Dale Vince's Zerocarbonista

Animal Farm

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Climate refugees. The Animal (whatever Act) and the beginning of the end for factory farming. Reform, Farage dogging (the hunting ban). Cornwall’s o...

Saturday Night Beaver

17 Dec 2025

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Energy bills, electric car bans, banks behaving badly, and the climate crisis - have we lived through it before? The Swiss Army Beaver, Netanyahu and ...

Turkeys, Harrods, Jumpers, Farage, Eurovision and Beavers

12 Dec 2025

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Election fraud, Farage, turkey gobbling, Xmas jumpers. Eurovision, Israel and Palestine.  The global green economy, heat pumps, Miliband, electric ca...

Seven Years In

03 Dec 2025

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Gaza Cola, Mobiles in a bucket and blackouts in London.  The return of Johnson, the burning ban, Ecotalk on fire, beavers incoming - and the mad wate...

The Babelfish Edition

27 Nov 2025

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And so much more, the ClusterMusk enters the lexicon, Dale and Reform agree about something, it’s worth a billion a year….the budget lands, COP30 ...

The Power of Three

19 Nov 2025

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The Millionaire roadshow, FGR go top of the league Ma and Dale fact checks himself. Is China our secret climate weapon? Will COP 30 deliver anything? ...

A Tale Of Two Forests

12 Nov 2025

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Ethical consumers, standing up for Palestine, no money for the Amazon, COP 30 - what is it good for.? The world’s biggest hypocrite and king of fake...

The Wealth Tax Cometh?

05 Nov 2025

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This week - from vegan sea gulls to stunning football - the new study that destroys the fairy tales of Farage, Badenoch and even Octopus….The exit t...

New Piers and Old Blair

29 Oct 2025

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This week we got Piers Morgan, reborn as a woke person - Tony Blair, reborn as a green eyed monster and Reform - just being themselves.  Dale wins a ...

Reform’s Hat Trick and California’s slow food revolution

22 Oct 2025

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Dale joins Chris Packham and Feargal Sharkey in a protest. Reform perform for us all. An Israeli football club pulls a Prince Andrew… Octopus shows ...

The Data says it's b*ll*cks!

17 Oct 2025

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The Wealth Tax cometh, the Paris target is behind us - we go all ‘Cow in the Room’ with the Red Tractor in the dock, escaped salmon in the Loch an...

So Much Not To Panic About

10 Oct 2025

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This week - The invisible conference, King Coal dethroned and the green energy Six Pointer. Uncle Sam’s Fat Beardo problem and Blair’s new war zon...

The Giga Poll, a cup of tea with Maggie & some tears

03 Oct 2025

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The Giga Poll launches at an Endurance event - it's what Britain really thinks. Along with social media fun on a ladder - the green economy in on...

A Bunch Of Musks

19 Sep 2025

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Fake news on the left and the right - Dale is a Driller? - Apt when the Leader of the Fact Free world is in town, C4 blows him up - but is he such a b...

Doctor Doctor…

12 Sep 2025

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Football as medicine, a revelation from Dale and rejection from Reform, Farage meanwhile gets the spoon and we ask if he is dodging tax… China tops ...

NEW SERIES - Green Populism - what is it, nobody knows…

05 Sep 2025

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Trump might say that but Dale knows. And it’s in the news this week. Meanwhile Farage speaks out for Angie, or does he, Badenoch’s backstory looks...

The Best (And Worst) Of X-Rated Corner

29 Aug 2025

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Believe it or not, not everyone is fully on board with Dale! Crazy as it sounds, there are a few dissenters and they're only too happy to let hi...

The Best Of Cow In The Room - Part 2

15 Aug 2025

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We're all looking forward to the next series (current title: TBC) - but in the meantime, here's a second chunk of wholesome goodness from Th...

The Best Of Cow In The Room - Part 1

08 Aug 2025

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While the boys take a moment to prepare for the launch of the next series (and come up with a title!), here's a tasty compilation of some of the ...

Episode 45 - Naughty Nigel & Gary Scissorhands

01 Aug 2025

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Dale gets a new motor, talks taxes for the rich and justice for the Beanfield, recognition for Palestine, Football on prescription and Octopus in the ...

