CzabeCast
Episodes
The NFL Deserves To Be Punished, But We Are Powerless
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Packers-Vikings game was un-acceptable on multiple levels. To begin, "the horseshit roughing call to decide a game" has already come home ...
Keep Your Friends Close, Cowboy Friends... Closer
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I had been wanting my boy "Cowboy Mike" to come on the show/podcast for some time now, as his takes on his beloved blue stars are always spot ...
A Lie Agreed Upon, No More
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Redskins will admit their first sell-out "L" in over 50 years on Sunday. What it means, and why I think it's a good thing. Drew Olson ...
Crazy Dreams, Shoes and Sacrifice
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Kapernick ad by Nike is a conflicted mess on several levels. I try to dig through it and untangle the themes. Andy Pollin joins me and we talk Red...
Aaron Rodgers Is Risen
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
One moment Aaron Rodgers is riding a cart into the lockeroom with tears in his eyes, his season presumably over. The next moment, he's returned to...
The NFL Is Just A TV Show About Quarterbacks
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
And this season looks like it's a blockbuster. In fact, if you told me I had to pick between the 2018 NFL season, and the concluding 8th season of...
Redskins 2018 Season Prediction: "Patch and Pray"
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Oh, how I would love to be dead wrong.... but my number for this year's team is not optimistic. A 6-10 year, with more things going wrong, than ri...
Good Luck Finding Another Khalil Mack
04 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Raiders don't seem to get the point of the draft. You hope to find generational talents, and when the prove to be durable leaders who love, lo...
Burgundy Jesus With His Panties In A Bunch
31 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adrian Peterson believes he's going to be a big part of the Redskins season. I love his confidence. But history says it's highly unlikely. Not...
Aaron Rodgers Has All The Money
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Packer fans enjoyed their best day since winning the Super Bowl in Dallas almost 7 years ago. Minor-league out-of-bounds slinger Brett Hundley and his...
Ryan Braun Was The Gummy Monster
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our guest today Drew Olson of the Big 920 in Milwaukee alerts us to a book excerpt where convicted 'roid pusher Tony Bosch explained how the Brewe...
A Very Rich Bag of Almost Crazy
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The New York Giants "load the boat" on Odell Beckham Jr. (what, too soon?) The kind of broken soul who would shoot up a Madden tournament just...
Medium Take Alert! Urban Meyer Punishment Was About Right
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's easy to climb aboard one's media soapbox and demand a football coach's scalp and many did this week regarding Ohio State. But as I se...
Eagles Now Singing the Red Jersey Blues
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How much should you play your important, non-replaceable players in meaningless August games? I say none, after what happened to Nick Foles against th...
This Is A Man's Game, Always Has Been
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The curious case of Su'a Cravens. How did it unravel so quickly in DC? Drew Olson warns: Hey dads, forget trying to look "cool" on a campu...
Maryland Takes the "Loh" Road To Accountability
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It took 63 days, and a bombshell ESPN report to finally get Maryland to say "sorry for killing your kid." Better late than never, I guess. Orl...
The 7 Circles of Interior Painting Hell
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, if ESPN says "Boo!" then D-1 football programs jump. Who is Tiger's new "lil' shawty?" Greatest home runs in baseb...
"Dude... I Stole A Plane"
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tiger Woods and his spectacular SECOND PLACE finish at the PGA. Gary McCord is the worst. Brooks Koepka is kicking sand in everybody's face. The c...
Beer Mile Now, Donuts And Cigarette Mile Next!
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Who wouldn't want to have 4 beers in 4 minutes, and then have them slosh around your stomach like a washing machine while running balls-out for a ...
"You Gotta Have Some Skin In The Game"
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
August means fantasy, and our guy Paul Charchian from KFAN and Fanball.com sets the table for the upcoming season. The Zero RB theory. Nice weather ci...
"There's No Money In Being Right"
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I ponder the odd economics of sports TV punditry, where both the loudly wrong and the timidly neutral can BOTH make upwards of $6 million a year. Mr. ...
The Ultimate "Catch-81" Who Was Better?
07 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Both Randy Moss and Terrell Owens had their moments of being a total pain in the ass. Both guys could light it up against your team on any given Sunda...
The Phony Importance of the 3rd Pre-Season Game
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NFL coaches are men of superstition, cliches, and tradition. Most of them do things because either a) everybody else is doing it or b) that's the ...
"If Kaepernick Is Not In The Game, He's NOT In The Game!"
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
EA Sports has been known for their hyper-realism when it comes to the Madden video game franchise, but this was perhaps a step too far. The new helmet...
"Urban Meyer, Doing the 'Right Thing' and Ugly Marriages"
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So let's say the minute Urban Meyer hears of a domestic violence he "swings into action." What action should that be? Whom should he tell?...
