Dan Does Footy
Episodes
The Darwin Suns
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Darwin Suns are just unstoppable in the top end. A great game last night against the Hawks to kick start our weekends! Instagram - @dandoes...
Round 10 Preview
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagram.com/dandoesfooty/ See omnystud...
Round 9 Review
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Round 9 is in the books and it could have been the best round we have ever seen... No more graveyard shifts, Sunday was unbelievable! &nb...
Dismantle Dockers
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Right that's it. Freo you're well and truly banned from prime time games. We have simply had enough! Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dando...
Round 9 Preview
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go! Round 9 is upon us and we can’t wait. So much to unpack here, so get stuck in! Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfo...
Round 8 Review
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well that was a round of footy! Literally. Wasn’t good, wasn’t bad either. It was just a round of the game we love. He...
A Game For The Ages...
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well done to anyone that got through lasts nights game. Let’s go through it together before a big weekend of footy. Instagram - @dandoesf...
Round 8 Preview
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who is ready for more footy? I know we are. Here's your definitive Round 8 preview. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - ...
Round 7 Review
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LIDS. OFF. BLUES ARE BACK. Geez. Strap yourself in for this episode. Wow... Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoes...
Snooze-fest At The 'G
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well done to the Dees but last night was a tough watch. Well done to all that managed to get through it... Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - ...
Round 7 Preview
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who is ready for another round of the greatest sport in the world? We are. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesf...
Round 6 Review
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a long weekend. Join us as we dissect one of the great weekends of football. God I love this sport. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @d...
Pies Of Brisbane Town
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well there we have it. Flag favourites as it stands, are the Pies. Huge statement made in Brisbane last night. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTub...
Round 6 Preview
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants more footy? We'll give it to ya... Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: ...
Gather Round Review
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Greatest GR yet. Adelaide was the place to be as footy was the real and only winner. LFG, what a round, ARGH!!!!!!! WE LOVE THIS GAME. &n...
Gather Round Day 2
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh what a night! Join us as we sit outside the amazing Adelaide Oval and go through last night's opener at the fun house. Instagram - @dandoesfooty Yo...
Gather Round Preview
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go. The week where the footy world all comes to the great city of Adelaide. Let's go through it together. Instagram - @dandoesfooty You...
Round 4 Review
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Things are starting to shape up after a huge weekend. Let's dissect it! Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfoot...
Hey GC, You Up?
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So done. Whatever. Enjoy. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagr...
Round 4 Preview + Aisle 29
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LFG! Round 4 is here and I’m that bloody pumped. Something tells me Ollie is too as he brings half of Moorabbin to the studio with him… &...
Round 3 Review and I'm Blue.
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Great. I'm blue. Whatever. Honestly, I'm so done. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the s...
The Edge Is Back!
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It wasn't pretty but the Bombers did the business on Thursday night footy. Let's go through it together and then get stuck into the weekend. &nb...
Round 3 Preview
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s on! Round 2 is done and it’s all about round 3 with some cracking games! This is your one stop preview shop. Instagram - @dand...
Round 2 Review
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Forget the Warchest, it’s all about the Partychest down south! Add in some Shineboners and 162 point performance, this round had it all… ...
0-2 Review
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode I enter full therapy mode after what I saw last night at the MCG. It was bad, now it’s terrible… Also a big than...
We Go Again - Round 2 Preview.
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We move on, we rebuild and start from scratch. Round two is here and here's the only preview you need. LFG! Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube -...
Rich’s Round One Review
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well we can now officially move on from Carlton’s Thursday night effort. All is well in the land as Footy is well and truly back in the biggest ...
Richmond Does Footy
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No words. Nothing. Enjoy. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikTok - @dandoesfooty Support the show: https://www.instagr...
HERE WE GO!!
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tomorrow night, the Loud House is back. Footy is back. We couldn’t be happier. Here’s your unqualified round preview… Instag...
