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Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)

06 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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This episode of Distractable is presented to you by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. The folks over at T-Mobile have some big news for you. They now have the fastest 5G home internet, according to the experts at Ookla Speedtest. So if you want the fastest 5G speeds with a five-year price guarantee, visit t-mobile.com slash home internet to check availability.

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Price guarantee exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Fastest based on Ookla Speedtest. Intelligence data, second half 2025. All rights reserved. From eBay escapades to solar-powered situations. It's time for Best of the Render Farm. So, I have a new hobby. A new expensive hobby. Yeah, we know about the lenses. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. All right.

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Who's our next guest going to be who like breaks a house trying to get you your thing? No, it's not like that at all. Is it mobile games? They can be expensive. They can be, but it's not mobile games. I want to build a render farm. That's not as exciting as you're trying to make it seem. Well, come on. I am personally.

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I do think that's interesting because I'm interested exactly at what the infrastructure for that is and how you said that. But like to normal people, that's an even tougher sell than lenses. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. Oh, come on. I'm going to let you cook here only because I filled up my Synology the other day. I've had it for, I don't know, 10 years.

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I've had it for a very long time and it's got 30 terabytes of storage. Last night I went to transfer some files.

Chapter 2: How does building a render farm impact Mark's workflow?

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It's full up. Damn. So if you've got space for me, Mark, I'm in. Yeah, so I think, Wade, you'll like this because you know when I was doing that whole hard drive stint, which people forgot about when the lenses took over, but I was doing a hard drive thing there for a bit. Yeah, when you were Thunderstruck, whatever it was called. Yes, exactly, Thunderbolt.

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So I built a server that has 400 terabytes of storage, right? Because I was like, I'm going to future proof this. I had to win a whole hard drive kick. I got some refurbished hard drives. If there's one thing I love is that doing these hobbies and trying to find a good deal for them, even because it's so expensive, a lot of these things. So I always try to find like the good deal for it.

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So I bought refurbished hard drives. And in every way, that's a big no, no, no, don't do that. But it just so happened in a specific situation that I did this. There was some cryptocurrency that was based on hard drive space. I talked about before. Yada, yada, yada.

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But render farm is different because it's extremely difficult to get server infrastructure at a cheap price unless you just so happen to be in an era where everyone with a data center is replacing their hardware with this new fancy AI bullshit hardware and they're throwing

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everything out at incredible discounts and you can find the most amazing server hardware ever on ebay for steep discounts okay how much is a steep discounted 400 terabyte oh you're not gonna like this i'm talking like 50 plus discounts right how much is a 4090 right now right 49 couple grand isn't it 2,200 bucks or something? 4090s right now is like two grand.

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Like around that, it's still very expensive. You can get some things with a 4090 in it, an entire CPU, RAM, like power supply, motherboard, case, all this shit for $2,400. So 400 more than the card and a 49 in there. 400 more than the card itself for the entire fucking computer. With a 2TB NVMe, it's got 64... Look, even my camera agrees. What the shit? Why is that happening?

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Why is there a thumbs up on your face? It's just so positive. You can get all that for $2,400. And that's still a lot of money. But you talk about getting the computer with the 4090 in it for that. Now, here's the real kicker. That's just domestic level computer hardware, right? At steep discounts. Because now is a better time than ever in the history of forever to get a computer.

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Because there are so many companies that are trying to clear shit out to get this new shit in. What do I search for on eBay for this?

Chapter 3: What are the challenges of setting up a render farm?

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Give me some keywords. What you want to look up on eBay is you want to find you want to find the specific server grade processor that you want, because what's happening is all these companies realize they need GPUs right now. So actually GPU. Good deals are hard to come by for workstation level graphics, but you can still get good deals because people are still trading out computers.

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But you can get like 64, 96, 128 core processors in their server chassis with like a terabyte of RAM. I don't even know what you would do with a terabyte of RAM for like 80% off of the cost. And they are perfectly functional, very modern, like only a year or two old.