Episode 44 - It’s a summer sizzler of hot topics

25 Jul 2025

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Trump, Superman, zombie fish and adverts on Truth Social… A big legal story and a blizzard of media stuff, vegan shirts, football on prescription, t...

Episode 43 - Reform stupidity, EV handouts & fishy tales

18 Jul 2025

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The endless heatwave, Reform nonsense over climate emergency, and brilliant ‘Red Ed’.Sixty Labour MPs make a stand over the state of Palestine –...

Episode 42 - 'Power Baron’, RIP Zonal Pricing & low-traffic zones

11 Jul 2025

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Bring on the wealth tax, zonal pricing is toast, and Dale’s new moniker ‘Power Baron’.Trump and Musk bromance well and truly dead… Sadiq Khan’...

Episode 41 - Grid Faeries, flags and vegan ticks

04 Jul 2025

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Glasto, Kneecap and Vylanous words….the Rabbi with no sense of morality, Ecotricity flies a new flag, FGR get a new manager, onshore wind gets a big...

Episode 40 - Trump Said What Now...?

27 Jun 2025

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Fresh off a 2-hour interview with the FT, Dale stops in for a chat before he takes his big-arse-battery to Glasto. This week, Trump's got a potty...

Episode 39 - The China Syndrome

20 Jun 2025

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China's on fire this week, with an amazing solar energy break through and stunning electric car progress…While in Britain we're fusion dre...

Episode 38 - Sizewell, Swift Bricks and Media Tarts

13 Jun 2025

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Jam packed week this - Dale has the spending review blues, we talk Sizewell and the simple alternative we already have (it’s not green either) and t...

Episode 37 - The Miners, the Hippies, the IRA

06 Jun 2025

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Dale’s been busy in the media, this weeks right wing nut is the vigilante on the utube, we talk enemies of the state, Thatcher, and the Battle of th...

Episode 36 - Ecocide, Wind Wars and Electrostates - what is going on?

30 May 2025

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In the news this week is Breaking the Link (again) this time in the Mirror - as Scotland considers Ecocide and Dale makes the case. Tesla sales dive a...

Episode 35 - Fish bashing trade deals and AI as the answer?

23 May 2025

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Dale goes to Europe by rail - pens an op ed on the Eurostar for the Telegraph - and the world changes radically.  Britain lands a trade deal with Eur...

Episode 34 - Trade Trumps Law and doublethink rules

16 May 2025

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Once again we bring news of the good deeds of the Donald.  Tony Blair nearly wins right-wing nut of the week for his crazy pro fossil intervention on...

Episode 33 - Secretly one of us

09 May 2025

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This week we look at Trump’s good deeds, from Oz to Canada to China and we invite Richard Tice to come out of the closet.  We open with a libel upd...

Episode 32 - The answer is Net Zero

02 May 2025

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In this week's show, an irrational ex Labour PM joins Farage - in nonsense on net zero. The Telegraph smeared Dale again, then apologised and the...

Episode 31 - Orange Crumble?

25 Apr 2025

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The need for more Nuclear cops, the MAGA diet that will surely work, more pointless tariffs and a madly big cheque - on one side as we take a dive int...

Episode 30 - It’s Ed Wot Done it

18 Apr 2025

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Times Radio out does the Telegraph for a Daily Dale this week as we mix British Steel - energy and a nutty new right wing narrative - about Ed Milliba...

Episode 29 - Driller Killer

11 Apr 2025

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Trump’s tariff assault on the World has unexpected consequences, of course, but this one takes the biscuit.  As factory farming comes under attack,...

Episode 28 - For Facts Sake Laugh

28 Mar 2025

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Trump versus the weathermen - hedge funds to the rescue?  Tesla and the China Syndrome. California (not so) dreaming, sea water sucking,  woods and ...

Episode 27 - Don’t Nazis Buy Cars?

21 Mar 2025

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Musk faces market Karma while Trump pumps Tesla, and a tiny tax that could change everything. Dale has a dress code issue with government security and...

Episode 26 - Rapid unscheduled disassembly…

14 Mar 2025

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This week Dale’s looking for a job, animal poo from farms gets a new classification, lab grown food meanwhile is round the corner, the Aussies print...

