Doing Too Much
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What humorous introductions set the tone for the episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. From hyping hairlessness to expunging Wade... Yes, it's time for Doing Too Much. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible, the most hype, the most handsome, the most hairless podcast you're gonna find anywhere online. I was trying to... I could be handsome, or I could be hype. Wait, do I have to be hairless? Pretty much, yeah. I guarantee I have more hair than you on every part of my body that has hair. Plus, I have hair where you don't. The esophagus? I guess if we're counting body hair, I am quite a hairless individual. Markiplier up top, mole rat below.
Why did I introduce this podcast that way? Couldn't fucking tell you. Anyway, Wade Spauld, welcome to Distractible. This is the show where the points are like apples to your doctor. They matter as much as you think they do. But your doctor doesn't really give a shit if you eat apples. You still have to go see him. I tried that. I told my doctor I was eating like three apples a day. Still made me come in. Didn't matter. Said I needed Edison. Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, this is a great warm-up for what you can expect for the entire time. It's an improvised show. I have a topic. We might not even get to it. It really depends how things go today.
What unexpected health issues did the hosts face recently?
We poured our hearts out last time, so I'm sure we'll get to the game today. I'm sure it'll be fine. But I'm the host, Bob, because I won the last one. And I only am Bob because I won. If I had lost, I'd be somebody else. I'm joined, as always, by my two competitors slash co-hosts, Mark and Wade. Hello. Hey, hey, hey. It feels like it's been like a month and a half to me. The amount of shit that happened since the last time we were here doing this, which was only one week ago, is crazy to me.
How did travel visa issues affect the hosts' plans?
Do you guys know that five hours after we hung up the last recording session, I was doubled over a toilet vomiting so hard that I was pulling muscles on my ribs? No, I thought you were on a plane. I kind of suspected that. Actually, yeah, Mark did know that. No, I didn't go. Didn't end up going to England. Was supposed to go to England. Didn't happen. Crazy.
Wait, neither one of you made it to England? Nobody made it to England. No one made it.
Is anyone in England? England, are you there? It wasn't just us. Nobody could go to England because their whole government system to get travel visas exploded. I don't know. I don't know what happened. It just stopped existing for a while. But you were sick, which is different than the problem I was having.
What exciting new products did the hosts receive?
I haven't been that sick in such a long time. Last time I was like, oh, James was sick. It was so bad. I don't even care if he was sick anymore. God, I was sick. It's awful. Me. If you don't laugh, it's really awkward, guys. Sam, take a laugh from another episode. Put it here. I just have spent a hell of a week. How are you guys doing? Well, to echo on that, I also was supposed to be in love. I've got a lot of small talk to talk about. It was also one of the most eventful weeks of my entire existence. I think all three of us could probably agree this past week has been loaded with all kinds of incredible, horrifying things happening.
Mine was pretty on par with normal. I don't know if we all three could agree, but it sounds like you two really.
I know one thing that happened to all three of us that we can all be excited about. We all bought it. Wait, what? Wait, is that the ILM one? No, it's a 3D printed... no wait no and you i know you bought they sent this to me with a handwritten note that said hey distractible thanks so much for being so hyped up about gopro and our new products and we thought we'd send you guys they sent us one camera and by us they met you i assumed they sent it to each of us like we i am not distractible the it was we are the three of us are distracted anymore apparently you are mr distractible Cause I knew Mark had bought one. So I thought like, oh, well, he's not going to be, you know, he's not gonna be like hyped as I am about that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous introductions set the tone for the episode?
0:00–2:00
2
What unexpected health issues did the hosts face recently?
2:00–2:31
3
How did travel visa issues affect the hosts' plans?
2:31–3:16
4
What exciting new products did the hosts receive?
3:16–5:07
5
How do the hosts feel about their experiences at events?
5:07–6:18
6
What are the humorous critiques of overly multifunctional products?
6:18–8:38
7
How do the hosts discuss the absurdities of everyday items?
8:38–10:51
8
What conclusions do the hosts draw about reliance on products?
10:51–1:13:16