Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Episodes
Dopey 157: Wall to Wall Dopey. Sam, from Heroin to Crack, Methadone Minute: Sizzurp, Acid trip to bloody near Death, Brian's Drug collection, goofballs and overdoses.
27 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Wall to Wall Dopey. Dave's friend Sam returns on the phone and tells how he started his crippling crack addiction. He also shares a horrible drunk d...
Dopey 156: The Vice Wars: Dopesick Nation, Allie Severino, Vice, Viceland, relapse, Florida, Hotgirlfuckedbylife, Anal sex, poppy seed tea
20 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 156, Dave's friends Jim and Greg return to finally delve into the story of the Viceland 'Dopesick Nation' contreversy. We hear from Sam and...
Dopey 155: Dopey in Vice! Brian, Emily Sullivan, Needle love, Crack, heroin, Relapse, Crystal Meth, and more
13 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 155, Brian aka the crackhead lawyer returns to the show to celebrate getting Dopey finally into Vice. It's all thanks to writer extrordinai...
Dopey 154: Finally an Actual Dopey Episode: Amy Dresner, Aurora, Nick Reiner
06 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Finally an actual Dopey episode where a bunch of drug addicts in recovery talk about drugs, addiction, recovery and dumb shit. This week, Amy Dresner,...
Dopey 153: Jake Fogelnest, the Methadone Minute, Remembering Chris, Live Dopey, Rehab, People Watching
29 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey we hear from talkshow host, comedian, tv writer, producer and showrunner Jake Fogelnest on his sobriety, career and history with Da...
Dopey 152: DOPEY & The Family; Linda, destroying and saving a family, drinking, Coke, Xanax, Fire Kracker, Indio, and Loosey
22 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave's partner Linda finally comes on the show to tell her side of Dopey. She also talks about her somewhat debaucherous past, reflects on Chris and T...
DOPEY 151: Steven Adler of Guns N Roses, 'Dopesick Nation' on Viceland, My Dad, MDMA, Daniel Herron, Phone Addiction and more...
15 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Steven Adler does us the honor of calling in and bringing the Dopey; recounting his life in and out of Guns N R...
DOPEY 150: The Return of Brandon Novak aka Crazy Long Dopey, Dave's friend Justin, Origin of Good so Bad, Ibogaine, Meth, Getting busted, Ska music, Mission to Canada and much, much more!
08 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on possibly the longest Dopey episode ever, Dave's friend Justin joins Dave in Alan's kitchen to reminisce on Chris, Dopey, and how they co-...
Dopey 149: Dutch Masters with my old friend Greg, International Overdose Awareness Day, Tracey Helton, Tim from Philly
01 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey: Dave's old friend Greg stops in to talk about his 'dopeyish' play, 'Dutch Masters'. We recognize International Overdose Awareness ...
Dopey 148: MTV Teen Mom Amber Portwood Calls In! Plus some classic Dopey bits and a voicemail from early recovery.
25 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey: MTV's Teen Mom star, Amber Portwood calls in to drop the Dopey with her stories of international stardom, overdoses, pill purcha...
Dopey 147: The return of Nick Reiner, Jim and Alan
18 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In the wake of Chris's tragic overdose, Dave seeks reinforcements to keep the Dopey ship afloat. Dave's friend from high school, Jim helps out by sitt...
Dopey 146: A VERY SPECIAL CHRISMISS. LOST TAPES, EPISODE 2 'THE SEIZURE STORY'
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Toodles Dopey Nation! Today is Chris's birthday, and it's the first year in celebrating the first Dopey holiday of Chrissmiss. It is of course, all in...
Dopey 145: Dr. Drew and Bob Forrest return to Dopey.
11 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After Chris's wake and funeral Dave gets a hold of Bob Forrest and Dr. Drew to go over the details of Chris's overdose and death. Chris had been a c...
Dopey 144: Remembering Chris
04 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the night after his wake, a bunch of Chris's closest friends and I got together at a shitty bed and breakfast to remember him. Kaitlyn, Alex, Col...