Episode 25 - An Algae named Elon

07 Mar 2025

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We got that, Dale in Tatler, Bezos in third, religious attitudes to this eco stuff, the wealth tax comes back, Drax giving us all the Vs and windmills...

Episode 24 - Courtroom Dramas & Kebab karma

03 Mar 2025

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The “HamasGate” saga endgame approaches as the Daily Mail and Guido Fawkes fold.We look at a new report from those eco fanatics at the CBI while t...

Episode 23 - What’s a Wolf Worth?

24 Feb 2025

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This week we brush past the latest improbabilities that are Trump actuals and dive into food and nature. Wolves can help us cut carbon and the eye cru...

Episode 22 - Drax and the Axe

17 Feb 2025

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Good news for tree huggers. Bad news for the perps of Hamasgate. Green skyscrapers, invisible killers and Trump’s exploding straws. Great audience q...

Episode 21 - The economist with no numbers

10 Feb 2025

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This week Dale faces fact-free allegations from the party of corruption. And we go where economists fear to tread - running the numbers on new runways...

Episode 20 - The Daley Telegraph?

31 Jan 2025

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One article every day for five days looks like an obsession. A mad media week ending with dawn till dusk coverage on Gaza, donations, Heathrow, big gr...

Episode 19 - Trump’s withdrawal method

25 Jan 2025

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This week - Trump’s withdrawal method, Musk’s Dr Strangelove arm, the heat pump light begins to dawn on Ed and the end of wind in the US as China’...

Episode 18 - Santa, Nukes and Climate Whiplash

20 Jan 2025

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We’ve got it all, US flat earthers land in Blighty, Reform want new coal mines - while climate scientists talk of weather whiplash. One side is hide...

Episode 17 - The Mother of them all

10 Jan 2025

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Trump out-Trumps himself - with his imperial ambitions for Greenland, Canada and the Panama Canal… while his new his bro Musk wants to run Britain. ...

Episode 16 - 2024 Wrapped Up

02 Jan 2025

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In this episode we explore a pivotal year - from Labour’s game-changing election win, the global surge in renewables, hitting that 1.5 degree target...

Episode 15 - The yellow, red, brown and white stuff

19 Dec 2024

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This episode we got Big Food trying to stop cows from farting, Musk trying to pollute our politics, we hear about Dale’s week in the High Court, his...

Episode 14 - A confusing news day

06 Dec 2024

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Bendy solar panels can do what? US support for UN climate plans begets fury. Milk can’t be called milk… and a wooden football stadium is now naile...

Episode 13 - Live From Liverpool

02 Dec 2024

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A very special live episode from Liverpool Accelerator City.... :)

Episode 12 - Fags and Bacon

22 Nov 2024

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Noisy heat pumps, pointless COPs, Fags and Bacon - and Farming's new bestie... yeah right. Plus some old chestnuts - and false choices.

Episode 11 - The Gift from God. Really….

16 Nov 2024

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Another oil baron kicks off another Petrostate COP this week – Keir Starmer stands up for climate justice, sets bold new target but makes interestin...

Episode 10 - WTF of a week…

08 Nov 2024

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Right wing nuts dominate the latest episode… but here's why Trump won’t be able to stop Net Zero and James Dyson should stop whinging and pay...

Episode 9 - A Green frost in NO-vember

01 Nov 2024

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This week we talk Budget, Green-on-Green battles, why I'm saying No in November, and I unpack my supposed "shadowy" support for the Lab...

Episode 8 - Crimes against Humanity?

25 Oct 2024

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We got left and right wing nuts this week - as the heat pump rumble, rumbles on and I’m accused of all manner of things. The UN issues a stark warni...

Episode 7 - A One Man Drax

18 Oct 2024

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The Monbiot episode? Well, it was hard to avoid some mention of the extraordinary attacks, sparked by my public comments on Heat Pumps. Our school din...

Episode 6 - Things can only get Badder...

11 Oct 2024

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This week we talk Regicide, Hurricanes, Football, Climate Villains (and tax exiles) and news giving us reason to maybe co opt that old right wing saw ...

