Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High

PATREON PREVIEW: Breaking Labs

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get a rare peek inside the inner workings of Indigo Corporation Labs with this never before seen break room security footage. Staring Avery, Bess, Jam...

CHILLHAVEN Epilogue: Thoughts... For Your Penny!

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carlos, Hunter, Penny, and Ron Featus all take a little road trip to Nevermare Manor. You could have already heard this episode a week ago if you were...

CHILLHAVEN 19 | Casus Helli

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Its our Season 7 Finale!!! Carlos, Hunter, and Penny get to the bottom of Ron's past. Zeke, Vesper, and Dick go even deeper. Angela and Emma have a he...

CHILLHAVEN 18 | Enter the Featusphere

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Behold, the Mind-Shattering penultimate episode in the incredible saga of the one and only Ron Featus! Secrets shall be revealed inside that will shat...

CHILLHAVEN 17 | The Chaonychticon

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This Week: Zeke, Vesper, and Dick continue their Indigo Labs skullduggery. Meanwhile, Carlos, Penny, and Geoff (?!) take their new mysterious book to ...

CHILLHAVEN 16 | The Spirit of Yoshi Friendship

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Dick, Vesper, and Zeke continue to plumb the depths of Indigo Labs. Meanwhile, Carlos and Ron clear the air. You could have already heard t...

CHILLHAVEN 15 | A Court of Thrones and Royalty pt. 3

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Murder! Archery! Epic Showdowns! Dramatic Reveals! A Baby with A Balloon! This one's got it all! You could have already heard this episode a week ago ...

CHILLHAVEN 14 | From Be-Ron'd

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're back on the mortal plane as Carlos, Hunter, and Penny make a grim discovery underground, and Dick, Vesper, and Zeke do a stealth missi...

CHILLHAVEN 13 | A Court of Thrones and Royalty Pt. 2

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Join us, filthy peasants, for the scheming and politicking of the fae aristocracy as Angela Atticus Jr.'s misadventures in the Faerie Kingdom continue...

CHILLHAVEN 12 | A Court of Thrones and Royalty Pt. 1

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which we turn our attention away from the peaceful hamlet of Chillhaven and towards the hive of intrigue and deviosity that is... The Faerie Realm....

CHILLHAVEN 11 | That's Called Betrayal

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carlos, Hunter, and Penny do some light spelunking. Dick, Zeke, and Load hang out in a lobby. You could have already heard this episode a week ago if ...

CHILLHAVEN 10 | Hotboy: Origins

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This Week: The true origin of Heck Gently. Also introducing our new legally distinct and copyright intellectual property Professor Weird and the Hexos...

CHILLHAVEN 09 | A Memory of the Night

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carlos, Penny, and Zeke sit down with Ron Featus for a tough conversation, while Angela and Emma have a strange encounter in the Fey Wild. You could h...

CHILLHAVEN 08 | Lady Ego

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An unexpected encounter at Nevermare Manor leaves Penny White with more questions than it does answers. Meanwhile, in the fairy world, Angela and Emma...

CHILLHAVEN 07 | Bones to Pick

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Zeke, Penny, and Ron return to Dookie's Hole and the mysterious Nevermare Manor. Meanwhile back in Chillhaven, Hunter and Carlos are on the lookout fo...

CHILLHAVEN 06 | You Are Not Full of Blood

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dick has a sit-down with Meredith. Penny has an epiphany about Ron. Angela and Emma embark on a journey. You could have already heard this episode a w...

CHILLHAVEN 05 | Dead I Am The Ron

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week! Penny and Zeke recruit another member to team Momvestigation; Carlos and Hunter do some sleuthing... on wheels; and Dick has a surprise vis...

CHILLHAVEN 04 | Child of the Sweet Sun

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How many of the names of animals at Chillhaven Municipal Skate Park and Animal Zoo do YOU know? Go ahead, make a list! We'll wait! You could have alre...

CHILLHAVEN 03 | For Whom the Clock Bongs

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's an episode full of team-ups this week, folks: Penny and Zeke! Hunter and Carlos! Angela and... well, you'll just have to listen to find out that ...

CHILLHAVEN 02 | Darkest Before the Ron

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Four radical dudes go to high school. Angela throws herself a going away party. Hunter finds a suspect. You could have already heard this episode a we...

CHILLHAVEN 01 | Day of The Hunter

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As a new school year begins in Chillhaven, old friends return, a mysterious new student arrives, and a possible new threat rears its head. How was ...

