMania, a wres...
Tears of a Stiff Sock
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike take a trip back in time via a time capsule opening on YouTube. We discuss teachers in the news kicking students out via cops. And last...
Tears of TeacherWorld
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We make up a theme park where guests can go to experience the life of a teacher and teachers in the news discusses a teacher that shows some rather in...
Tears of the Rainbow
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A school expels a students for a rainbow birthday cake, we discuss the new weight challenge, and Devin sings a song for all those spouses of teachers ...
Tears of a Stripper Teacher
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What does a teacher gotta do to make a little extra money nowadays? We strip it down for you, pun intended. Mike and Devin begin a weight challenge, a...
Tears of the S.T.R.I.K.E.
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike tackle the debacle that happened in Polk County, FL and cheer on the RedforEd movement. The teachers in the news segment poses an inter...
Tears of Siri
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Devin put Alexa and Siri to the test, with an overly confident Mike ending up Tim Cook'ed. The debate rages on as we tackle Montessori, and a...
Tears of a Chef
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
New Year resolution updates abound, Mike is failing as usual. A serial pooper is finally caught and we are not sure who is more relieved. Lastly, Devi...
Tears of Teletubby Field
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ever just want to let loose and do something completely out of the ordinary? Me too, and Mike is there to ridicule me for it. Teachers in the news mak...
Tears of The New Year
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! After a week long break we are at it again, hitting it hard with the laughter. Devin discusses his free KFC gift from the Gods and teach...
Tears of Secret Santa
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What is the WORST gift you have received from another teacher? We run down the list. A teacher tries to keep kids from the Christmas Party and a Moose...
Tears of Miss Teacher USA
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike and Devin discuss the absurd requirements of hoop jumping in the teaching profession. A teacher in the news is competing for Miss Florida, and we...
Tears of the Return Home
14 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin returns home from a 26 hour plane adventure. A comparison of teachers in the US vs Australia is in orde . And a Teachers in the News: Australian...
Tears from Perth
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In a change of pace, this episode Devin and Joe Dombrowski (MrDTimes3) have a sit down chat about comedy, Australia, and the state of teaching, all fr...
Tears from Down Under
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin discusses his immense fear of the Australia trip. Mike does very little to comfort him, as usual. Then we discuss the dentist/teacher dilemma. L...
Tears of Being Broke
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just how broke are teachers, Devin gives us the run down with a top ten ways to tell a broke teacher. We do an update on an older Teachers in the News...
Tears of Support Staff
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers need new support staff and Devin has just the idea to take the load off our shoulders. Teachers in a texting scandal and a hero teacher from ...
Tears of Memento Mori
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike gets called out and taken to task by an audiophile attacker. Are we creating a generation of victims by being overly sensitive? And Devin takes u...
Tears of Recruitment
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We need to recruit new teachers, but with all the bad press these days about the quality of the job, maybe it is time to be a little more honest with ...
Tears of Underappreciation
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the Red for Ed fight in Indiana right off the top. Then we take on teacher pay freezes, shooting kits in class, and a hilarious top 10 ways...
Tears of Sweet Revenge
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A user submitted story captivates the crew given the lengths one students goes to for revenge against a teacher. A follow-up to a Teachers in the News...
Tears of Ridiculous Answers
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike weigh the new Disney Plus in the classroom, we enjoy a positive news segment for once in the Teachers in the News, and finally Devin br...
Tears of Sexual Healing
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin fulfills a dream and and gets to follow one of his comedy idols. Mike hears the feedback from his solo show. Teachers in the news gets the couga...
Tears of Four Square
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike is rolling solo as Devin hits the road with Mr. D. Mike discusses his personal best/worst moments of his school days and a special listener-submi...
Tears of Trick of Treat
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Halloween! It is here and it is just as bad as teacher's imagine. These kids with their damn sugar rush and not enough candy for us to eat and black o...
Tears of Rogue Subs
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike, Devin and Special Guest The Angry Texan, dive head first into your outrageous rogue substitute teacher stories. Mike almost dies choking and Dev...