Slightly Ajar Round Review
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I've changed my tune! Opening Round is unreal... Mocha guernseys, cramps, celes and a day off in-between. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @...
Friday Thoughts
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well this is a bit awkward. We were all set for a post Thursday night game episode... So here we are. With a bunch of nonsense. Enjoy! Instagram...
Slightly Ajar Round Preview
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here it is! The big one! Thanks to Cyclone Alfred we bring you the official guide to the slightly ajar season opening, made up of two games. It’...
Cyclone Alfred Feat. 'Olkaneo'.
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here's the menu and I can't believe I'm saying this: Cornes and King vs Ollie, Bont's injury, a cyclone and the Wiggles pre Suns game. What is this se...
Musical Disaster Class
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, I've officially decided that the Blues are cursed. So we've decided to perform our first song to lift the curse and help heal the community.&nbs...
Weld Them Shut
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's all just awful... Injuries, losses and $17m offers not being accepted. My lid also could not be further on. It's just not it today...  ...
Auntie Making Soda
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LEAVE GOLD COAST ALONE! This week has through up more hacking, injuries and a few hit outs. Let’s get stuck into it. PS, head to You...
Welcome Back.
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to our absolute favourites. That was the longest off season of all time, but the good news is that we’re back! Catch up on ou...
Season Finale
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to everyone who has helped create this wonderful community we love so much. Welcome to our last episode of 2024. We will be back next yea...
No Horsing Around
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was supposed to be a nice and chill day in the office until Sydney decided to drop the news of the year! Join us as we dissect the news live… ...
Mock Draft With Dylan Alexander
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If there’s one person to listen to going into the 2024 draft, it’s Dylan Alexander. Join us as we dissect this whole thing together. Instagram ...
The Rising Sun
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We survived the GC after a great couple of days rebranding the club and ourselves. Join us for a shorter episode before a huge draft preview tomorrow!...
Rebrand Season
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone is rebranding and we love it! Join us before we head over to the GC to see how the Suns will look into 2025. We also have all the latest f...
Spring Break
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we work through this off season! AFLW, logo changes and a Harry Potter game. What more do you want? Are you not entertained!? Instagram ...
Bit Dusty (Martin)
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us during a big week in Melbourne and the landscape of the world. Delist Or Play On. The Vault Returns. We run through the greatest Draft prof...
Our AFLW Era
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big episode today! We welcome a couple of AFLW superstars onto the show, we have some player movements and chat beer sizes. Instagram - @dandoesfoo...
Spooky Season
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ooooooooooooooooo! We are dressed up and ready to roll for spooky season. Phone calls, list changes, new colours and delist or play on is back to kick...
Killing Time
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We might be treading water right now but we don’t miss a thing in this episode. Unless we have because that does happen here on DDF… Instagram ...
Mosh Life
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well I’ve moshed for the first time and bloody loved it… Some of it. We talk some utter rubbish mixed in with some list changes, Geelong jobs and ...
Planting Seeds
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No footy? No worries! There’s plenty to go through with a firm trade wrap, we revisit the Giants mess and Joey Lopez returns to the show. Enjoy! ...
Trade Wrap
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shower position results, trade wrap, Giant disaster and plenty more. Take a load off. Enjoy. Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfooty TikT...
Did You Miss Us?
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That felt like the longest week in history, but we’re finally back! Trades, rumours, showers, new friends, swimming styles, interventions and more. ...
It’s Getting Sourcey
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The rumour mill is spinning. The facts are blurred and that’s where DDF comes alive. Join us as we try not to get sued. Instagram - @dandoesfooty...
Clean Up On Aisle MCG
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And there it is. Season 2024 is in the books and congratulations to the Lions. If you’re a Swannies fan, this podcast is probably not for you. Just ...
Happiest Time Of The Year
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Like waking up on Christmas Day, the time we’ve been waiting for is here. The Grand Final is ALMOST here. In this episode Dan and Ollie are joine...
