Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Episodes
Dopey 563: The Pistol Whipping, Sex Drug Taking, Heroin Shooting, Mushroom Cultivating, Phish Loving Life of Phell Legend Jenn Dawson
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inserted Ad Free Dopey: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! For our post-Christmas Dopey episode we kick it off with a Christmas gift revi...
Thursday Replay! Meth Piss Owl Story with Jessa Reed and Chris!
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lisen without ads at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! It is Christmas (STILL) as the 5 days of Dopey continues! We start with me alone ...
I Snorted Paris Hilton's Coke, Dealt at Dartmouth, 4-Month Psychotic Hell, Secret Marriage – Rachel Hechtman's Wednesday Dopey Dose!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ad free on patreon @www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! It's Christmas Eve! Wishing all the listeners a Merry Fucking Christmas! This week...
Christmas with Ray & Alan: Shopping Hell, Nick Reiner Reflections & Holiday Songs (Patreon Exclusive)
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the teaser! We begin in a chaotic pre-Christmas Eve update filled with last-minute shopping woes, mediocre Chinese food reviews, and refl...
The Final Nick Reiner Recordings
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen without ads at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastIn this Dopey replay, We revisits rare and unfiltered moments with Nick Reiner and Chris O’Connor ...
Dopey 562: Alec Baldwin! Cocaine Overdose! Overcoming Suicidal Depression! My Dad's take on Nick Reiner's Final Dopey Recording! Happy Holidays?
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast listen without ads!This week on Dopey! A heavy, emotional holiday episode of Dopey that moves between chaos, grief, re...
First IV Heroin and the Seizure Story - Dopey 1&2 on Old School Thursday - 19 McDoubles with Cheese!
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen without ads on www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey we go down memory lane and listen to me and Chris plant the dopey flag and start ...
Bob Forrest on Nick Reiner, Mental Illness, and Modern Drug Psychosis
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ad Free Dopey:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastIn this crucial emergency episode, Dave is joined by longtime friend and recovery legend Bob Forrest to proc...
Trying to make sense of the Reiner Tragedy and the ethics of telling the story with Erin Khar
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear the rest at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey Tuesday with returning friend, writer, and “elite ex-equestrian” Erin Carr. They j...
Dopey Emergency Episode: The Nick Reiner Tragedy
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
for shows without inserted ads join:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis two-hour emergency Dopey episode compiles all of Nick Reiner’s appearances —...
ANDY DICK COMES CLEAN ABOUT HIS RECENT OVERDOSE! EMERGENCY DOPEY
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NO INSERTED ADS WWW.PATREON.COM/DOPEYPODCASTEMERGENCY ANDY DICK INTERVENTION!!!!Thanks to hard core dope Keaton Hudema - we catch up with Andy Dick to...
Dopey 561: CLASSIC DOPEY From Fake AIDS to Real Crack: The Completely Deranged Life of Hairy Tongue Will
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
no inserted ads: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis Week on a super classic episode of Dopey! Dave is visited by local Long Islander - Will P. AKA Hairy...
Chris’s Prison Stories Vol.1 – Shooting Meth, getting Staph & pushing the Fucking Panic Button
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No inserted ads on patreon:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis Week on Dopey! Dave kicks off the new Thursday Retro Replay / Greatest Hits concept and ex...
'Coke and Porn Go Together Like Bacon and Eggs' Sleaford Mods': Jason Williamson's Incredible Saga PLUS a guy in a butcher shop put a pipe up his Arse!
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! Dave talks to Jason Williamson of Sleaford Mods about growing up in grim small-town England, discovering punk and mod culture, and...
Tuesday Teaser - Can you live in Fear and Love at the same time? Fake Meditation - Reddit Roundup
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
to hear the whole thing go to www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastSend comments to [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ad...
Dopey REPLAY - Charlotte McKinney! LSD SPRAY! Psychedelics! Ketamine! Quaaludes! Psilocybin! Recovery
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
no inserted ads on www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis Week on Dopey REPLAY! We are joined by our amazing guest, comedian, actress, model and person in e...