Dopey 143: Chris's Tragic Overdose and Death.
28 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In Episode 143 we try to make sense of the very end of Chris's life. Dave recounts the beginning and the end of Dopey, episode 142 and why he didn't k...
Dopey 142: Scatterbrained Dopey. Chris returns home late from a business trip and Dopey pays the price (sorry its late)
22 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris returns home from a business trip and Dopey pays the price. We are all over the place on this one, relationship problems, spilling saved putrid ...
Dopey141: Artie Lange Recap, Dave's Day at Bed, Beth and Beyond, Concerns for Chris
14 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris groom over the last episode with Artie Lange, specifically pondering about Artie's mental state and wellbeing. Dave recounts and questi...
Dopey140: Artie Lange on Dopey!!
07 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dopey we finally land Artie Lange! And it was crazy Dopey! Artie talks about his meteoric rise to fame and fortune as a stand up comedian...
Dopey139: Drug Court, Detox, Withdrawal, Kratom
30 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Unlce Albert" leaves a voice memo about using kratom while in drug court. We read a criticial email that accuses Dave of being apathetic. We discuss ...
Dopey138: Remembering Todd
23 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Beloved Dopey favorite and dear friend Todd died this week. In the wake of this tragedy, Dave recounts their friendship of over twenty five years. Sto...
Dopey137: Dopey Addresses Homophobia, Catholic Guilt versus Jewish Guilt, Booty Bumping Meth
16 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We address recent accusations of homophobia and xenophobia. We ponder the differences between Catholic guilt and Jewish guilt. Alejandro leaves a voic...
Dopey136: Depression, Relapse, and Suicide: The Dark Side of Dopey
09 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about the recent passing of iconic and beloved Chef, Anthony Bourdain. This episode takes a somber walk through the difficult time...
Dopey135: Keistering Drugs, Anal Sex vs Oral Sex, Canadians, Dopey Dynamics
02 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about smuggling drugs into prison and the merits/drawbacks of giving/receiving anal sex vs oral sex. Dave gives a glimpse of the dynamics tha...
Dopey134: Cocaine in Amsterdam, 12-Step Promises, New House, New Baby, Artie Lange, Prison Rape
26 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave shares his gratitude for the positive changes in his life, including his new house and the birth of his second daughter. Dave also talks about wh...
Dopey133: Old School Dopey Drugs and Dumb Shit
19 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris get down remotely and chop it up about drugs and dumb shit: meth, 12-step hackneyed lingo, reviews, yada yada. Im really lazy and dont ...
Dopey132: Harris Wittels, Everything Is Horrible and Wonderful: A Tragicomic Memoir of Genius, Heroin, Love, and Loss, Stephanie Wittels Wachs, Andrew's Mom
12 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Stephanie Wittels Wachs calls in and tells us about her brother's drug use and death. Harris Wittels was best known being a writer and the executive ...
Dopey131: Dead Meth Owl, Jessa Reed, Drinking Meth Piss, Shooting Meth in Neck, Goofballs, Mormon and the Meth-Head
05 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Jessa Reed calls in and tells us all about her tweaker days. Stories include carrying a dead owl around for weeks and trying to breathe life ...
Dopey130: Dope Sick During Combat, Drug Addicts with Amnesia, Wetting the Bed Sober, Bill Murray
28 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Combat vet Rob leaves a voicemail about the time he got dope sick (diarrhea) while he was under fire by enemy troops. Chris theorizes what would happe...
Dopey129: Chuck Negron, Exploding Dick, Three Dog Night, Wonderland Murders, Seconal
21 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night calls in and talks about his using days and his recovery. He tells us about the time he had so much sex that his dick ...
Dopey128: Copping Drugs from a Cop, Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, Howard Stern Show, Rodney Dangerfield
14 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We play a voicememo from "IG" about buying drugs from a police officer. Dave talks about going to a waterpark; Chris wonders what it would be like for...
