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The Sound of Silence: What Happened to Chris, Chester, and the NXIVM Cult
10 Apr 2026
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Send us Fan MailA look into the lives of Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington, the "Silent Children" theories that linked their deaths to Anthony Bour...
TCT Update
07 Apr 2026
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Send us Fan MailHeyya! Tuesdays True Crime Tuesday will be on Friday as it's true crime and a conspiracy deep dive! I cant wait for you al...
God, Science & Spiritual Warfare: Is God Real?
03 Apr 2026
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Send us Fan MailIs God real, or are we just a cosmic accident? In this episode, we dive deep into the invisible reality of spiritual warfare, how...
JFK: A Thousand Days and The Sixty-Year Shadow
31 Mar 2026
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Send us Fan MailIn this deep-dive episode, we pull back the curtain on the most analyzed presidency in American history. We begin in the freezing wate...
Afroman vs. The Police: The Lemon Pound Cake Trial
27 Mar 2026
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Send us Fan MailI’m This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re talking about one of the wildest courtroom stories in recent memory. After police raide...
See You Friday!!
24 Mar 2026
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Send us Fan MailJust a quick little update. True Crime Tuesday will air on Friday and Fridays deep dive will be on Sunday <3
What even is this episode?
20 Mar 2026
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Send us Fan MailThis week on Don't Quote Me, It's Probably Nothing, we’re heading to a small place in Kelli's brain ... to talk about a bunch of not...
True Crime Tuesday: The Circleville Letter Writer
17 Mar 2026
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Send a textThis week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading to a small town in Ohio where something as simple as a letter turned into years of fear, a...
The Alaska Triangle: Americas Most Mysterious Missing Zone
13 Mar 2026
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Send a textWhat if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States?In this deep ...
True Crime Tuesday: Wheel of Chaos
10 Mar 2026
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Send a textThis week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re letting chaos take the wheel.Literally.For this episode of True Crime Tue...
Before the Flood: Giants, Fallen Angels & the Lost World
06 Mar 2026
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Send a text What if the world before the flood looked nothing like the one we know today?In this deep dive episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s ...
NOT a True Crime Tuesday 2.0
17 Feb 2026
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This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re putting modern dating on trial.From flying dentures in pasta to surprise family inte...
Symbols, Secrecy & The Elite
16 Feb 2026
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Why do powerful people love ceremony?In this Friday the 13th episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we step into the world of elite s...
True Crime Tuesday ... On A Thursday ... Again
12 Feb 2026
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This week on Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing, we're taking a trip around the globe to explore some true crime and some of the weirdest, most ...
Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control
07 Feb 2026
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What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Sc...
True Crime Tuesday: There's No Way
03 Feb 2026
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way."If you love shaking your hea...
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
27 Jan 2026
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves.🎵 So...
MH370: The Flight That Never Landed
16 Jan 2026
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On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the m...
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes & Bad Decisions
13 Jan 2026
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Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense.On this True Crime Tuesda...
When Power Becomes Invisible
11 Jan 2026
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Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where curiosity gets a little too loud and patterns start looking suspicious....
Dumb Crimes: Disguises That Were ... A Choice
06 Jan 2026
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Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets poor decision-making.This week on True Crime Tuesday, ...
Cattle Mutilations: A Mystery Older Than America
04 Jan 2026
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Cattle have been found dead with precise surgical wounds, missing organs, and no blood at the scene, and this isn’t some modern UFO panic. Reports o...
Antarctica, Aliens & Classified Chaos
30 Dec 2025
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Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing.The podcast where curiosity meets chaos and nothing is ever officially confirmed 👀In th...
NOT A True Crime Tuesday
23 Dec 2025
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Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably No...
Area 51: WTF is it??
21 Dec 2025
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What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, w...
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
16 Dec 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.From criminals calling the police on themselves…to arguing with law enforcement...
Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things
12 Dec 2025
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Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras...
True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday?? Diddy: Power, Patterns & The Reckoning
11 Dec 2025
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This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial fi...
Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense
02 Dec 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a...
A Little Chaotic: The Hum & Missing 411
30 Nov 2025
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This week on Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing, I'm diving into the the theories about the Hum and Missing 411. Did I talk about everything I ...
True Crime Tuesday: Fool-Proof Plans That Failed Immediately
25 Nov 2025
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Criminal masterminds? No. Criminal disasters? Absolutely.Prepare yourself for a full buffet of bad decisions, because this week’s True Crime Tuesday...
