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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Mammoth Mark invites the boys to Korea, then demands delectable suggestions. Waving Wade visits Virginland, plans a vacation, then sells his sodalis on a phone, a canine, and conquest. Big Daddy Bob blows backyard bush, fears silent sores, then forwards Tech, the tube,
and entertaining from lovely comedians to cold camping yes it's time for markiplier likes that now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show Hello and welcome back to Distractible.
Chapter 2: What humorous suggestions does Mammoth Mark make for Korea?
This is your lovely voice host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy, the likes of which you've never seen before. I am Markiplier. I said that. I hope you remembered. That's who I am. But I'm also joined by two esteemed colleagues.
Chapter 3: What vacation plans does Waving Wade share?
Colleges. Colleges. Colleges. They went to college. I didn't. You went. I went. You there. I remember.
Chapter 4: What backyard concerns does Big Daddy Bob express?
Ha. Minus one ha point. Alright. Eh? This is the biggest lead I've had in ages. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do something to screw it up.
Chapter 5: How does Markiplier introduce the episode's theme?
It's Wade over there who was just talking for all those listeners who still don't know our faces. I'm making this noise. Yeah, he's making that noise. Then Bob is a person who was talking before who just lost a point. I'm noising this face. I am Markiplier, as I've said for the third time now. I don't know why I keep forgetting that I've done that. Bob, who's this other guy with us?
We should introduce himself. Just in case people forget, it's me, Markiplier, here to give you the insight into the... I've already said this. Jesus Christ, I didn't even write a script. We're destructible! So what happens is I assign points. Bob's already lost one. Half. Oh.
one one whole point the lies the deceits no it's a true there's no lie point here yet there could be because the rules take that bob our incredibly tall and handsome beautiful host has assigned that and it those shall be damn all right i'll give you plus one a compliment point
Is this what Bob usually does? The smart stress? I've never done this before. Yes, yes.
Oh, man. Here, Wade, I'll demonstrate for you how you usually behave. He's not tall and handsome. He's short and handsome. So short. How's the weather down there, Mark? Uncomplement, whatever that word is. I don't even know it. I don't know what you're talking about.
Last I heard, he was so big he didn't even fit in a parking garage. And I was doing some research into technology and learned GoPro, GoPro, GoPro, Apple, Apple, Apple. Dude, he loves that. Holy shit, man. 3D printer? Press button, print!
Yeah, but which brand? Oh, Prusa.
oh my god he got the prusa point i honestly shot i know you just said that in the last hour of us hanging out i'm shocked that he was able to sincerely remember that me too because i was about to say blue ribbon is that is that the other one or is that a dog food yes yes the blue ribbon h2d that's the other one we were talking about that prusa was the right one because it was prusa blue ribbon popped into my brain
Yes, yes. See, that's more in the range of what I would expect from you, Wade.
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Chapter 6: What small talk stories do the hosts share?
I had to break down like a, like a mediumly small pine tree, break it down. And then I had to remove some rose bushes in our backyard. And I was literally like, I would pick it up when I've used electric yard tools. I used like a blower and a string trimmer before. And those, the motors are quiet, but they make a loud thing happen, right?
Even the string trimmer, the weed whacker thing, when it, when it starts whipping, it doesn't have the engine, but it still is like, whew. and you look, and you're like, ah, like, ooh. The chainsaw barely moves. I've never really used him a lot, and it gets fucking terrifying, because I kept finding myself, I'd just be holding it.
It was like a 16-inch, I think, so simply a small chainsaw, not too big, but like, it's a two-hander, and I would just be holding it, and I'd be like, do the thing, all right, hold it in my other hand, move something around, and I'd be like, all right, I'm just gonna hold this and cut it. I'd just be like, whoa, what the fuck am I doing? Like, Jesus Christ, I'm chainsawing toward my own hand.
