Derps and Dragons
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 43 - Finding a leg and Finding Trouble
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps seperate and explore the land of Gee & Gup! Deok and Breewyn follow the call of nature, while Djartus, Ziric, and Pixis go lo...
Episode 42 - The Master of Misfits
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps arrive in the nation of Roth and are introduced to Wyatt Finch's mysterious and powerful business partner, then some chaos e...
Episode 41 - A Day of Haggling
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps land for a quick resupply on Sharktooth Island and end up having to run some unexpected errands for an old friend of Wyatt Finch....
Episode 40 - Mishaps on the Mulligan
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textWelcome back to arc 3 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they fly towards new misadventures and look for answers and allies after the ...
The Drunken Recap Part II
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textBreewyn, Djartus, Deok, and Wyatt Finch gather around the kitchen table onboard The Mulligan and have themselves many, many drinks as the...
Episode 39 - Subterfuge, Spell, and Ship
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps check the statuses of Zeeth and Pickwick then meet up with Wyatt Finch. Meanwhile, Deok lies, sneaks, and successfully fails his ...
Episode 38 - How to Win Assistants and Influence Guard Captains
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textMost of the Derps make their way to GU, searching for a new plan for quelling the crisis created by High Heresy. Deok receives a promotion ...
Episode 37 - Cult Rituals for Dummies
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textDeok helps the High Heresy with their ritual and then the derps plan their escape.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by Michel...
Episode 36 - ...And Your Enemies Closer
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textBreewyn, Djartus, and Ziric infiltrate the High Heresy with hopes of freeing Deok, but Deok has some plans of his own...PatreonInstagramFac...
Episode 35 - Three Down, One to Go
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textZiric rejoins Breewyn and Djartus and together they sort through what everyone knows. Deok ingrains himself deeper into the High Heresy.Pat...
Episode 34 - Keep Your Friends Close
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textBreewyn heads to the north gate with Djartus following the clues she leaves behind. Ziric once again attempts to escape. And Deok goes deep...
Episode 33 - Interrogating Ennisbottoms
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps have been scattered all across The Guilded Grove. Djartus, naked and afraid, turns back to face the enemy. Breewyn gets a room fo...
Episode 32 - Mission Successfully Failed
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps scrambel to get their bearings after their plan is successful.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@...
Episode 31 - Best Laid Plans
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps kidnap a politician for the greater good, and everything goes to plan....at first?PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art...
Episode 30 - Daddy Issues
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textDeok and Ziric get their feathers ruffled, Brewin and Djuartus have fun at the carnaval, and a dangerously derpy plan is made.PatreonInstag...
Episode 29 - Flock Together
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe derps get more information about the upcoming election, Ziric meets more of his family, and Deok makes a disturbing discovery about his...
Episode 28 - Goofing Around the Gilded Grove
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps have a strange encounter on the way to the Gilded Grove and spend the day exploring the city when they arrive.PatreonInstagramF...
Episode 27 - Big Rituals
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe derps participate in a ritual, get a glimpse of the future, and deal with their past.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by...
Episode 26 - Keys, Trees, and Deez
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps venture deeper into the Pale Grove, hoping to find the keys needed to open the Hall of Records. Will Ziric learn more of his past...
Episode 25 - Birds of a Feather
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps finish up their business in Tinkport before saying their goodbyes and hitting the road heading for Zirics' home town, The Pa...
Episode 24 - A Hot Night in Tinkport
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps make their way back to town after being reverse ambushed and find out Tinkport doesn't have a buck brigade. Blackbraid turns...
Episode 23 - Searching for Smugglers
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps get roped into doing a stakeout for the Tinkport Border Patrol. But first they spend the day getting ready, and digging for answe...
Episode 22 - Trouble In Tinkport
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps arrive in Breewyn's hometown of Tinkport! Breewyn finds out her family has gotten a little bigger while Deok and Ziric find ...
Episode 21 - Peace Out Palion
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textWelcome back to arc 2 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they hit the open road to follow Mara Blackhelm, investigate High Heresy, and...
Arc 1: Drunken Recap
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textBreewyn, Djartus, and Deok meet back in Anthos for drinks and to check up on everything that's happened so far. PatreonInstagramFacebo...
The HoliDerp Special
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textHappy holidays from Derps and Dragons!Wyatt finch sits the derps down to tell them an age old Yuletide story. Â Four ye merry adventurers ...
Episode 20 - Back at Blackhelm Manor
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps return to Blackhelm's manor to get to the bottom of the night's events. Something seems amiss as they travel empty hall...
Episode 19 - Murders, Mysteries, and Magic Circles
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps descended into the deep, dark dungeon of the Blackhelm Manor. While they wander, they can't help but wonder where he went......
Episode 18 - Gala Gone Awry
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe music isn't the only thing swinging at this party, and the Derps find out they aren't the only ones with a secret plan.Patreo...
Episode 17 - Derps, Deals, and a Dragon(born)
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps spend the day checking in on an acquaintance, doing a little shopping, making a new friend, and preparing for the Blackhelm Gala....
Episode 16 - Ballrooms and Banter
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps continue prepare for the gala with Wyatt. Things are gonna get wet, wild,...and a little personal.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitter...
Episode 15 - Bites, Bombs, and the Basics
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps find themselves between a box and a hard place. P.S. This episode is a bomb.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by Mi...
Episode 14 (Take 2) - The Meaning of Drip
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps are invited to a high class gala, but first, they're gonna need some high class clothes. Later, they investigate a lead co...
Episode 13 - The Sensitive Package
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps are asked to handle a large, sensitive package with their new scaly friend. Which one of The Derps is a package-peeping Tom?TRIGG...
Episode 12 - Hello S&F Co.
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textZiric and Deok sneak through S&F, Co.  When they return to the inn, everyone is in for a rude wake up call.  PatreonInstagramFaceb...
Episode 11 - Doin' Crime
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps continue there exciting day in Palion. Deok and Ziric do a little shopping; while Breewyn and Djartus take a quick jog through ...
Episode 10 - Grandma's Favorite Mercenary
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps have their first day in the city. Breewyn and Djartus have a killer time at a blacksmith's shop. Deok and Ziric run into...
Episode 9 - The City of Palion
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps fight some frightening flying foes and then explore the city of Palion.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by Michell...
Episode 8 - Nice COCKatrice
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe derps set out towards Palion. Left is right, campfire grandpa stories, and some chickens. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCov...
Episode 7 - A Job Well Done
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe derps battle some nasty boys. Deok's navigation skills out shine Sasha's. Everyone has a night off.  PatreonInstagramF...
Episode 6 - The Derps are Back in Town
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textDeok is a drag. They travel over the river and through the woods. The derps get a new assignment.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscord...
Episode 5 - Where's the Bird?
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe derps leave the bandit camp with a bang and take a quick dip on the way back to town. Â PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art...
Episode 4 - Base of Operations
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textThe Derps travel down the caves and find more than they expected. Deok graduates, Ziric gets a book, Breewyn finds 'one man's t...
Episode 3 - Goat Rescue
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textDeok has been captured!! The rest of the derps recruit Deputy Finch to rescue him. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by Mic...
Episode 2 - Following The Lizard
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textWith the help of a lizard and Mother Earth, the derps leisurely hike over the river and through the woods, and finds some new friends and t...
Episode 1 - Looking For A Job
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send a textTwo mailmen, a merchant, and a statue walk into a barn…you meet the derps and the derps meet each other. The adventure begins and so do t...