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But because every company in existence is trying to get rid of what they have and replace it with these bigger GPU based servers with like eight GPUs in them. You can get some. You can get the craziest shit. You can get the craziest shit for so much less. There's processors out there that are like $12,000. You can get two of them. You can get two of them for like 25% of the price, which is a lot.

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I haven't bought these, but this is why I'm like, now is the greatest time in the history of forever to build a render farm. I want to see your half a million dollar server set up. You don't need to spend half a million dollars. What was I just telling you? I don't know. I had left. Oh yeah, you weren't here. Where did you go? I had important business to take care of. I'm with you, Mark.

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I see what you're laying down. Yeah, you see what I'm laying down? You see? Well, so what? You're going to buy, well, you're going to lease space and just buy a bunch of secondhand servers and set up a render farm thing for cheap for people to use? No, just do it in my garage. If I have to lease space, that's going to cost more money. But if I do in my garage, where's the cargo?

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I don't, my car hasn't been in my garage for a year, man. Yeah, I mean, you know, he had movie set in there and stuff or whatever. Yeah, I have a whole set in there. But once that's gone, now that movie's done, I have space for everything. And I put air conditioning in there because filming in there in the summer was such a pain because it wasn't air conditioned.

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So I put an oversized air conditioner in my garage so I can have a server rack in my garage. I can't believe you filmed a whole movie in your garage. I didn't realize that. I picked up a lot of shots in my garage. I was basically talking about it for the past year, wasn't I? He did talk a lot about that. Yeah, I feel like. Huh, that's crazy.

Chapter 4: How does Mark compare server hardware prices?

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You know what, Mark? Points to, I don't know, someone. So I want to build a render farm. I want to get some sweet deals on some sweet computers and put them into my garage. And I'm sure that buying this shit off of eBay is definitely reliable.

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Well, so you're saying eBay, these companies aren't going out of business, but they still probably like offload these to just like wholesalers or something. right? Can you go to like in-person auctions where the stuff would be even cheaper? Probably for sure. I haven't scratched the surface of where these sales are. I've only really just started looking and finding like incredible deals.

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If anybody knows the secret ends of where to get this shit for the cheapest prices, put it on the subreddit. Let me know about it. I'm about to start a rendering revolution because online render services cost way too much. And if I can do it from home because I got solar panels, so I don't know. You need to pay for the electricity, okay?

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Man, if we have a zombie apocalypse, you're gonna be able to film movies from your house. Mark's never going to have to stop making content. Yeah, one can only hope, one can only hope. Anyway, that's my small talk. My latest hobby, have I told you guys about it? Yes. Render Farm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Render Farm? Render Farm? My main man, Tugum4470, you're the real, you're the real, real.

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You get me the best discounts on possibly good server hardware. I'm sure they're all. I haven't even gotten it yet. I'm sure it's great. Where are they coming from? Shenzhen, China. Isn't that where all electronics come from? I feel like that's going into possibly prejudiced territory, but keep going. Honestly, there's just like the manufacturing in Trenton is like every piece of technology.

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Where was the place where the glycine factory was? Medical grade glycine. Medical grade glycine. Did you hear about this?

Chapter 5: What are the pros and cons of refurbished computer parts?

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Of course not. It's me. On TikTok, there was a huge trend where there was this nonstop talk about medical grade glycine. And there was this one. What's glycine? I don't know. I don't know, and I don't know what it's for. I just know that medical grade glycine was very important. So there's certain things that you can do, and CG is like computer graphics. A lot of it comes down to rendering.

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But there's a whole world of art there that I know I'll never fully get. I won't be an expert at it, but at least the technology side is like, okay, for the sake of rendering, I can render, and I can figure out how to do that. I can build a render farm, right? I know how to build a computer because I've done it before. I've done it for you. I look into it like a server can't be that different.

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And so this is where my brain goes. It goes from one to the other. I have a basis of knowledge. This is a problem that I'm facing. I think I can figure out, puzzle a way to a solution using my knowledge. You never have any like desire to do that? My knowledge is to socially outreach and find someone else who can solve my problem.

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I was going to go into the spiel of all the hardware that I've come back to and talking about that and talking about the latest thing that's going to make people so mad about me talking about it. I can't wait for people to be pissed off. Is it a render farm? I forgot how to drink. You can't say that word in front of him. Renderfarm? Did Renderfarm kill his family? Yeah, probably.