"You Know It's Easy to Get Fat On A Cruise"
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I'm back from another glorious weekend of golfing in cheese country! LeBron James builds an amazing charter school for unlucky kids and their fami...
7/25/18 - "Bourbon, Scotch and Whiskey... Oh My!"
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I know just enough about the brown stuff to make me dangerously confused on many aspects of this subject. But my guest today is an AUTHORITY! Fred Min...
7/23/18 - "The Kid Was In The Front Row! Wasn't That Enough?"
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
File this viral video under "too bad to be true" or something like that. Turns out that just because the camera catches one ball, one time, no...
7/22/18 - "I Had This Crazy Dream About Tiger...."
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
For a dreamy, amazing hour or so, we all time travelled back to the year 2000 at the British Open. Tiger Woods, in a blood red shirt and ink black pan...
7/18/18 - "One Of The Most Stupid Things In Golf"
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When Jean Van De Velde melted down like Velveeta on a hot sidewalk in July at the British Open, even the announcers were agog. Listen to the "back...
7/17/18 - "Aaron Rodgers Has 40/40 Vision"
17 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How much would Aaron Rodgers make on the true "open market" and how long does he want to play? Short answers: "We'll never know." ...
7/16/18 - "Blokes On A Plane"
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What's it like to watch a World Cup match between England and Columbia while FLYING TO London from the states with half a plane full of drunken Ni...
CzabeCast Friday July 13, 2018
13 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Uncle Andy puts us on his knee, to tell us the one time in recorded history that a Pollin actually splurged for something kinda pricey! The NFL's ...
CzabeCast Thursday July 12, 2018
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL is heading right toward a Titanic-sized officiating iceberg this fall, and I doubt they even see it. Kylie Jenner is going to be a billionaire...
CzabeCast Wednesday July 11, 2018
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shady McCoy has got some 'splainin' to do and could be in serious trouble. Roger Goodell, call your office. What would an NFL "Fantasy"...
CzabeCast Tuesday July 10, 2018
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Will the US ever actually *win* the World Cup? In my lifetime? In yours? Is our soccer too white, too rich? Drew Olson and I debate, you decide. All S...
CzabeCast Monday July 9, 2018
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you make a teeny little suggestion about how to change soccer rules during a World Cup game on Twitter? About what you would expect....
CzabeCast July 6, 2018
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What goes into producing "The Herd" with Colin Cowherd? My former producer Sam Betesh gives us a tour of the sausage factory. Everything from ...
CzabeCast Thursday July 5, 2018
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Did anybody JPP themselves on 4th of July? Hope not! The Nats are blowing the season. Now, watch, here comes the Harper drama. Just wait. Kim.com extr...
CzabeCast Tuesday July 3, 2018
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Boogie Cousins to Golden State breaks the internet, maybe the NBA. Could it blow up in the Warriors face like a trick cigar? Lakers load up on "bi...
CzabeCast Monday July 2, 2018
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron has taken his talents to La-La Land. Finally! Now, will Kawhi get his wish and join him? Tiger Woods with a solid finish. What does it mean? Pa...
CzabeCast Friday June 29, 2018
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jameis Winston's incredulously lawyer-speak Uber-apology. The "Ace Rothstein Rule" as applied to Winston. The Redskins season ticket "...
CzabeCast Thursday June 28, 2018
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
GOAT Ranch 101. All the GOATS, all the time. Tim Tebow keeps hacking away in the minors. And he doesn't totally suck. Should the Mets just bring h...
CzabeCast Wednesday June 27, 2018
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NFL Top 100 List. What would expansion draft look like? Why LeBron is afraid of going to LA. Yes, afraid. California privacy bill has Google spooked. ...
CzabeCast Tuesday June 26, 2018
26 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
James Harden, your NBA MVP? Oh... really? Have him. I'll take LeBron. Adventures in VAR. Solly. The NFL heads into the season, with several depres...
CzabeCast Monday June 25, 2018
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An below ground, backyard pool: the American dream! The Jameis Winston story just got worse. And it could get even worser. An act of simple human kind...
CzabeCast Friday June 22, 2018
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NBA Draft night edition. Why we all can't help to compare white guy to white guy draft prospects. Woj ignores bosses, bombs away. Lavar Ball. Luca...
CzabeCast Thursday June 21, 2018
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Summer solstice time means Stonehenge, baby! Jeff Triplette has been given a cushy TV job. For real? Phil Mickelson is sorry. Hot dog to the face! Air...
CzabeCast Wednesday June 20, 2018
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I want my legacy in sports radio to be TWO things! The "ALE" theory and "3-TV Set-ups." I think I am on my way! Rumor season in the NF...
CzabeCast Tuesday June 19, 2018
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mickelson's ball-slap the way we'd like to hear it on TV someday. "Did Dustin just win?" Cowboys cheerleader suing team. World Cup rep...
