Don't Look Under the Internet

DLUTI 122 - At the Mountains of Madness

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It'sa Cthulhu episode everyone! Doug and Jason grace Matt, Mike, and your earholes with some tales of a weird and wacky place in Antarctica. Ther...

DLUTI 121 - Monument Mythos: THE NIXONVERSE

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're dumping back in. Touchin' on all the aroos. Really throwing the rug under the bus. Explorin' the other 'verses. What else li...

DLUTI 120 - Video Game Mini-Mysteries

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you remember the Steam sale of 2015? Wanna hear about a video game with ties to a real life Russian secret location? What about Mike's weird o...

DLUTI 119 - The Monument Mythos Season 3

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we revisit a topic we covered a loooong time ago on episode 41. We're diving back in to the Deanverse to see what's been up with ...

DLUTI 118 - Creature Collection

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason found a small YouTube channel/ARG, and it's very fun and creative, so we thought - hey, let's talk about that.Support the showStarting...

DLUTI 117 - Mike and Matt's Carnival of Internet Oddities

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason and Doug are busy this week, so it's just Mike and Matt. We decided to take the opportunity to tell you about a bunch of little weird thing...

DLUTI 116 - The Blind Maiden

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever heard of a website that kills people? Have you ever been to a website that kills people? Would you go there? Would you CLICK ON IT!?This...

DLUTI 115 - The Battle of Ape Canyon

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're taking a venture into cryptid land this week. There's furry ape men, miners and some kids from the local YMCA all on display as Doug, ...

DLUTI 114 - Ted the Caver

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this marathon of an episode, we cover a true internet classic. This week, it's Ted The Caver. We give our thoughts on the pasta and Doug treat...

DLUTI 113 - Liminal Land

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mom: We have Disney World at home.Disney World at home:Support the showStarting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when...

BONUS - Mike Reviews Some Books/Comics

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had to take the week off due to some family matters, and Doug being sicky sick. In lieu of a normal episode this week, Mike has decided to bless yo...

DLUTI 112 - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Part 2

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week it's time to be even more scared, as the DLUTI crew take you on a journey to time. A journey to time and the Don't Hug Me I'm...

DLUTI 111 - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Part 1

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Doug, Jason, Mike and Matt all agree to never be creative again...until next week when we do part 2.Support the showStarting your own podcast? Use thi...

DLUTI 110 - More Reddit Mysteries!

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boy wonder himself is back. This week Mike and Jason share a mic, and we share with you two stories about...light bulbs?Support the showStarting y...

DLUTI 109 - Temple of The Screaming Electron

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WARNING: This episode in particular contains references to content that some people may find disturbing.What is that name? What is this website?We&apo...

DLUTI 108 - Paranoia.com

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Man, what the heck was going on on the internet in the mid '90s? Some wacky and crazy stuff, that's what. It ranges from stupid and silly to...

DLUTI 107 - The Harbinger Experiment

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back this week with another creepypasta. This time it's something like the Russian Sleep Experiment, but somehow even worse. Welcome t...

DLUTI 106 - Yog-Sothoth

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason and Doug back atcha with a another Cthulhu Corner. This time it's the boi himself, the gately god, the massive mass of messy entrails, Yog-...

DLUTI 105 - Smile.jpg and Jeff The Killer

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Doug, Matt, and Jason take you through a couple classic creepypastas. It's Smile.jpg/Smiledog and Jeff The Killer!Support the showStart...

DLUTI 104 - What if The Beatles Never Broke Up?

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are down a member for a little while! And that is perfectly fine because Mike is a OFFICIALLY a daddy now! While he raises his spawn, Matt, Jason, ...

DLUTI 103 - Ash Vlogs Part 4

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The end! It's all the Ash Vlogs we've got for now! Thanks for riding this crazy train with us.Now we're gonna go take a nap until next ...

DLUTI 102 - Ash Vlogs Part 3

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for bearing with us while we deal with the sickies!We're back, baby! It's Ash Vlogs part 3. What else did you expect?Support the show...

SCP vs Cryptid - Teenage Cthulhu vs Mothman

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're taking a break from Ash Vlogs this week due to illness in Jason and Mike's households. This episode was recorded over Discord, so apol...

DLUTI 101 - Ash Vlogs Part 2

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for round 2! It's more of the vlogs of Ash. The Ash vlogs. The videos on the internet pertaining to Ash. What's she up to? W...

DLUTI 100 - Ash Vlogs Part 1

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who is Ash? Why is she vlogging? This vlog is bad, so why do we care? The answer to all those questions and more is somewhere within the depths of thi...

DLUTI 99.6 - Patreon Fireside/Q&A

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we take some questions from our lovely patrons and give you some updates about the podcast. If you'd like to see more of these going fo...

