Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman
Episodes
Decommissioned - Christmas part 1
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Merry Christmas everyone!!!Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is ...
Decommissioned - Social Media Part 2
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday...
Decommissioned Social Media - Part 1
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈What's rea...
Decommissioned - Schools Part 2
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad!...
Decommissioned - Schools Part 1
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.Decommissioned celeb...
Decommissioned - Meteorites & Ass holes part 2
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Paul McCartney is a LEGEND! He hates AI but have you ever heard him fart?Decommissioned Celebrity - Is this week's a bit of a dick? You decide. Keep y...
Decommissioned - Meteorites & Ass holes part 1
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!If a meteorite was about to wipe out earth how would you spend your last few hours?The po...
Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 2
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to 'SHIT' if you don't laugh you'll cry!!!The cost of living is getting out of control and to make things worse shrinkflation is ge...
Decommissioned - Mucky Story Part 1
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!Mucky podcasts are a huge success, some of them are making MILLIONS. So with the help of AI Wi...
Decommissioned - Reincarnation part 2
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukYou can now...
Decommissioned - Reincarnation Part 1
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!We are splitting up!!!! The podcast we mean. It will now be in two parts. First part will drop...
Decommissioned- AI Companion
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some people hate being alone! Rob looks forward to it! In the future YOU will never be alone as everyone will have an AI Companion. On this episode Ro...
Decommissioned - Parenting
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we...
Flies Don't Get The Respect That They Deserve
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.Rob gets deep and it all starts w...
Decommissioned: Sumo Wrestler
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!Rachel has been done for thieving.'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY' Find out whi...
A Sleeve of Cocks
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the anniversary of The Bag for Life. Lets celebrate!!!!Is there anything worse than when people leave a shit load of money to a family pet when t...
Urinal Rival
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got ...
Too Many Barbers Spoil the Broth
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)find out why Barbers could be the next professio...
10 X DickHead
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.Did you know there is a £5 note ...
Big Brown Hairy Bollocks
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the t...
Podcasting, P Diddy Style.
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wingman has got really drunk and The Decommissioned podcast has been told to look for another studio.We read congratulation emails from listeners to R...
Getting Jiggy With It In A Cupboard
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rachel has some MASSIVE news!!!Rob asks if 'Tune of the Summer' is still a thingAnd Wingman has sorted our first Decommissioned merchandise. Check ou...
Draw your own PORN
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rob goes to a funeral and Mr Bean is a priest.Rach joins us from her holiday in Cyprus don't tell the burglars.Get a pen and paper cause we think we'v...
The Laxative
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
'Decommissioned' have let a monster in.They have invited their editor to actually tell them what he thinks for the podcast.What stays? What's gone for...
Rob's a Psychopath
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rach has killed two fish, but it's Rob that's the psychopath!! Worrying times for the people of Wigan.Do you know what a Kum bang or a Tit-Bore is? Ro...
Pheasant Jewellery
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How far can Peacocks fly?Who gets our 'Decommissioned Bucket' this week?A man goes to Turkey to get a hight reduction.Has Producer Clink Clink quit an...
Golden Kangaroo
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who deserves a Golden Kangaroo and who defiantly needs to hand theirs back?Rachel thinks she's going grey or has her hairdresser planted it?find out w...
Soap Bakery
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wingman’s dad is the Willy Wonker of a soap factory.Find out if German’s Tut.Can an elephant take it’s alcohol? Does it become aggressive or a f...
Oasis Special
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oasis are in town. One member of Decomissioned went to watch them. One gave up his tickets to wear his slippers at home.Send us a Whatsapp - 073463367...
Cucumber (cats) Taxi
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Find out the real reason why Cats are terrified of Cucumbers!!!Listener Abigail tries to rent our 'Decommissioned Bucket' but is her reason good enoug...
Wheelie-bin Granny
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes ...
Balls On A Train Toilet seat
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?Ro...
Rachel Wants To Be A Postman
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-t...
The Rob, Rach & Wingman Reunion
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking.Who’s been the most emotio...
Press Conference
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special Announcement!!!!!!🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.Follow us on socials: @decommissionedukGot something to say? contact@decommiss...