Dopey 560: Darrell Hammond, SNL to Crack House to Stroke Ward back to SNL! Cutting, Coke, SMI, Recovery
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Inserted ad free shows:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! Comedy Legend and serious recovery survivor Darrel Hammond comes on the show! W...
Carolyn 'Mountain Girl' Garcia - Grateful Dead - Merry Pranksters - Ken Kesey - Psychedelics - Jerry Garcia - Dopey Retro Thursday Replay
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen without ads attempt www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastReplay from June 2022 - Carolyn 'Mountain Girl' Garcia tells her story! From ibogaine in Palo...
Fentanyl, Coke, Speed, Blues, Heroin & Methadone: The Noddy God Story
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For Ad Free shows go to:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDave kicks off the first-ever Wednesday Dose of Dopey talking about post-Thanksgiving food insanit...
Can you use Meth without Consequences? Alan-On x Raytreon Hybrid - Thanksgiving Recap, Bashing old people TEASER
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Go to www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastto hear the full show! It's a good and fun one! Lots of emails and Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See p...
Dopey REPLAY - Billy Strings - FULL INTERVIEW, Loss, Grief, Meth, Weed, Music, Recovery, Trauma
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ad Free at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastBilly Strings sits down for one of the rawest, heaviest, and most honest conversations ever recorded on Dopey. ...
Dopey 559: Charlotte McKinney Takes Homemade Quaaludes and uses Candy Flip Spray, THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! PLUS Steve Poltz on the Mysterious Life and Death of Todd Snider RIP!
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Week on Dopey! Our annual Thanksgiving episode opens with a Dopey holiday song and gratitude messages from the Dopey Nation. We remember the bril...
After Billy Strings Show - Cookies - AI - Heroin -Recovery
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThe teaser opens with you explaining the whole point of a Tuesday teaser: push listeners “like little dogs or lemmings”...
Dopey 558: Billy Strings Comes Clean! Losing his Parents to Meth and Heroin, Crack, weed addiction, Braids, Razor Blades & a Briefcase
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast This Week on Dopey! Billy Mother Fucking Strings comes on to share his truth! But first Dave meditates, reads spotify ...
Soft White Underbelly, Rich Roll, The Fire Cracker, Heart Attack Doug, MAGA, Gratitude 'The Return of Snot Sock Manheim'
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDave opens the Tuesday teaser alone in his house, loving the rare quiet and recording next to Susan the snake’s terrariu...
Dopey 557: CLASSIC DOPEY! Pimps and Ho's, Meth and Heroin, Crack! Smuggling people in the Trunk with Glynis!
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NO INSERTED ADS: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey!In this unbelievably heavy episode, Dave sits with Glynis as she unpacks a lifetime of...
MAGA (HEART ATTACK) DOUG - HIPPIES - ART - GRATITUDE - HEROIN - COPS - LONG ISLAND
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast join patreon for good extras! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our co...
Dopey 556: Roddy Bottum Sticks Opium Up His Butt with Courtney Love, Faith No More, Imperial Teen, 90's, Recovery, Gay Stuff
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.con/dopeypodcastThis Week on Dopey! I'm in Philly at the Rise for Recovery Conference! I was on Soft White Underbelly! I read Spotify comm...
Shadow People, Hot Takes, and My Dad Calls Me a Liar or Sticky Finger's Manheim Rides Again
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you wanna hear the full thing — head to 👉 www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for infor...
Dopey 555: Hot Takes! Rich Roll Does Mushrooms and MDMA and gets deep on Dopey! Gay Stuff in Vietnam, Harm Reduction!!
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🧠 Dopey Episode 555: Rich Roll Returns!This week on Dopey I met Jeff Ross at Katz’s (he thought I’d be short and fat), go through Spotify comme...