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I'm gonna go with yes. Do you ever swallow and immediately know you did it wrong and you're fucked? Did you just do that unrelated to me saying the word Renderfarm? It was completely unrelated. I was just taking a sip and my body was like, I should breathe that! I've been building my render farm. I'm a render farm expert. I'm an expert. You're still on about that.

Chapter 6: How does Mark plan to optimize his render farm?

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I've discovered the magic that is blown fuses again. So it turns out computers draw a lot of power. A lot of power. And so for those that aren't aware that even just running one computer all day long is an incredible draw of power. It's like running a microwave constantly.

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So, uh, one of the things that I'm, I'm looking into is getting, uh, uh, power into my house, like figuring out the power system, trying to get like a better battery backup. But I, I was doing something yesterday that I, I was, okay, so I was up on my roof, right? And I realized how cosmically stupid what I was doing was. I climbed up on the roof and I called for Amy! Amy!

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And I was like, can you pass me the hose? So she throws me the hose. And there I am standing on my roof, watering my solar panels because they're dirty and encrusted with grime. But I just like, I just was like standing there and thinking about it as this like wonderful era that we live in with all this technology and able to just grab electricity out of the air with solar panels.

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And there I stand with a garden hose being like, so fix it. Well, if you want to grow your solar farm, you've got to water it. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It just it just felt so dumb. It was halfway. But then I thought you were going to tell you were cleaning out your gutters or something. I was not expecting the twist of watering your solar panel.

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No, no, because I could understand like cleaning out the gutters. And what I should have done is I have a Ryobi power washer. And what's great about it is it has a hose attachment on it. But my hose isn't long enough and I didn't have the battery charge. And I was just like, oh, let me go up, see what they are. And they looked pretty crusty. Were you using the solar panel attachment for the hose?

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Shut up. You know, they actually make a Ryobi solar panel cleaner. It's basically the same as a power washer, but it's designed to work way better on solar panels. Yeah, because that stuff is crusty because I got done. I wash it off and I, you know, I felt like I was playing power wash simulator because I didn't have enough pressure because I had one of those little handles.

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But, you know, at the distance, the wind alone was beating me. So I got done. Everything was wet and I thought I washed it thoroughly. I saw some gunk run off. And by the time I got to the end, I went back to the beginning and the beginning was dry. It was just as dusty It was like super, like just as crusted over. Couldn't see a single cell. And I'm like, damn it.

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So I bought, Amy bought a big mop with a big handle. So today I'm going to mop my solar panels. If people out there want to know what the celebrity lifestyle is like, it is mopping your solar panels on your roof. So yeah, that's what I get to look forward to. Um, and so I, I'm, I'm realizing that with all of this, uh, computer power that man, I, uh, I, uh, um, uh, yeah, things are going good.

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Things are going real good. I have all the parts assembled there, but I realized that I got the wrong, uh, case for it.

Chapter 7: What are the technical issues faced with server management?

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Cause I'm not building a server rack. I'm basically just building a few computers for, for my Houdini render farm. Um, but I got the wrong case size because, you know, it's been a while since I built a computer. I used to always do it. And then I kind of fell into, um,

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people doing the custom water cooling solutions because i was like i don't really want to fiddle with all that so i'd rather get it from a company that's gonna do it but for these for these things like the prices are so stupid for like business level stuff that's why businesses don't make any sense i don't know how businesses ever make money when they pay like business prices for things because you got like home internet you pay home internet it could be like up to a hundred dollars for good internet and that's that's pricey a business internet line starts in the thousands i

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And I'm like, wait a minute, where does this jump occur? Why is this? But that's just what businesses pay for. They just do that. And other people charge businesses like these exorbitant rates. And it's like, it doesn't make any sense because the price of these big workstation computers from a pre-built manufacturer, like there's a markup for pre-built computers for consumer level hardware.

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What should be like a $10,000 computer if you bought all the parts in a very good computer? Someone will mark up up to $50,000 for the entire thing to be assembled. If you look at some of the higher end workstations, it doesn't make any sense. So I'm building it myself again because I've done that before and it's not much different.

