Delete This!
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
48 - Torturing the Ducks
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hank gets mad at Twitter for its ability to destroy people's faith in each other and constantly rewarding people for taking the most negative possible...
47 - Ugh....
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.
46 - Missoula Montana's Bar Scene
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I mean, who knows where we're going to go next? Apparently a focus on the bad Mexican food and bar scene of Missoula Montana! But also...summoning cir...
45 - Chim Chiminey
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine are back after two weeks off and we have a lot to get through, so we're just going to look at Hank's most baffling, dumbest tweets....
44 - Duodenum
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I'm in an airport, I have no time to write this! I'm sorry!
43 - A Love Letter to Arnie
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about cats, YouTube, Arianna Grande, and how to answer a knock on a public bathroom door. Also, I get mad about Audible and accidentally tw...
42 - Stress Hives!
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It has been a very long week! I have a lot to do, so I am not going to spend very much time on this episode description!!!
41 - LIVE from PodCon!
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine do their first ever live Delete This! Katherine is nervous...Hank is too, he maybe talks a little too much. We discuss phone books,...
40 - NoobtFloobx and Choobll
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Somewhere near the end of this one we get dangerously silly...
39 - We Humbly Apologize to The Smiths
08 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the loudness of swallowing, I accidentally tweet at Bernie Sanders, and we get really confused about bombs that burst in air. ...
38 - The Perineum of Kindness
31 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine are visited by Matt and Devyn to talk about hippos, muppets, eggplants, and more. This episode is a bit more explicit that usual, s...
37 - Heavy on the Schnaaps
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let's go over a BUNCH OF MISTAKES that Hank made this week! First deletions in a while, but they were worth it. WE ARE THE BLARTMEN NOW!!
36 - Efficiency on the Pole
18 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine are joined by Jesslyn, one of their oldest and best friends to talk about salad dressing, Keanu Reeves, going swayze, Kathy Ireland...
35 - Unclear on Why We're Beating the Horse
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine have a short episode this week, though there are lots of draft tweets saved and not released during the P4A. Also, yes, it is too m...
34 - A Vacuum In Reverse
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about Shrek, hunger, and how much I tweeted about Orin this week. Also, we have to talk some about Cowboy Bebop...sorry to everyone who doe...
32 - MmmmmWhatchasaaaayyy
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine question Katherine's lasagna decisions, Hank's public pontification, whether Ryan Reynolds needs to retire, the difference between ...
31.3 - OH MY GOD FOR REAL THIS TIME!!
13 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry! Uploaded a bad version of this! USE THIS ONE! It mostly takes place on November 6th, because I was freaking out and using the platform in an un...
30 - Suspiciously Large Quantities of Soup
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Where should you scatter your loved ones ashes? My mole is not cancer! Are you ready to vote? Kevin Kline, dorm rooms, spoopy voices, and peculiar var...
29 - Eel Intercourse, Specifically
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget to wait until the end because apparently we're covering songs now? What a fun episode! I like my wife.
28 - Jim Krakauer's Chest Haircut
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! And we're going to talk a lot about our baby and Apollo 16.
27 - Anniversary Edition!
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this last weekend, but finding time to edit it has been a bit of a challenge! But here we are...sorry if the audio is not so good, recordi...
26 - All Numbers are Two
18 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing two new segments on this week's Delete This in our quest to be ONLY SEGMENTS! Let's talk about injuries and babies watchin' TV and the wor...
25 - Beans
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine are both sick and both tired and both want to watch Great British Bake-Off. But it turns out that they liked doing a thing they did...
24 - You is Meat, Todd
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe a little bit more baby shoe talk?! But not as much, we promise. We're going to talk about face tattoos and monster mashes and what you should sa...
23 - Badorf Abba Dus Beebess!
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
During this episode of Delete This, well, let's be honest, we mostly shop for baby shoes.
22 - Your Wildest Business Fantasies
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about people's success being valid, and why we so often convince ourselves it isn't. But also, let's talk about business fantasies, Twomboo...
21 - This is Your Helico Pter Pilot Speaking
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Delete This Katherine eats a fair number of Twizzlers, which is a questionable decision that I'm sure people will have opinions abo...
20 - That's a Booby!
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank makes some mistakes...at McDonald's and on Twitter. Wikileaks is mad at him, which isn't fun. We'll talk some about how Twitter makes us feel lik...
19 - bop heyYOP...BOP!
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Lets talk about good snake friends and sound checks and the fact that YOU ARE THE MEDIA. It's Delete This! And this week wasn't too high stress, for a...
18 - Elon...Mostly
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank had his first interaction with his sometimes-hero Elon Musk on Twitter this week and...it was not what we all had imagined. But we're also going ...
17 - 90% of Showing Up is Showing Up
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about the hate potion, Katherine's secret life as a break dancer, my mom's gourmet peaches, and lightsabering Kylo Ren in the face. Why doe...
16 - The Rules of the Ghost Library
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're going to talk a lot about VidCon...how it went and also how it has affected me since. Toenail mistakes, senatorial encounters, live concerts, un...
15 - Falling Off the Wagon
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welp! It was a bit of a rough week on Hank's Twitter. Trying to keep things light while also recognizing things are...y'know...kinda terrible. But we ...
14 - The Something Of Mossachusettes
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We get pretty real in this one, with some chatting about Roseanne and Jordan Peterson. But also, you will get to experience with me the joy and the wo...
13 - The Tom Bodett of Metamucil
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Katherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. Basically, this is a good epis...
12 - Pipe Flavored Vape Juice
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We dive in and cover two weeks at once, which means we skip a lot of stuff, but also we get to talk about Mark Twain, ear buds, Elon Musk, and lots an...
11 - The Snack Food of Magnitude
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank doesn't tweet at Trump...no...it's even worse than that. Come on a journey with us through inside YouTube baseball, volcanic eruptions, floods, n...
10 - The Giovanni Situation
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about boogers, clean jeans, artichoke hearts, Youtubers, doing pilates in my underpants with Lindsey Stirling, and of course the Brandless ...
09 - The Arnold Facepalmer
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week Hank got in trouble for having opinions about bevarages, but his opinions were not nearly as weird as some other ones. Also, the caught the ...
08 - A Solid Meh
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When you nut in space...it push you backwards? This and other vital questions answered in this episode of Delete This! Also, Hank achieves something h...
07 - Viral Butt Wiggles
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank discovers a new part of the internet, and they shrekbearded him. Orin's butt goes viral, Hank poops the Webb Space Telescope's journey, and we ta...
06 - Diaphragmatic Tweeting
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a WEEK! Hank's book peaked at #1 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list, but we're also going to deal with controversies from guns to Trisc...
05 - The Despacito Situation
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
NOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words. Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on ac...
04 - Who Viples The Piples?
28 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank gets in a car crash, his dad marches on Amsterdam, everyone makes friends with foxes and we assure you that there is only one kind of money. It w...
03 - Good Plump Bird Fronts
20 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank (Skip?) and Katherine dive deep into Hank's twitter feed and talk about whether you can love something 100% of the way, the Russia Investigation,...
02 - The Chumbawamba Situation
13 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Katherine is sick, Hank is tired, we just got off a plane and it's time to talk about gorillas, pigeons, phlebotomists, and subtweeting famous astroph...
01 - Don't At Me!
06 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hank and Katherine introduce DELETE THIS by delving into dangerous opinions on guns, abortion, and Game of Thrones. Let's talk about all the podcasts ...