Lonely Jail Time - Joey Ramone - Doing Percs in Recovery - Ray Tease
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the tease! Susan is sick! Eating Bad! Dental Surgery Percocet! Nitrous! Montana Prison in Texas! Joey Ramone!MORE! MORE! MORE! Hosted by ...
Dopey 554: Homeless, Shooting Speedballs in Neck, 69ing in Cab with Fried Chicken, RJ Elizarraz
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast This week on Dopey! Dave opens the episode feeling sick, dreading his upcoming dental implants, and joking about painkil...
Charlie Parker Swindles Miles Davis for Heroin Money. Selby flies with no ID. PLUS ALAN and Mystery Guest.
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dave opens this Tuesday Dopey Patreon teaser by reflecting on feeling burnt out, upcoming dental implant surgery, and the need to slow down. He jokes ...
Dopey 552: Brace Belden Returns! Molestation, Poppers, Nitrous, Heroin, Charlie Kirk and Recovery!
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Week on Dopey! Dave opens with a cocaine-barroom parody and rolls into updates: DopeyCon afterglow, Spotify/iTunes comments, LA travel nerves, an...
LSD in EYES - DOPEY IN HEART - ROLLING STONES - DOPEYCON
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tease with StephenPublic apologyRecognizing patternsbeing a jerkLSDMore!Hipsters! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for in...
Dopeycon 2025 Live Brandon Novak, James Frey, Hank Azaria, Fentanyl Jay, Sam Miller and my dad's speech!
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Twas a good Dopeycon this year - maybe the last - I wish I had said more - but it was a truly beautiful experience and show. The place was packed - an...
MAGA Heart Attack Doug Fat Shames Me HardCore! Plus Dopeycon and other dumb shit.
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on the teaser! We recap Dopeycon, I complain about META shutting down the Dopey FB page, we read an email and Do...
Dopey 551: Recovering from Grief with Amanda Petrusich, Phish, Metallica, Bob Dylan, Suboxone, Rolling Stone, New Yorker
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
dopeycon tix:https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668Patreon:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastA new kind of Dopey! A kinder, Gentler Dopey? Me and ...
Keith Richards and Jerry Garcia's Personal Habits - Banana Ball and the Dopey Theme Song Challenge!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
im not sure if we actually talk about Keith and Jerry - but we do on the actual epiode at:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDopeycon tickets:https://www.tic...
Dopey 550: The Anesthesiologist Who Shot Adrenaline and Fentanyl, Dr. Jason Giles, Hitler, Freud, Halsted, Addiction Recovery
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Week on Dopey! We are joined by Oro Recovery Medical Director - Dr. Jason Giles! We also read old comments and hear from a few dopes in the dopey...
DRUNKEN SEX in THE 1980's! PLUS Dopey theme song challenge!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PATREON:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastDOPEYCON TICKETS:https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668The teaser isn't great but the actual episode is ...
Dopey 549: Heroin at 16, Bundles in Puerto Rico, Mongo in Queens, Addiction Recovery OG – The Johnny Mac Story
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668NO INSERTED ADS ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! We are joined by old school...
Charlie Sheen's First Crack with Blow Job! Luc Zarrato! Fitness! Recovery!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on tuesday teaser! We rejoice at the release and all around grea...
Dopey 548: 13 & Pregnant, Army ‘Shitbag,’ Gabby Eagan! Head butting Cops, TMZ Mugshots, and a Year Sober (Almost)”
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DOPEYCON TICKETS: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1765668PATREON:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! We are joined...
SPECIAL GUEST! KATZ'S! GUY ON GUY 69! The LAST DOPEYCON????? Canadians! Katz's!
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the teaser!An Old Anonymous friend comes through and we talk propofol, guy on guy 69 and other dumb shit. PLUS a Canadian EMAIL - is it ...
Dopey 547: Fruit Roll-Ups Full of Oxys, Butt Cheeks Full of Percs, Heroin as Hash, and Finding G-d with Tzvi Heber, plus GAMBLING
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DOPEYCON TIX HERE: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1765668This Week on Dopey! Getting ready for DopeyCon - who is coming? This ...
