314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS

Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off  Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?  00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓   01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫   02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps   03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀   09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy   12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂   14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!   16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳   18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch   20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)   24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies   26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻   30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊   33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊   36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀   39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟   44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names   48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene   56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯   59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout   — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy

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