Dirty Stupid Wisdom with Ben Keaton
Episodes
2 Dead Dogs and a Crushed Hat
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2 Dead Dogs and a Crushed HatThere's a punchline at the end of life that makes it all funny? Right? Come on, indulge me! What a year. I'm ...
I Yam what I Yam - Tattoo Crazy
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I Yam what I Yam – Tattoo’s Crazy Popeye, the spinach eating cartoon sailor of the 1930s and 40s said it best. He knew who he was and had the tatt...
If I Were Me
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Those self-help gurus must live perfect lives, right? So why do they look like they just came out of rehab? Knowing the right thing to do and doing it...
Watching Not Drowning
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Acting is a mad business. You get to do things you’d run from in the real world.'You’ll be naked in this scene.''I feckin won’t!&...
Gone North
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are lots of ways to lose friends — not returning a lawnmower, fancying the wife, constantly leaving wee on the floor after bathroom visits. Al...
Take His Cards
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Keaton is a drinker in constant search of that sweet spot. That mix if soft warm, witty repartee embodied by his childhood heroes. This episode i...
He Keeps a List
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Keaton keeps a list of people he hates.It’s not a list you’d write down.It’s a private tally of rage.Petty. Profound. Occasionally piss-soak...
Cue Trombones
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Superstition, ghosts, there’s no need to believe in any of that unless it shares your DNA and slips you cash when you’re broke.This episode is an ...
I Saw Doctor Who's Bollocks
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some sights stay with you forever. The shock may even cause you to rewrite history. In this case the bollocks of a time lord in an intimate setting. Y...
All Inclusive
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All InclusiveBen Keaton’s feed is having a breakdown. The algorithm is too confident. It thinks it knows us, when we don't know ourselves. He’...
When I Talk to You
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Keaton lives in a harem of detached, super-intelligent women. Every day is optimised. Every need attended to. Every fantasy indulged.This is the l...
I Lost My Virginity to a Drug Dealing Nurse
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I Lost My Virginity to a Drug-Dealing NurseAn unflinching tale of sexual awaking, Irish style. Ben Keaton looks back on the miracle of how he lost his...
A Beer by the Bins
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Beer by the BinsBen Keaton shares a pint with The Boy and lays out his plans. What begins as a conversation about funerals turns into something else...
The Mad Irish
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What makes a nation tick? For some it’s power, for others poetry. There's definitely a drum beating in the Irish — a kind of rhythm that can ...
Relatively Speaking
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who the hell are they? They call themselves cousins, uncles, aunts — they sit on your bed, take second helpings at lunch, and speak with authority. ...
Nature; Our Greatest Enemy.
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nature, Our Greatest EnemyWe are told that Nature is our mother. That she nurtures us, heals us, calms us. But that's nonsense. In reality she ...