[Patreon Preview] Chapter 7 Session Zero

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I've heard of "Happy New Year," but Happy New... Game?! That's right! It's 2024, yet another normal year in a series of increasingly normal years. Onl...

Chillhaven Halloween Spooktacular 2023

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! phillip jane has just inherited a grand, spooky old house from her mysterious great uncle! Cha-Ching! But there's just one catch... t...

[Patreon Preview] The Great CW Bracket: Part 1

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bees, James, Mae, and phillip jane have gathered together to SCIENTIFICALLY determine which scripted drama from the fine folks at the CW Television Ne...

Chill Sesh 6 at Chillhaven High

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bess, James, Mae, and phillip jane are all here to discuss the events of our "Ghost Story" arc, answer listener questions, and drop some big reveals a...

A Special Message from Phillip Jane

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some important news and updates from your favorite GM.   You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should chec...

Ghost Story 18 | Kick Rocks

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this, our season finale: even as one threat is seemingly defeated, new, unseen dangers make themselves known. Also, there's a pudding guy. You want...

Ghost Story 17 | Do Not Go Night Into That Good Gently

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Episode description? Listen, if you can't figure this one out from the title then I don't know what to tell you. You want more content from us. Also, ...

Ghost Story 16 | Children of Rune

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A trap is set, and ready to be sprung... But whomst upon shall it be sproinged? You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "t...

Ghost Story 15 | Ghostbusters 2 Style

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Despite what the title of this episode would lead you to believe, it actually ends up being more of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 situation. Apolog...

Ghost Story 14 | Fetch Quest

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela has an ill-considered forest confrontation. Penny, Heck, and Wally get alchemical. Zeke, Geoff, and Vesper do something actually app...

Teaser - The Exhilarating Z-Pharers!

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To experience this full canonical bonus episode in its entirety, head on over to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78084724?pr=true The city:...

Ghost Story 13 | Zeke Dies at the Beginning

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Angela follows up a lead. Penny makes a big break. Oh yeah and Zeke dies. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat."...

Ghost Story 12 | White House Bound

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Zeke, Geoff and Vesper try to figure out ghosts: how the fuck do they work?; Angela and Heck pay a visit to the local magic shop; Penny and Bart have ...

Ghost Story 11 | Downstairs Problem

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Feed the horse. Explode the horse. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. Want...

Ghost Story 10 | The Blomb Plombwad Brain Bomb

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, great. Now Vesper's here. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. Want some...

Ghost Story 09 | Bullet Proof

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The past is a grotesque animal And in its eyes you see How completely wrong you can be   You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a...

Ghost Story 08 | The Haunted Files

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chillhaven: This week on The Haunted Files, Chag, Quest, and Oakley pay a visit to the little town of Chillhaven, and encounter the spirits that call ...

Ghost Story 07 | Bozo Bones Bonanza

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Where'd all these freaking clowns come from?! Somebody better check WASHINGTON DC, they must be missing some CONGRESSMEN! You want more content from u...

Ghost Story 06 | The Anchorite

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang checks all the rest of Ordinary Falls' must-see sights off their to-do list You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a litt...

Ghost Story 05 | Ordinary Falls

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's all go to the Dookie Hole You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. Want so...

Ghost Story 04 | Sports O’Baseball’s

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang gets to the bottom of just what is going on with Bart White. Then, they try to go to a church. You want more content from us. Also, you'd lik...

PATREON PREVIEW: There and Bark Again

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which we all pretend to be dogs for a little while. Well, Bess, James, and Mae pretended to be dogs; phillip pretended to be a dog owner. What a st...

Ghost Story 03 | Who We Gonna Call?

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang return to the scene of the crime and encounter an old friend. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." Yo...

Ghost Story 02 | Déjà Boo

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's starting to feel like we might have done this one before. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should...

Ghost Story 01 | Sometimes They Came Back

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We take a peak into everybody's subconscious. Also: Buncha dang ghosts running around! You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a li...