Fuck. Fuck.
it's somehow the silent chainsaw is currently my least favorite yard work tool i've ever used because it's really fucking dangerous it was developed at q lab it's partially because i'm an idiot because like anyone who knows anything about chainsaws understands they're dangerous and understands but like i just don't have a lot of experience i fucking i am really lucky i didn't do anything terrible
I didn't do anything insane, but there were just moments where I was like, well, I'm holding this tree up in the air. And what if I just trim the bottom of this limb off? And so I'm like awkwardly like rev up this chainsaw and cut across my body under my arm in midair. Like every time something I was about to do something, I literally would be like,
Stop, put the thing down, take a step back, reassess the safety, because I'm really not trying to cut parts of myself off, but I thought it would be fine. I thought it was cool, that it would be less loud. I still wore ear protection, so I was like, this is great. It's not like my ears aren't ringing. Awful. Hate it.
I want the loudest, most insane sounding chainsaw in the universe the next time I use one, because then I'll remember every moment it's spinning that it will cut me and I need to fucking be careful with it.
I got a solution. Just get like a playlist of chainsaw noises. That way it's loud in your ears while you're using it and you can still use the silent one so it's quiet for everyone else.
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Chapter 7: What challenges do the hosts face while playing a game?
I usually am not the type that's like, I'll change things about myself, because then who knows where it would end up. All right, Bob, Daddy. You like an organic opportunity to do that thing where your feet turn backwards. Ah, man, I wish I could say I do. It hurts nowadays. It hurts now? Oh, that's not good. Yeah, so I can't do it anymore. I don't like it, unfortunately.
Cause if it, if it did come out, we're again, like do the foot thing. I'd be like, oh man, I gotta do the foot thing. Yeah. Now it sucks. All right. Wait. Socks that aren't those weird toe socks. Normal socks. Yes. That's the word. I like not toe socks. Wait, hold on. Socks that aren't toe socks socks with no toes. That's barely socks at all.
That's just low pant legs Why did you have to say it that way? I don't even like I don't like what you said And I I think I like what you mean, but I don't like what you said. I'm taking away a point Be careful how you answer, because the internet's gonna judge forever. Daddy, please save me. You like coffee. Black coffee. Oh, I don't like black coffee. Sorry. Oh, no. I like cream. I have cream.
Cream and coffee. I said when I went to Europe, I was like, they don't have cream and they don't have half and half. They have milk. And it's not the same. All right, wait. Joe Pesci. Yeah, I hope he likes Joe Pesci. Let me look up who Joe Pesci is. I think I know, but let me just make sure. Mobster movies, Home Alone. Home Alone guy, yeah. Oh, of course, yeah. I like Joe Pesci.
All right, here we go. All right. Daddy. You like a high-quality bag. I do like a high-quality bag. I do. Yeah, and I'm shopping around for a new one. Even if I settle on my Amazon one, I still like a high-quality bag. Wait. Ready, Mercury? Yeah, sure. Why not? Daddy. You like Tyler. I do like Tyler.
It's been really awkward if he said, ooh, minus a point. He had to say he likes that.
I got him there. All right, Wade. A good oven. Yep, I do. I like a good oven. Can't deny. Daddy. You like a well-designed recording space. I do. Oh, it's so aesthetic. It's so beautiful. Yep. Wade. The cardinals. The birds. Not the people that work with the Pope, but the birds. Okay. All right. Okay. The birds. Cardinals birds. Yep. They're pretty. All right. And Bob, last one.
You like filming yourself for content purposes in silly locations when the opportunity presents itself. That's very specific. I still like it. I love it. Okay. Done. Hands off. Hands up. Listen, look. Bob, you dropped your rifle. Was that the GoPro? It better not have been. You can't be on screen. I can't show you. It's fine. It's not broken. It just needs to stay down there.
I'll give you an extra point if you show what it is. Oh, okay. It's a fidget spinner. It's just embarrassing that I have one. All right. I'll give you a fidget spinner. I have one of those little Allen wrenches. Nah, nah, sorry. Points all done for objects to show. I have a small metal ruler. Eh? That's pretty good. Oh, man. There's so many points. I have to... Okay. This is going to take a bit.
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