Dopey127: Meth Psychosis, Dick Tattoo, Alcoholics Anonymous, Bipolar Disorder, Somerville, Trouble at Work
07 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We play a voice memo from Ryan about the time he smoked meth, got psychotic, and thought people were trying to kill him. He pleaded with strangers to ...
Dopey126: Todd goes to Rehab, Locked out of Hotel Naked, Review Competition with Omar, Horrible Detox
31 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Todd calls in from rehab! He owns up to using dope while recording Dopey several weeks ago, tells us about getting fired from his most recent job, tal...
Dopey125: Dave's Pilot, Fired on First Day of Work, Maegan and Bobby from Boston, Prison, Artie Lange Interactions, The Addictionary
24 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave talks about smoking weed while pitching his defunct pilot to Comedy Central, IFC, Netflix, and AMC. We play a voice memo from Buddy Rob about th...
Dopey124: Dr. Drew on Dopey!
17 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris has a glorious reunion with one of his former physicians, Dr. Drew Pinsky! Dr. Drew and Chris reminisce on Chris' treatment experience during th...
Dopey123: My God is better than your God, Mental Illness Happy Hour, Clinical Depression, Dinner and a Movie, Single Malt Scotch, Handle Pulls, Paul Gilmartin
10 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Paul Gilmartin from the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast calls in and tells us about his depression, sobriety, and his former show Dinner and a Movie...
Dopey122: Wanting to Want it, Ambivalence about Getting Clean, Mental Obsession, Methadone, Pot Farm
03 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris play a great voice memo from Amanda who is struggling to clean. She talks about "wanting to want" to get clean. Dave and Chris delve i...
Dopey121: Skid Row in LA, Teen Challenge, Flakka, Tim from Philly
24 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about buying drugs on Skid Row in LA... the closest thing to an open air drug market either of them witnessed in their using. Tim ...
Dopey120: Dopey Interns, Peter Gatien, Xanax Blackout, Q and A, Whitelamborghinicountach
17 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Alana, aka whitelamborghinicountach aka hotgirlfuckedbylife, calls in again and tells us about the time she did drugs all night at Peter Gatien’s ho...
Dopey119: Expressing Sammy's Anal Glands, 3 Cars Crashed in One Day, Puking Donuts, Shooting Cocaine, Fentanyl, Dave's Dad
10 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris' friend, Laura, calls in and tells us about one of her last using days; she shot cocaine while driving and got into three accidents in a single ...
Dopey118: Escaping from Rehab, Sober Doctor, Recovery without 12 Steps, Crashing Taxi, Ned Stark
03 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave's rehab friend from 15 years ago, Eddie, calls into the show and tells some dopey stories, including ruining a taxi while he was high. Eddie's d...
Dopey117: Matt Pinfield, Oasis, Marilyn Manson, Alcoholism, Cocaine, MTV, Rock and Roll
27 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Former MTV host and music personality, Matt Pinfield, calls into Dopey and tells us about his addiction addiction and recovery. We hear about the ear...
Dopey116: Pooping Pants on LSD, Amanda Lauren, Adderall, Doctor Shopping, Dry January, Stimulants, ADHD
20 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dave's childhood friend, Jim, comes on the show and tells us a bit about Dave as a young man. Jim shares several tripping stories, which include getti...
Dopey115: Amy Dresner Pt. 1, Todd!, LSD Bust, Shooting Cocaine in Neck, Mushrooms and Ecstasy at Phish, Hippy Life, 12 Steps, My Fair Junky
13 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Todd comes on the show in person! He tells us about his former hippy days, including his big LSD bust that resulted in him being expelled from college...
Dopey114: Buying/Selling Fake Drugs, Obsession and Compulsion, Bomb Cyclone, Fat Albert, Cravings, Crackhead, Pretend Therapy
06 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We read one of the best Dopey emails of all time about buying and selling fake heroin and cocaine. We talk about the obsession and compulsion to use. ...