Tears of Walking Home
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin shares a story of the time he narrowly escaped death, by sacrificing his love interest. We also debate the best movies we ever watched as kids i...
Tears of a Hero
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We take on the hero teacher that disarmed a student and then explain why guns in the classroom are a terrible idea in our usual sarcastic fashion. We ...
Tears of Namaste
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers battle candy sales daily, but secretly we were hustlers back in our day too. Devin and Mike take on classroom candy sales, and POGS! We round...
Tears of a Throwdown
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike discuss grade school fights, strategy, and today's trends of videotaping fights. We tackle, no pun intended, a few teachers getting int...
Tears of Coming Out
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. D, Joe Dombrowski stays over for a second guest episode in the studio and we dive into what it is like to be a gay teacher. We also discuss the he...
Tears of A Traveling Joe
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Dombrowski (Mr. D) drops into the studio to be a special guest on this episode where we tackle life on the road, teachers going out on a school ni...
Tears of the Presidency
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We walk the line of teacher politics but tastefully and with the usual sarcasm spin. Mike gets his time to shine and obviously Devin takes this opport...
Tears of CymVodka
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the health of teachers, how they cope with stress, and of course Devin offers his own hilarious remedy for all your teaching woes. Fire dri...
Tears of The Dark Pt 2
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The exciting finale to the Are You Afraid of the Dark chronicles: The Tale of the Parent/Teacher Hauntference Pt 2. We also discuss two teachers the...
Tears of Old Age
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A 96 year-old teacher is still going strong and Devin gives the top 10 reasons why that may be a good thing. A recap on the trip to Santa fe is in ord...
Tears of Themed Classrooms
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers everywhere are trying to one-up the other teachers with their neat room decor. Not me, I got bills to pay. But I can dream about it. Also, we...
Tears of Changing Careers
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin is on the road again and discusses his time in LA, along with the awesome travel experiences like... Toledo, OH. We talk about a class reunion 6...
Tears of Lottery
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Would you quit if you won the lottery? One teacher didn't and we tackle the advantages of being worth more than your school. A teacher faces a pension...
Tears of Automation
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Wouldn't it be great to have an automated Parent/Teacher Conference? We agree and did all the work designing the interface for you. A teacher gives bi...
Tears of SNICK
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin recalls a dream come true at Kennedy Space Center, that promptly is shut down by mother nature. The crew struggles to get through Macbeth withou...
Tears of a Hurricane
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How does a hurricane compare to teaching? We have the answers! A teacher mows his yard naked, and alcohol was not involved. Devin discusses being on t...
Tears of Free Bird
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What is the ultimate teacher playlist? We discuss the submissions, and give a few of our own. Devin talks about dedicating yourself to a passion, and ...
Tears of Sickness
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It is the beginning of the year, and Devin has some practical/hilarious tips for staying healthy among the heathens. Florida teachers continue to not ...
Tears of Meditation
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Three days in and all hell is breaking loose in Atlanta schools, and of course we are here to laugh about it. Devin wins a D.A.R.E. Mike wins a Pulitz...
Tears of Open House
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After a freak hack attack from the Russian DOE, we are back and better than ever. Devin and Mike discuss a teacher with a great responses to a DRUNK s...
Tears of Back to School PD
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin has to endure one of the most brutal and baffling PD experiences in his 13 years of teaching. Middle school teacher gone wild with a smorgasbord...
Tears of a Fashion-D-sta
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
MrDTimes3, Joe Dombrowski joins the guys on this episode to talk do's and do harder when it comes to fashion in the classroom. Mike gives us the low d...
Tears of Class Lists
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Class lists are rolling in and teachers' eyes are rolling back. What is the best way to set up your classroom besides putting your desk in the hallway...
Tears of Sugar Daddies
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin and Mike take on the infamous "How was your summer" icebreakers. We discuss teachers looking for Sugar Daddies in NYC. Then we try to get to the...
Tears of Stupid Questions
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike flaunts his 800+ credit score to Devin as he flaunts his 800+ overdrafts. We talk about a teacher that goes on an annual purge of drunken debauch...
Tears of Legalization
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We dive head on into the topic of weed in the classroom, smoking teachers, and kids that walk into class with eyes more red than the Terminator. Math ...