Bad News For Beers
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And then there were two. After a huge weekend we are left with South Melbourne and Fitzroy in the big dance. Joins us as we dissect the games, give...
Preliminary Podcast
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How do we sum up this episode? We sing Creed, Brad Crouch is an executive, Dusty begs the GC, stories from the vault, Ollie gets one over Bailey Smith...
More Kenergy, More Passion
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AND BREATHE!!!!! Ken is Kenough, Hok out, Giants need new undies and Brisbehinds no more… Footy ladies and gentlemen, footy. Instagram - @dandoes...
Bandwagon Central
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big episode today as we look ahead to week two of finals! We’re also joined by the great Dylan Humphries from Cench to talk stats and finals. (Oh...
Welcome To Hokwarts.
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wizards, comebacks, butt cheek photos, pregnancy announcements, a maxed out credit card and 6 teams left. Join us as we review the first week of final...
Bad Week To Be A Brick Wall
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s happening. It’s here… FINALS FOOTY STARTS TONIGHT. I’m ready to run through a brick wall for Vossy, for Doc, for the league and for my...
Blink Twice If You Want A Trade
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AFLW is back, players are requesting trades and I’m fizzing for the finals. It is all happening… Instagram - @dandoesfooty YouTube - @dandoesfo...
Family Reasons
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can forgive our intern ruining the start of the episode, there’s actually a fair bit to get through… We have a Bubba pizza update, Trac ...
NEVER TEAR US APART!
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And just like that, it’s time for finals. The good news is that it was all pretty seamless and easy yesterday… Let’s unpack this together. What ...
Turn It Down Adelaide!
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well the Showdown had plenty of things to forget including the great Tommy Thunder being assaulted and a hat being hit!! Hey Adelaide, calm your farm!...
Cancel Bali Flights
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just as we said our farewells to a few seasons, we are back from the dead!! Here’s what’s on the menu: Blues are alive Geelong are frauds E...
Flat As A Trac
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How are you feeling footy fans? Two home and away rounds to go. I’m not worried, I’m not worried at all. I’m taking it pretty well actually… ...
End Of Season Burial
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are. We now have a clearer view as to what this thing looks like. And I’ll be honest, I don’t like it. So please join us as we pay o...
All On A Random Tuesday
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What was just a normal Tuesday turned into one of the worst days ever, as Tomahawk AND Dusty retired. Join us as we try and make sense of the news whi...
I've Joined The Circus
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If I sound like a clown, I must be a clown. I’ve just hit the ground after coming down the second scariest slide in the world. Join us as we lick ou...
Karma Cut Me
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is my new haircut a clear case of karma for the way I’ve acted this football season? It’s hard to say, but we can’t rule it out. With a hat firm...
7,268 Days and Counting
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
7,268 Days and Counting Essendon Fans, a lot can happen in 7,268, we’d give you a list but we don’t have enough characters. Instagram - @dandoesfo...
Hotline Sting
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You asked for it and here it is. Always feel free to leave us a footy message. We might read it!! (Unless we are busy, really really busy.) CREDI...
Ted Lasso To The Eagles?
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And just like that, it’s round 20… Are the Eagles about to hire Justin Langer as coach? How many more twists and surprises do we have left? And Ra...
Cox Blocked
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have we just witnessed the two best games of the season?! From thrillers to chopstick specials, round 19 was absolutely stacked. Dean Cox has said no ...
Chipped Fib
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Ollie (and Dane) does footy. Since I reached 10k followers I’ve decided I’d write the episode description this week. We’ve got heap...
Are We All Frauds?
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well I’m no closer to figuring this thing out after another big weekend of footy. Who is bad, who is good and who do I need chopsticks to watch? Thi...
Justice For Simmo
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a full on few days in footy. Simmo gets sacked and the West Australian let him know about it. Isaac Heeney gets a week, Mitch Lewis does his ACL....