Dopey113: Collapsed Lung, Ketamine, Weed Psychosis, Mormon, Caring too Much, Suboxone
30 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We play a voice memo from Karn in Ottawa about his long history of smoking weed and doing drugs despite his lungs collapsing over and over. Chris' gir...
Dopey112: Dopey Nation Death, Hotgirlfuckedbylife, Andrew, Pharmacist, Tim Robbins, Toy Soldiers
23 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We reminisce about a recently deceased Dopey Nation member, Andrew. We read an email from Mandy, an ex-pharmacist who used to steal drugs, who is now...
Dopey111: Butthole Drugs, Suboxone, Dilaudid, Bitcoin, Harm Reduction, MAT, TapeAcall, Artie Lange
16 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We play two voicememos about hiding drugs in the place that doesnt shine. The first story is from Tim in Philly; he tells us about how he used to put ...
Dopey110: Hippy vs Hobo, Homelessness, Stealing Medication from Sick/Deceased People, Hotwheels, Research Chemical Benzodiazepines
09 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave chastises Chris per usual. Dave and Chris talk about stealing medication from sick people and how addiction effects the family. A long time liste...
Dopey109: Sloppy Jones, Mescaline at Petco, Stealing from Walmart, Methamphetamine, Pee Pants Jesus
02 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave's friend from college, "Sloppy Jones," calls in and tells us about the first time he took mescaline as a kid... and then got called into work at ...
Dopey108: Selling Stuff for Dope, Randy's 1 Year Anniversary, Hotgirlfuckedbylife
25 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about selling posessions to buy heroin such as DVDs, CDs, and clothing. Randy calls in and gives us an update on his one year sobr...
Dopey107: Mushrooms at a Festival, Injecting DMT, Skype Interview, Sneaky Pete, Libe Barer, Artie Lange, Mescaline, Psilocybin
18 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Libe Barer from the TV show Sneaky Pete tells us about the last time she did drugs. Chris talks about shooting a form of DMT and losing his mind. Chr...
Dopey106: Parents Intervening Drug Use, Hershey’s Chocolate Factory, Puking into a Cup, Puking into a Shirt
11 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave tells us about his recent visit to the Hershey's factory and Amish country. Todd calls in again and gives us an update about his life and his use...
Dopey105: Crack Smoking Lawyer, Diluadid, Relapse, Cheapy Hammer, Sober Living, Detox, Withdrawal
04 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris call Brian, a recovering attorney, who tells us about when he used to smoke crack as a lawyer while he was working. Brian also shares a...
Dopey104: Good Ol’ Dopey, Faking Drug Tests, Overdose Death, Chiva, SXSW, Whizzinator, Church and Other Drugs,detox, withrawal, trauma
28 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We read an email from a Dopey Nation member's mom who recently passed away. We talk about drug testing. Chris tells a story about hiding urine in a r...
Dopey103: Sam Cutler, Grateful Dead, The Rolling Stones, the Sixties, LSD, Jerry Garcia, Keith Richards, RIP, Detox, withdrawal
21 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave interviews Sam Cutler, the tour manager for the Rolling Stones and the Grateful Dead. Sam explores the current opioid crisis, what drug use was l...
Dopey102: Fentanyl Overdose, Hotwheels, Dave’s Dad, Titty Meat
15 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hotwheels calls into the show mid craving. Dave's dad comes on again and critiques Dopey. Maegan, a doctoral student in clinical psychology, calls in ...
Dopey101: Hiding Shooting Cocaine, Scaring Drug Dealers, Strict Treatment Centers, No Worries, Meek Mill, CRI Help, Renaissance, Alina Lodge
08 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris talks about scaring drug dealers, trying to hide shooting cocaine, and an abnormally fast heart rate. Dave shares about a recent encounter with ...
Dopey100: Dopey’s 100th Episode! Relapse, Nature of People. PCP, MMPI, Rehab Pranks, Detox, withdrawal
01 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris speculate about relapse. Dave tells a story about squirting a childhood friend in the face with a water gun…. And then ponders the na...