Are Girls Ungrateful and other Insane Questions with Handsome Evan Teaser Addiction Recovery
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/thedopeyfoundation/1765668This week on the teaser - i read some emails - reflect on the end of summer and get ex...
Dopey 546: Anders Osborne on a Morphine, Dilaudid, Cocaine Cocktail, Butt Cheeks Full of Perks & Bill Taylor remembers Hurricane Katrina
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! We are getting ready for Dopeycon! You coming? https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668Montana, OG DOPE, writing in from p...
Alan Returns and Talks Shit About Fentanyl Jay on The Billy Jensen Teaser! Addiction Recovery!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For Dopeycon tickets: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668 For patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastMy Dad is back to talk shit! Hosted b...
Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dopeycon 2025 Tickets: https://buytickets.at/thedopeyfoundation/1765668This week on Dopey we celebrate Dopes Heather and Jen! Both with ONE YEAR! We r...
What the F$%K is happening with Fentanyl Jay, Addiction Recovery Teaser
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Teaser! I get back from Park City Song Summit! Preparing for DopeyCon, going upstate! Jay is back - if you want to hear whats up - go...
Dopey 544: ChrisMiss - Dopey Day - Annie Remembers! Chris ties a rubber duck around his penis to beat. a drug test! Addiction Recovery
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast📋 Show NotesTeaser/Intro:Dave’s septic tank explodes into the shower; plumber drama and Beach Club day.Announces Park...
Finger Banging, Septic Explosion, Recovery Addiction and Dumb Shit with Heart Attack Doug
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Septic saga: Dave’s septic tank blows up into the shower; plumber drama ensues. Park City Song Summit: Dave previews his session with Anders Osbo...
Dopey 543: Projectile Vomiting, Codependency, Heroin, Fitness, Billy Joel with Rachel Elizabeth Slocum, Doug Bopst,
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
dopeycon tix available at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastAnnie’s anniversary: Dave marks one year since Annie Ellie died, plays her voicemails and mess...
Do I Really Look that Much Like Ted Cruz? Erin Khar! Addiction Recovery!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Full Erin Khar episode + DopeyCon 6 tickets only on:🎟️ www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast 📓 Episode Notes:🐎 Guest: Erin Khar – author, ...
Dopey 542: Jonathon Shaw on Speedballing, Tattooing Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop, Ayahuasca and deep addiction recovery
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Show NotesEarly Life & Tattoo Beginnings:JS grew up going back and forth to NYC, starting Fun City tattoo shop in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s, workin...
Downgraded to Tuesday: Aurora’s Love Island Life, Fiji, and Cake Shame Teaser
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📓 NOTES: Aurora returns to Dopey Tuesday after time away Dave jokes she’s been "downgraded to Tuesdays" Aurora just came back from working o...
Dopey 541: Dopey 537: SUPER TWEAKER SPECIAL! Smoking Meth in Jason Schwartzman’s Trailer — The Super Spun Redemption of Will De Los Santos
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! Dave returns from vacation and rants about Instagram deleting and reinstating the Dopey page. He shouts out the Dopey Nation warri...
RIP Don, Ozzy, and the Dopey Instagram Page - Addiction, Recovery and SELBY!
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.comThis week in the Teaser! We just got back from a beautiful family vacation, but it started on a heartbreaking note—our friend Don “...
Dopey 540: ChrisMiss in July - Remembering Chris with Colin and Ted
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! It's ChrisMiss Time Again - and we remember Chris and think about what we've lost in our latest ChrisM...
Kimber, Coke for Christmas, Real IDs, & Red Bull Meltdowns TUESDAY TEASE!
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
hear the whole thig there:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast 📓 Detailed Notes:Dave opens the teaser from somewhere in the Rocky Mountains — unless he ...
