Markiplier Likes That?
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Mammoth Mark invites the boys to Korea, then demands delectable suggestions. Waving Wade visits Virginland, plans a vacation, then sells his sodalis on a phone, a canine, and conquest. Big Daddy Bob blows backyard bush, fears silent sores, then forwards Tech, the tube, and entertaining from lovely comedians to cold camping yes it's time for markiplier likes that now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show Hello and welcome back to Distractible.
What humorous suggestions does Mammoth Mark make for Korea?
This is your lovely voice host, Markiplier, here to give you another insight into a wonderful world of comedy, the likes of which you've never seen before. I am Markiplier. I said that. I hope you remembered. That's who I am. But I'm also joined by two esteemed colleagues.
What vacation plans does Waving Wade share?
Colleges. Colleges. Colleges. They went to college. I didn't. You went. I went. You there. I remember.
What backyard concerns does Big Daddy Bob express?
Ha. Minus one ha point. Alright. Eh? This is the biggest lead I've had in ages. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do something to screw it up.
How does Markiplier introduce the episode's theme?
It's Wade over there who was just talking for all those listeners who still don't know our faces. I'm making this noise. Yeah, he's making that noise. Then Bob is a person who was talking before who just lost a point. I'm noising this face. I am Markiplier, as I've said for the third time now. I don't know why I keep forgetting that I've done that. Bob, who's this other guy with us? We should introduce himself. Just in case people forget, it's me, Markiplier, here to give you the insight into the... I've already said this. Jesus Christ, I didn't even write a script. We're destructible! So what happens is I assign points. Bob's already lost one. Half. Oh. one one whole point the lies the deceits no it's a true there's no lie point here yet there could be because the rules take that bob our incredibly tall and handsome beautiful host has assigned that and it those shall be damn all right i'll give you plus one a compliment point
Is this what Bob usually does? The smart stress? I've never done this before. Yes, yes.
Oh, man. Here, Wade, I'll demonstrate for you how you usually behave. He's not tall and handsome. He's short and handsome. So short. How's the weather down there, Mark? Uncomplement, whatever that word is. I don't even know it. I don't know what you're talking about.
Last I heard, he was so big he didn't even fit in a parking garage. And I was doing some research into technology and learned GoPro, GoPro, GoPro, Apple, Apple, Apple. Dude, he loves that. Holy shit, man. 3D printer? Press button, print!
Yeah, but which brand? Oh, Prusa. oh my god he got the prusa point i honestly shot i know you just said that in the last hour of us hanging out i'm shocked that he was able to sincerely remember that me too because i was about to say blue ribbon is that is that the other one or is that a dog food yes yes the blue ribbon h2d that's the other one we were talking about that prusa was the right one because it was prusa blue ribbon popped into my brain Yes, yes. See, that's more in the range of what I would expect from you, Wade.
Guys, let's turn it around. This might be my season for the first time since season one.
Wade, you are flying off to a start. With Bob's negative two points, you are five up right now.
Oh my, can we just wrap up? Can we make this a short episode?
Yeah, it might be. It might be. But also, it's going to be a high-scoring episode. I just want to preemptively putting that out there, which is why it's a high-scoring pre-show. And it might be a high-scoring small talk if these guys have lived interesting lives or they've saved some stories, unlike me who blew it all on the last episode. Who wants to go first? me all right first point uh so i talked about what i've have done what i'm going to be doing soon is going to virginia to visit some friends and i'm very excited to kind of break the monotony of being home we went to atlanta a little bit ago which was really nice but it was a really short trip And the point was to take my niece to see college.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:50
2
What humorous suggestions does Mammoth Mark make for Korea?
0:50–1:08
3
What vacation plans does Waving Wade share?
1:08–1:18
4
What backyard concerns does Big Daddy Bob express?
1:18–1:29
5
How does Markiplier introduce the episode's theme?
1:29–11:51
6
What small talk stories do the hosts share?
11:51–50:19
7
What challenges do the hosts face while playing a game?
50:19–59:32