Dr. Fix Me
Episodes
#96 - Stanley is Degum Fustrated
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Stanley, a server at Sonic Drive-In, who is upset that his boss won’t allow him to have a paid vacation to Peru. Stanley’s boss, ...
#95 - LIVE! Sabrina and the Mad Scientist
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
#95 - LIVE! Sabrina Confronts Her Mad Scientist Dr. Fix Me meets Sabrina Sharp, whose hands have been replaced by a shark head and a polar bear head. ...
#94 - Everett ”Falls In Love Too Fast”
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Everett Nickels, who is quick to love and loves deeply. While this may seem problematic, Everett does not seem to suffer from this co...
#93 - LIVE! Anthony Loves Queen Victoria
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Anthony, who has come from “the underground” to declare his love for the leader of his colony, Queen Victoria. Antie, the Queen’...
#92 - LIVE! Betwixt the Nethers
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Harold Nethers, who is unhappy with a work of art he commissioned. Xavier Nethers explains his art and his relationship with his dad....
#91 - LIVE! Tabitha Wants Wesley Out of Her Cult
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Tabitha Folds, the spiritual leader and founder of The Nouvelle Ring, who wants to be rid of one of her original members. Wesley AK...
#90 - Barry is a Glutton for Punishment
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Barry Bomb, a disgraced high school guidance counselor whose life has fallen apart. General Thomas Darles, self-help author of “Too...
#89 - Audrey Feels Conflicted
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Audrey, a hitman, who cannot decide which adopted parent to kill. Dr. Jim Sheehan, Audrey’s therapist from Sing Sing Prison, elab...
#88 - LIVE! Toad Suspects His Brother of Stealing
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Toad, who believes his dog was stolen by his brother, Hawk. Hawk joins the show to explain the dynamic of his relationship with his b...
#87 - Happy 1st Anniversary (part 2)
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me continues to celebrate one year of podcasting! Michael Kim Lewis brings in his friends, Josh, Lauren, Byron, and Nick to discuss how they m...
#86 - LIVE! Tommy Juggs Has a Hairy Landlord
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Tommy Juggs who has an issue with his landlord’s discarded hair. Tommy’s landlord, Johnny Suggs, joins the show to explain why hi...
#85 - Happy 1st Anniversary (part 1)
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me celebrates one year of podcasting! Michael Kim Lewis peels back the curtain to reveal how the global pandemic, Comedy Bang Bang, and Jerry ...
#84 - LIVE! Barney Pidgers Lost His Babies
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first LIVE episode of Dr. Fix Me! Dr. Fix Me meets Barney Pidgers, who has an idea who stole his babies. Jeremiah, from the Chicago Center fo...
#83 - Charl Seeks Redemption
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is missing! Two of his producers, conjoined twins Paula and Chris Fitzsimmons, host the show unexpectedly. They meet Charl, a prankster, wh...
#82 - Billy and Rebecca are Triplets
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Billy, who has concerns about the health of his unborn triplets. Billy reveals why he and his sister, Rebecca, co-absorbed their trip...
#81 - Brendon the Chrononaut
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Brendon Siikes, who claims to be a time-traveling chrononaut. With the doctor’s help, Brendon hopes to win back his ex-wife, Susie ...
#80 - Big Bad Daddy's Bone BBQ
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Dave, a restauranteur, who is panicking. His head chef has just switched the restaurant’s menu to all-vegan. Dave fears this sudden...
#79 - Gabe Kaplan Vs. The Tooth Fairy
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Gabe Kaplan who only has anywhere from six to eight teeth. Gabe believes he is owed money from the Tooth Fairy. Friend of Gabe and To...
#78 - Sammy and Tammy Say It Stinks
17 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Sammy and Tammy who have a problem with a stinky dumpster ruining their intimacy. They blame Leopold O’Doul for casting the decidin...
#77 - Ralph and Claire Voyance
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Ralph who has a problem with his clairvoyant wife, Claire Voyance. Ralph cannot be spontaneous if Claire can always see it coming. Cl...
#76 - Rewind or Die
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Bill Jackson, owner and proprietor of the last VHS retailer, Rewind or Die. Bill reveals that much of his business’ success came fr...
#75 - The Family Farioli
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets his nephew! Young Kenneith Farioli is on the show to improve his relationship with his father, Lorenzo Pasquale Farioli. Lorenzo re...
#74 - Homer Feels Unheard
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Homer, who feels slighted by “homer globers” like the principal of Skillin Elementary. Principal Smarters joins the show to expla...