Dopey99: Even Gayer than the Gayest Dopey Ever, Chemsex, Grinder, Squirt.org, Meth, Evidence-Based Practices, Narcan
23 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jason calls in and tells us about chemsex, specifically IV meth use, zoom rooms, and dating apps in the gay community. He goes on to talk about his re...
Dopey98: Weed Delivery, Unholy Trinity, Quadriplegic, Steve-O, IV cocaine, Dungeons and Dragons, Blowjobs, Cinderella, detox
16 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave talks about when he was a crappy weed delivery man. Hotwheels calls in and tells us about how he broke his neck diving into a pond when he was dr...
Dopey97: Alexis Neiers, Bling Ring, Good Counselors, Oxycontin, Black Tar Heroin, CBD, Pretty Wild, TMZ, detox
09 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about what makes a good counselor after playing a voice memo from someone who works in the treatment field. Alexis Neiers (Pretty Wild) calls ...
Dopey96: Hope after Heroin, Tenderloin, Abscesses, Tracey Helton Mitchell, Erowid, Isolation Tank
02 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tracey Helton Mitchell (Hope after Heroin) calls in and tells us about her using days and recovery. Tracey shares about using the same syringe for a y...
Dopey95: The Gayest Dopey Ever
26 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris tells a story about having sex in a baseball dugout. Dave tells the "phallic bong" story - about the time he was tripping and thought that all h...
Dopey94: Consuming Bottle of Klonopin, Methadone Maintenance, Los Angeles, Dave's Dad, John McCain, iTunes Reviews, Suicide
19 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris' friend from rehab in California calls in and talks about his last few days of using. It involved a car crash, a physical encounter with his wif...
Dopey93: LSD, Dave meets Artie Lange, Relationships in Recovery, Heroin Treatment, Dark Web, Nobody Home
12 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave smashes Chris about relationships. Chris tries stand up... and Dave smashes him. Dave tells the story about recently meeting Artie Lange. Chris r...
Dopey92: Phish Tales, Injection Mechanics, Poop in Pants, Weed Paranoia, Coping Drugs on the Street, Dope in and Dope Out, Ketamine
05 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Justin, a member of the dopey nation who recently got his MBA and MSW, calls in and tells us a couple Phish stories from his using days. We play a voi...
Dopey91: Dildos, DETOX, Rehab Romances, Sleeping with Mom, Brandon Novak, Jackass, King Heroin, Detox, Kensington
29 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon Novak calls in and lives up to the hype. Perhaps one of the most dopey guests, Brandon tells many depraved stories at the intersection of sex ...
Dopey90: Prison, Jerking off on Meth, DETOX, Released into Captivity, Chino, Gender Fluidity, Anal Sex, Seizures, Daniel Herron, Southsiders
22 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We read a high octance email from Australia about the time James shot too much MDMA and went into a psychotic episode - when the police came he asked ...
Dopey89: Meditation, Hookers, Alcohol Blackouts, Psychedelics in a Laundromat, Vipassana, John Belushi, Scrub Life, Bill Cosby
15 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris shares about his recent meditation retreat. We play a voice memo from Woody about the time he blacked out and came to with two hookers in the ba...
Dopey88: Bob Forrest, Bufo Alvarius Frog, DMT, Shooting Meth, Shooting Cocaine, Sister Morphine, Artie Lange, Marc Maron
08 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Forrest (Celebrity Rehab, Thelonious Monster) calls in again and talks about shooting cocaine and hiding in a tree with a famous musician because ...
Dopey87: Grateful Dead, Double Stack Ecstasy, Mescaline, San Pedro, Nick Reiner, DETOX, withdrawal,Craigslist Hookers, Jerry Garcia, Hippies
01 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave talks about the history of the Grateful Dead... and we call John who used to work on the road crew for them from '83-'85. We read an email from S...
