Deeply Unwell
Episodes
My Plastic Surgeon's Dead
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talkin...
It's Definitely Vascular
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way O...
You're the Monster Under Your Brother's Bed
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a...
That's Her Bra Now
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with profes...
Cold Smoked Mackerel Fishes
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls a...
Lolita Barista at the Underground Starbucks
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects te...
A Girl and Her Friend
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "...
Oh hello :-)
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back... or are they?
The Dolls are GOOPed
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in f...
Did You Know That There's A Network Of Serial Killers Under Ocean Blvd
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls got high as hell and talked about stupid shit like Dylan Mulvaney being on a beer can, the black rock world order, a network of se...
2 Girls 1 Blunt
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls decided to lighten things up by smoking a joint and answering your burning questions. No gay depressing news this week. Just silly...
Gilead Is Here
04 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid Ameri...
Bullet or Lobotomy
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love ...
WINTER LOVELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answe...
Ball-N-Semen Saga Oat Cooch-Tore Part 1
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their se...
Tranorexia Nervosa
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing...
Parasocial Activity with Psychic Medium Elisabeth Lambos
24 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls are joined by dear friend and intuitive medium Elisabeth Lambos to talk about her experiences with the paranormal. We also chat ab...
Stop Being Poor
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, an...
SUMMER LOVELINE
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WEEEEEE WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It All Started With A Leg Avenue Dress...
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the dolls talk about the Slut Revolution, Piggy's simulated SA, Connie contracting covid, plans for the future, enby retardation, AOC faking...
It Only Takes 144,000
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls have a therapy session for Jordan about her LA Nostalgia, talk about Corinne’s Missed Connections boyfriend, and take a deep div...
Trans As Folx with Jesse James Keitel
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod and star of the new Queer As Folk reboot Jesse James Keitel to gossip and get the inside scoop abo...
Why Are Men?
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls finally discuss Matt Walshes stupid documentary "What Is A Woman", scientists taking screenshots of your dreams, Drake's new House...
The Twinks Are Tucking (Part 1)
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod Justus Robinson to discuss their first Ren Fair experience, Blair White and Buck Ange'ls opinions ...
Succ-ur-bi Boyfriend
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the dolls chat about Kim K eating poop to stay immortal, camping, the problem with America's male population in relation to gun violence, ga...
The Thrill Of The Risk; Keep Your Kink At Home
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls gab about "The Fish Monger", the impending recession, the liberal agenda that is craigslist missed connections, and the "Kravis" w...
My Best Friend Came On A Leaf
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls explain their almost three week hiatus, talk about Tik Tok cross dressin' lot lizards, ponytail facelifts aka the new BBL's, shitt...
LOVELINE Episode #1 Of Many To Cum
16 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls take calls for Deeply Unwell's first ever LOVELINE episode!
Trans Day of Invisibility
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the gorls talk about f@g5 stealing doll coin, trainee client horror stories (tw: poop), they/thems, chasers doing the bare minimum, and "the...
Get Off Ur Ass And WERK Diva
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls discuss Corinne's "stolen" car, defend Kim Kardashian's work ethic, banning trans athletes, hot 15 year olds, and touch on the imp...
Thanks For Listening But PLEASE Leave Us Alone
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls talk about parasocial relationships, becoming an it-girl, ghosting, and craigslist personals re: houseboys.