#73 - Steve Can't Find Wally
06 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Steve, who has lost track of his boyfriend. Wally explains why he has been gone for so long. This episode is sponsored by the Academy...
#72 - Blake is Desperate for Amelie
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Blake Hanny who is desperate to rekindle a relationship with Amelie. Amelie calls in from France to explain why this romance is merel...
#71 - Michael J. Wolf is Tired of Time Travel
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Michael J. Wolf, a time traveler who has a grudge against a certain blockbuster film franchise. Dr. Emit White bends time and space t...
#70 - Patty the Painter Considers Retirement
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets a painter named Patty who hasn’t sold a single work of art and she's considering quitting altogether. Another artist, Tola, is in a...
#69 - Fedd Gremlin Has a Trash Problem
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Fedd Gremlin, a self-proclaimed Jedi, who has a problem with his neighbor putting trash in his backyard. Dr. Herman Goebbels says he ...
#68 - Teddy Tibbits Has Something to Say
07 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Teddy Tebbits who is sick of his “anti-friends” intervening in his life. Karen and Kieran have hosted over 30 interventions with ...
#67 - Sheila's Brother is Being Catfished
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Sheila, who is worried that her brother, Lance, has been catfished. Lance denies these accusations and insists his girlfriend, whom h...
#66 - Bart and Fart Want Hayden Back
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Bart and Fart, owners and operators of Dr. Slappy’s Child Fun Land. They hope Dr. Fix Me can coax their most profitable customer, H...
#65 - Timothy Has to Assassinate His Wife
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Timothy, who has been tasked by the CIA to kill his wife. Timothy brings in his wife, Vivian, to reveal his intentions and his reserv...
#64 - Arnold Lost His Horse
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Arnold, a cowboy who has lost his horse. Bucky the horse explains why he let himself be taken away from Arnold. This episode is spons...
#63 - Bear Boy is Afraid of Goose Razor
08 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets self-described super hero, Bear Boy, who is at odds with his arch-nemesis and (twin?) brother, Goose Razor. This episode is sponsored...
#62 - Devin and Officer Seth
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Devin who is worried about someone he sees every day on his commute to work. Officer Seth joins the show to explain why he follows De...
#61 - Cinnamon and Sprinkles
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In another Christmas themed episode, Dr. Fix Me meets Cinnamon, an elf from the north pole. Cinnamon is at odds with his coworker, Sprinkles, until th...
#60 - Katy Marie Surprises Her Boyfriend
18 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Katy Marie Clausen, who has decided to finally reveal her true identity to her longtime boyfriend, Steve. Steve, an American Gladiato...
#59 - Chody is Lonely
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Cody (AKA “Chody”) who is lonely. Chody’s neighbor, Jason, reveals how and why he wants to “end it all.” This episode is sp...
#58 - Lou Cypher Wants to Harvest His Date
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Lou Cypher, a local pie chef and owner of “The Devil’s Pie” pie factory, who is devastated by his recent love interest. James P...
#57 - Daisy Dates a Magician
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Daisy, who has had enough of her boyfriend’s magic tricks. Randy (AKA “Zanbar the Great”), defends the necessity of his magic. ...
#56 - Raul Wants the Role of the Roll
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Raul, an actor who has been denied a role in an elementary school production of “Cornucopia of Coping.” Young Susie Q explains wh...
#55 - Doug and Octavia Sandeman
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Doug Sandeman, who is overwhelmed by his wife’s new “Ancient Roman” diet. Doug’s spouse, Octavia, illuminates the benefits of...
#54 - The Purple Ranger Feels Betrayed
20 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Reese, the Purple Ranger, who feels betrayed by another member of the Nova Squad. The new Green Ranger, Avery, joins the show to shin...
#53 - ILL U. STRATOR Wants to Achieve the Next Level
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets a young street artist named ILL U. STRATOR who wants to achieve the “Next Level'' of his craft by teaming up with his idol, Poe Tic...
#52 - CJ's Sourdough
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets CJ Kennedy, who is upset that a local bakery refuses to accept his homemade sourdough. Rachel, an employee of Sweet Lumps Bakery, def...
#51 - Buster and Richie Balloons N' More
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Buster, who wants to make amends with his business partner and best friend, Richie Balloons. Despite being friends since they were 14...
#50 - General Mill's Trix Rabbit
06 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why General Mill can’t stand the behavior of his insubordinate employee, the Trix Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit explains his antics, threaten...
#49 (Rerelease) - Cheeseburger and French Fries
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
OOPSY! Episode #49 is rereleased after editing mishap. Dr. Fix Me meets a lovely dog named Cheeseburger, who has a problem with the family cat. Fren...