Dopey86: DETOX, Brandon Novak, Xanax Blackout, WITHDRAWAL, WhatsApp, Smoking Crack with Parents, Cathartic Waitering, Theme Song Challenge
24 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris gets a sick satisfaction from reading old WhatsApp messages from Francesca, an Italian girl who used to live next door (he's going to hell for t...
Dopey85: DETOX, WITHDRAWAL, Sobriety, Online Dating, ”Hoop the Shooter,” Milk, Lower East Side, Bumble, Tinder, Coffee Meets Bagel
17 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about the blessings of sobriety, Chris shares about dating sober, online dating, and communicating with the dopey nation, we play ...
Dopey84: Fentanyl, Weetabix, DXM, Stealing Cookies, CVS, Predators in AA/NA, Ketamine
10 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Todd calls in and tells us about the time he overdosed on fentanyl in an aisle in CVS, Chris talks about puking in an aisle in CVS because he saw a bo...
Dopey83: Lillo Brancato Jr, Heroin in Prison, Stealing from Veterinarian, Nick Reiner, detox, withdrawal, Cocaine Overdose
03 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Lillo Brancato Jr. (Sopranos, A Bronx Tale) calls in and tells us about the time he overdosed in prison and how he subsequently got clean a few days l...
Dopey82: DMT, detox, Rejection, Homeless, Oreos, Dopey Theme Song, Romance and Finance
27 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris shares about a recent heartbreak. We play a voice message from a man who threw a bunch of DMT out the window. Dave relishes in the origins of Ch...
Dopey81: Shooting cocaine, detox, Ketamine, Dopey theme song, Flaming couch, Kensington
20 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave shares the story of the time he lit his couch on fire while nodding out and threw the flaming cushions outside his apartment window. Chris talks ...
Dopey80: Carl Jung, Detox, Big Book, William James, Telazol, Alcoholics Anonymous, Heroin Spit, Rowland Hazard, Bill Wilson, Spirituality
13 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris nerds out about Carl Jung, William James, and the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous. Dave talks about spiritual experiences. Chris shares a story...
Dopey79: Tdub, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ayahuasca, Psilocybin, Hallucinogenics, Shamanism
07 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris' sponsor's sponsor (grandsponsor), Tim, calls into the show and talks about Dopey's place in the treatment world, shamanism, hallucinogenics in ...
Dopey78: Narcan, Antabuse, Random Guy High on the Street, Robbing Diamonds, Carl’s Jr, Overdose
29 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave plays a recording from a person he bumped into on the street (at 7am) who was high on cocaine and trying to get a call girl. Chris talks about th...
Dopey77: Most Pathetic Drug Use, Chris’ Sponsor - Dylan, Copping Drugs while Listening to Dopey, Artie Lange Addiction Saga
22 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris delve into the most pathetic things they have done to get/use drugs... such as trying to inject cocaine using spit. Chris' sponor, Dyl...
Dopey76: Crossfit Dave, Omar, SHAIR podcast, Cocaine Psychosis in Costa Rica, Overdose, Prank Phone Call
15 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris reminisce and celebrate the life of their friend Dave (who was on Dopey) and recently passed away. Omar from the SHAIR podcast calls in...
Dopey75: Drinking Hairspray, Robbing Hotels, Stealing Jewelry, Methadone, Artie Lange Relapse
09 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Artie Lange's recent arrest, Jed from C&OD calls in and tells us about the time he stole a bunch of drugs/money from a hotel he worked a...
Dopey74: Shooting Meth, 40 Forgeries and 40 Felonies, Porn, Opiophile
02 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We play an intense voice memo from Daniel about the first time he shot meth, Dave talks about some porn producers/stars he met at work, and Chris shar...
Dopey73: Jail Stories Pt. 2, Big Balls Lee, Bum Trip, Tommy the Fox, Orange County Jail, Antisemitism
26 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris continues his jail stories, focusing primarily on the people he met while incarcerated - Big Balls Lee (a crazy man with huge testicles), Tommy ...