Episode 5 - Big Dirty Salmon

04 Oct 2024

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Cracking episode... We kick off with the Tory party conference - just another episode in the saga of the race to lead the zombie party. We celebrate t...

Episode 4 - Musk can do one

27 Sep 2024

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This week – we dive into the Labour Conference with fringe events, speeches, and wall-to-wall media interviews, covering donations, wealth tax, and ...

Episode 3 - Thatcher, the milk snatcher

20 Sep 2024

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This week - An ex government minister says some crazy stuff and goes toe to toe with Nige for the right wing nut award - while an actual government mi...

Episode 2 - Life's A Gas

13 Sep 2024

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In this one, we’ve got methane – a bit of a climate villain and another reason to ditch the cow. Right-wing nuts are back – Trump and his leadin...

Episode 1 - Landed like a cowpat...:)

10 Sep 2024

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Our new season kicks off and we talk about the title, what it might have been and why it is what it is. We have Rishi and his 4 foot wooden spoon, a s...

The Series 5 Wrap-Up

16 Aug 2024

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It’s been a crazy ride this series - blessed with an abundance of right wing nuts, we explored all manner of craziness, not least from Sunak and co ...

Live From WOMAD - Part 2

09 Aug 2024

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LIVE from WOMAD - Dale really enjoyed the audience questions on this live session which was off the charts, just brilliant.  Great questions, great d...

And finally, from a field somewhere…

02 Aug 2024

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We close out our ‘Just Stop the Tories’ season, live from WOMAD (festival). With a drive-by look back at the origins of that phrase and its realis...

Episode 44 - Going, going, gone

26 Jul 2024

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The Tories have been stopped, Labour wastes no time, and we look at a bit of green-on-green action. Dale's feeling the pressure for a new name, N...

Episode 43 - A New Era... :)

19 Jul 2024

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Crawling out of our post-Glasto, post-election black hole – we’re back, and the Tories have been stopped by a massive Labour win. We talk about li...

Episode 42 - It won’t be the Sun ‘wot done it’

04 Jul 2024

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Giant Batteries, Bob Vylan, climate deniers and Dale’s multi stage tour - that’s just Glasto - we also cover the election (obvs), some bandwagon j...

Episode 41 - It's a bit like Xmas

28 Jun 2024

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This week, we're in a whirlwind of events. Dale's shares his excitement about the upcoming election, comparing it to a kid waiting for Chris...

Episode 40 - Cut the green crap

20 Jun 2024

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This week, we’ve got Newsnight behind the scenes, Reform’s not-manifesto, Farage being ‘stitched up’, and a GB News apology in the dead of nig...

Episode 39 - Popcorn and nuts...

14 Jun 2024

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This week, Europe has outbreaks, but our right wing nut in the chair is from the unreformed party (it’s proper nutty). We talk elections as ‘Two F...

Episode 38 - A tale of two sausages

07 Jun 2024

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Spoilt this week by an abundance of right-wing nuttery - headlined by Tice claiming ‘it was the sun wot did it.’ We try desperately not to mention...

Episode 37 - Redwoods and green dystopias

31 May 2024

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Giant Redwoods and little ones, green dystopias, and the white blokes wot did it – we've got a shed full of wing nuttery. We look at a stunning...

Episode 36 - Things can only get Wetter

24 May 2024

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As Sunak fires the starting gun and Just Stop the Tories approaches the end game... we've got a bag of right-wing nuts, some China nonsense, and ...

Episode 35 - If Romans had nukes...

17 May 2024

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"We have a new headline act in the right wing nut box this week and a support act nobody ever heard of.  And then there’s Right Said Fred. We ...

Episode 34 - Tumbleweeds

10 May 2024

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In this week's jam packed episode our right wing nut section threatens to takeover as we revisit Moggy gate and update on a slew of legal actions...

Episode 33 - Think twice like Tice

03 May 2024

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This week kicks off with our fave - the right wingnuts… There’s a legal update and we talk about Rees-Mogg, the posh man’s Julia Hartley-Brewer,...

Episode 32 - The right-wing nut cluster

26 Apr 2024

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Several overlapping Right-Wing Nut stories this week, a reform candidate that makes Julia Hartley-Brewer look like Mother Theresa, wind energy in Brit...