Dopey 539: Jeannine Coulter Kicked Heroin in a Doghouse, Squatted a Cell Phone Store, and Kidnapped an old man
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! It’s the long-awaited episode with Chasing Heroine host Jeannine Coulter, recorded live at Jeremy’s house during Dopeywood!Jea...
Stilettos, Thongs, Group Conscience and Homoerotic Recovery Walks with Heart Attack Doug aka MAGA Doug
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🧷 Show Notes (Teaser):Dave’s on vacation in the Rockies, losing sleep and dreaming hardDoug thinks group conscience is sacred — unless he doesn...
In Loving Memory of Don Renz (DJ): Another Tragic Dopey Loss
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
💔 Emergency Dopey Episode from vacation in Montana🕊️ Remembering Don Renz aka DJ – friend, guest, Dopey Nation member📞 Don’s sister c...
Dopey 538: Ian Fidance! The Ultimate BiSexual/Straight Edge, Huffing Duster in His Mom’s House - 10 years Sober episode!
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
exclusive eps on patreon every tuesday! www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! Up and coming Comedy and podcasting Legend Ian Fidance enters...
Kicking Heroin was easier than sitting through this Dance Recital. PLUS BUKATY IS BACK!
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GET THE FULL BUKATY AT:www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast📓 Episode NotesDave’s prepping for a huge family vacation to Utah → Lava Hot Springs, Yellow...
Dopey 537: Dopeywood Live! Amy Dresner, Annie Lederman, Moshe Kasher, Jack Osbourne, Rich Roll, Bob Forrest, Shane Enholm, Jake from West Virginia, Adam David + More!
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dave opens the show with a shoutout to Stephanie Roberts (7 years sober), Patreon plugs, and a cereal relapse story (Quaker Oatmeal Squares with choco...
Is Dave a Racist? Tuesday Teaser! Processed Sugar, Bobby Lee and Deleted Reddit Posts: A Teaser in 100-Degree Heat
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📝 Episode Notes:Dave's up at 5:30 AM with no sleep aids but hopelessly hooked on s’mores Father's Day gift: a $40 crackhead s’mores hot plate ...
Dopey 536: BOBBY LEE! Meth at 16, Sh!tting his pants, Porn Addiction, Relapse, Recovery PLUS My Dad!
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NOTES:Listener emails: brutal black tar vein damage stories (toes, dick, and yes, arteries) plus a chilling NJ dope shack bust and snowstorm cigarette...
Dopey Tuesday Teaser AA Beefs, Dehumidifier Rage, and Reuniting the Cro Mags
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🧾 Show Notes:Doug’s back! In the Subaru, in the parking lot. Dave’s depressed because his dehumidifier sucks. Reddit trolls say the teaser an...
Dopey 535: Kratom is for Pussies, “I Think I’d Make a Fine Crackhead”: Jessie G’s Relapse and Todd Shot 2025
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dopeywood!Note about ToddA voicemail from a listener in Mexico: “¿Qué pasó David?”Email about a guy sober off weed and a listener who relap...
Dopey Teaser: Kraboxone, Mid-Century Meth, Magic Mind, Mushrooms, the Stash Word Disaster & the Dopeywood Debrief
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📝 SHOW NOTES (for post description):Mid-century modern hotel confusionJason Cabello returns! Recovery Unplugged + Toxicology podcastMagic Mind and ...
Dopey 534: Abbey Fickley Returns + Rest in Peace Ray the Clammer; Motherhood, Relapse, Internet Backlash… and 40 Years of Clamming, Cocaine, and Redemption
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode Notes!DOPEYWOOD COMING!AWESOME EMAILS AND VOICEMAILS!ABBEY:Postpartum anxiety and getting prescribed benzosHer first time using heroin — in ...
NEW Dopey Tuesday Teaser - Start Your Day Over: Clam Talk, Stroke Scares, and Internet Trolls
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doug’s back in the kitchen after nearly dying from a TCI (mini-stroke)Dave compares Doug’s Memorial Day scare to Ray the Clammer’s UTI-induced b...