The Backrooms: Liminal Nightmares & Lost Time
21 Nov 2025
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Ever wonder what happens when reality glitches? When time bends? When you walk into a hallway that definitely wasn’t there yesterday?Welcome to The ...
True Crime Tuesday: Petty Revenge Gone Felony
18 Nov 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest category of crimes known to humankind: petty revenge that spiraled so hard ...
Jeffrey Epstein: Power, Secrets, and the Billionaire No One Could Stop
14 Nov 2025
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This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, a...
Food & Felonies: When Hunger Goes Too Far
11 Nov 2025
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Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟This week, I take ...
Did We Even Land on the Moon?
07 Nov 2025
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What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, div...
True Crime Tuesday: The Dumbest Alibis Ever
04 Nov 2025
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest ...
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
31 Oct 2025
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Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real ori...
Trick or Crime: Halloween Chaos Edition
28 Oct 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re celebrating spooky season the only way we know how ... by mixing true crime, bad decisions, and questionable ...
Whispers in the Hills: The Cursed Side of Appalachia
25 Oct 2025
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Twenty episodes of chaos ... and we're celebrating by heading straight into cursed territory.From the eerie legends of the Not-Deer and Appalachian Mi...
True Crime Tuesday: Criminal Masterminds (Who Weren’t)
21 Oct 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains ...
Welcome To Cursedville: Five Towns You Shouldn't Visit (But Totally Want To)
17 Oct 2025
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This week, we're taking a haunted road trip across America straight into the places maps forgot and ghosts refuse to leave.From the town that's been b...
True Crime Tuesday - Dumb Crimes That Escalated Fast
14 Oct 2025
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This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're diving head first into the world of impulsive decisions, chaotic energy, and criminals who clearly didn't ...
Don't Mess With Ouija Boards
10 Oct 2025
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What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija board...
True Crime Tuesday - Feasts, Floorboards & WTF
07 Oct 2025
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Welcome to the first-ever True Crime Tuesday, where the cases are weird, the commentary is chaotic, and the only thing scarier than crimes .. are the ...
Frozen Fear & Midnight Knocks
05 Oct 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 14 - Frozen Fear & Midnight KnocksIn this double-dose of spooky season chills, I'm tackling two of the creepiest mysteries ...
The Unlucky Episode
28 Sep 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 13 – The Unlucky EpisodeSome say 13 is just a number. Others say it’s cursed. In this week’s special “unlucky episode,”...
Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal Mysteries
21 Sep 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal MysteriesWhat is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and ...
Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians, & Scandals in the Crown
14 Sep 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the CrownFrom Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or esca...
The Grateful Dead: Psycedelics, Spies, and Strange Theories
07 Sep 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange TheoriesWhat if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie...
Quantum Immortality and Near Death Time Glitches
31 Aug 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death GlitchesWhat if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consci...
Disney Conspiracy Theories - Magic, Mystery, and Mouse Ears
15 Aug 2025
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Send us a textGet ready to step behind the curtain of the happiest place on earth and dive into some of the wildest Disney conspiracy theories out the...
Mysteries in the Mountains: Tales of Appalachian Lore
08 Aug 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 7: Mysteries in the Mountains - Tales of Appalachian LoreStep into the misty mountains and winding hollers of Appalachia, where ...
The Satanic Panic
03 Aug 2025
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Send us a textStep back into the wild, weird world of the 1980s.Satanic Panic: when fear, hysteria, and rumors of secret satanic cults rocked America&...
Hollywood Conspiracies: MJ, Secret Societies & Cursed Films
27 Jul 2025
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Send us a textDive into the wild, mysterious, and sometimes spooky world of Hollywood conspiracies. In this episode, we explore the enduring rumors th...
Project Blue Beam
20 Jul 2025
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Send us a textProject Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project...
The Gateway Tapes
13 Jul 2025
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Send us a textEpisode 3: The Gateway Tapes — Brain Hacking, Astral Travel, and CIA SecretsEver wonder what happens when 1980s government tech meets ...
Simulation Theory
06 Jul 2025
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Send us a text🎮 Episode 2 – Simulation TheoryWhat if your life isn’t real? What if that time you put your phone in the fridge was less “oops”...
The Phantom Time Hypothesis
29 Jun 2025
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Send us a textWhat if it's not 2025 ... but actually 1728? In this chaotic kickoff episode, I dive into the Phantom Time Hypothesis. The theory t...