CzabeCast Monday June 18, 2018
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
World Cup fever has struck! Mexico with a massive upset of Germany! Landon Donovan has a new *2nd favorite team in soccer. Boo! Badass granny chokes o...
CzabeCast Friday June 15, 2018
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This summer is the 30th Anniversary of the movie "Bull Durham" and we have the author of the "Making Of..." who tells us the small mir...
CzabeCast Thursday June 14, 2018
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
US Open begins. Bigger story: Phil completes career slam, Tiger wins to re-ignite comeback? Terry Collins audio with umpire. Opening bid: "You c**...
CzabeCast June 13, 2018
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Alex Ovetchkin closes the Championship parade in style: "I told you we were not going to fucking be suck this year!" Social media continues to...
CzabeCast Tuesday June 12, 2018
12 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Winning a championship is sweet, but it wouldn't be complete unless you shared the experience with a good sports friend. Andy Pollin has been that...
CzabeCast Monday June 11, 2018
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe returns from Vegas, voice mostly intact and with the warm glow of a Stanley Cup Championship still on his smile. LeBron's big reveal: "O...
CzabeCast Wednesday June 6, 2018
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
I'm guessing a certain number of you people just don't like hockey. Fine. Harumph. I am headed to Vegas, perhaps to see Lord Stanley. Donald T...
CzabeCast Tuesday June 5, 2018
05 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
J.R. Smith's blunder is mined for hilarious internet videos and memes. Steph Curry is "Shoot-a-tron 3000". The scrubs come out at night, a...
CzabeCast Monday June 4, 2018
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Caps get a leg up on the Golden Knights. Czabe schnorrs more free shit. Explaining hockey to a noob. Inspiring and insipid pre-game features. Writ...
CzabeCast Friday June 1, 2018
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
J.R. Smith pulls an all-time blunder in NBA Finals Game 1. Sears is clinging to life, as an American retail icon. Casting the NBA Finals with actors. ...
CzabeCast Thursday May 31, 2018
31 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Braden Holtby and the save that rocked DC! Other comparable DC sports "moments" like that. A sea of red downtown at the watch party. Doc Emric...
CzabeCast Wednesday May 30, 2018
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Capitals face a "can't lose" Game 2 in Vegas. Wilson avoids suspension. The anthem issue, in honest financial terms. Roseanne blows her he...
CzabeCast Tuesday May 29, 2018
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals fall to the Vegas Golden Knights, 6-4. LeBron and Warriors meet for the 4 straight time. Powerwashing porn, landscaping is a waste of tim...
CzabeCast Friday May 25, 2018
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the Caps are in the Stanley Cup Finals, it's actually okay to start thinking about where would the parade be. So me and Andy do just that...
CzabeCast Thursday May 24, 2018
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals power their way through to Stanley Cup Finals. For once, the Caps... didn't Cap. My god, it feels so good! My Game 7 recap, with audi...
CzabeCast Wednesday May 23, 2018
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Notorious JAY makes his triumphant return! The LA NFL stadium costs are going through the roof because... earthquakes. Big Ben is hated by most Steele...
CzabeCast Tuesday May 22, 2018
22 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals deliver a rock-em-sock-em gut check performance to stay alive vs. Tampa. Big Ginger, Tim Murray joins me to discuss and to hopefully not ...
CzabeCast Monday May 20, 2018
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Should you buy a $300 lawnmower every 5 years, or a $1000 one that lasts 15+? Trick question: hire somebody to do it! Drew Olson drops by to talk spor...
CzabeCast Wednesday May 16, 2018
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Six of the Top 10 drunkest cities in America, are all in Wisconsin. Hope you are proud, you cheeseheads! Legalized sports gambling & unintended co...
CzabeCast Tuesday May 15, 2018
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Supremes have dunked on PASPA and a whole new world is about to open up to sports and gambling in America. Will it be paradise, or Dante's Inf...
CzabeCast Monday May 14, 2018
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A full Saturday of hard labor later, Czabe has some definite thoughts on doing it "the wrong way" when it comes to weed barriers and such. We ...
CzabeCast Friday May 11, 2018
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe give his impressions of meeting and interviewing RB Derrius Guice. What will the Lions do now, in the wake of the Matt Patricia dismissed sexual...
CzabeCast Thursday May 10, 2018
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
John Skipper is still in demand after his numerous ESPN disasters. Funny, huh? What if you had to buy your internet "by the foot?" The frivolo...
CzabeCast Wednesday May 9, 2018
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Remember NHL '94? Of course people my age do! It might have been the greatest sports video game of all time! Charch joins me to discuss the sports...
CzabeCast Tuesday May 8, 2018
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals finally kill their hockey "El Guapo" the Penguins. Andy Pollin swings by for perspective on the 20 year drought. Now, how much sh...