Dopey 533: Tripping Balls at Camp Bisco, Calvin Klein Cocktails, LSD Meltdowns, and Methadone Clinic Madness: Zach’s Wild Ride
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fentanyl vs. Heroin: "Trash high"—no legs, not the same rush, felt grateful when heroin disappearedFirst Shot: A friend made him do it for free—"M...
Tuesday Patreon Teaser: Toilet Blowjob Grinder AIDS Story (Patreon Teaser!)
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Sign up for Patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastGet bonus episodes, access to Dopey Zooms, exclusive merch, and support the Dopey mission. It’...
Dopey 532: Snorting Meth Off a Shane MacGowan's Dirty Thumbnail & the Joy of Being Steve Poltz
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎸 Steve Poltz returns! From meth psychosis to music on the mountain🧠 Touring with Shane MacGowan and snorting meth off his thumbnail🏨 Destroy...
Dopey Tuesday Teaser: Heart Attack Doug, Othello Cookies, and the Fucking Celtics: Live from the Subaru
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🚗 Taped live from Doug’s Subaru in front of Dave’s house📬 Sarah’s amazing weed and recovery email🏀 Dave curses out Celtics fans at a re...
Dopey 531: Snorting Heroin on the Staten Island Ferry to Eating his Way to Recovery, Fame and Fortune, Ian Martin
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🏥 Doctor shopping on the UWS, Florida pill mills, and the $300/week FedEx Oxy plan🧬 Coke, klonopin, benzos, nodding out mid-Xbox match, screamin...
Dopey Tuesday RAYtreon Teaser: F*CK THE CELTICS - Deli Dave vs. New York City Dave PLUS DOES THE LAST OF US SUCK NOW?
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Knicks vs. Celtics playoff madnessDave vs. “New York City Dave”Shout out to Boston Dave G (but still, fuck Boston)Is The Last of Us now just lesbi...
Dopey 530: Liquid LSD in the Eyes! Smoking Meth at a Puppy Mill and Doing Sexy Tarp Stuff on the Road to Recovery with Sam Miller
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🏀 Knicks Playoff Fever: Dave opens the show celebrating the Knicks’ win over the Celtics and his deep attachment to the team.🌸 Family Time: Da...
Dopey Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Adam David from The Voice 'an 8 Ball a day keeps the doctor away'
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whats on Patreon:Adam’s chaotic childhood, bullying, and getting high at 12Smoking weed with an abusive friend’s stepdadGetting beat with wrenches...
Dopey 529: Jessica Kent Returns! Dealing Heroin! Only Fans! Abstinence Based Recovery! Motherhood and Having a Baby in Prison!
03 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📓 Episode Notes:Jessica Kent returns for a deep and hilarious check-inHer early life selling heroin at 13 in upstate New YorkGetting addicted to Ox...
Dopey Tuesday RAYtreon Teaser with my Dad! Illness, Wellness, Sex
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📝 Episode Notes / Highlights🗣️ Dave forgot to record a teaser and is now scrambling🎤 Raytreon returns — Ray and Allen join the chaos🧠 ...
Dopey 528: Bipolar Guy Loving Life or How I Blew $500K on Coke, Clubs, and Ciroc Papi with David Funes
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🗒️ Episode Notes (for the "Notes" section):Blowing $500K on coke, strip clubs, and a doomed after-hours clubHow Ciroc Papi moved into his spare b...
Dopey Tuesday Teaser: The Last of Us or He Took 5 Gummies and Landed in the Psych Ward:, Heroin in the Bronx
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📝 NOTES: 🎶 Big love to Trinity for the amazing Dopey theme song up top 🚨 Dave’s got gout and might become the poster child for rich man’...