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But I got the wrong case because it's an SSI-EEB motherboard, not an EATX motherboard. And even though the case says EATX and the motherboard I bought was listed as EATX. Have you tried the EATASS motherboards?

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But what if we had in our movie theater, we had a LAN area, we had little pods where people could do, like if they wanted to record YouTube videos or stream or something, we had little rooms segmented off where there was like one computer with a camera already set up and a light already set up. And also all those computers are part of my render farm. Yes. And we can farm Bitcoin while they play.

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No, no, no, that's not, you can't do it on normal hardware. That's not an efficient way to get Bitcoin. Not with that attitude. Oh, that's why you're the handsome one. Ah, so you want to get me Bitcoin, you just don't know it. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know what to believe anymore with you. But right, isn't that a great idea? It's the best idea.

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Nah, well, I mean, I do of little things that I've been working on, but you know, I don't want to, I don't want to bog anyone down with my really cool ideas and things. Is it lenses and or render farm? No.

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no no maybe you'd actually appreciate it maybe actually appreciate it because it's only adjacent to it i i want i'm trying to get back into water cooling so when you're building a computer and this this applies to people out there you have you can have the option of water cooling components and it's kind of like a it's a higher level way of building a computer but it can yield like a lot better results than just air cooling because if you have a bunch of fans in your computer it

Chapter 8: How is Mark's experience with customer service during setup?

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You take your whole computer and you stick it in a liquid. You go... And that's okay for it? That's okay for it. It's so good for it, actually. It has to be the right kind of liquid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can't just be spit or piss or something like that. Yeah. So you get a special fluid that's called dielectric fluid. It's non-conductive so that when it's in there, it's not going to like zap.

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Because the thing is, water, pure water, is actually not very conductive. It's the impurities in water that cause it to become conductive and that can cause it to short out and then it'll go kabloom. So you need a pure whatever this fluid is. You can't have like dust getting in it or anything like that. It takes some cleaning required and there's some extra things.

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But the way you can do is you can take your whole computer, really dense, like get the density way up and stick it in a vat of fluid and it'll circulate the fluid and it'll cool all the components in it, right? Do you run the computer while it's in there? Yeah. Okay, go on, expound.

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so it's dielectric right so the fluid is entirely non-conductive so all of your your plugs and stuff in the computer you power plug it's in there you know it's it's powered it's got all the peripherals in there this is usually for data centers and stuff like that but there are people that you know their home computer they basically get a fish tank right and they just put their whole they build their whole motherboard and stuff inside the fish tank and then they fill it up with this fluid and you'll see it it's pretty cool i can actually pull up like uh uh

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I'm picturing like your tower you just shove it in a kiddie pool and then all the wires and stuff it's like does it just like bend up to come out of the tank or they're like how do you turn it on if it's in the tank how do you keep it from getting impure it's real tricky but this is it okay so like the tank is also the tower it's not like the tower in a tank the tank is also the tower

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So this one's trickier. I think this one is at a higher risk of problems because the top is open, right? So you see the cables going in to the top. The back of the motherboard is at the top of this fish tank that's in front of everyone. And so the plugs go in the top. Now the problem with this is dust and impurities can get into the fluid this way. It's not sealed off.

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Ideally, you want something that's more sealed. And the other issue here is there's probably not as much circulation. I think this is, it's, uh, it's just more of a kind of a funny build that actually looks like a fish

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but in industrial applications, you put your entire server rack inside this fluid, you can get the density up, you just need it to circulate things, and it's weird, it's super weird to look at. Your mind goes like, that's not right, but it works. It works and it works well. It cools things really efficiently. How pure are the rocks and the fruity pebbles? Oh, essential. Essential for that. Yeah.

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You want your 90s ass color scheme glow in the dark rocks at the bottom so that you can really get all the gaming juice out of your components. Yeah. So I'm looking into this and I'm probably going to break some things. For a computer or for a server size stuff? for server-sized stuff. But the problem is, you know, everything server-sized takes a premium.

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