Tatt Watch With Jason Castanga
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t say we’re not committed. You just can’t. Today three time premiership winner with the Tigers, Jason Castagna, inks us both up. Ollie with ...
The New Face of Footy Commentary - Matt Hill
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That’s it then. Stop the podcast because it doesn’t get better than this. The man with the velvet lungs, commentator Matt Hill joins the show. Fro...
We May Never Lose Again
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A full weekend of footy and we didn’t miss a thing. Believe us, we haven’t missed a game again! We go through the hammering at the ‘G, Hawthorn’...
Dear Essendon...
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is one hell of an episode! No ban for Danger Brownlow prediction A full weekend of footy previews Formal Essendon Apology It might be Dan Do...
Prancing Down Lygon.
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re going to focus on one quote and one quote only. Just listen out for: “It’s not a joke anymore. I’ve never been so sure that Ca...
Psychology 101 With DDF
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, with a little help from some psychologists we head inside the mind of an umpire. We also have all the usual riffraff, lubing up and round p...
Magpie Swooping At The ‘G
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a round where some people followed the script, others did not. Dusty played game 300, the Pies break Kangaroo hearts, our hotline nearly melted and...
Oh Dustin Martin You Are The Love Of My Life
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Dusty Martin hour where we celebrate one of the best to ever do it. Premierships, Norm Smiths, a Brownlow and now 300 games. Amazing. W...
Throat and Gut Awareness
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The DDF studio was a sorry sight this morning after a serious case of throat awareness. I also have gastro, so at a bare minimum, it’s an entertaini...
1800 Our Hotline’s Open…
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You read that right everyone, as of today you’ll have the opportunity to voice your concerns on the show through our voicemail system. Other than th...
Lid Remnants All Over Adelaide.
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Lid isn’t off, it’s blown to smithereens. But it’s not just Carlton that caught my eye this weekend. We go through ‘the incident’ at Tra...
$110k Well Spent!
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I can’t confirm nor deny if it was me that bought a lunch with Harley Reid and Nic Nac for $110,000… But what I can do is plate you up a stacked p...
Pounded Pavement.
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
58km run? Pffft, completed it mate. Fresh off a huge run thanks to Carlton it was time to limp into the week with another stacked show. From chop stic...
Fake Pubes
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yep. You read that title right. Come on a journey with us where we talk through the weirdest things we did as kids. I also sadly pooed myself again an...
Harley Reid Fever!
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Harley Reid… Just let that sink in. You know what? Yes we go over a huge round of footy. But this episode is dedicated to the new Prince of Perth. H...
Time To Play Nicely
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Woohoo, let’s get stuck into the round ahead! We’ve got war chest offers, a song for draws, tattoo watch heats up and I decide to bring a positive...
Daniel Ricciardo’s “Sister” Live In Studio
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a rollercoaster of a Monday for DDF in the Annotate studio. It started with a robbery and it ended with an Evangeline Victoria performance. Last ...
Beep That Bit Out.
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another round is upon us and we were busy with the beep button… Opinions were shared, swear words were used and feelings were hurt. But really, that...
Normalise AFL Superteams
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lids have been screwed on and I’ll be honest, I hate it… But stay with us because we have a big show for you. We unpack footy cards from 1994, Oll...
Party On Lygon!
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s finally here. The greatest rivalry is almost upon us and I’m vibing like crazy. In this episode we talk some through some serious fixtures ah...
DJ Shitboy
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With a title like that, how could you not tune in!? This week we reflect on a crazy weekend of footy. We dissect the umpires, break down the Sam Wicks...
Anzac Day, Legend-aires, Conspiracy Theories…
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for that stanley knife again, because there’s so much to unpack. We bring to the table some of the best AFL conspiracies, skin fold hack...
Extra, Extra, Reid All About It.
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know when you’re wearing a legionnaire on a Monday, you mean business… This week is all about Harley Reid and the West Coast Eagles. We also r...