Episode 31 - Mined diamonds aren’t forever

19 Apr 2024

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We’ve enough Right-wing Nuts this week to whip up a decent bar snack - Dale gets a touch of PTSD from an encounter with Julia Hartley-Brewer and Ian...

Episode 30 - The Great British Fake Off

15 Apr 2024

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Thrill packed episode this one as Dale takes us through a fake Net Zero project the government has given permission for. With lawsuits flying in the r...

Episode 29 - Call that an apology?

05 Apr 2024

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From racist Reform party candidates to Tory sex scandals, we've got a no holds barred episode of Zerocarbonista. The hot topic this week is when ...

Episode 28 - A Tory Distraction

25 Mar 2024

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Rip-roaring episode this week as we take our usual irreverent look at the green and ungreen news of the week, featuring Brexit: the gift that keeps (n...

Episode 27 - More Fossil Foolery

15 Mar 2024

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It's been a very eventful week for Dale, as we look at Sunak’s dodgy donors, his mathematically challenged plan to burn more fossil fuels and w...

Episode 26 - A Rishi Sunak State of Mind

08 Mar 2024

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Dale and Ian are in fine form this week tearing up Hunt’s budget and talking up Dale’s alternative green one - it’s pulled straight from the lat...

Episode 25 - Mob Rule?

01 Mar 2024

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Sunak reclaims the “Right Wing Nut” title, rather easily with last week’s stunts… mobs with tractors are ok apparently. Mexico City approaches...

Episode 24 - From Eco Zealot to Mega Donor

23 Feb 2024

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Dale’s got a new nickname. It’s mega but what’s the significance? We discuss who’s rigging our legal system against climate activists in the m...

Episode 23 - Thank God for China!

16 Feb 2024

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Dale chats with a brand new Right Wing Nut this week, as a bombshell mega poll predicts Armageddon for the Tories at the next election. With the UK no...

Episode 22 - The truth is somewhere in the middle

09 Feb 2024

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A fiery episode this one. Labour’s £28 billion green pledge, has it been ditched or not? The truth is somewhere in the middle. It’s been a disast...

Episode 21 - Fossil Fuels, Red Meat and Tobacco

02 Feb 2024

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This week, we look at the Government’s absurd anti Veganuary advertising blitz, a Tory donor’s North Sea flares (not the fashion faux pas kind). W...

Episode 20 - Unfathomable Headlines

30 Jan 2024

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We’ve jam packed loads into this one, leaving you with a more positive outlook on what lies ahead. Ecotricity earns a prestigious award, while Shado...

Episode 19 - Drill, Baby, Drill

22 Jan 2024

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Dale braves the icy winds outside Wembley for the big Green Football Weekend launch, and gives us an update on what’s going on at FGR. We delve into...

Episode 18 - It's Getting Hot In Here

12 Jan 2024

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Dale explains why we must ‘just stop the Tories’ - and it’s all in the news; 2023  is confirmed as the hottest year ever and Sunak plans to pou...

Episode 17 - Republicans Love Renewable Energy

05 Jan 2024

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As Dale returns from his extended break with fresh hope, we’re smacked back to reality as our counterfactual Prime Minister Sunak continues to gasli...

Episode 16 - Dreaming of a Greener Christmas

22 Dec 2023

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It’s the last episode this side of Dale’s favourite event of the year - we kick off with an important update at FGR and talk air pollution, artifi...

Episode 15 - A Breakthrough

15 Dec 2023

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Dale shares his final assessment of COP28 and why there’s reasons to be cheerful. We debunk a long list of porkies from Sunak, whether a ban on SUVs...

Episode 14 - Living In Caves

08 Dec 2023

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Dale is in complete disbelief as COP28 President Al Jaber says there’s “no science” behind the phasing out of fossil fuels, claiming it would ta...

Episode 13 - Meat The Fockers

01 Dec 2023

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Dale receives a threatening letter from the DVLA over his electric bike, but fear not as we spill the beans on COP28 and how big meat companies are pl...

Episode 12 - The Green-less Budget

24 Nov 2023

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Where’s the green stuff in the budget?  We looked everywhere and couldn’t find it.  Dale remembers the time he met David Cameron. Also, it turns...