CzabeCast Monday May 7, 2018
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals try to boldly go where no DC sports team has gone in almost 20 years: to the "Final Four" of their major sport! Is Becky Hammond ...
CzabeCast Friday May 4th, 2018
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron James is going through opponents like shit through a tin horn. Oh, did somebody mention poop? T.J. McConnell looks like a pickup player. Embarr...
CzabeCast Thursday May 3, 2018
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals Tom Wilson gets clipped by the NHL for dangerous hit. The Redskins are the latest NFL team to have a cheerleader PR crisis. What will a p...
CzabeCast Wednesday May 2, 2018
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Did Kim Jong Un really bring his own crapper to the DMZ handshake with South Korea? And what is the likely training regimen of those jogger/bodyguards...
CzabeCast Tuesday May 1, 2018
01 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Browns John Dorsey keeps a secret. The Brewers tweet smack at the Cubs. Pornbots invade Facebook Live baseball games. The Packers select more CBs....
CzabeCast Monday April 30, 2018
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron James is both a supernatural freak of basketball, and a whiney, flopping bitch. You have to live the the latter, to enjoy the former. NFL Draft...
CzabeCast Friday April 27, 2018
27 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Baker Mayfield becomes the first ever walk-on to become the #1/#1 pick in the draft. No worries, kid, the Browns are counting on you to reverse decade...
CzabeCast Thursday April 26, 2018
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL Draft has become an absolute monster, thanks to the fact that the league is now just a "TV show about quarterbacks." A look and listen...
CzabeCast April 25, 2018
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Everybody hates slow play in golf, but calling the cops on a 5-some of African American ladies, not a good look right now in the wake of Starbucks. We...
CzabeCast Tuesday April 24, 2018
24 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL Draft on Thursday will be a blockbuster. But will the Browns somehow find a way to cock it up? How did the Ravens miss on Kyle Boller? Mike Fr...
CzabeCast Monday April 23, 2018
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron's matchy-matchy suit-gift-party almost worked. Until Bo Buckets showed up! We'll talk about the Giannis "taco-gate" incident, t...
CzabeCast Friday April 20, 2018
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NFL Schedule release day is here, and never forget what the NFL is at it's most distilled core: "A TV show, about quarterbacks." That'...
CzabeCast Thursday April 19, 2018
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the fact LeBron is having one of his best seasons ever at age 33, having played all-82 games, and eviscerating the Pacers in Game 2 last night...
CzabeCast Wednesday April 18, 2018
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When I say nobody knows if Lamar Jackson will be a good NFL quarterback, it's no exaggeration. NOBODY really knows. But the detailed scouting repo...
CzabeCast Tuesday April 17, 2018
17 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Is Josh Rosen "too smart" for NFL teams, or is that code word for an ugly sterotype. Either way, Rosen will be one of the great mysteries of t...
CzabeCast Monday April 16, 2018
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Capitals are well on their way to another epic choke and I was there in person to witness it. The 5 Stages of Caps Fan Grief. Poppovich and the ar...
CzabeCast Friday April 13, 2018
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
How do you tell if it's "luck" or "skill" in sports? Easy. Luck is when it happens to your opponent! Is there any way to fix the s...
CzabeCast April 12, 2018
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Wheel of Fortune guy gets royally screwed. Will Andrew Luck ever be good again? Aldon Smith extreme DUI. Meek Mill 101. Eating crow on Shohei Otani. J...
CzabeCast Wednesday April 11, 2018
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Kraft lobbies harder for Meek Mill's release than Tom Brady's suspension! My new plan for NBA playoff seedings. Rookie of the year cat fig...
CzabeCast Tueday April 10, 2018
10 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What is the Golf Channel doing broadcasting Stanley Cup playoff games? Let's make baseball warm again. TV news fights. Stupidity of mock drafts. U...
CzabeCast Monday April 9, 2018
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Patrick Reed wins Masters. His family situation and college career are well, complicated. The glory of shot-tracer. Gary Player envy. Runner Up Ricky....
CzabeCast Friday 04-06-18
06 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Finau's dislocated ankle, turned -4 opening round is one of the great "golf injury" stories in a long time. But was it really that im...
CzabeCast Thursday 04-05-18
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Cooley is an artist, a slob, a genius, a goofball, and guy who is still obsessed with football now that he's retired. I talked to him about ...
CzabeCast Wednesday 04-04-18
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Masters Par-3 contest lived in sporting obscurity for years, until the Green Jackets teamed up with ESPN to finally put it on TV. It's an even...
CzabeCast Tuesday 04-03-18
03 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Donte DiVincenzo is known as "The Michael Jordan of Delaware" and also "The Big Ragu" for his Italian heritage. He's also a kid wh...