Chill Sesh 05 at Chillhaven High

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Man it's a hot one! Be a shame if someone were to... CHILL all over it! I don't know either! Anyway, here is the fifth episode of our podcast about ou...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 06 | The Sasquatch Ascension Part 2

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone learns a lesson about friendship. Content Warning: Extreme Gore You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." ...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 05 | The Sasquatch Ascension Part 1

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's part 1 of our 2 part finale! We're building a mysterious machine again, probably be fine You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give ...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 04 | The Lynne Disclosure

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Geoff spills the beans. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. Want some more ...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 03 | The Instrument Objective

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Cybersquatch wants to get away, yeah yeah yeah! Just for a little fun, oh oh oh yeah! You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 02 | The Langley Variable

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is, in fact, Dangerous Times Best Friend's Race. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check ou...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 01 | The Eagle Reprisal

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Dick Spangler's birthday! And he's having a party! Hope nobody has any kind of issue getting there on time! You want more content from us. Also, ...

The Cybersquatch Imperative 00 | The Zero Session

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! Next week we'll be starting an ALL NEW ARC with an ALL NEW GAME SYSTEM, so we thought we would drop a brief little session zero for y'all to...

Chill Sesh 04 at Chillhaven High

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The naming convention i've established for these things is preposterous. We're talking PHANTASMAGORIA and answering your questions! You want more cont...

Phantasmagoria 13 | The Hand-Off

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Turns out you DO "gotta hand it to 'em"! It's the finale! You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should chec...

Phantasmagoria 12 | The Language of the Dead

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Part One of our two-part Phantasmagoria Finale: The seance begins! You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "tre...

Phantasmagoria 11 | The Hankerin’

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been three days since his vampire bite and Rusty is feeling uhh not great. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "t...

Phantasmagoria 10 | Plumbing the Depths

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey, uh, Sowing? Yeah... meet Reaping ;] You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon...

Dangerous Times Radio Hour Presents: Better Watch Out!

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are proud to "present" (christmas present) you this long-lost holiday radio play uncovered from the Dangerous Times Radio Hour archives and present...

Phantasmagoria 9 | Curses

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Flo makes an unexpected social call while Gilly tries to keep Rusty from succumbing to his dark temptation. And then everyone just bullies Landon for ...

Phantasmagoria 8 | A Devious Work

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Make new friends, but keep the old! One is silver, the other gold! In this episode, Rusty and Gilly meet a new friend(?), while Flo visits an old one ...

Phantasmagoria 7 | The Greater Los Angeles Teetotalers Society

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Gilly and Flo tag along to help Rusty settle an old debt with Barley Bishops that may or may not involve fighting a bunch of vampires. Depending on wh...

Phantasmagoria 6 | Unpaid Interredship

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The mystery of the basement is finally revealed. Flo does Flo stuff. Rusty and Gilly sing little songs. You want more content from us. Also, you'd lik...

[Patreon Preview]: The Mayor Field Goal Saturday Morning Cartoon Adventure Show

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's this? Something in my Chillhaven podcast feed? On a Thursday?! That's right gang. We've all been having quite a blast cavorting about in the 1...

Phantasmagoria 5 | Barley Bishops

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A mysterious figure from Rusty's past arrives with an ultimatum You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You shoul...

Phantasmagoria 4 | Ghoul‘s Night Out

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gangs all here to wreck your shit You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. W...

Phantasmagoria 3 | Flowers for All-Ger-Gone

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's almost All Hallows Eve, so we set this weeks episode in a Spooky Cemetary! Ooo! Hope its not hu hu hu haunted! You want more content from us. Als...

Phantasmagoria 2 | The Scariest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Flo, Gilly, and Rusty set out to get to the bottom of Cliff's whole deal. And to find out what's in it for them, of course. You want more content from...

Phantasmagoria 1 | A Perilous Evening at Dreadnight Manor

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shooting begins on a new horror talky, "A Perilous Evening at Dreadnight Manor" You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "t...

Chill Sesh 3 at Chillhaven High

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Let's get ready to get  c h i l l   B^) You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patre...

Prospect Quandary 20 | Epilogue

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bet you thought we forgot about a certain... School Dance? ;) You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should ...

Prospect Quandary Finale | Salted Earth

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING FINALEEEEEEEE You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should check out our patreon. Wa...

PARSELY TIMES AT SPOOKY MANOR (PATREON Unlock)

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In which we play Parsely, the table-top game based on the computer games of the 1980s! James is running the ship on this one, as the rest of the gang ...

Prospect Quandary 18 | The Venus Flytrap

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: The whole gang heads back to the place where it all began. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You...

Prospect Quandary 17 | The Centaur

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: The whole gang scrambles to collect the last items they need to complete the ritual and fix the... I guess you'd call it some kind of "time...