DLUTI 99.5 - Glitch in the Matrix or attention troll?

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys, life throws curveballs at us every so often, so we have to roll with the punches. This week, Matt, Jason and Mike dive into some "Real ...

DLUTI 099 - The Dodleston Messages

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wonder what your town was doing 500 years ago? Well, Acorn Computing might be able to help you there. Doug is gone this week but Matt, Mike, and ...

DLUTI 098 - ChatGPT is our producer today.

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We were wondering... how much better would our episodes be if they were scripted and written by an AI? Much better, is the answer. Today, Matt, Jason,...

DLUTI 097 - Annora Petrova

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who is she? Why do we care? DO WE CARE?! This week, Mike, Jason, and Matt uncover the truth behind the mysterious death of a figure skater, as well as...

DLUTI 096 - Dulce Base Part 2

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason is calm.  It may not seem like it.  But he is.  The boys are back this week to wrap up part 2 of dulce base! Let's talk about the war ha...

DLUTI 095 - Dulce Base Part 1

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Majestic 12, Missing 411, Roswell, Dulce Base. All of these names are connected.  This week, Jason, Mike, and Doug enter the secret tunnel to a facil...

DLUTI 094 - Cthulhu Corner: Yig

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

SNAKES WITH HUMAN FACES. Now that we have your attention, let's talk about SNAKES WITH HUMAN FACES. Doug and Jason dump their weird cthulhu mytho...

DLUTI 093 - The Wyoming Incident

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There is a phenomenon that happens to human beings when they are subjected to certain frequencies. Symptoms of hearing these frequencies include vomit...

UNPUTI 092 - "The Gang Gives Reddit Advice"

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Doug and Jason just up and left, so Mike, Matt, and Chris are left to pick up their slack. This week, the "UNPUTI Trio" dumps into reddit qu...

DLUTI 091 - Surreal Broadcast

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's get real.  Real surreal. With surreal broadcast.  It's a broadcast that is surreal! Join Jason,  Matt, Mike, and Doug as they pick ...

DLUTI 090 - ECKVAnet Part 2

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Story-time is OVER.  We introduced our cast and covered the videos in part 1.  Now, let's get into the thick of ECKVAnet and talk about what&ap...

DLUTI 089 - ECKVAnet

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hello! You have inherited a house! Do you A) renovate and hope for the best, B) Tear it down, or C) receive and monitor strange broadcasts from a now-...

DLUTI 088 - Rokos Basilisk

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Since Jason f**ked off to Wisconsin,  Mike, Matt, and Doug have taken it upon themselves to unleash a very strange concept to you all. And now that y...

DLUTI 087 - The Walten Files: Part 2

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

3 of us are back! Doug got stuck in a fire hydrant and we didn't feel like letting him out, so he.... well, hopefully he's still there. HOWE...

DLUTI 086 - The Walten Files Part 1

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Never let anyone tell you that you aren't beautiful! Here at Bon's Burgers, we pride ourselves in making all our employees feel and look B̷...

DLUTI 085 - A Night With The Minerva Alliance (Quarks & Rec)

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have yet another Analog Horror creator here with us! Do you all remember The Minerva Alliance? Well, today we had the pleasure of sitting down with...

DLUTI 084 - Hometown Horrors 2

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

SPOOKY SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE!!!Join Mike, Jason, Matt, and Doug as they let their listeners once again join them to tell their own personal horror...

DLUTI 083 - meatsleep

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When we first discovered this topic, we thought it was going to be a study on the effects of meat on the human ability to stay conscious. To be absolu...

DLUTI 082 - This House Has People in it: PART 2

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Setup: done.  If you haven't listened to part 1, go back! Or don't,  I can't tell you what to do. But you will be confused. Jason, Do...

DLUTI 081 - This House Has People In It/Unedited Footage of a Bear

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Did you accidentally see your doppelganger going through your trash? Are your loved ones melting through the floor of your kitchen? Do you suffer from...

DLUTI 080 - Elan School

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

High school wasn't a good time for any of us. Full of awkward encounters and terrible people; however, some experiences were clearly more terribl...

DLUTI 079 - Alex from Tennessee

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why do all the weird things live on 4chan? Someone invited anyone who was brave enough to come claim a prize! Not so bad, right? Matt, Jason, Doug and...

DLUTI 078 - The Esoteric Order of Dagon

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Time to return to the sea. Daddy Dagon demands it.  Join Jason, Matt, Doug, and Mike as they explore the dark bishop of the ocean and everything he h...

DLUTI 077 - The Valley of Headless Men

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ironically, Jason just came back from the great white north as Doug and Mike take a trip to the South Nahanni River system in Canada. As Jason recover...