Dopey 527: Classic Dopey! Confessions of a Punk Rock Junky Bank Robber! Shane Enholm! Heroin, Cocaine, Meth, Prison, Recovery
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📝 Episode Notes:💣 Robbing banks with dye packs exploding mid-getaway😷 Hooping dope in prison and dealing with the "safe"🏋️ Becoming the ...
Martin Johnson Got Sober in a Sauna | Dopey Tuesday Teaser
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Patreon teaser, Dave shares a clip from his deeply honest and hilarious conversation with Martin Johnson, frontman of Boys Like Girls. Martin ...
WHITE LOTUS SUCKS says Dave Sloppy Jones Say's No! PLUS TUESDAY TEASER!
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🔥 Post Copy for Patreon🚨 NEW PATREON EPISODE OUT NOW! 🚨It's a stroll down Dopey memory lane with my old friend Sloppy Jones (Garrett)—we're...
Dopey 525: Sucking his own D!ck on Dopey Love Live with Margaret Cho, Brace Belden, Nzinga Harrison and More! Heroin Smuggling, Sexsomnia, Recovery!
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
📋 Notes:Live from Joe’s Pub!Ray Brown performs Dopey LoveChloe LaBranche’s killer stand-up setStash Word madness with Brace, Abby, Carl + audie...
Dopey Raytreon Teaser! Strep Throat, The Doos, Ricky Poweell, LSD
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GaytreonSTREP THROAT!Ricky PowellBeastie BoysSeinfeldLSDSSDN FTFC! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about...
Dopey 524: I Ate Meth in Jail and Found God in a Coffee Bean - Ultimate Texas Tweaker - Burglar - Prison Redemption Episode - Damon West
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SHOW NOTES:🏈 Damon’s early life as a quarterback at North Texas💨 First time trying meth — and losing control instantly🏚️ Running burgla...
Does This Season of White Lotus Suck? PLUS John Bukaty Interviews Dave PATREON TEASER!
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THESE ARE NOTES ON THE EPISODE - NOT THE TEASER!📝 Show Notes:🧠 Childhood ChaosBorn in NYC, nearly died of a staph infectionFell off a table and ...
Dopey 523: Dr. Nzinga Harrison’s Brother Got Life for a Murder He Didn’t Commit
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! In one of the possibly most powerful and emotional episodes of Dopey ever, Dr. Nzinga Harrison returns to the show to tell a story...
Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Did Dave Relapse with Chris Before Chris Died?
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🚨 NEW PATREON EPISODE – REDDIT CONSPIRACIES & CONTROVERSY 🚨If you’re not subscribed to the Dopey Patreon, are you even a real fan? 🤔This ...
Dopey 522: From Junky Telemarketers to Emmy-Nominated Whistleblowers, the true story of HBO's The Telemarketers
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Week on Dopey! I'm super excited to have had the chance to interview PAtrick J. Pespas and Sam Lipman-Stern from The Telemarketers! A junky/tru...
Tuesday Teaser for RAYTREON!
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
NEW DOPEY 'Teaser' Ray is back, and we’re diving deep into the mysteries of junkie slang, Mamoun’s falafel, and the eternal question—does coke m...
Dopey 521: I accidentally dosed my cleaning lady! Xanax Binge to Psych Ward! Sucking Dick for 40 Years! Dylan’s Return and Cat Greenleaf! Crack, Heroin, Recovery, Ayahuasca
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! Chris's sponsor Dylan is back! We hear all about how he is doing and reminisce about Chris and his final run before recovery! PLUS...
Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Erin Khar Returns! Depression, Crack, Recovery, Heroin, Step mom
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ERIN KHAR is back on Patreon! She talks about her recent spiral into depression and how she has gotten out of it - plus a sort of scintillating sort o...
Dopey 520: Jail Stories: Smuggling Subs, Smoking Deuce, and a Vagina Full of Dope: Lenny's Release and Return! Heroin, Cocaine, meth, recovery
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey! Rejoice Lenny from the Beach is Free! Lenny from the Beach returns from being locked away! Hear all about his time away in Long Is...