Prospect Quandary 16 | The Beholder

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela and Penny go to Channel's house. Zeke sees the future. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." ...

Prospect Quandary 15 | Precog in the Machine

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Geoff Lynne gets some tough news, Angela, Penny, and Sabre hatch a plan, while Heck and the Zekes make their way deeper into Indigo Labs. Y...

Prospect Quandary 14 | If a Tree Falls

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela and her mom get real, while Old Zeke flies of the handle with a half-baked plan. Guess some things you just never grow out of, huh? ...

Prospect Quandary 13 | Total Treecall

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela catches a freaking break, for like once. Penny and the gang learn some troubling news. You want more content from us. Also, you'd li...

Prospect Quandary 12 | Orchard of Death

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela presses through the ordeals of the forest only to face her greatest challenge yet. Zeke, Penny, and the rest of the gang throw a slu...

Prospect Quandary 11 | Swamp Things

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela gets in deeper still; Heck makes a troubling revelation; Vesper is mean to the Zekes. You want more content from us. Also, you'd lik...

Prospect Quandary 10 | Those Who Wander

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela gets lost in the woods; Penny cracks a book; and the Zekes are forging aliances. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to ...

Prospect Quandary 9 | The Alpha and The Omega

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: The whole gang heads to Flo's to clear the air. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like to give us a little "treat." You should che...

Prospect Quandary 8 | Devil’s Bargain

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Angela confronts her parents, and Zeke suffers some consequences. Penny finally gets to eat that ham sandwich. You want more content from u...

Prospect Quandary 7 | Eye in the Sky

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang boards the wreckage of the Prospect Quandary. I don't know what else to say about this one? You want more content from us. Also, you'd like t...

Prospect Quandary 6 | The Omega Witch

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we're going back to our roots with a good old fashioned seance! Also, Zeke does something reckless. You want more content from us. Also, yo...

Prospect Quandary 5 | The Boy Who Toyed With Infinity

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the gang head to Flo's to lick their wounds and do a little digging inside the mind of one Dick Spangler, Astronaut Kid. You want more cont...

Prospect Quandary 4 | The Millipede

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Zeke gets the lowdown from Chillhaven's new arrival while Angela, Penny, Heck, and Sabre head on over to Cliff's place to check out his coo...

Prospect Quandary 3 | The Boy Who Fell to Earth

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Angela and Penny get some interesting leads at the dance committee meeting, while Zeke and Geoff head out to inspect the crash site and mak...

Prospect Quandary 2 | The Night the Stars Fell

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the gang continues to delve deeper into the origins not just of Heck Gently, but also themselves. Meanwhile, Penny has a vision of stars, j...

Prospect Quandary 1 | Yesterday’s Boy of Tomorrow

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The gang keeps their word to Heck to investigate his origins, and in so doing uncovers some unsettling truths about Chillhaven's past, and their own. ...

Chill Sesh 2 at Chillhaven High

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome one and all to our second Chill Sesh, this one appropriately enough dropping on 4/20... the Chillest Day of the Year. This time around we are ...

The Dangerous Chillwives of San Bucha | Pt. 2

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Gird yourselves friends! Its the final and ultimate episode of our two-episode Reality Housewife saga! Last week you heard the the setup, now get read...

The Dangerous Chillwives of San Bucha | Pt. 1

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a real special treat for you this week friends! While we take a few weeks off from the main show to prepare for our next monster arc, we’...

Zoophobia 9 | The Devil You Know

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's all been leading up to this! The thrilling conclusion of Zoophobia! Zeke and Vesper share an after school activity; Penny, Angela, and Zeke make ...

Zoophobia 8 | Goat Information

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Penny and Angela try out a new spell. Zeke and Vesper attempt to collaborate. Sabre gets a new look. You want more content from us. Also, you'd like t...

Zoophobia 7 | Tail of the Croc What Bit Ya’

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High: Zeke, Angela, and Penny bring a guest to the lab. Heck experiences some growth.  You want more conte...

Zoophobia 6 | Cow-t of Body Ex-Steer-ience

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High: Penny makes an unexpected journey. Zeke takes a cold shower. Flo makes jokes. Angela makes breakfast....

Zoophobia 5 | A Hello to Arm

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High: Zeke confronts an old nemesis. Angela and Penny hedge their bets. Heck is characteristically disarmin...