DLUTI 076 - The Winchester Mystery House

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on DLUTI looks a little past the internet, we cover what could easily be called a real-world ARG before the internet even was a thought. We ...

UNPUTI 075 - Awoken by a Lamp ft. Unplanned Podnancy

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Covid has put a pause on our regularly scheduled programming; instead, we let Matt and Chris (from Unplanned Podnancy) talk passion topics with Mike. ...

DLUTI 074 - COVID CORNER

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

These next few weeks are going to be weirder then usual! Mike got covid so the boys cant go record. Looks like its up to Mike and his wife Laurie to h...

DLUTI 073 - Eventide Media

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're going back to the Tempest Universe! We had such a good time with Channel 7, we decided to head back and check out another installment of an...

DLUTI 072 - Markovian Parallax Denigrate

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

CALLING ALL SUSANS! We have questions for all of you! What do these words on Usenet mean?! Jason, Doug, and Mike dig up the past to get to the bottom ...

DLUTI 071 - A Night with The Sun Vanished

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, you read correctly. We've gushed about The Sun Vanished before, but this time, Aidan Elliot (author of The Sun Vanished!) gets to tolerate t...

DLUTI 070 - Channel 7

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We know you all love Analog Horror as much as we do so we decided.... MORE ANALOG HORROR! We cover a truly unique story this week with Channel 7. Is i...

DLUTI 069(nice.) - The Publius Enigma

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All and all we're just another, oh who cares Mike doesn't even know who Pink Floyd is.... Anyways today we cover the unsolvable mystery that...

DLUTI 068 - The Minerva Alliance: PART 2!

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 is here! The night definitely wore on us. But, we manage to make it through the last half of this absolutely wonderful analog horror known as: ...

DLUTI 067 - The Minerva Alliance: PART 1

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the protection of those listening, be aware that the information that follows is considered classified by the Dept. of Anomalies as well as severa...

DLUTI 066 - The Bridge: A Reddit Mystery

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Be careful crossing this bridge. You’ll never know what you find on the other side. Or should I say THE INSIDE!! We cover a reddit story called: The...

DLUTI 065 - Catastrophe Crow!

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does anyone else remember Ocean Quest for Super Nintendo? (Not a sponsor) Well, if you do, you'd be interested to find out that it's creator...

DLUTI 064 - 2h32 (a nightmarish opera simulator)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the theater! Our wonderous sights shall incite pangs of pleasure and tinges of mutilation. Would you like to be entertained? This week, Dou...

DLUTI 063 -The Guarapiranga Mutilations

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jason is sick this week so we decided to make him still get his ass to work and join us for a smaller episode as we dive into, mutilated bodies, cows,...

DLUTI 062 - Nyarlathotep

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The chaos that lurks in the dark, the puppet master behind your very government. The unspeakable horror that is Nyarlathotep. We cover one of the HEAV...

DLUTI 061 - 11B-X-1371

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We promise, this isn't an episode about Elon Musk or his robo-child. It is no less confusing though. The internet went INSANE for this one. Join ...

DLUTI 060 - Dear David

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To whom this may concern,Doug, Jason, and Mike talk the well known Twitter horror story that is the brain child of Adam Ellis Buzzfeed and comic artis...

DLUTI 059 - i am sophie

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you Young, Rich, and Powerful? Ya neither are we but today we dive deep into the life of a billionaire's daughter and bring you I am Sophie! ...

DLUTI 058 - CH/SS

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of the first of its kind,  CH/SS helped make the genre of analog horror what it is today. But what is it? We will do our best to make it all far ...

DLUTI 057 - The Twitter Voicemail

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Doug, Jason, and Mike talk about Twitter, Mikes most favorite thing on the internet, but not the fun side of Twitter, the spooky scary getting death t...

DLUTI 056 - Hiimmarymary

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the boys yes ALL of them this week on a super fun episode that deals with some real heavy topics but also will scare the pants off of you! We div...

DLUTI 055 - Room 322

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Doug and Mike talk about a room so mysterious that even VICE knows about it. Come and join us as we talk about secret societies, weird sex stuff and w...

DLUTI 054 - The Box of Crazy

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Doug and Mike tackle well, a lot of images from some who we might call crazy, or maybe enlightened we actually aren't sure so you know, figure it...

DLUTI 053 - Missing 411

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mike and Doug tackle a live recording through discord that went, okay at best. We cover the weird and mostly explainable missing 411 topic, is it bigf...

Babi Ngepet

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As we take our small Hiatus from recording, please enjoy the Kim Kardashian of Cryptids (I already regret referring to it like that) one of the weirde...