Tears of Resignation
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A teacher decided to resign the very next day after seeing my comedy show. I should have charged her more for the Ted Talk. Angry Texan joins us in st...
Tears of Wrestling
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After a single missed episode, Devin has a beef with Mike and his "vacation". Do teachers have Savings Accounts or just more places they can observe h...
Tears of Going Solo
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike is on vacation, but I wanted to keep the magic alive, so I went solo this episode. You will likely miss his Jabba the Hutt style cackle, but hope...
Tears of The Goth Kid
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the goth days of Devin (yes, you read that right), and a crazy middle school assault. The court system let's Mike down, and Devin offers so...
Tears of the VMA's
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin tells the infamous story of taping over his baby videos. Alabama teachers have some training to do, but not anything like you would… wait it i...
Tears on The Pitcher's Mound
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss Devin's glory days as a hall of fame baseball pitcher. Sarcasm included. A veteran teacher gets the can and we dig deep to find out w...
Tears of The Paper Straw
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Devin heads to Key West and hopes to one day return with a fist full of plastic straws. Mike gives us a preview of his search history and his parents ...
Tears of the Heron
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss building empathy in students, as Devin hunts endangered species. A teacher gets the ax after posing nude with one. Which classes shou...
Tears of Overdrafts
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this special live recording, we ponder the best ways to prove you're a teacher, and hint: Blood Alcohol Content is one of them. A principal in Chin...
Tears of Abroad
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We laugh and cry over the worst/best cities to stretch your teacher paycheck, learn a little about teaching in Vietnam, and discover how a middle scho...
Tears of Fame
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Early podcast recording times leave me delirious, but the listener will win with this one. Teachers come out to support my comedy, but leave me in hot...
Multi-Level Marketed Tears
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You can listen to this podcast, but first you must recruit four more teachers to sell this podcast for you. Sound like a pyramid scheme? It is. Listen...
Tears of Yellow
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The beginning of Summer Break is here, but at what cost? Will Devin ever get his checklist completed without seeing red from the yellow? What happens ...
Tears of Recitals
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kids' recitals are the worst. Everyone agrees, and by everyone I mean Mike and myself. Mike tells us of the time he "dominated" local theatre, and the...
Tears of Protest
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Teachers take to the streets and get a little help from our WTF (Way Too Factual) picketing signs. A teacher makes six figures teaching Dungeons and D...
Tears of The Dap
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A teacher list of slang goes viral, we all mocked him but then discovered that we might not know what these kids are saying either. Ever have a teache...
Tears of The D Drawings
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How many D's can just one student draw on a desk and why does it have to be so lifelike? What lengths will one teacher go to just to get away from his...
Tears of Parent/Teacher Conferences
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How many assault charges does it take to become an effective high school coach? And what type of parents do you meet at a PTC? We break them down, wit...
Tears of Grad Bash
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The ultimate field trip, or the shafting of the century? We decide for you. And like the Masked Magician, I pull back the curtain on the correct way t...
Tears for the Roaches
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Food in the classroom? Some say nay, some aren't me. And is boxed wine really food anyways? Lastly, why are the walls in Devin Siebold's class bare? I...
Tears of the Movie Day
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We know which movie you left for your sub to show, but what are they REALLY showing and do the kids even remember the time you played Showgirls? Also,...
Tears of the Second Job
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Second careers are a necessity in the world of teaching, we discuss the most unusual ways to make money and mock the scam that is the school fundraise...
Tears of Double Standards
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Two men discuss women's dress code because it is par for the course in today's society. Also, MASH says we are poor and live in a shack now so our opi...
Tears of Asteroids
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Oregon Trail brought dysentery to classes nationwide, but a classroom full of free laptops could be the redemption we need. Hilarious and insightful, ...
Tears of Report Cards
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A first year teacher's awesome battle with a video game addiction, the wrong way to communicate grades to parents, hysterical sexual innuendos in clas...
Tears of the New Teacher
09 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Episode explores advice for new teachers that could result in prison time, Storytime about students in mugshots, and news about a teacher that...