#48 - Bread is Deathly Afraid of Challah
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Bread Greeland, who is afraid of being murdered by his cousin. Evil orphan Challah Greeland wants the inheritance left by their grand...
#47 - Mona and Dinana are Terrified of H.O.A.
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Halloween season in Central Town USA! Dr. Fix Me learns why neighbors Mona Freetz and Professor Dinana “Dina” Napolene are terrified by the...
#46 - Sergey and Sofia are Spies
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Sergey Ivanov (AKA Ben Whiteman), a Russian KGB spy, who has doubts about his spy wife and her true loyalties. Sofia Ivanov (AKA Jen ...
#45 - Resident VS Evil
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns that the “Resident of 999 Row Lane” is haunted by two support beams in his house. The support beams reveal themselves to be demo...
#44 - Brittany the Babysitter
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Brittany who has difficulty babysitting Hunter. Hunter, a tech-whiz kid at 6 years old, reveals Brittany’s dirty tricks, as well as...
#43 - Jimmy Wants Abs
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Jimmy, who has yet to see any physical results from his workout subscription service. Tony Pilate explains his workout process and th...
#42 -Petunia and Gus
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Petunia, owner of Zaksby’s restaurant, who has a problem with her employee, Gus. Gus (pronounced “Us”) reveals Petunia’s sini...
#41 - Lasagna VS Ramirez or A Tale of Two Cliffs
11 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets restaurateurs Rick Headley and Leo Barrufaldi, who have an issue with their co-owner, Clifford Ramirez. While Cliff Ramirez is a mild...
#40 - Christian and Phillip Confront Their Teacher
07 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me welcomes Christian Morales and Phillip Diamond, who are plagued by their “Pick Up Artist” teacher, Ig Nigma. Ig Nigma appears in a puff...
#39 - Dr. Alan Abernathy, Professor of Interviewology at the University of DeVry
04 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns what constitutes an interview thanks to Dr. Alan Abernathy, professor of Interviewology at the University of DeVry, and author of In...
#38 - Blake and Dillon Want Doug to Fap Again
31 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns what Blake and Dillon miss about their best friend, Doug. Doug explains what caused him to stop fapping. This episode is sponsored b...
#37 - Rudy Buday and His Sibling Rivalry
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Rudy Buday feels competitive with his brother. Rudy’s twin, Evan (formerly Booty) Buday, justifies why he changed his name. Th...
#36 - Duncan Bedding Doesn't Know What's Wrong With Him, Man
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me helps Duncan Bedding gain a level of certainty. Duncan’s barista, Clifton, explains the unique traditions of Bell Hollow, Pennsylvania. T...
#35 - Lance Legstrong Longs for a Lost Love
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me reconnects Lance Legstrong with an old fling he met in Las Vegas. Lance’s fling, and former kindergarten teacher, Krystal, has since move...
#34 - Brennan Sterenheard VS Mr. Toastick
17 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me uncovers why Brennan needs to build a railroad tunnel through Mr. Toastick’s mountain. High atop mount Bertha, Mr. Toastick “gets in yo...
#33 - Petunia Wants Her Romper Back
15 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Petunia relies on her romper for parties. Her dry cleaner, Porsche, renegotiates his poorly written business contract. This epis...
#32 - Franki Stix Has to Fire a Rat
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns about running casinos from Franki Stix, who has to fire a family member for being a rat. Franki’s brother, Giuseppe, and their mot...
#31 - John Michael and Squigy Want More Gigs
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets musical duo John Michael and Squigy, who explain why they haven’t had a gig since 1983. Their manager, Spiff, justifies his lack of...
#30 - The Family Flips
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is a “chongo,” according to Caiden “Flipz” Birmingham. Caiden’s mom, Maggie “Flips,” explains why it is necessary to take her...
#29 - Jerri and The Creamer Are Evicted
03 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In his first extended-length episode, Dr. Fix Me meets Jerri and the Creamer who are being evicted from their storage unit. Dawn “The Divorcée'' ex...
#28 - Parrot and Clarence
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me does his best to mend the relationship between Parrot and his curse of a roommate, Clarence the gnome. This episode is sponsored by Benji’...
#27 - Carolyn Has Roommate Troubles
01 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns it isn’t easy to live with Carolyn. Her former roommate, “The” Abraham Lincoln, shares how passive-aggressive she can be. This...
#26 - Tony Is Unprepared To Duel
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me fails to dissuade Tony from entering a duel. Tony’s therapist, and helicopter-reporter for “FOX NEWS 5” Jamis Johnson, has an eagle-e...