DLUTI 052 - Majestic 12

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Aliens! Conspiracy! Wake up, sheeple! Mike has a lot of feelings about this one and he isn't afraid to yell. Jason, Doug, and Mike dive into what...

DLUTI 051 - Hastur, The Whisperer in the Darkness

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The King in Yellow, Hastur the Unspeakable, Fenric, Dweller in the Depths, Thing in the Lake, Him that Slept Beneath, Great Prince of the Old Ones, an...

DLUTI 050 - The Ripsaw Situation

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Guys, we had an ARG made for us. we played valiantly, and the creator might think we are... UNIQUE,  but we made it through! Now, we interview the cr...

DLUTI 049 - Kate Yup

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All you can eat buffets have been around since before man walked the earth (probably). This is a whole new beast. Enter the world of Muckbang and see ...

DLUTI 048 - This Room Does Not Exist

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PLAY://ARCHIVERUN_TRACKING.EXE://DLUTIPERF-HAP.STANRUN-PROGRAM.EXECUTEPLAY-AUDIO-TRDNEINC+TRACK USER-TRACKINGPROG//SLEEPTRDNE-"THIS ROOM DOES NOT...

The Murphysboro Mud Monster

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

More cryptid goodness! This one is a little less well known, but holy crap did we have fun with it! Could Gary Busey be a cryptid?   Join Mike, Doug,...

DLUTI 047 - Junko Junsui

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This was considered one of the most controversial stories available on the internet. Was it because an actual Russian paramilitary organization was in...

DLUTI 046 - The Sun Vanished: Season 1

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone get Rayban on the phone. They're going to want to hear about this... Twitter user TheSunVanished recounts a harrowing story of one fatefu...

Bonus! The Reb4r/Ripsaw ARG

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone! So, originally we were going to keep this as a bonus episode.  However, the ARG we are currently entangled in is quickly becoming much ...

DLUTI 045 - John Zegrus: the Man From Another Dimension

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when an unknown passenger appears on a flight to Japan? Even better, what happens when this man isn't supposed to even exist? Join J...

DLUTI 044 - Sleep As Android Anomaly

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is a very specific reason I do not record myself while sleeping, and this is it. Doug was in Vegas, so we decided to build a new one. Only probl...

DLUTI 043 - Mandela Catalogue

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Make sure all your body parts are normal sized. If not... THINK. Join Jason, Doug and Mike as they stumble down this analog horror. Don't answer ...

DLUTI 042 - ALEXKANSAS: The Monument Mythos Season 2

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2! Wooo! Let's tie this incredibly creative analog horror together with the 2nd season of the Monument Mythos! There are crabs, spectral tre...

DLUTI 041 - ALEXKANSAS: The Monument Mythos Season 1

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

God we love analog horror. It's so much fun! And this week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dive headfirst into an analog horror channel that is gaining so...

DLUTI 040 - Jack Torrance

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

All work and no play makes NightMind a dull boy. I'm sure you guys know Jack Torrance from the Shining... but he has nothing to do with this! Jas...

DLUTI 039 - Azathoth, The Blind Idiot God

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The center of all of reality. The Nuclear Chaos. The Daemon Sultan. Azathoth! This week, we are bringing back Cthulhu Corner and gazing into the void....

DLUTI 038 - Cults Among Us

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We recently got some very interesting information regarding possible cult activity in our home state. This led Doug, Jason, and Mike to dive into some...

DLUTI 037 - Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's kind of like... the Sarlacc pit from Star Wars meets Osmosis Jones: nightmare edition. Grab a t-shirt and a commemorative cup while you&apos...

DLUTI 036 - Lake City Quiet Pills

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It feels good to be doing our regular content again! This week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dig through the internet to follow one of the more mysterious in...

DLUTI 035 - Hometown Horrors 1

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

After way too many technical problems, we were finally able to release our listener episode! Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they endure some bone-chill...

SCP-3122 - Elevix Electronics GPS

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WARNING. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CLASSIFIED BY THE FOUNDATION.  ONLY THOSE WITH LEVEL 3 CLEARANCE OR HIGHER MAY PROCEED.We all rely on techn...

DLUTI 034 - Abandoned by Disney

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Doug has a treat for us today.  After our normal shenanigans we dive into his favorite creepypasta: Abandoned by Disney! Remember, next week is liste...

DLUTI 033 - NoEnd House

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Analween everyone. I don't know why we call it that anymore but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're about to hear Jason&a...

DLUTI 032 - Anansi's Goatman

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's October so we want to tickle your creepy pickles! This week, Jason, Doug, and Mike share Mike's favorite creepypasta: Anasi's Goat...

DLUTI 031 - Local58

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you guys ready for some more analog horror?! Something has invaded the US and apparently there is only one way out... Join Jason, Doug, and Mike a...