Dopey72: Drug Addicts in Psych Wards, Drug Dealers as Friends, Jesse, Methadone Clinic
19 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about a couple of their old drug dealers, Chris plays a portion of a podcast he was on several years ago, and Jesse calls in and t...
Dopey71: CLASSIC DOPEY, Shooting Cocaine, Hookers, Crack, Blood Clots, Syringe Malfunction, Rae
12 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris get old-school Dopey in this classic episode. We start with a voice memo from Tim about shooting cocaine in the hood and receiving fela...
Dopey70: Dissociatives, Dave’s Job, Billy Baroo, Black and White Cookie, 3-MeO-PCE
04 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave shares a story about a failed job oppotunity with a film producer, a fan calls in and tells us how Dopey has helped him get sober, and Cormac re...
Dopey69: Bob Forrest, Treatment Industry, Celebrity Rehab, John Belushi, Selling Meth, Thelonius Monster, Cathy Smith, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
25 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Forrest (Celebrity Rehab, Thelonius Monster) calls in and talks about the rehab industry, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and about the time he sold m...
Dopey68: Piss Bottles, Nurdles, Dave Calls In, Crossfit, Huffing, Pepperidge Farm Remembers, Meth, Weed
19 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A Dopey Nation member tells us about the time his friend huffed a fire extinguisher and he robbed his dying grandmother, Chris talks about pissing in ...
Dopey67: Jail Stories Pt. 1, Southsiders, Woods, Paisanos, Dave’s Dad, Brothers, Surenos, Orange County Jail
11 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chris reflects on his intense experiences while incarcerated, Dave's dad calls in to critique dopey again and share his pretend arrest, and we read a...
Dopey66: Sopranos, Seinfeld, DUI, Ice Cream, Quantities of Heroin
04 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris spend the first half of the episode painstakingly dissecting and clarifying their television and ice cream preferences. Dave plays a so...
Dopey65: Weed Recovery, Chris’ Last High, High Sobriety, Artie Lange, Joe Schrank, LSD, Ecstasy, MDMA
30 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Schrank calls in and gives us an exclusive on his new rehab where patients are allowed to smoke weed, we talk about a recent Artie Lange interacti...
Dopey64: Killer, Tyson, Cocaine & Heroin Mamba Jamba, Dating, Tinder
21 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We share stories from our youth, Dave talks about his struggle quitting smoking, Dave criticizes Chris' romantic history, we talk about shooting cocai...
Dopey63: Chabad, Smuggling Drugs into Detox, Hidden Drugs, Hidden Piss, Meth
15 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris talk about Chabad, smuggling drugs into detox and rehab, hiding drugs and forgetting about them, and getting burned by dealers. Also we...
Dopey62: Alcohol and Heroin Withdrawals, Silk Road, 2CB at Chucky Cheese
07 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dave and Chris go old school in this late night, classic episode of Dopey. Topics include drinking while in rehab, using while in public detox, and th...
Dopey61: Church and Other Drugs, Exorcism, Simulcast, Dramamine, DXM, Fatherhood
01 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In this special episode of Dopey we collaborate with the new podcast "Church and Other Drugs." On the show we discuss the worst rehabs, God, fatherh...
Dopey60: Dave’s Dad, Addiction and the Family, Methadone, Detox, ”Brick Wall of Pigs”
24 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On our very Jewish Christmas special, Dave's dad comes on the show and gives us some insight about Dave's past. Also we read an email from a seasoned...
Dopey59: Straight Outta Rehab, Methadone, Step 3, Dopey Analysis, U.K.
17 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In the new "Straigh Outta Rehab" segment, special guest Dave calls in a few days after treatment and tells us about the expereince and how he is doin...
Dopey58: Addiction and the Family, Overdose in the Emergency Room, Recovery, Jail Stories, Phish, Artie Lange, Howard Stern
10 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Scott calls in and tells us about the time he overdosed while working in the emergency room, his time spent in prison, a phish show, his recovery, a...