#25 - Martina's Refrigerator
28 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns the history and significance of Martina’s heirloom, a golden refrigerator. Her roommate, Doug, details his line of work. This ep...
#24 - Treebark City's Gang Problem
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me dives into the world of weed-dealing and the nuance of possession with Treebark City, leader of The Treebark gang. Treebark’s right-hand ...
#23 - Gary Has a Broken Pegleg
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is convinced that Gary is a pirate. Dr. Nigel explains his role as the syphilis doctor. Gary’s boss, Mr. Lou, needs his yacht back. This ...
#22 - Gina Lost Her Dog
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Gina was in the woods when she lost her dog. Her son, Tommy, begs for her help. This episode is sponsored by Chip Your Kid. Jugg...
#21 - Trig Is Pregnant
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me discovers why it is strange for Trig to be pregnant. "Lieutenant Dan" and "Michelle Obama" plead with Trig. This episode is sponsored by Jo...
#20 - Toni Is Dehydrated
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns that dehydration is the least of Toni’s troubles. Toni’s father, Tony, explains their family tradition. This episode is sponsore...
#19 - Dave's Gambling Problem
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Dave, who has lost a lot of money gambling on his son’s soccer games. Max Renner, president of the Youth Soccer League, offers Dave...
#18 - Don't Touch Manny
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Manny hates being touched. Manny’s wife, Womanny, encourages him to reveal the true reason they are on the show. Expert Ssssst...
#17 - Luigi Has a Broken Vape
20 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me discovers the significance of Luigi's broken vape. Marioa misses her Luigi all the way from Sicily. And a "ghost" reveals himself in many w...
#16 - Janine Has Long Fingernails
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me helps Janine decide what to do with her fingernails. Co-worker, Ashley, reaches out to her friend. This episode is sponsored by Sally’s S...
#15 - Lawrence Bought a Horse
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me entreats first-time equestrian Lawrence to be more gentle with his horse. Sassy Sparkle reveals tips on how to properly ride her. Today’s...
#14 - Ryan On the Run
18 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me reaches Ryan Martin, who is literally running from his father. Ryan Martin Sr. threatens both his son and Dr. Fix Me. This episode is spons...
#13 - Gary Has A Whiskey Stand
17 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me encounters the entrepreneurial Gary, who sells shots of whiskey to prospectors. Gary’s brother, Harry, misses him dearly. This episode is...
#12 - Captain Jensen
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Captain Jensen is reluctant to return to Earth. HAL 9000 explains his mission. This episode is sponsored by Tiny Space Station C...
#11 - Kent is Cursed with Heartburn
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is not convinced that a witch gave Kent heartburn. Kent's best friend, Roscoe, offers his testimony. Today's sponsor has technical difficul...
#10 - Sam is Heartbroken
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is startled to learn who has broken young Sam's heart. Sam's father, Trexler, offers his perspective. This episode is sponsored by the Swin...
#09 - Jacque and Jille are Sad
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me does his best to treat Jacque and Jille's sadness. Sponsor: Boyd's Backyard Amusement Park. Expert on Suicide: the reincarnated May Tuller....
#08 - Junior, From the Future
27 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me is overwhelmed by the appearance of Junior, who warns of a dystopic future. Will Dr. Fix Me save his family, and thus the fate of the world...
#07 - (Not that) Steve Wilkos
20 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns why Steve Wilkos (not THAT Steve Wilkos) has trouble shopping with his reusable bags. Cast: Patrick Pope, Ryan McAndrews, Nick Dem...
#06 - Blossom Wants to Grow
14 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me encounters a flower, Blossom, who simply wants to grow. Blossom's mother offers her perspective. This episode is sponsored by Jesse's Pro...
#05 - Dave's Mom is a Hoarder
07 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Dave, who is trapped in the mess created by his mother. Will Dr. Fix Me reunite Dave with his long lost father? Expert Dr. Wheelchair...
#04 - Hungy Needs Food
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me encounters an adorable Hungy in his pursuit of food for winter. Can Dr. Fix Me help Hungy survive? This episode is sponsored by Greg D and ...
#03 - Philip Loves Beans
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me learns about Philip and the price he's willing to pay for his newly-discovered love of beans. The episode is sponsored by Cynthia Shart's H...
#02 - Mat and Pat and Cat
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me meets Mat and Pat, two partiers looking to settle down. Will Dr. Fix Me be their "Cupid" and help them find true love? This episode is spon...
#01 - Adam Fixes Cars
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Fix Me tries to understand why Adam struggles with the burden of fixing all the cars in his high school, and addresses the "Potato People" he call...